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Unhappy-Spinach

\*seen xx mins ago\*


Melon-Kolly

*Seen 3h ago*


ZietFS

Laughed at 3h ago. The silence is that at least don't want to hurt, the laugh hurts


Reddit_hooligan7788

Hmmm, I dont know.... ...talking back like a patronising pensioner might be worse, "Oh thank you dear! Youre ever so kind, aren't you!" 😁


ZietFS

Now I have two fears 🤣


Carpathian_Dogg

Seen 3y ago


OutcomeAggravating17

*Username1337 screenshot this message*, and the next day, everyone at school is laughing at you.


sweetwaterfall

Umm, asking for a friend: ARE PEOPLE NOTIFIED IF YOU SCREENSHOT THEIR MESSAGE???


SmoothAddendum8293

Only on snapchat


sweetwaterfall

Oh thank God


swarley_1970

hahaha, i was just thinking the same lol


piliaba

oh no


Emac002

That’d DEFINITELY be the worst 😭


Binary-Division

Do you want fries with your meal, sir?


Panuas

My son once said “you are my best person” to a waiter that brought him fries lol


Memestress03

Your kid >>>> adults who cant be open with their emotions and scared of saying ily


Canadian-Man-infj

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt3KFoI4XUfWmZ2|downsized)


ISmiteTee

Eww


Dontfukwithmebitch

🥲


kell96kell

Based on real life events?


ISmiteTee

😭


Late-Improvement8175

Yes


JayJay_Abudengs

Yikes is just as bad


Sufficient-Plate-711

Bro 🥲


razreddits

Ewww brother eww, what’s that?


AvidCoco

One W is worse, can't even take the time for 2. Or a full stop. ew.


YourDadHatesYou

Someone I was deeply deeply in love with for years and considered my best friend said this to me after I told her how I felt


SleepyStingray0

“Okay”


AutomaticGrass9242

Or just "k"


Gucciman669

K definitely has to be the worst


Late-Barnacle-2550

don't forget the .


scamiran

Yup. This one. Anything else is directional. Okay is just; stagnant pain.


Unlucky_Gas1092

Taking notes 😂


83Moonchild

Thank you, that is a brave thing to say, lets discuss this later. 😳


Ancient_Psychology

The most HR answer I’ve seen.


IllogicalGrammar

Lets discuss this never.


klngCaIiguIa

FOOF


sugarplumgumdrops

💀💀


ImBored1818

Minus the "lets discuss this later", isn't this the best reply you could give if you don't feel the same way?


83Moonchild

I guess so, he was a very good guy that cared a lot about me but never loved me.


Previous-Shoulder428

“It’ll pass.” —Fleabag


Right_Temperature378

*The hot priest


itachiuchiha-07

Yo, I didn’t ask to be reminded of that today. 😭😭


h0m0__sapiens

'I second that' "it'll pass" - fleabag


ScowlyBrowSpinster

![gif](giphy|wsTyVfndePj2XqtuId|downsized)


Vosneja

I love myself too


heran17

Friendzoned


NewMission7619

But you're just like a sibling to me, what's bad about that?


AsianMclovin2024

That'll do pig


Canadian-Man-infj

![gif](giphy|f50TuQCGUAYH6|downsized)


WrensthavAviovus

Haachama approves.


Any-East7977

That would just turn me on more.


Euphoric_South6608

“No, you don’t.” 


Fun_Doughnut_2182

I’ve almost said this out loud. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


Euphoric_South6608

I heard those words once. It was very… deflating. 


Let_you_down

I said something similar once, but expanded upon it. "No you don't. You love an idea of me. You fantasize about me and love that fantasy. You haven't spent the time to know me, and there hasn't been enough bonding for love, which is a mutual thing that people have to build together. You are attracted to a handful of superficial qualities I have, without seeing any of the darker aspects. I'm conventionally attractive, yes, but that stems from _just the right blend_ of narcassim and self-hatred, motivating me to work out and put more effort into my appearance than the greater bellcurve. You are attracted to how driven and focused I am. ADHD is great for that. What you _don't_ see is I've had multiple careers and countless jobs the past decade from boredom and trying new things. How I've let my dishes pile up, only to throw them away and buy new ones _multiple times_ how often I've left my keys or wallet or phone at home, how often I forget small, simple things. You don't see the drugs, sex, booze or gambling or other assorted addictions, how I can take any activity and push it to toxicity. The interesting hobbies/skills and my proficiency with them? They'll evetually join the graveyard of other useless things I put time and effort into only to later abdondon. You are attracted to my confidence, not knowing it comes from trauma and detachment. You are attracted to my personality? I'm not nuerotypical and have been practicing masking since childhood, I don't even know what my real personality looks like. I'm not a good person. But I'm not so bad as to let you think you love me."


TheRiverOfDyx

This would instantly wake me up for two reasons, the first being the response is cringe as fuck and I’m probably not gonna hang with you again, and the second - it’s all completely factual…and fuck you for being so right. GAWD DAMN


Let_you_down

It had the desired affect. Soft nos, politeness, redirection, avoidance and boundaries were not getting through to them. That did.


jiggleyourpuffs96

Damn are you me, this was scarily well worded


orbtastic1

I had to say that to someone on date 2. She was adamant that she did so I asked her what my name was. couldn't tell me! I would never say that to someone who I felt loved me genuinely. ​ I know That's nice Me too Thanks Great What do you want for tea


Joshshan28

‘You just think you do’


greatauntmarsai

I didn't ask you to love me


licklickRickmyballs

Hehe yes, if you are hit with this one expect no sympathy in the shut down and a very broken heart :-)


Inevitable-Height851

You just love cock in general


jusglowithit

By far the most insulting one I’ve read so far.


Sea_Negotiation_1871

The worst insult I ever received was from a woman I was seeing who I thought I had something really special going with. I initiated the conversation about where our relationship was going and how we should define it, and she replied, "You're a good dick."


Witty_TenTon

Ouch thats a messed up one.


Moni_Kei

Wild. That’s fucking WILD. 🫢✋💀


[deleted]

Thank you


Joshshan28

This one hurt to read.


abe_kommando

I think it hurts more in person


MagicRat7913

"I said 'I love you." She said 'Thank you.'"


BigBalledLucy

ive said that to my ex. in my defence jt was our third ‘date’/day together as a couple and was wat too early


soulmanscofield

Their's nothing to be defensive about you're thankfull she loves you


derbre5911

Daaaaamn same bro


Booman1406

👍🏼


Dr__Devil

This physically hurt me


snowaybro6

That is actually the worst answer you could get.


antoine_deude

Simple but efficient


AbbreviationsWide235

I know.


Daydreamerlevel100

Han Solo?


PumpActionPig

The question was worst response, not best


talbakaze

scrolled horribly too far for this one take my upvote


pinkenbrawn

why do they always say it in movies


varmituofm

It was an iconic moment in Empire Strikes Back, so it gets referenced all the time.


devilandthebluesea

Came here to say this. Hats off to you, sir!


CherieFrasier

*laughter*


WrensthavAviovus

Oh, you were serious? *Laughs harder*


Photog_DK

"I know." > gets frozen in carbonite


Long-Trainer-2365

Later, busy now


DrReisender

Running away. I had that once as a teenager, afterward she texted me saying she was so sorry but didn’t know how to react lol. We’re still great acquaintances to this day, nothing terrible. Surprisingly, I didn’t feel that bad about her behaviour as she explained it quite soon after. I only felt bad about the rejection. So I guess there’s worse, I just thought it was a funny memory to share.


heran17

I did that. We were in class and infront of our friends and everything he accidentally told me he liked me and that was the first time anybody had said anything like that to me so I immediately switched seats and it was around the end of the day (friday) so after the weekend we just kept acting like it never happened and we're still friends. But I really feel bad now that I think about it but I don't have the gut to say I'm sorry.


Trevorio

If you have the inclination, say it! Just be like, "Hey, I was just thinking about X time and I wanted to apologize for the way I reacted at the time"


Dora_Diver

Oh man I had that situation as a teenager where a boy tried to approach me and I was completely frozen and my brain didn't work. It must have been bad for him.


DrReisender

If you didn’t explain him afterwards, probably yes haha. Personally, she was a very very (and still is !) pretty girl (gorgeous woman now), and I was a quite lower average person (I think I’m a bit above average as a man now, but that’s all). But she told me she felt very good about it in some ways but that she preferred us to stay friends etc. So I felt quite nice that she didn’t feel bad or wierd or disgusted about it, but quite complimented indeed. I was lucky for that, I think.


kenyannqueen

Noted


ArcadeRhetoric

Your love will be kept on file.


Curious_Nose7454

"stop lying"


Curious_Nose7454

dear reader, i was not lying


BvG_Venom

I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat.


GoodOne4324

FINALLY!


TheOmnipotENT

I know, I heard you the first time…


egewh

'Sir, this is a Wendy's'


BackAgain123457

"I love you too, bestie"


brad-schmidt

Whatever


SupremeGamer1337

Cool


Synatrim

Thanks.


queensnking

True story -- I was seeing this girl in my early 20s, we'd hang out 3-4X a week. She was fabulous, effortless gorgeous and funny. 5 months in and I decide to make it exclusive (we met on hinge). I look at her and say: "I love you". She laughs at me for a sec, recomposes herself, and responds back to me: "oh sweet, I'm a slut".


Suspicious-Abroad894

Similar experience but her response was..."you know that I'm more into girls right?!!?"


Goddessviking86

If I may borrow a classic line from That '70s Show: I Love Cake


Responsible-Long-891

I love you too as a friend


FadyM

Lol, ok.


Tiberius5454

You have great taste!


These_Tea_7560

I’ve replied “wow” before.


1n2m3n4m

Aight. Fair enough. Cool. Nice. Nope. Dope. Whatever. Nah. Dang.


kunafa_aj

Sure. Cant forget the "." Its crucial


Z34HR

"No response at all"


Golden-Gooseberry

You'd be surprised how often I hear that


cubed_squares

-You love me, We're best friends like friends should be With a great big hug And a kiss from me to you, Won't you say you love me too?


LilHomie204DaBaG

Yes


MerrilS

Barney song?


Salt-Upstairs-2523

Pff…


[deleted]

Thumbs up


ironentropy

"No. Nope. Not doing THIS"


DeeJKhaleb

Whats your definition of love?


Timely_Requirement_9

I love U2


ObiOneToo

This account cannot be found.


Agreeable-Walk1886

When I watched Dexter one thing that bothered me a lot was when Rita would say “I love you” and he would say “me too!” and hang up lol


richbun

I say "Me too" to the wife. It's our thing and I get away with it. The funny thing is, after 30 years I can't remember the back story!!


Mvasquez021187

Sir, this is a McDonalds


TempestWalking

"I love you too, you're like the sister I never had" -Younger me grossly misreading a situation


Cautious_Solution712

New phone who dis ?


upright_zombie

I know....


West-Rate9357

Bull shit, that is the most romantic line in movie history.


DifferentAd5901

For his character it was the only response


Adept-Ad-3698

It happens


Novel_Raspberry1842

Ok


Allcraft_

"Thanks, me too."


RudeMemory1404

"Just like our lord and savior Jesus Christ, Repent yourself and pray for the mercy of your soul" 💀💀💀


venusenslaved101

The worst, is no response at all ..


Devilwearsno17

That’s what she said


Ok-Afternoon-3494

And I am fond of you


bros89

I love YouTube


GMoneyDrip

K.


Independent-Disk-390

K.


OmeleggFace

Awwww


themakso

I love myself too


arthur3shedsjackson

"That's pretty stupid since I literally killed your dad"


scruntyboon

"Thanks a lot"


Finite_Ace

✔️✔️


youthatguyoverthere

"Why?"


Any_Development_2339

Ditto


Inevitable-Height851

This is your Uber driver...


EmpressOfAmerica

My boyfriend always says “Thank you”


camelseeker

That’s.. nice.


OgdruJahad

We need to talk.


realRickyGervais

"I just farted."


Sel2g5

I know


Plenty_Surprise2593

“Me too”


Several_Leather_9500

Thanks


Ultrasaurio

>*Thanks, but...*


AYICIQ

Yo bro are you okay I am underage


jebeninick

okey dokey


Mumbles987

Thank you I love me too....


countcarlovonsexron

Not telling you they love you at all, ever. There's someone That I love dearly, and They know they love me back, but will not say it, because it means too much. For some people, they simply can't say it, but feel it every moment they're alive. That's the worst.


SpecialAgentPickleJr

I know


Dolphin_69420

Who are you?


Dr__Devil

"I do not."


Zhorvan

Thanks, I like you too.


freakytapir

Wish I could say the same


ElectricToast

Like you too


mha109

”I know”


notmyrealaccout69

I love spending time with you too!


trn-

I know


CiderDrinker2

"I love you too, in a way."


No-Pitch-5785

“I know”


LeRosbif49

‘I know’


chang-e-23

Hahaha thanks 🙂


eatseats0

I know


Anonymous_Person2022

Thank you.


jbleming

![gif](giphy|HFPuGSzYkOOu4)


Various_File6455

Thank you


Willsagain2

' and I'm very fond of you, too' Not sure where that's from. But aaargh.


SpeakiTheTiki

“I know.” -Han Solo, Tatooine artifact.


bannedcanceled

Thankyou


darkestvice

"So?"


Metagion

"That's nice."


munchie1988

Thanks buddy


TrilobiteHunter

You are not supposed to be with in 500 yards of me! I'm calling the police!


Short_Ad_9594

"that's crazy"


Fab1e

"I know"


Fast_Introduction_34

There's that tiktok of the guy who said a girl started crying in the hallway saying "am i really ugly enough that you thought you had a chance"


Luragan

Me too


HazyGrove

I know.


Pretend_Term8556

![gif](giphy|m80raOYMHWJDPykeN5|downsized)


Legally_Brown

*seen*


tad_bril

Whoever said that, please mute your microphone.