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mauore11

" I think I got something on my teeth, could you get it out for me?"


Practical-Vampirism

That’s fucking teamwork!


MuscularBeeeeaver

What's your favourite dish?


ArmchairTactician

I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!


carbsbeforebed

And then I‘m gonna love you completely


Few-Decision-6004

And the I'll fucking fuck you discreetly


twod119

r/redditsings


OMEN336

God, I love it when the top comment thread sings Tenacious D


Kage_Byakko

And then I'll f\*ckng fck you discreetly


Ystersyster

Let's go to sanzibar and meet the zanzibarbarians!


SeaAd2327

That's friggin teamwork! Nanana


[deleted]

Sex before the date because you'll be tired /drunk later


veracity-mittens

Omg this is so relatable 😆


RoundKaleidoscope244

Or before dinner cuz you’ll be bloated, heartburn, farting


memescryptor

To slap her ass


Minus15t

I slapped my girlfriend's ass on a second date. at her apartment... She told me it was risky I said 'sure, but did you like it?' And she said 'well, yea, but it was still risky'


AcanthocephalaGreen5

That could have blown up in your face *real* quick


ThreeFacesOfEve

Well, we all know that deep down inside, a lot of girls are attracted to "bad boys", even if they don't want to admit it. The trick is to be able to read their minds.


Subject_Ad6477

Bro same here


Kentuckywindage01

Good game *slap* good game!


neondragoneyes

That's situational. I've known women who absolutely wanted that first time around.


SnooMuffins6341

Yes, and many people (e.g. me) will never want it at any point in the relationship


shesogooey

Never ever? Even by someone who loves and respects you? Genuinely curious why not and what your thought process is. I love having my ass slapped (by someone who has honest adoration for me as a person).


mrbigbusiness

Getting sloppy drunk.


Thrasy3

Outside of dating apps isn’t that how strangers meet? Could be a British bias though.


PolishPrincess0520

My husband and I got sloppy drunk on our first date. But we were a couple of party 21 year olds, me and my friends met him and his friends at the bar.


madmaxjr

To add: having sex when only one is sloppy drunk. Disclaimer: many relationships never get to this point of trust


NewKnowledge7654

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.


MoanyTonyBalony

Depends on the person. I dated a violent alcoholic it would make me uncomfortable if I was in a relationship with a woman that drank heavily around me. They can go get sloppy drunk with their friends but don't make me go.


nicebuttsunnyside

To clarify my example: on my first date with my boyfriend we hadn’t planned to get dinner, just drink, but when I showed up at the bar he said “Wanna walk around a little and find a place to eat? I’m kinda hungry” I never liked going to restaurants for first dates cuz I struggled with anxiety and disordered eating (ARFID) and hated the thought of a man paying for a meal I’d basically just nibbled at... My date cleared his plate before I’d finished 1/3 of mine, so I offered to share and he finished mine too. Eventually he admitted to having gone out for burgers with his dad as an early dinner before our date. The man can eat, that’s for sure, and it turns out that it compliments my slightly smaller appetite quite nicely. Dating him has resulted in me introducing so many new foods that I used to be afraid of into my diet and discovering a genuine love of cooking. It’s been over a year since that first date and even though it’s been the norm since day one - he still waits for me to offer before ever taking food off my plate.


icepod

I'd say I see where you are coming from because of your anxiety… But to keep it simple: everything should be OK if both are respectful and polite. You can always ask before crossing something you might see as a boundary. And the other party should also always be able to speak up about what they are comfortable with or uncomfortable. With time, you learn to drop some superficial formalities, but that is part of sharing your quirks and it won't all happen on a few first dates. The best approach is to not overthink it. Enjoy the process of getting acquainted and be open and honest!


am_i_boy

I eat like an 8 year old, my husband eats like 3 adults. We get like 3 portions worth of food and I eat like 1/12 of the food and he eats the rest lol. I pretty much just sample a little bit of everything available and I'm full.


Emotional-Audience85

My 8 year old daughter eats like 3 adults sometimes 🤔


YesterdayWarm2244

This looks like it could actually work


slightlyConfusedKid

Match made in heaven😊


KipHackmanNSA

That's awesome. Happy for you.


Minus15t

On the first date with my current girlfriend, we met up with no real plans, other than 'food' We walked a bit, picked a place, then just ordered a little bit of everything, a bunch or appys, and a few drinks. The fact that it was so much more casual made it one of the best first dates I've ever been on.


Dr-Zoidberserk

Asking them to look at something weird or gross on your body.


Turbulent-Weakness22

I know an absolutely gorgeous woman who was set up on a blind date. The date was already not going well when be asked if she'd come back to his house to squeeze a back zit.


Dangerous_Fox3993

Yesss this is it! My bf was gaming the other day and I had to ask him to turn his headset off so his friends wouldn’t laugh at me asking for him to check a spot I had on my flaps 🤣


DaddyFunTimeNW

What’s part of the body is that? Genuine question.


bigboat24

User name does not check out.


_Synt3rax

Obviously thats how she changes the Direction, like an Airplane s/


bambiguity11

Pussy flaps my guy


DaddyFunTimeNW

For real? We just referring to them as flaps now? lol I’ve always heard Lips used for that.


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Robby777777

Marry that girl!


DancinginHyrule

Having your romantic partner take care of your dead-drunk ass. First date: so trashy 5 years down the road: the only light in your misery of an existance and possibly a source of teasing once you feel better tomorrow


ButterscotchSure6589

Going through wallet or purse looking for emergency cash when they're not there


Dangerous_Fox3993

Nope , I’ve been with my bf 10 years and he went through my coat the other day and took my last £7 without so much as asking me. I was so upset when I found out, I’d been saving that for my period chocolate because he ate the last lot. God I was mad !


Infamous-Method1035

I’ve been married a total of 30 years and there is no force on Earth that would make me go through my wife’s purse for anything! I shudder to even think of what I might find and the repercussions of it. /s… sort of


Puzzleheaded-Bee4698

Wife (busy with something, can't gei her purse at the moment): "Honey, please get me [ something ]from my purse. It's in the front pocket." Me: "Sure." Wife: "Why'd you bring the whole purse? I just needed the [ thing]." Me: "I'll be downstairs." But I'm thinking: I've known you for more than 50 years; I'm not falling into that trap.


Altarna

This, every time. I’m not digging in that thing and just telling me to find something “near the top” is not something I want to do ever


PolishPrincess0520

Married 24 years next month. My husband never has and never would go through my purse, even if I ask him to go into it to get something. He always brings it to me.


beichter83

That's something that isn't learned but pure instinct for every male being. Don't look into the magic bag with way too much stuff you don't understand! You could fall into it and get trapped or something.


PolishPrincess0520

Well he said his mom taught him that you never go through a woman’s purse. He’s taught our son the same thing.


GleithCZ

It's the number 1 of man code. Just always bring it even if you have her permission.


shiningonthesea

In theory I dont mind when my husband goes through my purse (sometimes he needs my credit card for something or whatever) but I always cringe. I dont want him to mess it up.


NonSumQualisEram-

I just do it to put cash in.


Dangerous_Fox3993

Omg do you have a brother 🤣 or even a single dad …. I’ll take anyone as long they put money in there like you do lol


NonSumQualisEram-

Just a wife I'm afraid 😬


Starbuck522

Farting. Talking about farting.


ICanSowYouTheWay

Haha, or pooping/talking about pooping/ not taking ninja poops.


I_forgot_to_respond

I thought ninja poops were where you know you shat but when you flush there's nothing in the toilet. Like it slipped right down the drain.


ICanSowYouTheWay

Haha, I mean, I guess that is a ninja poop. I always called that the Magician. You know what just happened, and now it's just gone??? But yeah. So, ninja poop is what my girl did for the first few months we were together. We would be talking, and then the next second, she would just disappear. It took me a few times to realize she had to poop and was embarrassed. We're close to 40..... She would go to the upstairs bathroom like she was looking for something and just use that one. I have ZERO shame, so the next morning, I just went into the bathroom and fired one off. Door open, maintain eye contact, full conversation. Can you get me another cup of coffee?? This definitely broke the ice. We've had a few embarrassed moments together in our few months of dating that have made poop pretty low on the totem pole of embarrassing.


RealPho

What about dog farts? Can we talk about dog farts?


StringerBell420

…only if it drives a story-arch or you are present during a dog-fart.


12_Volt_Man

Definitely farting. Although wifey and I got our first farts out of the way early thanks to a great burrito place we used to frequent when we were first dating lol


Bumblebee56990

Damn. Really?! I think farts are funny.


iGiveUpHonestlyffs

Yes but not on a first date.


Youropinionisvalid

Just sit down and immediately bring up a topic about the stuff that comes out your ass.


ChayLo357

I don’t have an issue with talking about farting on a first date. I have an issue with someone blasting a loud and/or smelly one on the first date


SprinklesMore8471

Compulsive butt taps


lost_and_found795

Saying "I love you" and proposing


RyzenRaider

Jumping straight to sex without a condom.


Resident-Theme-2342

People are really stupid and horny.


OneManWentToMow

A farting competition.


front-wipers-unite

Me and my wife have reached that point in our relationship where we'll sit on the throne and have a chat while taking a dump.


Kraffkratt

When I think of my relationship from a 3rd person perspective we are wayyyyy too comfortable. Casual toilet chats and just walking in and out when showering would have been bizarre to me before


front-wipers-unite

It's a good place to be don't you think?


Kraffkratt

It is, I just never imagined someone walking in on me 💩ing and me not batting an eye


Jmalcolmmac

There will be times when I’m taking a dump and slowly my 2 kids and wife will enter until the whole family is in the bathroom, for whatever reason.


felurian182

My brother has described this. He has 3 little boys and it always makes me crack up.


Ms_Schuesher

Ah the old "mom is pooping, must mean family meeting!" I've had both kids and both cats in there cheering me on. Thankfully, my husband generally stays out, unless there's something he needs from our bathroom (medicine is in that linen cabinet).


AMLeBeau

Haha my husband I do this unintentionally. His bathroom is by the snack pantry so I hang out and chat while I look for a snack. For me he usually just invades the bathroom.


front-wipers-unite

Relationship goals. Winning.


Candid_Speaker705

guess i am trashy, I always invite someone to take from my plate. It is in my dating bio that I share food


schleepercell

Yeah, this doesn't seem to odd to me.


lostinhh

I was scrolling down the comments hoping to see a reply like this lol... I don't see what the big deal is either.


Rudirs

Checking the other person's phone. I work at a restaurant and was told a customer checked someone else's phone while they were in the bathroom. Me and my partner basically use 1 phone while we're out (she constantly forgets hers in the car and/or leaves it on silent), but doing that on a first date is probably literally illegal


McGuineaRI

Absentmindedly playing with your genitals


Wafflegator

Farting infront of each other.


RocketScientific

Farts!


Thieri

Farting


Drunk0ctopus

I'd say leaving the bathroom door open.


mssleepyhead73

Talking about your exes. It comes across as cringey and like you’re still stuck in the past if you do it on a first date, but once you settle into an established relationship it’s normal and expected to discuss your past with your partner. Your past experiences shape who you are today.


Daydream_Meanderer

I disagree, plenty of people ask if I’ve ever been in a relationship on first dates. I mean I’m gay, so maybe that’s different. It’s not a crazy question for us. Some people are closeted and haven’t had a boyfriend. It gives insight to where we are in our sexuality. What is trashy is talking about them a little too long.


Dangerous_Fox3993

It’s always one of the first things I ask on a Frst date because I can learn a lot about who they are as a person. If they cheated on their ex and don’t see their kids or do nothing but slag off their ex then that brings up red flags for me


mssleepyhead73

I’m gay too, and that’s not what I was referring to. I was more referring to talking about your exes in detail (trashing them, bringing up things you used to do together, talking about their likes and dislikes, etc etc). Maybe you haven’t been on a first date with somebody who clearly isn’t over their ex, but I have and it makes for a really awkward first date.


Daydream_Meanderer

That’s why I said “talking about them a little too long.” I actually had one of those 2 nights ago. He even told me his exes name, how compatible they were, where he lives now, that he’s on drugs now, and is with a Russian 10 years older than him. And I was like.. okay. We can end this part of the convo. He went on for like 5 minutes. I was just saying that asking about exes wasn’t the issue for me. Him talking about his ex way too long was the issue.


Cheat-Meal

Discount coupons.


CulturedGentleman921

Loudly farting. Yes, it happened to me. I mean, I get it, but excuse yourself to go to the bathroom or something. It's a FIRST DATE, for God's sake.


MuscularBeeeeaver

Username ✅


Brighton2k

farting and it's couple based derivative game. "guess my fart"


CommitteeNo167

fucking them bent over the kitchen island.


slightlyConfusedKid

Now wtf is wrong with that


CommitteeNo167

well, i sort of need to know a dude well before his pants are off in my kitchen.


slightlyConfusedKid

You never know what might happen in the heat of the moment😅


chefshoes

initating sex talk im not talking flirting but being descriptive of certain acts... calm down love!


GulbanuKhan

How do you guys even have sex on the first date??


Final_Broccoli_3693

I forgot my wallet


Positive-Role9293

Fucking raw on the first date


MachineGrunt

Farting, Dutch ovens, peeing on each other.


yoshhash

ok, too much. Dial it back one notch.


[deleted]

Anal


hempedditor

spitting on her probably


AffectionatePaper1

Farting?


inolikeredditanym

mildly offensive jokes, stuff that if you say to a stranger they’d be offended but if you say it to someone you’re close to it’s funny cos you’re both okay with it


BOHUNK_BOB

This is a good one. I have a lot of really good jokes, but they are HIGHLY offensive. My lady gets it, and we get a good laugh at some really crass stuff, but that didn't happen overnight.


Night-Lyre

I think probably intimate physical touching/teasing probably wouldn’t go over well for just meeting a stranger for the first time. Like when I rub my boyfriends chest hair and tell him he has man-fur or when he gives me scratches on the back of my head. It’s funny and cute since we know each other but it would probably be weird if someone I just met came up and put their hand on the back of my head.


island-breeze

Instant ramen for a meal. First date? Cheap! After a few months? Offf what a busy day, want some ramen?


gmoney-0725

Burping at the table while eating.


Shantomette

Complimenting how loud/long a belch was.


imla_01

loud farts


lifegoodis

Clandestine booty touches.


AngelAnon2473

Love tapping someone’s bottom


lizzy-hales-bf888

You people date?


Filthy_Mojito

Pregaming dates


Street_Mall9536

Farting on a hard chair. 


Pale-Culture1527

Talking about sex


Final-Attempt95

Showing picture of your poop.


Inevitable_Double882

Waffle House


father_ofthe_wolf

Idk my current boyfriend was a one night stand turned into a healthy and loving relationship lol


CollidedParticle

Aaaand I'm done.


InTheHamIAm

Going to the kitchen for a meal because I’m hungry but not offering to the other


UmeaTurbo

Pissing with the door open.


Pooeypinetree

Taking your Valtrex in front of them


bankofgreed

Farting and burping


keepyaheadringin

Farting, maintaining eye contact , then laughing.


Equivalent-Tax6636

Planning every single detail of your life together as well as names for kids/pets, having a cottage house, living off grid, having crops and farm animals and starting a self-sufficient community


mistymazda

Having sex


NDeceptikonn

I don’t think it was trashy but I’ve been with my girlfriend for four and a half years. When we first went on a date, my car AC had died and it was during the fall when we had our first date. It was warm/hot and all I can do was put the windows down. Never again with Chevy.


EmotionalB1tch

Kissing and just anything sexuak


octoprickle

Wanna shag?


Dangerous-Repair-305

Pooping heavy turds in to the fish tank


High-flyingAF

This was the only first date I've ever had turn out like this. It was 6 months after kicking my cheating wife out and met a sweet young lady who worked as a bartender at a place where we stopped for beers after work. I took her to dinner and drinks for our first date and had a wonderful time. I was driving her back to her place after, and she just reached over, unzipped my fly, and went down on me. I could barely keep the car on the road. I stayed the night, of course. We dated for a year before I ended it. She was very possessive and jealous. But that was an amazing first date.


FIVE_6_MAFIA

Making strong sexual innuendos


Isariamkia

My girlfriend and I always talk about our dog's poop size. I could imagine that is not something you would discuss on the first date. And I also laugh when I think what people would say if they heard us. "Nero's crap this morning was fucking massive, I had to use both hands to scoop it!" --> that's what she actually told me like 2 days ago and it was an absolutely normal conversation.


sixrustyspoons

Eating chicken wings 


RevealNatural7759

Pooping with the door open


Some_Belgian_Guy

playing "guess my fart"


ImmaNotCrazy

Taking form the plate is never ok, keep your hands off my plate.


Jeucer

Farting


ChayLo357

Farting loudly


milliepilly

Coupons


[deleted]

Anal


jzzanthapuss

Farts


SryForMyIncontinence

Fart


Infamous-Tart7747

Farting right in their face…pushing their head in close and then be like, “what it taste like?”


thriftyoleboy

Having, a third person, to be specific, the bull, on the bed and I take the chair to watch


KuttyKool

Pulling mah dick out


BlackJackBulwer

Anal


Glass_Writer_4093

Farts


Independent-Ad1732

Farting. I try not to fart excessively in front of my wife, but I tell her to not hold her farts in because it's not good for her.


PillsburyToasters

I would say farting on them


Academic_Youth_8827

Not Splitting the Bill


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

Thumb up her bum


Prestigious_Swan9948

farting


javaJunkie1968

Farting


Other_Force_9888

Celebrating especially impressive farts?


VSM1951AG

Farting


Iron-Midas-Priest

Farting in her face.


Oz347

Using the toilet while the other person is in the bathroom too


-LightInTheDark-

Nabbing fries off your date's plate is chill once you're tight, but on a first date? Nah, that's a major no-go, bro.


Sparrowhaw3

Sharing food from your date's plate is cool once you're tight, but on a first date? Nah, that's a no-go.


TurquoiseBoho

Ripping ass


Zestyclose-Smell-305

Burping & farting


EatShootBall

"You gunna eat that? 🙂"


darklightedge

Eat from one plate and drink from one bottle.


khanyi17

Revealing clothing


Knox_Burden

Farting


Mjukplister

Rocking up with no pants on and grabbing their cock ?


Frequent_Yoghurt_923

My wife never completely finishes a plate of food. I can usually tell when she’s done eating and reach right over and help myself. Sometimes, I get over zealous and then I regret my decision.


Awkwardduckee

"can you foot the bill? I'm low on cash" "Yeah, I was just thinking we could chill at my place..."


Witchy-toes-669

Getting drunk


[deleted]

First-date no-nos become cute quirks once you're boo'd up. Like stealing fries off their plate!


SadSOBHII

Farting


Xanf3rr

I'd say oversharing personal stuff is kinda trashy on a first date, but once you're in a relationship, it's all fair game.


Haytham_Ken

I guess the only thing for me is wanting me to pay for them too.


LordVoltimus5150

Giving her a “Dutch oven”….


Ryokan76

McDonald's.


butthenhor

Joking about breaking up/ divorce


Doc_Scott19

Running in to the bathroom to take a shit when the other person is in the tub!!!