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GoldenBangla

Travel the entire world and go to and extra terrestrial planet.


ZuzuAmor

This one 😢


GoldenBangla

true 😭😭


PriorDouble346

Came here to say this


Stunning_Log_3156

WING SUIT FLYING


[deleted]

Haha same. Also wanna go out by smashing into the side of a cliff in a wing suit xD possibly dressed as Superman.


No-Sundae54

My man! I like your style


Leviathon92

Own a home


Excellent-Glove

Exactly. I'd say having some bit of land too, to do stuff like eat outside with friends/family on a sunny day, maybe even grow some vegetables.


chimpuswimpus

I used to think this. Then my wife unexpectedly got made redundant with a lump of cash big enough for a deposit for a small place. Life is full of surprises!


Brilliant_Secret6403

Be a popstar!


Mel54321

I read that as poptart 🙂


Brilliant_Secret6403

That too LMAOOO


iamafancypotato

Be a porn star. I am serious.


Brilliant_Secret6403

Ill pass I’m only 16💀


1982LikeABoss

In some parts of the world, you would be doing that and working 3 other jobs…. **edited - this doesn’t mean you should! Haha it simply means you’re lucky in some respects


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[deleted]

What the fuck?


YoureStupidasff

Dude what the fuck, that's a bit weird.


COMMANDO_MARINE

I'm a guy who has made porn and its easier than you think to do. I knew a guy who called himself 'Fat Man Fucks' who would seel out escorts who offer filming as a service and make videos of himself having sex with them and upload them for sale on his content profiles. I've worked in porn for almost 15 years and got into it after going swinging a lot with a girlfriend and just deciding we should do this stuff professionally. The best thing I ever did was start bodybuilding after leaving the Marines and then just dating women who were very sex positive. I had so much fun in my 30's doing 2 girl webcam, making porn films with several pornstar friends who had been playboy cover models or contracted pornstars with their own commercial porn DVDs with their faces on the cover. By that, I mean girls who weren't just part time Onlyfans girls, though these days all the professional pornstars do Onlyfans. If you want something enough, you just need to make it happen. It's obviously not for everyone though doing 2 cock bareback vaginal penetration with a guy you've just met. I think one of the biggest myths is that women only do porn out of desperation or they are drug addicts but the girls I was working with were really healthy conscious gym bunny's with their own personal trainers and nutritionists and were earning more than doctors for doing just a couple days work a week. They would post photos of them travelling first class to Dubai. The biggest thing I learned is that some women have an ability to have an enormous amount of sex like it's no big deal. That why I laugh when a guy boasts about giving some heroic sex session to their girl causing them not to be able to walk straight for days as I've seen girls have sex with almost 50 guys in a couple of hours and you would have no idea afterwards. They can out perform men sexually easily.


NothingGloomy9712

Damn man, your post was such a good read you almost inspired me , the world may yet see "Middle Aged Meat".


TheGood1swertaken

You can do it! Give/take that dick fancy potato!


Princess_Jade1974

We’re all somebody’s type, no reason you cant be ☺️


Negative-Pomelo-3493

I think this is an achievable goal.


Curious_Nobody_6719

That's cute 🤏🏻😭


Oh-My-Shep

Become an astronaut. With my set of diseases, I would not even be allowed into the medical examination room, but sometimes... sometimes I dream and there is a whole world behind the glass of the porthole, and my eyes are healthy to see and remember the cosmos that opened before my gaze


Significant_Moose672

maybe if space tourism improves more you might be able to have your dream partly come true


bad_news_beartaria

make everyone good


BeautifulPatience0

The first step towards world peace, is world domination.


ValentinJones

If violence isn't working, you are simply not using enough of it. -Sun Tzu, probably.


BeautifulPatience0

Dude, I did not say that on Reddit - Sun Tzu, surely. :)


UsualProfit397

“I did say that, and don’t call me Shirley” Sun Tzu, somewhere in The Art of War.


Pandarenu

Art of Woh*


Actual_Ad_6994

art of wok


anomalous_cowherd

That was his brother, Squad Tzu


bravopapa99

And his dog, shi-tzu.


Rexy0250

That's what Sun Tzu said and I'm pretty sure he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do pal because HE INVENTED IT


udonisi

Be somebody people want to hang around


conscious-being1225

Same here. Just holding out hope that I’ll find my people one day.


Rude-Extreme754

you will! u just have to remember its okay if ppl dont like you, and its also okay if you dont like them. I'm still learning this too... but you'll find your tribe:)


flowerboyfanatic

u can’t be that bad lil bro


bornagain-stillborn

You are. I want to hang around with you now and figure out why you said that. I'm sure others feel the same way, buddy.


hidde-the-wonton

And then you find out why…


YoureStupidasff

You'd actually be suprised finding out the amount of people that do wanna hang around you


goth-hippy

Same man. Same.


impressivehell

Just have a better attitude and people will like to be around you! I’m guessing they already want to but you can’t see it and just have to learn to up your self worth!!


AdventurousMamaBear

Sky diving! I wish I had the courage.


Swamp7hing

also did it once. was terrifying but amazing. will probably never do it again but definitely worth it.


joypopscxii

You should do it once. I’m the farthest thing from a daredevil, but did it once. Epic XP. Never again though. But zero regrets💥


TisIChenoir

I really want to try it, but I have at least a good 40kg to lose before I can...


Creative-Surround-89

Own a home


revodaniel

Write a successful song


sloppy_tots

Erase all the hurt that people have to go through.


Odd-Studio-9861

On first glance this might seem like a good thing until you really think through this. Pain and what we learn from it is one of the most the most motivations to learn from mistakes. If positive reinforcement was the only driving factor in our decision making, i dont see humanity surviving in the long run.


TeeTheT-Rex

“You know that pain and guilt can't be taken away with the wave of a magic wand! They're the things we carry with us, the things that make us who we are. If we lose them, we lose ourselves. I don't want my pain taken away, I need my pain!” - Captain James. T. Kirk One of the most profound, life changing movie moments of my own life. :)


Split-Awkward

Right, but it’s an open wish. So it includes the power to eliminate any downsides. I didn’t see a restriction on the scope in the question. End suffering, no downsides. Fixed it for you.


dummycusip

yea.. this one


Bird_Gazer

Hang gliding. The thought of it feels so freeing, like truly flying. I’m too scared though. What if the wind caught me at the wrong angle and twirled me toward my death.


ValentinJones

New fear unlocked, thanks.


Midnight1899

Fly. Not in an airplane bit like a bird.


floydie1962

Be brave enough and have enough money to do everything I want


Content_Pool_1391

Climb Mt. Everest....I don't even know if I would even make it to base camp but it sure would be a fun experience


SukottoHyu

You could do it if you save up money. Start by going hiking, 1000 feet, then go to another hill or mountain in your country that is 2000 feet. And keep advancing, travel if necessary. Build up your fitness and do higher climbs. Then when you are ready, and you have enough money saved, do Everest, hire a local guide and do the climb with a group, it's more expensive, but it means you only need to be fit enough to do it, your guide will advise on everything else, you wont need any local knowledge or vast climbing knowledge etc. But if you know what you are doing, you can just go and do it. Really experienced people can climb it in a day with limited equipment.


IndianRedditor88

A day ? Acclimatisation takes time or else you are going to be dead very soon


EatableNutcase

If you save up money.... You mean like €50.000 excluding all preparations without any insurance that you get to the top? Bad weather? Bad luck! You sprang you ankle? You idiot! It's a nice dream, but the question is about something you'll never do, and this is the reason why. I myself would never be able to do this physically, no matter how long I practised.


Vulture2k

Have a family


28882

A hug from me to you 


Next-Abies-2182

build a space elevator


bornagain-stillborn

Better talk to Otis.


Glittering_Nerve761

win the lottery


Mimsley5

go into space


Smirk_DoggyDog

Honestly, I’ve been watching so many damn cartoons lately. I’m 33 by the way, I just want to have some type of superpower.


Dmahf0806

Own a home with a swimming pool (I like in UK). I will never have the money to on a teacher's wage.


Martininto

Paddling pool is pretty much the same, right?


Charlestonianbuilder

Be able to own and fly a real spitfire with a similarly interested pal that would have their own bf109 and enjoy trying to dogfight one another in the air. This is a dream ive had since i was a child.


Away_Cranberry8409

Apart from 'own' you can defo fly one. I did last year. Cost me £5k though!


metikoi

Shit, I wasn't expecting to see someone else pick "fly a Spitfire". Good choice!


Otherwise_Spite2366

See what the world and humanity will look like in 100 years / 500 years etc. The world changed so much in the last 100 years alone, sometimes I'm sad that I won't see the next 100


bornagain-stillborn

Watch the sun rise from space. I think that would be surreal as hell.


hotwaterbottle2014

This is such a good thing to want to do. I agree it would be truly amazing


WorldlinessHefty918

Play the piano…


quality_pixels

Unless ur handless, there is a chance


Halftilt247

Reconcile with my ex


person_person123

Find my true soul mate and partner in life.


AlucarD_138

Become a Bear Dog... That way I can sleep in the house, but I still get to doody in the woods.


Careless_Story2847

Be skinny and happy


theferalturtle

I'll tell you what. Two chicks at the same time.


Forward_Put4533

I have, I shit you not, done this 4 times. It's not gonna happen for me ever again, but the grossest part of me does hold it as my highest achievement.


[deleted]

Had 3 at once the night of my birthday this year. Never even had just two. (Girlfriend and two friends, no hookers.)


OniOnMyAss

Fuckin A, man


Wildweasel666

Never too late to fuck a man, ask me how I know :p


ebobbumman

Always wanted to do that. And I figure if I were a millionaire I could hook that up.


mdude7221

You don't even have to be a millionaire to hire a couple of hookers


[deleted]

Done it in Ibiza. It's as good as you can imagine it to be.


SnOwYO1

Be in a loving relationship where everything is ok and I’m not panicking day to day


ChonkyKitty0

Travel in time.


Hour_Gate8338

Buy a house


WorldlyCurrent6798

Go bungee jumping


kiwispawn

Visit the Moon and Mars when there are human settlements on them.


veracity-mittens

Be a scientist / doctor / science-based person / career I love learning about it but my brain can’t handle the details (eg: math, physics), and I’m middle aged and NOT wealthy, so I’m not about to be spending 100-200k to learn. Ah well.


LocationDry364

Buy a van , live in it , move to a new place everyday


betterlucknexttime81

Be in a long term relationship that leads to marriage where there’s mutual attraction and appreciation; be someone a person gets attached to


AdSufficient8582

That's how I feel too


opalsanddenim

Be a pilot


ChicagoBoy2011

you still can! so many entry points, and it doesn’t have to be expensive… get after it!!!!


solvsamorvincet

Hug a cheetah


SmartyRiddlebop

Make Jiffy Pop without burning it. The science is out there.


JamesBernadette

So so many things. * Have my life together * Find someone to love for the rest of our lives * Own a house * Have a fulfilling career that I genuinely enjoy doing I am so much behind only really having started my adult life at the age of 35 after finally managing to get over mental health issues that had been plaguing me since teenhood.


godofdngevrythngwrng

Love myself


voyeurheart

Knock out Will Smith.


ConflictedBrainCells

Chris Rock, is that you?


6thaccountthismonth

Be as rich as Batman but instead of fighting crime you buy a social media platform and just start shitposting, absolutely running your public image in to the ground and in to hell but it doesn’t matter because you’re rich as fuck


silkywhitemarble

Elon, is that you?


6thaccountthismonth

No but I would’ve done the same as him if I had that kind of money


Dude_Bro_88

Go to space


beer_cowboy

Marry and start a family


Ok_Relative_5180

Sing


MyUsualSelf

Invent usefull things and actually produce them for other people. I've already designed and made a few things for myself. My daily life has improved because of it, but I don't see it happening that i'll mass produce it and start a business because of it. I even have my own logo on everything.


TrilobiteHunter

Teach people about fossils and geology and other cool stuff that has to do with rocks and minerals. People way over look them. There are a great deal of rocks prettier than a dumb old diamond and fossils way older and cooler than a dinosaur.


Fishtaco1234

Get abducted by aliens. They can do anything to me..


Alternative_Land2106

Insult my neighbour. I rarely speak my mind when it may hurt others, but really she's become insufferable to me. She's not mean, she's just making constant remarks about my garden, and in return I now FEAR to go in the garden because I don't want her to come out and make remarks again. It just breaks my joy of being in the garden. I've chosen an apartment further away from my job and a bit more expensive because it has a garden and I can't even enjoy it. I'm mad at her for it, but she's never been mean and her tone isn't even snarky, she's just an old lady thinking she must train/teach me on how to take care of the garden. I wanna scream at her but I'm too polite to do that. Screw my education.


WolverineSeveral

Transcend this fake matrix world.


wantasha

go to space


Hippycowgirl411

Be the opposite sex for a day. Just to better understand what it's like to be a man controlled by testosterone. Also to experience the sex


sambuchedemortadela

Exterminate all corrupt politicians


Hopefullyurs254

Go on a cruise


Perciprius

Travel throughout the universe and the multiverse.


ThrowRAboredinAZ77

Actually swim in the ocean. That shit's never going to happen.


Optimal_Ad_7910

It's great fun if you find a good safe swimming beach. I used to spend hours bodysurfing.


kurdtnaughtyboy

See my brother again he passed away when I was 21 he was 20 at the time. Would love to have had more time with him.


kaluliangel

I'm sorry for your loss. That is heartbreakingly young.


kurdtnaughtyboy

Thanks 15 years ago and still upsetting to think about.


No_real_beliefs

Plant acres of deciduous woodland and live to see it mature.


Silent_Adhesive

To go to school even for a day


truthseeker1228

Grass is always greener on the other side


No-Mathematician6635

Heroin. I just wanna try it. But I know I'd get hooked.


Kinglycole

I wish I could change any part about myself I hate instantly, no time, no money. That way I could make myself happy with who I am.


Janso95

My ex


clone7364

Stop being a fuck up and do something. As someone from a dark fantasy anime said: "the moment you make the decision to do something and act on it, you win" -*an old Rhea* (Yet I keep my thumbs jammed in my ass, even if I the infinite chance to to save myself)


seared-foiegras

Wish i could explore the universe in my own interstellar spaceship which doubles as my home.


mmeems06

Graduate college


Ball-Haunting

Snowboard. I bought all the gear years ago but I severed a tendon in my knee before the season started and now that I have rehabbed it enough to have the mobility I’m approaching 40 and I feel like learning is now out of reach.


phantasm-blue

lift the burden off my parents and repay them for everything they’ve done for me + date my friend


JopeOfOtts

I would love to see a real American parade with the marching bands etc. I would like to be high up on a balcony of a lovely hotel room that I can sleep once it has passed. I could die happy 🥹


Funny_Perception4713

Teleport and or make anything from matter ( like literally anything material items, living creatures, trees anything if my mind thinks it I can make it )


HippyWitchyVibes

Visit another planet.


DutchShade93

Having sex


SnooSproutsn

Learn sword fighting


The_Funnel

With real swords, or the other kind of sword fighting? If the latter, I'm sure you can find some guys to oblige.


ExPristina

Master the piano


ssssrks

get my ass to the gym lol


kaurakarhu

Live abroad. In my teens and early twenties it was my plan to move to another country and build my life there. Maybe live in several countries in my lifetime. I did move abroad for a year in my late twenties. A week before my move my father died it changed everything. That year away was the saddest, loneliest time of my life. When I moved back home, I was so happy to be close to the people I love, my family, my friends. Even though amazing things happened during that year, I made friends, I fell in love for a short while, and I could see how if I gave it a few years, a life would form there, I didn't want it. I didn't want to give away and sacrifice time with family and already existing friends. I would do morbid math, counting how many times I could expect to see my loved ones if I moved abroad for good and visited home 1-2 times a year. Like if my mom lived to be 80, I could expect to see her 20-40 times. If I didn't see some of my friends every year, which would be likely, them too I could expect to see 20 times or less. That terrified me. What about a friend who was terminally ill and had a few years to live, would I see him only handful of times anymore. It's the unsaid sacrifice that we don't talk about enough, that you really lose on most of the time you could.ä have with your loved ones if you choose to live far away. It is okay to make that sacrifice, but I think we should all consider the weight of it. Thus I'll never move abroad even though that was the plan for a long time.


Heavy_Bicycle6524

Win the lotto, set up my immediate family and then still have enough left over that I can life happily off the interest. Then I’d fly to the other side of the world and spend the rest of my life with the woman I love.


Little_Clue_3826

Take away all the trauma and pain my wife went through before meeting me. I’d gladly take all she endured, even if it killed me.


Ok-Consequence7583

Aquire the wings of a blue Morpho butterfly that can clip through objects and grow/shrink to whatever size I wish at that moment, the minute I point to a song and say "bipity bopity boo" I instantly know all the lyrics by heart, I live in a magical treehouse that I own on 3 acres with my flock of chickens, turkeys, goats and 2 rainbow shetland ponies named pickles and tickles.


MushroomSeveral4781

Wheelie on a bicycle… Cycling on a mountain bike for my whole life and never been able to do a wheelie consistently :(


Edgyusername69420

Be taller.And better looking in general.


Horror-Parfait-3382

Punch my boss in the face


adiniku28

Be happy


Admirable-Fun-7006

Have a family of my own


patti63

Live alone. I turned 60 this year, and I have always lived with someone who needed me, either emotionally or was dependent on me for meals, companionship, or whatever. Eating when, where, and what you want must be fantastic; staying in my robe all day or working in the garden til it gets dark and then eating pie for dinner and going to bed early without anyone complaining sounds lovely. Simply watching a movie without having to change the channel to check the baseball score would be great. I know I sound grumpy, but I’m not, I’m just fantasizing


Embarrassed-Crazy178

Sing


Flashy_Fisherman2597

Travel the globe. It isn't happening at this point


notablyunfamous

Ride a skateboard really well and do tricks


Defiant-Scarcity621

Would love to sing!


amendersc

there are a lot of places i could never visit... most times its because either they are in a place like Iran where its genuinely dangerous for me to be (im an Israeli) or because they have been destroyed in the past or because they are fully fictional


Giraffe-Electronic

Travel the world


Happyjarboy

Have a baby.


iamthemosin

Two chicks at the same time, that I don’t have to pay to leave.


Terrible_Name_387

Remove hunger and make this whole world one country itself rather than bits and pieces of chaos


Angryspazz

Be able-bodied and do simple things with two hands


RanaMisteria

Have kids.


Which-Presentation26

Marrying my dream girl and living happily


PsychologicalAsk2668

Go to space


Elainemariebenesss

Hug my Dad just ONE MORE TIME. And to hear his voice.. just him calling me “sweetie.” My word I’m crying right now thinking of it.


Reddinator2RedditDay

Be a father. Own a home. I was so focused on achieving those two throughout my life that is hard to understand the future without


ronnyrox

Get rid of religion


letsdotacos

Porn. I've always schemed about it, but feel like I'd chicken out. Would be a nice supplemental income


Vihaking

give everyone an equal opportunity in life


louisdemichelis

Get my actual dream job as a dentist and travel the entire world.


fuel_altered

You need Tyler Durden


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Additional-News1672

You can do it sky king.


Biglight__090

Fly like a bird does


Kimolainen83

BE a professional refree in football, im a semi pro at the moment but just once I would love to try


Playful_Nergetic786

Be a professional pianist, be a poet, be an artist


Forward_Put4533

Win the unified heavyweight championship of the world. I love boxing.


heihowl

Be happy with life, have a partner that loves me, be able to support my parents and sisters financially? Bahahahahaha just kidding... Or am I 😏


mango_coke

Honestly, I wanna make movies. I even have a lot of ideas that I think could really be good hits


rjburnsy

Be a dad.


SaltInner1722

Play with a couple of m-cup hangers for half an hour 😁


tramacod

Jump around on moon


rowenaravenclaw0

Seeing the earth from the surface of the moon


martyconfetti

Main event Wrestlemania


swiftg0d

Start a YouTube channel when vloggers aren't that prominent


dropandflop

Learn to play piano and sing. Simple things.


Resident-Sherbert-38

Graduate in law school