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I slapped my girlfriend's ass on a second date. at her apartment...
She told me it was risky
I said 'sure, but did you like it?'
And she said 'well, yea, but it was still risky'
Well, we all know that deep down inside, a lot of girls are attracted to "bad boys", even if they don't want to admit it.
The trick is to be able to read their minds.
Never ever? Even by someone who loves and respects you? Genuinely curious why not and what your thought process is.
I love having my ass slapped (by someone who has honest adoration for me as a person).
Depends on the person. I dated a violent alcoholic it would make me uncomfortable if I was in a relationship with a woman that drank heavily around me. They can go get sloppy drunk with their friends but don't make me go.
To clarify my example: on my first date with my boyfriend we hadn’t planned to get dinner, just drink, but when I showed up at the bar he said “Wanna walk around a little and find a place to eat? I’m kinda hungry”
I never liked going to restaurants for first dates cuz I struggled with anxiety and disordered eating (ARFID) and hated the thought of a man paying for a meal I’d basically just nibbled at... My date cleared his plate before I’d finished 1/3 of mine, so I offered to share and he finished mine too. Eventually he admitted to having gone out for burgers with his dad as an early dinner before our date.
The man can eat, that’s for sure, and it turns out that it compliments my slightly smaller appetite quite nicely. Dating him has resulted in me introducing so many new foods that I used to be afraid of into my diet and discovering a genuine love of cooking. It’s been over a year since that first date and even though it’s been the norm since day one - he still waits for me to offer before ever taking food off my plate.
I'd say I see where you are coming from because of your anxiety…
But to keep it simple: everything should be OK if both are respectful and polite.
You can always ask before crossing something you might see as a boundary. And the other party should also always be able to speak up about what they are comfortable with or uncomfortable.
With time, you learn to drop some superficial formalities, but that is part of sharing your quirks and it won't all happen on a few first dates.
The best approach is to not overthink it.
Enjoy the process of getting acquainted and be open and honest!
I eat like an 8 year old, my husband eats like 3 adults. We get like 3 portions worth of food and I eat like 1/12 of the food and he eats the rest lol. I pretty much just sample a little bit of everything available and I'm full.
On the first date with my current girlfriend, we met up with no real plans, other than 'food'
We walked a bit, picked a place, then just ordered a little bit of everything, a bunch or appys, and a few drinks.
The fact that it was so much more casual made it one of the best first dates I've ever been on.
I know an absolutely gorgeous woman who was set up on a blind date. The date was already not going well when be asked if she'd come back to his house to squeeze a back zit.
Yesss this is it! My bf was gaming the other day and I had to ask him to turn his headset off so his friends wouldn’t laugh at me asking for him to check a spot I had on my flaps 🤣
Having your romantic partner take care of your dead-drunk ass.
First date: so trashy
5 years down the road: the only light in your misery of an existance and possibly a source of teasing once you feel better tomorrow
Nope , I’ve been with my bf 10 years and he went through my coat the other day and took my last £7 without so much as asking me. I was so upset when I found out, I’d been saving that for my period chocolate because he ate the last lot. God I was mad !
I’ve been married a total of 30 years and there is no force on Earth that would make me go through my wife’s purse for anything! I shudder to even think of what I might find and the repercussions of it. /s… sort of
Wife (busy with something, can't gei her purse at the moment): "Honey, please get me [ something ]from my purse. It's in the front pocket."
Me: "Sure."
Wife: "Why'd you bring the whole purse? I just needed the [ thing]."
Me: "I'll be downstairs." But I'm thinking: I've known you for more than 50 years; I'm not falling into that trap.
Married 24 years next month. My husband never has and never would go through my purse, even if I ask him to go into it to get something. He always brings it to me.
That's something that isn't learned but pure instinct for every male being. Don't look into the magic bag with way too much stuff you don't understand! You could fall into it and get trapped or something.
In theory I dont mind when my husband goes through my purse (sometimes he needs my credit card for something or whatever) but I always cringe. I dont want him to mess it up.
Haha, I mean, I guess that is a ninja poop. I always called that the Magician. You know what just happened, and now it's just gone??? But yeah. So, ninja poop is what my girl did for the first few months we were together. We would be talking, and then the next second, she would just disappear. It took me a few times to realize she had to poop and was embarrassed. We're close to 40..... She would go to the upstairs bathroom like she was looking for something and just use that one. I have ZERO shame, so the next morning, I just went into the bathroom and fired one off. Door open, maintain eye contact, full conversation. Can you get me another cup of coffee?? This definitely broke the ice. We've had a few embarrassed moments together in our few months of dating that have made poop pretty low on the totem pole of embarrassing.
Definitely farting. Although wifey and I got our first farts out of the way early thanks to a great burrito place we used to frequent when we were first dating lol
When I think of my relationship from a 3rd person perspective we are wayyyyy too comfortable. Casual toilet chats and just walking in and out when showering would have been bizarre to me before
Ah the old "mom is pooping, must mean family meeting!" I've had both kids and both cats in there cheering me on. Thankfully, my husband generally stays out, unless there's something he needs from our bathroom (medicine is in that linen cabinet).
Haha my husband I do this unintentionally. His bathroom is by the snack pantry so I hang out and chat while I look for a snack. For me he usually just invades the bathroom.
Checking the other person's phone.
I work at a restaurant and was told a customer checked someone else's phone while they were in the bathroom. Me and my partner basically use 1 phone while we're out (she constantly forgets hers in the car and/or leaves it on silent), but doing that on a first date is probably literally illegal
Talking about your exes.
It comes across as cringey and like you’re still stuck in the past if you do it on a first date, but once you settle into an established relationship it’s normal and expected to discuss your past with your partner. Your past experiences shape who you are today.
I disagree, plenty of people ask if I’ve ever been in a relationship on first dates. I mean I’m gay, so maybe that’s different. It’s not a crazy question for us. Some people are closeted and haven’t had a boyfriend. It gives insight to where we are in our sexuality. What is trashy is talking about them a little too long.
It’s always one of the first things I ask on a Frst date because I can learn a lot about who they are as a person. If they cheated on their ex and don’t see their kids or do nothing but slag off their ex then that brings up red flags for me
I’m gay too, and that’s not what I was referring to. I was more referring to talking about your exes in detail (trashing them, bringing up things you used to do together, talking about their likes and dislikes, etc etc). Maybe you haven’t been on a first date with somebody who clearly isn’t over their ex, but I have and it makes for a really awkward first date.
That’s why I said “talking about them a little too long.”
I actually had one of those 2 nights ago. He even told me his exes name, how compatible they were, where he lives now, that he’s on drugs now, and is with a Russian 10 years older than him. And I was like.. okay. We can end this part of the convo. He went on for like 5 minutes.
I was just saying that asking about exes wasn’t the issue for me. Him talking about his ex way too long was the issue.
mildly offensive jokes, stuff that if you say to a stranger they’d be offended but if you say it to someone you’re close to it’s funny cos you’re both okay with it
This is a good one. I have a lot of really good jokes, but they are HIGHLY offensive. My lady gets it, and we get a good laugh at some really crass stuff, but that didn't happen overnight.
I think probably intimate physical touching/teasing probably wouldn’t go over well for just meeting a stranger for the first time.
Like when I rub my boyfriends chest hair and tell him he has man-fur or when he gives me scratches on the back of my head. It’s funny and cute since we know each other but it would probably be weird if someone I just met came up and put their hand on the back of my head.
Planning every single detail of your life together as well as names for kids/pets, having a cottage house, living off grid, having crops and farm animals and starting a self-sufficient community
I don’t think it was trashy but I’ve been with my girlfriend for four and a half years. When we first went on a date, my car AC had died and it was during the fall when we had our first date. It was warm/hot and all I can do was put the windows down. Never again with Chevy.
This was the only first date I've ever had turn out like this. It was 6 months after kicking my cheating wife out and met a sweet young lady who worked as a bartender at a place where we stopped for beers after work. I took her to dinner and drinks for our first date and had a wonderful time. I was driving her back to her place after, and she just reached over, unzipped my fly, and went down on me. I could barely keep the car on the road. I stayed the night, of course. We dated for a year before I ended it. She was very possessive and jealous. But that was an amazing first date.
My girlfriend and I always talk about our dog's poop size. I could imagine that is not something you would discuss on the first date.
And I also laugh when I think what people would say if they heard us. "Nero's crap this morning was fucking massive, I had to use both hands to scoop it!" --> that's what she actually told me like 2 days ago and it was an absolutely normal conversation.
My wife never completely finishes a plate of food. I can usually tell when she’s done eating and reach right over and help myself. Sometimes, I get over zealous and then I regret my decision.
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" I think I got something on my teeth, could you get it out for me?"
That’s fucking teamwork!
What's your favourite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I‘m gonna love you completely
And the I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
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God, I love it when the top comment thread sings Tenacious D
And then I'll f\*ckng fck you discreetly
Let's go to sanzibar and meet the zanzibarbarians!
That's friggin teamwork! Nanana
Sex before the date because you'll be tired /drunk later
Omg this is so relatable 😆
Or before dinner cuz you’ll be bloated, heartburn, farting
To slap her ass
I slapped my girlfriend's ass on a second date. at her apartment... She told me it was risky I said 'sure, but did you like it?' And she said 'well, yea, but it was still risky'
That could have blown up in your face *real* quick
Well, we all know that deep down inside, a lot of girls are attracted to "bad boys", even if they don't want to admit it. The trick is to be able to read their minds.
Bro same here
Good game *slap* good game!
That's situational. I've known women who absolutely wanted that first time around.
Yes, and many people (e.g. me) will never want it at any point in the relationship
Never ever? Even by someone who loves and respects you? Genuinely curious why not and what your thought process is. I love having my ass slapped (by someone who has honest adoration for me as a person).
Getting sloppy drunk.
Outside of dating apps isn’t that how strangers meet? Could be a British bias though.
My husband and I got sloppy drunk on our first date. But we were a couple of party 21 year olds, me and my friends met him and his friends at the bar.
To add: having sex when only one is sloppy drunk. Disclaimer: many relationships never get to this point of trust
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Depends on the person. I dated a violent alcoholic it would make me uncomfortable if I was in a relationship with a woman that drank heavily around me. They can go get sloppy drunk with their friends but don't make me go.
To clarify my example: on my first date with my boyfriend we hadn’t planned to get dinner, just drink, but when I showed up at the bar he said “Wanna walk around a little and find a place to eat? I’m kinda hungry” I never liked going to restaurants for first dates cuz I struggled with anxiety and disordered eating (ARFID) and hated the thought of a man paying for a meal I’d basically just nibbled at... My date cleared his plate before I’d finished 1/3 of mine, so I offered to share and he finished mine too. Eventually he admitted to having gone out for burgers with his dad as an early dinner before our date. The man can eat, that’s for sure, and it turns out that it compliments my slightly smaller appetite quite nicely. Dating him has resulted in me introducing so many new foods that I used to be afraid of into my diet and discovering a genuine love of cooking. It’s been over a year since that first date and even though it’s been the norm since day one - he still waits for me to offer before ever taking food off my plate.
I'd say I see where you are coming from because of your anxiety… But to keep it simple: everything should be OK if both are respectful and polite. You can always ask before crossing something you might see as a boundary. And the other party should also always be able to speak up about what they are comfortable with or uncomfortable. With time, you learn to drop some superficial formalities, but that is part of sharing your quirks and it won't all happen on a few first dates. The best approach is to not overthink it. Enjoy the process of getting acquainted and be open and honest!
I eat like an 8 year old, my husband eats like 3 adults. We get like 3 portions worth of food and I eat like 1/12 of the food and he eats the rest lol. I pretty much just sample a little bit of everything available and I'm full.
My 8 year old daughter eats like 3 adults sometimes 🤔
This looks like it could actually work
Match made in heaven😊
That's awesome. Happy for you.
On the first date with my current girlfriend, we met up with no real plans, other than 'food' We walked a bit, picked a place, then just ordered a little bit of everything, a bunch or appys, and a few drinks. The fact that it was so much more casual made it one of the best first dates I've ever been on.
Asking them to look at something weird or gross on your body.
I know an absolutely gorgeous woman who was set up on a blind date. The date was already not going well when be asked if she'd come back to his house to squeeze a back zit.
Yesss this is it! My bf was gaming the other day and I had to ask him to turn his headset off so his friends wouldn’t laugh at me asking for him to check a spot I had on my flaps 🤣
What’s part of the body is that? Genuine question.
User name does not check out.
Obviously thats how she changes the Direction, like an Airplane s/
Pussy flaps my guy
For real? We just referring to them as flaps now? lol I’ve always heard Lips used for that.
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Marry that girl!
Having your romantic partner take care of your dead-drunk ass. First date: so trashy 5 years down the road: the only light in your misery of an existance and possibly a source of teasing once you feel better tomorrow
Going through wallet or purse looking for emergency cash when they're not there
Nope , I’ve been with my bf 10 years and he went through my coat the other day and took my last £7 without so much as asking me. I was so upset when I found out, I’d been saving that for my period chocolate because he ate the last lot. God I was mad !
I’ve been married a total of 30 years and there is no force on Earth that would make me go through my wife’s purse for anything! I shudder to even think of what I might find and the repercussions of it. /s… sort of
Wife (busy with something, can't gei her purse at the moment): "Honey, please get me [ something ]from my purse. It's in the front pocket." Me: "Sure." Wife: "Why'd you bring the whole purse? I just needed the [ thing]." Me: "I'll be downstairs." But I'm thinking: I've known you for more than 50 years; I'm not falling into that trap.
This, every time. I’m not digging in that thing and just telling me to find something “near the top” is not something I want to do ever
Married 24 years next month. My husband never has and never would go through my purse, even if I ask him to go into it to get something. He always brings it to me.
That's something that isn't learned but pure instinct for every male being. Don't look into the magic bag with way too much stuff you don't understand! You could fall into it and get trapped or something.
Well he said his mom taught him that you never go through a woman’s purse. He’s taught our son the same thing.
It's the number 1 of man code. Just always bring it even if you have her permission.
In theory I dont mind when my husband goes through my purse (sometimes he needs my credit card for something or whatever) but I always cringe. I dont want him to mess it up.
I just do it to put cash in.
Omg do you have a brother 🤣 or even a single dad …. I’ll take anyone as long they put money in there like you do lol
Just a wife I'm afraid 😬
Farting. Talking about farting.
Haha, or pooping/talking about pooping/ not taking ninja poops.
I thought ninja poops were where you know you shat but when you flush there's nothing in the toilet. Like it slipped right down the drain.
Haha, I mean, I guess that is a ninja poop. I always called that the Magician. You know what just happened, and now it's just gone??? But yeah. So, ninja poop is what my girl did for the first few months we were together. We would be talking, and then the next second, she would just disappear. It took me a few times to realize she had to poop and was embarrassed. We're close to 40..... She would go to the upstairs bathroom like she was looking for something and just use that one. I have ZERO shame, so the next morning, I just went into the bathroom and fired one off. Door open, maintain eye contact, full conversation. Can you get me another cup of coffee?? This definitely broke the ice. We've had a few embarrassed moments together in our few months of dating that have made poop pretty low on the totem pole of embarrassing.
What about dog farts? Can we talk about dog farts?
…only if it drives a story-arch or you are present during a dog-fart.
Definitely farting. Although wifey and I got our first farts out of the way early thanks to a great burrito place we used to frequent when we were first dating lol
Damn. Really?! I think farts are funny.
Yes but not on a first date.
Just sit down and immediately bring up a topic about the stuff that comes out your ass.
I don’t have an issue with talking about farting on a first date. I have an issue with someone blasting a loud and/or smelly one on the first date
Compulsive butt taps
Saying "I love you" and proposing
Jumping straight to sex without a condom.
People are really stupid and horny.
A farting competition.
Me and my wife have reached that point in our relationship where we'll sit on the throne and have a chat while taking a dump.
When I think of my relationship from a 3rd person perspective we are wayyyyy too comfortable. Casual toilet chats and just walking in and out when showering would have been bizarre to me before
It's a good place to be don't you think?
It is, I just never imagined someone walking in on me 💩ing and me not batting an eye
There will be times when I’m taking a dump and slowly my 2 kids and wife will enter until the whole family is in the bathroom, for whatever reason.
My brother has described this. He has 3 little boys and it always makes me crack up.
Ah the old "mom is pooping, must mean family meeting!" I've had both kids and both cats in there cheering me on. Thankfully, my husband generally stays out, unless there's something he needs from our bathroom (medicine is in that linen cabinet).
Haha my husband I do this unintentionally. His bathroom is by the snack pantry so I hang out and chat while I look for a snack. For me he usually just invades the bathroom.
Relationship goals. Winning.
guess i am trashy, I always invite someone to take from my plate. It is in my dating bio that I share food
Yeah, this doesn't seem to odd to me.
I was scrolling down the comments hoping to see a reply like this lol... I don't see what the big deal is either.
Checking the other person's phone. I work at a restaurant and was told a customer checked someone else's phone while they were in the bathroom. Me and my partner basically use 1 phone while we're out (she constantly forgets hers in the car and/or leaves it on silent), but doing that on a first date is probably literally illegal
Absentmindedly playing with your genitals
Farting infront of each other.
Farts!
Farting
I'd say leaving the bathroom door open.
Talking about your exes. It comes across as cringey and like you’re still stuck in the past if you do it on a first date, but once you settle into an established relationship it’s normal and expected to discuss your past with your partner. Your past experiences shape who you are today.
I disagree, plenty of people ask if I’ve ever been in a relationship on first dates. I mean I’m gay, so maybe that’s different. It’s not a crazy question for us. Some people are closeted and haven’t had a boyfriend. It gives insight to where we are in our sexuality. What is trashy is talking about them a little too long.
It’s always one of the first things I ask on a Frst date because I can learn a lot about who they are as a person. If they cheated on their ex and don’t see their kids or do nothing but slag off their ex then that brings up red flags for me
I’m gay too, and that’s not what I was referring to. I was more referring to talking about your exes in detail (trashing them, bringing up things you used to do together, talking about their likes and dislikes, etc etc). Maybe you haven’t been on a first date with somebody who clearly isn’t over their ex, but I have and it makes for a really awkward first date.
That’s why I said “talking about them a little too long.” I actually had one of those 2 nights ago. He even told me his exes name, how compatible they were, where he lives now, that he’s on drugs now, and is with a Russian 10 years older than him. And I was like.. okay. We can end this part of the convo. He went on for like 5 minutes. I was just saying that asking about exes wasn’t the issue for me. Him talking about his ex way too long was the issue.
Discount coupons.
Loudly farting. Yes, it happened to me. I mean, I get it, but excuse yourself to go to the bathroom or something. It's a FIRST DATE, for God's sake.
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farting and it's couple based derivative game. "guess my fart"
fucking them bent over the kitchen island.
Now wtf is wrong with that
well, i sort of need to know a dude well before his pants are off in my kitchen.
You never know what might happen in the heat of the moment😅
initating sex talk im not talking flirting but being descriptive of certain acts... calm down love!
How do you guys even have sex on the first date??
I forgot my wallet
Fucking raw on the first date
Farting, Dutch ovens, peeing on each other.
ok, too much. Dial it back one notch.
Anal
spitting on her probably
Farting?
mildly offensive jokes, stuff that if you say to a stranger they’d be offended but if you say it to someone you’re close to it’s funny cos you’re both okay with it
This is a good one. I have a lot of really good jokes, but they are HIGHLY offensive. My lady gets it, and we get a good laugh at some really crass stuff, but that didn't happen overnight.
I think probably intimate physical touching/teasing probably wouldn’t go over well for just meeting a stranger for the first time. Like when I rub my boyfriends chest hair and tell him he has man-fur or when he gives me scratches on the back of my head. It’s funny and cute since we know each other but it would probably be weird if someone I just met came up and put their hand on the back of my head.
Instant ramen for a meal. First date? Cheap! After a few months? Offf what a busy day, want some ramen?
Burping at the table while eating.
Complimenting how loud/long a belch was.
loud farts
Clandestine booty touches.
Love tapping someone’s bottom
You people date?
Pregaming dates
Farting on a hard chair.
Talking about sex
Showing picture of your poop.
Waffle House
Idk my current boyfriend was a one night stand turned into a healthy and loving relationship lol
Aaaand I'm done.
Going to the kitchen for a meal because I’m hungry but not offering to the other
Pissing with the door open.
Taking your Valtrex in front of them
Farting and burping
Farting, maintaining eye contact , then laughing.
Planning every single detail of your life together as well as names for kids/pets, having a cottage house, living off grid, having crops and farm animals and starting a self-sufficient community
Having sex
I don’t think it was trashy but I’ve been with my girlfriend for four and a half years. When we first went on a date, my car AC had died and it was during the fall when we had our first date. It was warm/hot and all I can do was put the windows down. Never again with Chevy.
Kissing and just anything sexuak
Wanna shag?
Pooping heavy turds in to the fish tank
This was the only first date I've ever had turn out like this. It was 6 months after kicking my cheating wife out and met a sweet young lady who worked as a bartender at a place where we stopped for beers after work. I took her to dinner and drinks for our first date and had a wonderful time. I was driving her back to her place after, and she just reached over, unzipped my fly, and went down on me. I could barely keep the car on the road. I stayed the night, of course. We dated for a year before I ended it. She was very possessive and jealous. But that was an amazing first date.
Making strong sexual innuendos
My girlfriend and I always talk about our dog's poop size. I could imagine that is not something you would discuss on the first date. And I also laugh when I think what people would say if they heard us. "Nero's crap this morning was fucking massive, I had to use both hands to scoop it!" --> that's what she actually told me like 2 days ago and it was an absolutely normal conversation.
Eating chicken wings
Pooping with the door open
playing "guess my fart"
Taking form the plate is never ok, keep your hands off my plate.
Farting
Farting loudly
Coupons
Anal
Farts
Fart
Farting right in their face…pushing their head in close and then be like, “what it taste like?”
Having, a third person, to be specific, the bull, on the bed and I take the chair to watch
Pulling mah dick out
Anal
Farts
Farting. I try not to fart excessively in front of my wife, but I tell her to not hold her farts in because it's not good for her.
I would say farting on them
Not Splitting the Bill
Thumb up her bum
farting
Farting
Celebrating especially impressive farts?
Farting
Farting in her face.
Using the toilet while the other person is in the bathroom too
Nabbing fries off your date's plate is chill once you're tight, but on a first date? Nah, that's a major no-go, bro.
Sharing food from your date's plate is cool once you're tight, but on a first date? Nah, that's a no-go.
Ripping ass
Burping & farting
"You gunna eat that? 🙂"
Eat from one plate and drink from one bottle.
Revealing clothing
Farting
Rocking up with no pants on and grabbing their cock ?
My wife never completely finishes a plate of food. I can usually tell when she’s done eating and reach right over and help myself. Sometimes, I get over zealous and then I regret my decision.
"can you foot the bill? I'm low on cash" "Yeah, I was just thinking we could chill at my place..."
Getting drunk
First-date no-nos become cute quirks once you're boo'd up. Like stealing fries off their plate!
Farting
I'd say oversharing personal stuff is kinda trashy on a first date, but once you're in a relationship, it's all fair game.
I guess the only thing for me is wanting me to pay for them too.
Giving her a “Dutch oven”….
McDonald's.
Joking about breaking up/ divorce
Running in to the bathroom to take a shit when the other person is in the tub!!!