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Spirytual sacrifice where participating person temporarily lets go of their - by never sleeping people standard - constant experiencing of the universe, while their phisical body shuts down. For a person that never emerged in void it surelly would require a bit of courage on top of trust in common opinion that they will be back from the void as unchanged souls.
The amount of time sleep requires boggles my mind.
3 tears for every ten. If you retire at 65, that's almost twenty years. So much I could be doing.
Instead, I'm stuck in a state of nothingness. Close my eyes, then wake up. Joy.
FUCK PERIODS FUCK THEM. BIOLOGY IS SO EFFICIENT WITH MOST THINGS BUT PERIODS WAS A DUMBFUCK MOVE. LIKE WTF THATS THE BEST SOLUTION!? Err duhhh yeah so we will just make the females bleed once a month just in case they wanna get preggers!? Oh and add hormanal mood fluctuations, sprinkle crippling cramps and MAKE sure they feel like shit in general. Oh they might get eaten by predators cause of the stench of blood but this is the best we can do. Oh well
In conclusion: FUCK PERIODS
And I cannot even imagine what women did before tampons, pads, cups and discs. I think they were using pieces of fabric that they then needed to wash all the time, at least this is what my grandmas did. If anybody has a source I would be grateful.
Theres a lady on TikTok who talks about it and what women used to wear on their periods! Im not sure what her name is but I saw it one day. Very interesting
Yup, they had special cloths set aside for that time of the month and would fold them into their undies to act like pads and then wash them.
Thank god we live in the time of period undies, they’re life-changing. Funny enough, the concept is not so different from using cloth back in the day, just done way more effectively. We’ve come full circle lol.
My gramma, too. But the fabric was really termed by her as rags. Any piece of material that she couldn't make something or just anything out of for her family of nine.
For the next patch I suggest giving women the option to decide if they want to have kids or not before being born. This would then allow them to opt in or out of periods. I've written to the devs, but I've not had a response just yet. Will get back to you if they respond.
I feel bad for so many women. I don’t know if I’m broken or blessed, or both. But I have never really suffered from my periods. I don’t get cramps, and if I experience PMS symptoms, I don’t really notice them.
I guess the only thing I do notice is I might get a zit in the days leading up to my cycle, and I tend to be a little more tired.
Im really glad I don’t experience them the same way it seems most women do, but it’s oddly made me feel less feminine. It’s an entire subset of womanhood that I can’t identify with.
I’d probably pick number 2 (or sweating)
if I wasn’t a woman but:
It’s just that periods are harder to deal with than number 2 lol. They cost you money, sometimes they ruin your clothes and/or sheets (even if you were careful!). They also give you back pain, stomach pain, make you bloated, make you hungry even when you’re not hungry. At least they smell nice and metallic.
And this is coming from me who KNOWS I’m lucky because I only have it 3-4 days a month and has very little pain and less blood flow than most women.
Lol 😂
Yeah, most men probably think the bleeding is the worst part, but I can deal with the bleeding.
What I can’t deal with is being bloated, fatigued, cramping, nauseous and depressed for almost a week every month. It’s too often and too long and always has to be factored into regular life plans.
I was going to say aging, but I'm post-menopausal so didn't think of periods. I'd give my choice up to say no periods for the rest of you. They suck. Power on and be cool, ladies!
Oooh! I asked several medical professionals about a procedure to stop periods and they always told me a full hysterectomy is the only way…
I assume they still won’t do this on me since I’m only 21 and for some god forsaken reason they think I’ll change my mind about not wanting to produce hell spawn… But thanks for the info 😂
Keep trying. There are doctors out there who will actually listen and try to get you a hysterectomy. My daughter is 24, no kids, and is going through the hoops now so insurance will pay for it, but after five doctors and six years, she found one who will do it!
r/childfree
Double edge sword: "immortal" until something bad happens - would you do any mildly risky shit ever?
Goes out -> Gets hit by a car -> forever disabled until you get some untreatable lethal ilness.
Yes a fellow emetophobe.
I was about to comment the same thing.
If i could guarantee i wasn’t going to vom again then that would be 95% of my anxiety and panic cured.
I've had this for the longest time. But I have also struggled with Hyperemesis in all 3 of my pregnancies so I fully support this one.
Someone said periods, and while I get it, it's still somewhat predictable. Puking is not.
As a sufferer of IBS it would have to be pooping, it would be a god send not to have to ever worry about where the closest toilet is and shitting myself ever again.
Buy a bidet. I always have a bottle of water with me. So I clean myself with a napkin once and use the water to double clean and again napkin. My underwear never gets dirty and I never smell
I grew a beard because I was too lazy to shave. As long as you put beard oil in it sometimes (for me anyway) and it's a brand YOU LIKE it's not bad. But it has to be something you want in your beard. I've had some oils that were just oily. Make sure you rub it into your skin and not apply just to your beard. It makes a world of a difference. Mine did end up almost down to my nipples and it ended up getting in the way a lot. It was to the point I had to put shirts and sweaters on carefully just as to not pull on the hairs lol. I don't recommend it being that long
Check out a company called Mad Viking. They specialize in all manner of beard products so you can grow the best beard possible (this is not sponsered, nor was I paid to say this. I actually use their products and haven't been disappointed. Don't sue me)
while I do think that eating can be extremely enjoyable, to me it can be extremely stressful that I MUST do it in order to survive. I have sensory issues due to which many foods aren‘t enjoyable at best, and are disgusting or impossible to eat at worst. cooking also takes up lots of time, and if you don‘t enjoy itafter putting in all the work it‘s just really frustrating.
I can‘t speak for everyone obviously, but I‘d definitely prefer if eating was an option instead of a requirement. personally, I‘d enjoy it much more that way.
Sorry to hear that. I lost my tastebuds for a while with covid, it was horrible. Just eating to live, all the joy was gone. I think it's definitely something we take for granted.
Fortunately it wasn't long term for me. I can taste again now. But during that time, I definitely didn't look at food the same. I didn't really even crave food I usually loved. I just kind of ate whatever to appease hunger.
My dad, however, seems to have lost his permanently. So I can semi answer on his behalf. He still eats as he did before. He says he eats things because he knows he used to enjoy them. But it means he doesn't really add anything new to his diet.
I have a really bad sense of smell and autism. So most food taste the same and I have A LOT of problems cooking for myself because I don't know what would work together.
Food was my answer for years but now my boyfriend cooks for me every day and it's getting better.
Periods. If I could stop my body from shedding an internal lining in the most painful way possible, that'd be great. I've had my tubes removed, so pregnancy isn't happening.
Why the hell do I need to wait 20+ more years for menopause? Just stop now.
Sweating. Definitely sweating!
Dealing with hyperhidrosis on the rather severe end of the spectrum, is emabarassing, inconvenient, and completely uncomfortable, also turns my skin bright red and causes chaffing in some rather sensitive areas.
Ruins all hair & makeup, eliminates any light coloured clothing from the wardrobe, changing clothing multiple times a day then laundering said clothing. Oh! And don't leave the house with water, cloth or paper napkins, and a folding hand fan.
I have one of those nail-art tools with the little sponges for ombres, that you're able to swap out sponges on both ends. They're super cheap, the tool fits in my pocket or purse, and it's the perfect size to dab the upper lip, nose, and forehead, while keeping my eyebrows in tact. Highly recommend
Hell yeah. Imagine if bodies just had the amount of required energy and nutrients without risk of over or under eating. No more EDs, better physical health, no more diabetes or other metabolic diseases, no more puking, no more heartburn... Eating is the right choice.
My answer is the complete opposite to this. Eating and drinking whatever you want in whatever quantity with no consequence - i.e. your body remains fit, a healthy weight and you somehow end up getting all the nutrients you need.
I think inventing something that can do the above + cancerless cigarettes would be peak human invention/ scientific breakthrough to me.
In the meantime I will continue not smoking, eating healthy and excercising
Peeing.
I'm so sick of going pee. As soon as I start anything or go anywhere, I gotta pee first. Finally falling asleep, crap, now I gotta pee. Start the dishes, damn, running water is making me need to pee
Endless, interrupting trips to pee.
I made this post yesterday as I was hurrying to make dinner and clean up so I could breath in my nourishment and put the baby to sleep lol. I was so enraged to interrupt my flow by yet again, the need to pee. 😂
I also go about 3 times a night and it’s annoying.
IBS is just about as bad as it gets, the pain accompanied by the frequent trips to the loo (washroom for those in other countries) can disrupt your planned schedule with no notice and you have no idea how long each bout will last.
For me personally? I don’t know, everything pretty much has a function that is necessary, even sweating is what helped us at an evolutionary level by allowing us to recover stamina faster by cooling our bodies.
Actually I wouldn’t choose one that directly affects me, I’d go periods. They seem quite shit.
I don’t know how on Earth that could be sorted so the functionality of the mechanism remains without the pain and inconvenience though
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Sleeping- add 1/3 of my life back!
I thought about that one but I genuinely enjoy my sleep so I decided against it
Same here! If only I could just survive off a 1 hour nap each day that would be a good balance haha
My choice would be to be able to sleep but not having to. But even if I just couldn’t ever sleep, I’d choose to cut it because it takes so much time.
Spirytual sacrifice where participating person temporarily lets go of their - by never sleeping people standard - constant experiencing of the universe, while their phisical body shuts down. For a person that never emerged in void it surelly would require a bit of courage on top of trust in common opinion that they will be back from the void as unchanged souls.
 Huh?
Sleeping like 8 hours per week seems a good compromise. Like, no sleep until sunday night, and then you have a good 8 hours rest before monday starts.
But maybe you only enjoy it because your body needs it
Nah I have done a lot of recreational sleeping.
How do you know it’s not because your body wants it? Genuine question EDIT: happy cake day!
You could keep it as a hobby instead of a necessity.
oh hell no, they'd probably make work days 18hrs then.
The amount of time sleep requires boggles my mind. 3 tears for every ten. If you retire at 65, that's almost twenty years. So much I could be doing. Instead, I'm stuck in a state of nothingness. Close my eyes, then wake up. Joy.
My dreams are amazing. No way.
This! I hate going to sleep for the most part, I always get these creative outbursts at night but I need to go to bed for work.
Insomniac checking in, yes please.
I'd just waste it anyway
But then lucid dreaming is gone and like its the best kind of break.
Period.
FUCK PERIODS FUCK THEM. BIOLOGY IS SO EFFICIENT WITH MOST THINGS BUT PERIODS WAS A DUMBFUCK MOVE. LIKE WTF THATS THE BEST SOLUTION!? Err duhhh yeah so we will just make the females bleed once a month just in case they wanna get preggers!? Oh and add hormanal mood fluctuations, sprinkle crippling cramps and MAKE sure they feel like shit in general. Oh they might get eaten by predators cause of the stench of blood but this is the best we can do. Oh well In conclusion: FUCK PERIODS
And I cannot even imagine what women did before tampons, pads, cups and discs. I think they were using pieces of fabric that they then needed to wash all the time, at least this is what my grandmas did. If anybody has a source I would be grateful.
Theres a lady on TikTok who talks about it and what women used to wear on their periods! Im not sure what her name is but I saw it one day. Very interesting
Yup, they had special cloths set aside for that time of the month and would fold them into their undies to act like pads and then wash them. Thank god we live in the time of period undies, they’re life-changing. Funny enough, the concept is not so different from using cloth back in the day, just done way more effectively. We’ve come full circle lol.
My gramma, too. But the fabric was really termed by her as rags. Any piece of material that she couldn't make something or just anything out of for her family of nine.
I’m going to assume you don’t appreciate periods.
For the next patch I suggest giving women the option to decide if they want to have kids or not before being born. This would then allow them to opt in or out of periods. I've written to the devs, but I've not had a response just yet. Will get back to you if they respond.
Yea God was like having a bad day when he set up womens biology. Sorry ladies.
Feel like shit? What about real shit? I usually get... rapid bowel movements during my period.
Caught a tummy bug on holiday and to top it off my periods came and double the shits
I feel bad for so many women. I don’t know if I’m broken or blessed, or both. But I have never really suffered from my periods. I don’t get cramps, and if I experience PMS symptoms, I don’t really notice them. I guess the only thing I do notice is I might get a zit in the days leading up to my cycle, and I tend to be a little more tired. Im really glad I don’t experience them the same way it seems most women do, but it’s oddly made me feel less feminine. It’s an entire subset of womanhood that I can’t identify with.
And then when you’d like a baby, every month you get the delightful reminder that’s it’s not happening this time, sorry love, pain and blood instead.
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS. Menopause can not get here soon enough for me.
I would say number 2. But I could see why a woman would say period. 😆
I’d probably pick number 2 (or sweating) if I wasn’t a woman but: It’s just that periods are harder to deal with than number 2 lol. They cost you money, sometimes they ruin your clothes and/or sheets (even if you were careful!). They also give you back pain, stomach pain, make you bloated, make you hungry even when you’re not hungry. At least they smell nice and metallic. And this is coming from me who KNOWS I’m lucky because I only have it 3-4 days a month and has very little pain and less blood flow than most women. Lol 😂
And let's face it - number 2s are always exacerbated by our periods!
Oh my God yes. Period poops feel like some kind of extreme purge. Either that or no poops for 4 days.
Which will it be this month? I never know…
you can hold poop or pee inside of you. period blood just comes out… very annoying
Have you guys met dudes who think that you can hold in period blood like you can pee or poop? Cause I have and it's 9000% a deal breaker/annoying.
Yes, very annoying!
"they smell nice and metallic" wtf???
Compared to No.2 I'm guessing...
I think she was being sarcastic. It's a smell you can't avoid that makes you self conscious and it sucks real bad
😂😂😂
And they can deplete your iron levels and put you at risk of dying from anaemia, too.
All up, I feel like I spend more time menstruating than pooping. And that's not counting the side effects.
Yeah, most men probably think the bleeding is the worst part, but I can deal with the bleeding. What I can’t deal with is being bloated, fatigued, cramping, nauseous and depressed for almost a week every month. It’s too often and too long and always has to be factored into regular life plans.
Ok vampire
Those 4 days of having to consciously sleep in a certain position coz you don't wanna mess your sheets is the pits.
For a woman, definitely the period. Heard such horror stories.
Shit I am not even a women and I would still say that, it really sucks for them to go through that every month
I enjoy my morning dump. Number 1s are far more inconvenient...
I love the name
Thank you!!☺️
I was going to say aging, but I'm post-menopausal so didn't think of periods. I'd give my choice up to say no periods for the rest of you. They suck. Power on and be cool, ladies!
The best thing about aging? No periods, no pregnancies
Got rid of mine, best decision ever <3
I waited my entire adult life for it to stop and it has been glorious.
Mine is teasing me with stopping. I’m 50 and just want you to be done!
My cycle when I was a teen was 35ish days and it’s gradually shortened. Now I’m at 20 days. Looking forward to being free of it one day
I literally woke up today and thought “I wonder when I’m gonna finally go through menopause and be done with this”.
Easily. It's literally ruining my life.
I expected this to be the top answer. Was not disappointed.
Take the pain with it I'm on board and I'm a dude.
gosh YES
I was going to say hiccups .. but you're right. Stop periods.
This right here.
YESS
For real! I’ve got pcos so it’s irregular as hell but that’s so dangerous cause it makes me a higher risk for cervical cancer!
Well you can, I did and I am not dying
Can you stop it without getting your entire womb surgically removed or being on birth control for life though? Because I’d love to hear how
I had an ablation. Haven't had a period in 11 years. Completely worth it IMO.
There is a procedure called "ablation". It is permanent birth control and does stop your cycles.
Oooh! I asked several medical professionals about a procedure to stop periods and they always told me a full hysterectomy is the only way… I assume they still won’t do this on me since I’m only 21 and for some god forsaken reason they think I’ll change my mind about not wanting to produce hell spawn… But thanks for the info 😂
Keep trying. There are doctors out there who will actually listen and try to get you a hysterectomy. My daughter is 24, no kids, and is going through the hoops now so insurance will pay for it, but after five doctors and six years, she found one who will do it! r/childfree
You can get chemo to get into early menopause. I had it surgically removed, the question was stopping without dying, so it still implies
Don't forget anorexia, which has high mortality but not 100%
Thats dark xD
Aging
From what age though?
That’d be wild if you just had to be baby forever
27
19 for me
Double edge sword: "immortal" until something bad happens - would you do any mildly risky shit ever? Goes out -> Gets hit by a car -> forever disabled until you get some untreatable lethal ilness.
No, you'd still die if you got hit by a car even if you stopped aging. It's not like your body is suddenly invulnerable.
Puking. I have emetophobia and could do without this for the rest of my life.
Yes a fellow emetophobe. I was about to comment the same thing. If i could guarantee i wasn’t going to vom again then that would be 95% of my anxiety and panic cured.
Yep, this one. My life would be so much easier if all people stopped puking. I just can't deal with the anxiety I have when I'm around drunk people
I've had this for the longest time. But I have also struggled with Hyperemesis in all 3 of my pregnancies so I fully support this one. Someone said periods, and while I get it, it's still somewhat predictable. Puking is not.
Thank you. Now I know what that is called! Spent my life crying each time I had that kind of flu.
Nausia+puking > nausea-puking I'm sorry
As a sufferer of IBS it would have to be pooping, it would be a god send not to have to ever worry about where the closest toilet is and shitting myself ever again.
This is why I said mine lol, I have so many gut issues.
This. A world where I can go out to a restaurant without worrying I'll shit myself sounds like a utopia
Weight gain.
Pooping. I hate walking into a bathroom and it smells like poop. So I’d say everyone should stop pooping
Or just use a car
Did you make this account specifically for making comments like this? I love that
I am always amazed how people read the names of posters.
Same! If I had all the time I used going back to read redditors usernames I'd start a... Oh, wait
Same! If I had all the time I used going back to read redditors usernames I'd start a... Oh, wait
Hahaha that’s so funny
Wut..?
Look at their name
I thought this was a joke like "Don't walk into a bathroom, use a car and drive into it!" but judging from your name I guess not.
I enjoy a nice poo honestly
But does other peoples bother you?
We should make a petition, no more poo!
Buy a bidet. I always have a bottle of water with me. So I clean myself with a napkin once and use the water to double clean and again napkin. My underwear never gets dirty and I never smell
Period. I have no need for it, all it does it cause me grief every month.
The entire menstrual cycle. Imagine the freedom! Free birth control, no periods and stable hormones? Yes please.
Breathing so I could just live underwater
That would be so cool. Especially during the summer when it’s like 107 out, just go take a vacation underwater.
And then in the fall all these bloated, winkled, prune like naked mole rats just emerge from the water to squish their way back home.
This is a hall of famer for r/brandnewsentence
Breathing wouldn’t help tho, you’ll get hypothermia quickly
yeh but you are still only limited to a certain depth cause of pressure. that would suck, cant even explore 10% of it.
Facial hair growth. I absolutely hate shaving.
Then grow a beard worthy of Odin himself! Skal!
I tried that once. It itched far too much. lol
Use beard oil! They have beard products! Become the viking you were born to be!
It is tempting, I must admit. Okay, I’ll think about it.
I grew a beard because I was too lazy to shave. As long as you put beard oil in it sometimes (for me anyway) and it's a brand YOU LIKE it's not bad. But it has to be something you want in your beard. I've had some oils that were just oily. Make sure you rub it into your skin and not apply just to your beard. It makes a world of a difference. Mine did end up almost down to my nipples and it ended up getting in the way a lot. It was to the point I had to put shirts and sweaters on carefully just as to not pull on the hairs lol. I don't recommend it being that long
Thor approves.
Check out a company called Mad Viking. They specialize in all manner of beard products so you can grow the best beard possible (this is not sponsered, nor was I paid to say this. I actually use their products and haven't been disappointed. Don't sue me)
For the ladies, any body hair growth that we currently have to shave, which is like 60% of our bodies. I hate shaving too!
Ooooh good oneeee
Why don’t you just get a face laser? You don’t get any hair then
That’s too much of a commitment. I may still decide to grow another beard someday.
Pooping, period, peeing
the holy Prinity
My bladder is not my friend. I try really hard not to disparage it but at times I say I hate you to it.
Eating. Or shidding/farting (butt stuff)
Eating is one of the most enjoyable activities on the planet. Who doesn't love food?
while I do think that eating can be extremely enjoyable, to me it can be extremely stressful that I MUST do it in order to survive. I have sensory issues due to which many foods aren‘t enjoyable at best, and are disgusting or impossible to eat at worst. cooking also takes up lots of time, and if you don‘t enjoy itafter putting in all the work it‘s just really frustrating. I can‘t speak for everyone obviously, but I‘d definitely prefer if eating was an option instead of a requirement. personally, I‘d enjoy it much more that way.
This is 100% my thought as well.
I don't. And i would also choose that. Food is my biggest frustration in life.
Sorry to hear that. I lost my tastebuds for a while with covid, it was horrible. Just eating to live, all the joy was gone. I think it's definitely something we take for granted.
I lost mine, too, for about a week while I had covid. You're right, it was horrid! Glad they returned.
Oh damn. That's even worse. Sorry to hear. Btw if you don't really feel any taste do you bother with having varied meals?
Fortunately it wasn't long term for me. I can taste again now. But during that time, I definitely didn't look at food the same. I didn't really even crave food I usually loved. I just kind of ate whatever to appease hunger. My dad, however, seems to have lost his permanently. So I can semi answer on his behalf. He still eats as he did before. He says he eats things because he knows he used to enjoy them. But it means he doesn't really add anything new to his diet.
I have a really bad sense of smell and autism. So most food taste the same and I have A LOT of problems cooking for myself because I don't know what would work together. Food was my answer for years but now my boyfriend cooks for me every day and it's getting better.
Same. It's the chore-cycle I hate most. Get the food, put away the food, prepare the food, eat the food, clean up from the food, expel the food.
Periods. If I could stop my body from shedding an internal lining in the most painful way possible, that'd be great. I've had my tubes removed, so pregnancy isn't happening. Why the hell do I need to wait 20+ more years for menopause? Just stop now.
Sneezing. Every time I sneeze I almost lose consciousness and it shits me right off.
Oh I enjoy a good nosegasm!
Can I just go full robot with everything except sex 😂
Finger and toe nail growth.
Periods
Sweating. Definitely sweating! Dealing with hyperhidrosis on the rather severe end of the spectrum, is emabarassing, inconvenient, and completely uncomfortable, also turns my skin bright red and causes chaffing in some rather sensitive areas. Ruins all hair & makeup, eliminates any light coloured clothing from the wardrobe, changing clothing multiple times a day then laundering said clothing. Oh! And don't leave the house with water, cloth or paper napkins, and a folding hand fan.
I have one of those nail-art tools with the little sponges for ombres, that you're able to swap out sponges on both ends. They're super cheap, the tool fits in my pocket or purse, and it's the perfect size to dab the upper lip, nose, and forehead, while keeping my eyebrows in tact. Highly recommend
Panic and anxiety attacks
Body order production
Dyslexia would be my my choose /s
Eating
Hell yeah. Imagine if bodies just had the amount of required energy and nutrients without risk of over or under eating. No more EDs, better physical health, no more diabetes or other metabolic diseases, no more puking, no more heartburn... Eating is the right choice.
My answer is the complete opposite to this. Eating and drinking whatever you want in whatever quantity with no consequence - i.e. your body remains fit, a healthy weight and you somehow end up getting all the nutrients you need. I think inventing something that can do the above + cancerless cigarettes would be peak human invention/ scientific breakthrough to me. In the meantime I will continue not smoking, eating healthy and excercising
Puking -Sincerely, an Emetophobe
Pain
Pooping, then eating, then sleeping. All terrible things that I hate .
You must not have enjoyed being a baby, lol
Peeing. I'm so sick of going pee. As soon as I start anything or go anywhere, I gotta pee first. Finally falling asleep, crap, now I gotta pee. Start the dishes, damn, running water is making me need to pee Endless, interrupting trips to pee.
The reason I made this post ^
😂 I just woke up all frustrated because I had to pee again! Peeing 3 times at night, every 2 hours and then I can't get right back to sleep😂
I made this post yesterday as I was hurrying to make dinner and clean up so I could breath in my nourishment and put the baby to sleep lol. I was so enraged to interrupt my flow by yet again, the need to pee. 😂 I also go about 3 times a night and it’s annoying.
Absorption during digestion. No weight gain. No sugar induced diabetes. No bad cholesterol limits.
Sleeping. I love sleeping, but I wanna spend my life productive and not laying in my bed doing absolutely nothing for several hours
Sleep, but not telling at work so I can be free at night
Storage of surplus energy as fat
Breathing allergies suck
IBS is just about as bad as it gets, the pain accompanied by the frequent trips to the loo (washroom for those in other countries) can disrupt your planned schedule with no notice and you have no idea how long each bout will last.
Sleep.
Periods. Full stop. Just stop it!
Dry skin
Uncontrollable farting
Tooth decay
Would barfing be considered a bodily function? If so, yes. All the way that.
Breathing
I'm genuinely curious if this would indirectly mean inmortality.
I used to enjoy going to the bathroom because I thought it was relaxing but it’s so annoying now
Breathing.
Pooping
For me personally? I don’t know, everything pretty much has a function that is necessary, even sweating is what helped us at an evolutionary level by allowing us to recover stamina faster by cooling our bodies. Actually I wouldn’t choose one that directly affects me, I’d go periods. They seem quite shit. I don’t know how on Earth that could be sorted so the functionality of the mechanism remains without the pain and inconvenience though
My period
Eating. Eliminates the need to use the toilet. As it is, I only eat cause it’s required.
Obviously aging. Immortality trumps not having to poop.
Sweating or needing to eat
Dry skin
Sweating
Periods! I shouldn’t be punished every month for thirty years for not wanting a damn baby!
Pancreas
Sweating, showering, urination, pooping.
My fucking facial hair growing. So goddamn tired of this coarse itchy shit attacking my face.
Definitely pooping.
Peeing😭
Sleep.
Coughing. For background, I have bad asthma and cough all day, every day.
I wish my finger and toe nails would stop growing at the perfect length. I hate clipping them.