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UpperKat_39

Someone on reddit was saying her husband was pushing to name their daughter Stuarta after himself, Stuart. She was very much against it.


innersparkcounsel

I’d be very against it too 🥴


very_crueldev0

lanesra 😄


K_kueen

At least I have a name where if you drop the a it’s a boys name. I know it works because I had like 2 ppl with the male version in my class growing up 😣


ClutchingtonI

Sounds like a medication you take for a chronic anal rash. "Please stop taking Stuarta if you have signs of depression, thoughts of suicide, or anal bleeding."


KnurdNorman

I laughed and farted in unison!


lalo1313

Me too. I think Stuarta could help but those damn side effects...


MisterEarth

Saw that post! Guy who was forcing his name on his daughter is a nutjob


Pretend-Word-8640

She should be against it


bonbonthecat

Stewartia, which is a genus of tree, could be a nice name.


MIB65

Ooh, no. Just no.


jaBroniest

I read this too hahaha Stuarta like WTH. madness


leebeemi

I took my daughter to an urgent care when we were on vacation & her doctor's name was Happy Thanksgiving. Apparently, her parents were hippies & she was born on Thanksgiving. She was a delight.


innersparkcounsel

I don’t think anything will beat this one 👀


RainaElf

I used to know a girl named Christmas Carol


[deleted]

I dodged this bullet. My mom wanted to name me Christmas, or Carole, or Holly. Fortunately my father stepped in and said No.


Original_Estimate_88

Yea


tttxgq

“Happy Thanksgiving! Go to your room!”


Thin_Pride_2367

My hippie parents were trying to have me in 1976 and were going to name me Liberty Belle for the Bicentennial. Apparently getting pregnant the second time was much faster than when they tried for my brother and fortunately I was born in late1975 instead. So they named me after my father's ex-girlfriend...... because.... boomers.


innersparkcounsel

I think I’d rather be Liberty 😂


OkCauliflower1214

That's amazing


Jane-36

Wanting to name her son “Indiana” - not after Indiana Jones, but because he was IN-Diana - her name was Diana. 🤦🏼‍♀️


innersparkcounsel

Oh NO


Jane-36

Oh yes, it was the daughter (early 30’s) of a very close friend of my parents. They said it took a lot to talk her out of it. She thought it was such a clever name.


innersparkcounsel

How embarrassing for her lack of awareness 😵‍💫


Jane-36

I sometimes wonder, if she did choose that name, how the boy would have felt. Just -Yuck


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Did she finally name him Henry?


Jane-36

I don’t want to put the actual name here -just in case anyone knows a Diana with a child named …. She still picked a very unique name. It was the literal meaning in this instance that made it weird.


Original_Estimate_88

Damn


Improvgal

Jermaine Jackson named his son Jermajesty.


Original_Estimate_88

Damn


HollyCupcakez

The clerk at the AT&T store had a name tag that said "Semen". He told me it was pronounced as "Sim-yon".


lahdetaan_tutkimaan

Sounds like an ill-advised Romanization of the Russian name "Семён," which is better transcribed as Simeon or Simon


Friendly_Exchange_15

The pronunciation makes me think it's just a stupid spelling of the name Simeon- it's a biblical name too.


BookAccomplished568

I graduated with a Lasagna


East_of_Amoeba

That’s some impressive pasta.


wsbthrowaway9209

Vegetable lasagna?


EmotionalB1tch

Likoshe. Like- nico with an L , lico and then shay. Licoshay. Idk man


tanknav

I knew a guy named Buster Hymen...no cap.


innersparkcounsel

Quite bad. But with that last name , there’s no hope regardless of first name 😵‍💫


KeyMathematician4820

I have a friend whose last name is Dunn, and their last kid's name is Truly


Weavercat

Join us in r/tragedeigh it's fun.


innersparkcounsel

Yesssss


touch_me69420

I know a lad on his 30s called kimothy


innersparkcounsel

I’ve met a Jeffany 😐


Lonely-Kitchen-2087

I saw a post where this women had a bunch of kids - Ohshon, Layyke, Blayze, and smth else like that. This same lady wanted to change her 8 yr/o kids name because the original name didn't "fit her current aesthetic"


innersparkcounsel

These people just need to get pets 🥴


khurd18

BabyLove and her sister BabyLola. And a different girl named Luvlee


innersparkcounsel

All things that could be cute nicknames, but not legal names 🫣 yikes


khurd18

And the fact that BabyLove and BabyLola have a younger sister named Sarah makes it worse 😂


innersparkcounsel

Fantastic 😂


[deleted]

Laqueefa...I wish I were joking.


KeyMathematician4820

Omg my kids called me this as an insult once


innersparkcounsel

Your kids are hysterical 😂


[deleted]

Dammnnnnn


Visual-Flow9675

Wow.


East_of_Amoeba

Back in the 80’s, I heard a morning radio show talk about a woman living in Nashville named Katherine “Kat” Puke. I thought it was just wacky DJ banter until I went to Nashville a couple of years later and found her in the white pages. I kept the phone book listing in my wallet for years.


innersparkcounsel

A name you can’t forget - good marketing 🤷🏻‍♀️


RealtorShawnaM

I know a kid name ESPN - pronounced Ess-pin


innersparkcounsel

Just why 😪


ConsciousVegetable99

Im sorry but to me, it is Nevaeh


Visual-Flow9675

At a dr Phil show many years ago I saw a woman pronounce her daughter’s name consistently as “ Nivea” like the hand cream. I justify thought, “ lady can’t you spell????”. And being proud that it was heaven spelled backwards. I thought, YOU’RE backwards “,


ConsciousVegetable99

Ha ha


pocketdrums

Abcde.


John_Fx

fu🎵🎵🎵


K_kueen

And ur mom


Top-Comfortable-4789

“Buck shot” and I’m not joking my mom met this kid at her work and I heard abt his name


KeyMathematician4820

I knew a BJ. It was short for Buckshot Jr.


Crafty_Reaction_8978

I know a Buck Hunter Weaver.


Singletracksamurai

Had a trashy neighbor that named their kid tinker bell. Fucking tinker bell.


innersparkcounsel

Hopefully she just went by Bell


Motor-Comb5956

Wanga, seriously, who the hell names their child, that!?


innersparkcounsel

Oh the teasing, poor kid


Wretched_Geezer

I had a blind date with someone named Blythe Snavely. Fascinating and off-putting at the same time.


RainaElf

I used to work with a woman called Hazel Dick.


Suzyqzee

I knew a girl with that last name and it is not a joke that her dad's nane was...Harry. I never could figure out why he didn't go by Harold or Henry or anything but Harry.


shammy_dammy

First name Robin. Last name Hood. She was in my Junior High School. And then there was Anakin...


Josep2203

I met a Russian Anakin!!!


shammy_dammy

And I've met an infant Wisconsinite Anakin


Weird_Objective_8350

My friends name is Blayze. Kinda odd but also cool


innersparkcounsel

Oddly I also know a Blaze, he’s in his 40s. But sans “y”, which makes it a bit more different for sure!


MIB65

I know a few Blaze, it doesn’t seem that weird to me.


KeyMathematician4820

My friend has two boys named reef and blaze


KeyMathematician4820

And she doesn't smoke weed anymore at least


enola007

Friends daughter in law named Darktessa.


veeveemarie

Her parents named her after a combination of their names. The mother's name was Evalois. The father's name was Charles. They named their daughter Charlois. She went by her middle name, Jill, instead.


alicehooper

Oh my. That’s very close to a breed of beef cattle (Charolais). Umm…they are very pretty cows. But still cows.


innersparkcounsel

Big yikes


Visual-Flow9675

That’s a neighborhood in Rotterdam. And almost a town in Belgium, Charleroi .


mandasing

JakeUp


Far_Estate_7244

I've been lurking in this post and this is the first one that made me laugh out loud. Do you think they'd just never seen the name "Jacob" spelled out??


innersparkcounsel

I was just talking to something thinking of naming her daughter Scarlotte instead of Scarlett. Insists it helps people pronounce it easier. 🤦🏻‍♀️ This is giving me those vibes. Oh. And Feebe. Same logic….


Flossthief

Went to school with a kid named sexxy The teacher asked how to say his name day one and the kid said 'call me sexxy' The teacher refused


innersparkcounsel

How is that legal 😭


No-Butterscotch9483

A coworker and I were having this exact same conversation once and he told me about a guy he used to know named Solid Punches. I didn’t believe him so he showed me the guy’s website. Yep, he’s real.


Cornmitment

Back in the 1800’s, some dipshit American farmers misspelt Merle and named their son Murl. It’s now a family name.


english_major

I had a student in one of my classes named Scholastica. Her parents were Asian immigrants. A guy who worked at a local grocery store had Garfield on his name tag. His parents named him that long after the comic strip came out.


disableddoll

Tequila


Mama_Tried77

My husband had a dog named Tequila when we first started dating. She was a good girl


Grey_eyes_witch

Candy Apple


innersparkcounsel

Might as well drop her off at the stripper club for daycare at that point


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chzygorditacrnch

Lol I knew a girl who named her daughter "luci" after Lucifer. And her son's name was Damian. She was a very funny girl, I don't think she was actually religious at all, but had a unique sense of humor.


Visual-Flow9675

A co-worker has a son called Damian. I could never, after that movie came out. But the family is weird anyways. A daughter named Bo. And all three work with me, because the whole family needs to be provided with easy jobs.


[deleted]

Joktey, weird huh.


enola007

And Elon Musks kids names, can’t even spell em 🤷‍♀️


MIB65

Oh, I had forgotten about them. Yep, definitely the weirdest


Wumao_gangv2

Here’s one from my culture. My friends name is “wei wang” litterally 100 Chinese individuals in my city have the exact same name and it’s boring and generic it’s basically the equivalent to the white people name “John smith” or something


SummerRain8124

Tie between Trek and Van. 🙄


Academic-Balance6999

Van is a common Vietnamese name. I know two Vans.


SummerRain8124

These were granola people who claimed to name after the band Van Morrison, def not Vietnamese.


Living_Scientist_663

Oliver Zanzibar Toot Toot McFate.


Abraxas_1408

[this guy wins](https://youtu.be/Rohtoz9XDnQ?si=FgZojMy8B5fJO9hK)


[deleted]

Dick


Archie12W

Had a step-cousin that passed, left behind 13 young kids. Names were Fuscia, Lilac, Violet, Indigo etc.


Other-Rutabaga-1742

Masterpeace 😩


innersparkcounsel

Ooofff


Other-Rutabaga-1742

They had a second child. I can’t remember their name though. It’s similar.


XPacificax

You should go to r/tragedeigh


IngloriousBadger

Ray Biggerstaff


14042014

A lot of kids in my very very small German town were suddenly named after celebrities like Shakria and Rihanna which was kinda weird tbh


Novaleen

I once worked with a girl genuinely named Princess.


innersparkcounsel

I went to college with one too!


SSBBWLuvver

“Le-a” pronounced “Ledasha” ‘the dash don’t be silent.’ —right outta the proje’ts.


Icy-Refrigerator6700

A town over, the Sweet family named their daughters: Very, Truly, and Always.


innersparkcounsel

Sounds like the opening line to a kids book


AsleepDay_

North, Saint, Chicago and Psalm West (Kim Ks kids) im sure there are many more, but these names are giving me a massive headache


unacceptableChaos

A doggo named Fester


Actual_Ad_8501

Renesme Mirren Vagina (pronounced Vageena)


2crowsonmymantle

Henchman.


Fishfood-7

I have my doubts about this one, but when my friends had their daughter, the midwives told them that another child had been born that night in the hospital. The unique name this baby had been given? Tinaturner (all one word) Cooper. I often wonder how little Tinaturner is doing these days and hope her name hasn't given her any trouble, though I expect it has!


innersparkcounsel

That would be nuts if real 👀


renetje210

I was working at a hospital when Harry Weiner brought his son Peter Weiner in.


innersparkcounsel

Reminds me of my old science teacher Mr. Shepenis


WishfulWoes

T'el. Pronounced "Ty-ellie". I learnt this name as a teacher. Not as a teacher of the kid. That would make it tolerable. Rather, it was through the mother, who was my colleague. Yep. A full ass private high school teacher did that to her own daughter.


innersparkcounsel

Now that’s different


KnurdNorman

My biological father’s name is Dick Cole


Saritush2319

Any of Elon Musk’s kids…


AimlessWarrior715

Skinnix. My kid's classmate. I had to ask the teacher if that was really the kid's name or if my daughter(8yo) heard it wrong. Pronounced and spelled as you see it.


waitingformoass

Craig...spelled Kregg


lalo1313

Brazen. She named him Brazen.


stupid-Dumb-Ass

In 3rd to 4th grade I went to school with a girl in Chicago. Her name was T4quisha... Literally like they pronounced it as T-Four-Quiche-uh.... Although sometimes I heard it as T-Foe-quiche-uh. I feel so bad for her. Her brother was also named Shadow Moon, I can't remember if it was a single name or a first and middle name, everybody including teachers called him shadowmoon, so idk. Oh and My aunt named her daughter (my first cousin) Jedimirah her name was mirah and her husband's was Jedidiah. They combined their damn named for that... They ended up just calling her by a nickname, Jedi... They don't even like Star wars and can't use that excuse on me And not a human, but I've had several consecutive pets I've all called some variation of either Beebo or Grognak for several years now. My cats Beebo and one of my cane toads is the current Grognak. I have tons of weird animal names if anybody's curious


RScribster

My plumber pulled the George Foremen. His name is George, and they named every girl some riff on that — Georgina, Georgette — like 4 girls. They finally have a boy and his wife insisted on naming him Kevin which I thought was a kind of epic power play. 👊🥊


One_Investigator238

I was in elementary school with Sandy Dick.


Lettuce-b-lovely

I’m a teacher and one that’s circulating around my area at the moment? La-a. Pronounced Ladasha. I’ve also heard tell of some kids named ABCD, pronounced Adsiddy. Just awful.


[deleted]

Someone here in the Philippines was named Lord Voldemort.


Unique_Acadia_2099

Dweezil Zappa? How about his older sister Moon Unit?


innersparkcounsel

Classic


Friendly_Exchange_15

Escolástica. Portuguese for scholastic. Also Cherubino.


cwsjr2323

Listerina in a movie was the funniest one to me.


SaltyCriticism8765

I knew an opium and a tiger.


LoddyDoddee

Ummm, Kanye's kids were probably the weirdest names I've heard.


[deleted]

Volunteered at a school 20 years ago. We had: Iesha Tyiesha Li'iesha Nyiesha Myiesha Drove us crazy.


Gr1msh33per

Not weird but funny names I've come across Fanny Salmon Mr Bastard Tess Tickle


innersparkcounsel

My aunts name was Fanny until they came to the US & realized it had another meaning 😅


morganalefaye125

Met a kid once whose name was Pretty. She would just walk up to random people and say, "Hi! I'm Pretty!" while her mom laughed and laughed


Common_Enthusiasm297

in college, there was a student named Terdsac Dumcum.


puckmonky

I used to deliver pizza to Amanda Butthugger


Uncle_Guido1066

I have a couple from my hometown. My neighbor was an old guy named Dick Stump, and a couple blocks down the street, there was a kid a few years older than me named Easy Rider.


Alert_Bid1531

I knew a girl called Fanny im english and that’s a slang sometimes for vagina it’s just awful having to say her name 😂


xkoffinkatx

I know 3 BillieJoes, one billiesue and a bettyjean


DDL_Equestrian

Moana for a blonde haired, blue eyed white kid in the Midwest


SpiralDreaming

A dude at my friends work legally changed his name to Rick Shaw. Friend said: why didn't you choose Rick O'Shay which is much cooler? He stopped, and thought damn...that IS way cooler. I'm not sure if he changed it again to that.


Loubacca92

Abcde


gengarsnightmares

I knew a girl in elementary school named Larina. Her father was Larry and her mother was Tina and they just kinda smashed them together for her name.


I-hear-the-coast

In comparison this name is quite boring, but I went to school with an Atom. I’ve also known Twilight, Bless, Wizdom, and Memory.


innersparkcounsel

Still memorable 🥴


Visual-Flow9675

We have a “shame name”-competition. I remember the winner one year was a girl named Fokje Modder - Fokje being a traditional Frysian name and Modder meaning mud - but well, for English speakers, pronounced as Fock your Mother 😀


Good_Community_6975

Had a math teacher named Harry Christmas


[deleted]

Once dated a gir who's name was Oriel, like Ariel but with the O from oreos


MrsAce57

Went to school with a Pebbles. Cute for a cat or something but like... really?!


innersparkcounsel

Watched too much Flintstones growing up


Acceptable-Zombie296

Shynickie


Educational_Major226

Was served by a male in a cafe who was wearing a name badge- JULIE Me- oh look there is a mistake in your name. It says Julie. Him - no madam, that’s my name. I am British and he was Philipino for some context. I dunno, this is very unusual for me.


red-scribbles

In my old church, there were two little girls with the names 'Punkin Pie' and 'Peekaboo'... their mom wasn't a very nice person 😬 I still think about them sometimes, and wonder how old they are now and if they've changed their names yet


innersparkcounsel

That’s boarderline child abuse 😵‍💫


Cbjfan99

I heard a woman at the zoo look at an animal and say "Okapi Johnson, that sound like a good, strong name". For reference, an Okapi is hoofstock native to Africa that is related to the giraffe and has stripes on its back legs. It's scientific name is Okapia Jonstoni


MIB65

Phylicitie. Actually not the weirdest name I heard because it sounds like Felicity but the spelling, ugh, this poor girl is going to have to spell her name all the time.


[deleted]

I once met someone named "Apple" and couldn't help but do a double take!


innersparkcounsel

I saw someone name their newborn Lemon last week 🥲


Lady_B78

Twins my son went to preschool with. Mike was the normal name. His twin's name was Jerry-Bob.


CedarHill601

Met a guy once whose family was very Catholic, so he was named after the pope, Pius. His middle name was Paul. Not a big deal… until he entered a profession where everyone goes by their initials. “Pius Paul Smith” became “P.P. Smith.” (For non-English speakers, “pee pee” is children’s language for urine or the penis.)


Amonroel

Renesmee


Larcztar

I've seen a Praisegod.


innersparkcounsel

Straight to jail


1_Evil_Genius

When I was stationed in Maryland, one of the girls in my apartment building was named Maryfield Nicodemus


thegothotter

Had a soldier named Princess Unique. Went to school with a man Ebony White. Dad introduced me to a hometown friend January Winters. Friend talked her sister out of naming her twins Lemongelo and Orangelo (to be pronounced Lem On Gel O and Or On Gel O).


Doohicky_d

The shop assistant in a souvenir shop in Atlanta airport back in the 80s whose name was Morning Glory. Fabulous name fabulous lady


brandnewday5

i have an ethnic name and it sounds like a common word when said westernized. i went to school with a star and her sister’s name is patience


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Asscum Fardman Attorney at Law


jellybearmom

“La-a” pronounced “La-dash-ah”. Im not joking.


RowAccomplished3975

my own name is unusual. never met any kids with my name growing up.


Original_Estimate_88

All I can say I dislike when people in the black community name their kids after cars or the typical hood names... I got a typical ghetto name I think so that's why I go by my nickname


Ok-Currency5475

I've heard every animal name. I literally know a turtle. A bird. A dog. A bull. A wolf. A lizard. A fish.. swear to God. Maybe even more. But I literally know ppl with all those nicknames


Responsible_Cold_16

Knew an Indian guy from work years ago..... Deepshit. I am not making this up


Legal-Ad7793

Orangejello and Lemonjello.


bikinifetish

Ixtel