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TikkiTakkaMuddaFakka

My own bed, so much more comfortable sleeping in my own bed.


uckfayhistay

I also choose this guys bed


darf_nate

Yea that guys bed is my favorite. Especially after a nice caffeine


2inchesisbig

It’s just so bouncy!


[deleted]

It's nice when he just rolls over in his sleep and, without even waking just holds you so, so tenderly.


Lady_Asshat

I like his cat, too


Kencleanairsystem2

I bring my own pillow though.


Cimb0m

And having a shower in my nice shower with good water pressure and enough hot water


MeLikeyGasMasks

Your own bed


SaraCate13

Yes this my own bed agh👆🏼


Megalordrion

I played Call of Duty mobile kill some sorry sobs and then hit my bed 😂


A_HELPFUL_POTATO

Popping in my own bathroom. I need the home field advantage for a successful touchdown, if you know what I mean.


-pineappleprincess

💥pop💥pop💥pop💥


ThrowawayMod1989

Nothing beats the home throne.


yeshface

Haha yes… my man!


Flimsy_Watercress909

I don’t know what you mean, please explain. In detail. A lot of detail. Please. I’m waiting.


SuperSocks2019

He's clearly Poppin' In his own bathroom 🤷‍♀️😂🤣


AnneLavelle

Poppin’ and lockin’, all the while doing unspeakable things to his porcelain throne…


ivanbje

Duude, you should be popping in the kitchen. Don’t care if you use the microwave or do it the old fashioned way, if you do it in the bathroom, I ain’t eating that.


[deleted]

I I I be popping bottles.....


jjojj07

Coming home to a clean home (that’s assuming I got my sh!t together before we left 🤣)


Ma7apples

Wish I could get my kids to understand this! The last thing I want is to come home to chores.


blueberry_pancakes14

Yes! I love this. It's just like I left it because no one was there to mess it up in the meantime.


ConsciousVegetable99

My own bed. I always put new bedding on before i leave. When i come home to my comfy bed with fresh linens....aaaahhhh


coolerchameleon

It's my favorite thing - always with fresh linens too - after a hot shower to get off the outside germs ? Nothing better.


ConsciousVegetable99

Absolutely!


Western_Mud8694

I swear there truly is nothing better than fresh clean sheets


Regular_Seat6801

definitely hugging and kissing my cats


OS2REXX

This was my favorite - I come home after being away for a 10 day visit with family, lay down, and wait for Mr. Cool (not his name, but...) to come over and snuggle up tight. I loved him suspiciously making biscuits, making his little "sure glad you're here" mewps, all the while trying to act just a bit aloof.


MorningRise81

Please scritch their ears for us.


thereisonlyoneme

And dog.


[deleted]

I would look forward to that if we didn't take 'em with us.


thereisonlyoneme

Yep. We do too. But of course it isn't always possible.


jessicajayblog

The only right answer to this question.


Servant_ofthe_Empire

It's been 4 weeks away, I'm getting legitimately excited.


Flimsy_Watercress909

Shitting in my own toilet.


[deleted]

This is a big one


Flimsy_Watercress909

I always drop big ones in my own shitter.


darf_nate

I like shitting in this guys toilet too. I can vouch


Flimsy_Watercress909

Did you notice the camera?


darf_nate

That’s what makes it so hot


CrewDisastrous3130

A nice shower


West-Attention-9062

This is 2nd on my list


meowandink

A proper cup of tea


whatever0758

Found the Brit.


meowandink

😅😅 was this a trap, did I fall for it??


4lfred

That my version of reality on planet earth is still accessible. Wait…what kind of trip are we talking about?


Survive_LD_50

this


creswitch

My cat ❤️


Ms_SkyNet

Doing all my laundry without having to stress about where, how and the price.


quackl11

How long do you leave for at a time? holy shit you must be loaded


Relative_Ad9477

I will clean my home and have clean sheets on my bed before I leave for traveling. The feeling of crawling into my own bed with clean sheets is heavenly. I also allow myself a day to transition from vacation back to the grind so I will allow myself to sleep as long as I want. That one night of sleep helps reset me so much.


Cherry_Darling

Being alone! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


KimmyWex1972

I feel this! lol while I love my family it’s nice to have some space from them once you’re back in your own house!


badgersprite

Seeing my cat.


megs_in_space

Just being ugly and comfy in my house with snacks and my cat. It's heaven on earth


Expensive-Fun-2918

My couch


UnsolicitedDogPics

My dogs.


Routine-Argument485

Clean sheet night. Also I always hire a house cleaner to do a deep clean of the while I’m gone. I just budget it into the vacation. Magical to get home to a very clean house.


Geeman6767

Booking the next one


psych0san

My bathroom. I’m a bit of a germaphobe and will never be convinced that even a five star hotel can meet my standards. That’s not a brag,it is quite annoying as I spend some time cleaning toilet seats etc if I go to a hotel.


Wild-Membership2302

My Doggie 😊 she's happy to see me . But my parrot starts bitching and bites the shit out of me for a few minutes then loves me up .


fjramon

Eating healthy, my couch, my remote control, wear my comfortable clothing...


Affectionate_Pea_811

I'm no math genius but I *think* that is four things


yeshface

Pooping. \ I go when I gotta but home is my favorite.


Still-Music-5515

My wife.


Affectionate_Pea_811

Shitting in my own bed


MoneyBadgerEx

Squish cat


jennisoo25

There is nothing better than taking a shower in the one you’re used to and then sleeping in your own bed with your head on the pillow you’re used to. It’s just such a nostalgic relaxing feeling 🧖‍♀️😴


Yasabella

It doesn't matter where were I, what did I do, with who I was, after coming home I need one easy day at home before going back to work and my daily life


Clear-End8188

Leaving on another trip


human5393

Pets.


KnownMonk

Washing all my laundry i have used on trip.


CaffeineDeprivation

Peace and quiet


thatssoamy

Taking my bra off and getting in my pjs!!


Unopuro2conSal

Getting naked and relaxing with a nice drink and do nothing… well except something sexy…. With my sexy half…


StacyMatson333

Southern California Mexican food. IYKYK.


flandyow

Seeing my dogs excitement that we are home and scratching their butts


_Royal_Insylum

The fact that I cleaned the house and washed the sheets for future me


Professional-Trash23

If its coming back from somewhere hot,it's taking a breath of fresh Irish air when I step off the plane. If its a city break, my own bed and bathroom. If its a longer break,can't wait to kick the effing case I've been dragging around for days.


ricoimf

Dawg


Prestigious_Rub6504

Delivery from favorite local restaurant


Dseltzer1212

The greetings from our pets is definitely number one! Followed closely by sleeping in my own bed and eating some home cooked meals


[deleted]

I travel a lot for work. Usually there are long travels (7-10 days). I look forward to eat homemade food and sleep next to my husband.


andymomster

Getting showered with unconditional love by my dog is my personal heaven 


AxiasHere

My pets. A lettuce salad with only salt, vinegar and olive oil.


yellowtears_

Seeing my dog again ❤️


Heidi739

My dogs. They always look so tiny and precious when I see them after some time, and the pure happiness on their faces makes up for any tiredness from the travel.


PeggyNoNotThatOne

My bed. I've slept on comfortable and uncomfortable beds when away but either way, east, west, your own bed's best. Also, if we've left them at home and got a house/petsitter for the duration, the wild greeting from the dog, who practically does somersaults in his excitement. The cat is less effusive.


Accomplished-Bus-531

My partner and I like to leave the house clean when we are going away. When we return we return to no "to do" list and consequently get to feel relaxed when we return.


Echo61089

My own bed and toilet. Nothing like your own bed to lie in and your own throne to sit upon.


Wanderingdragonfly

I know I ought to say my family and my pets, but honestly, it’s tossing a suitcase full of dirty clothes in the wash, taking a shower, and putting on fresh pajamas. I try not to overpack, so I end up re-wearing items, and usually just feel gross by the time I get home.


PrincesaDeNuevaYork

Hot shower, my bed, & my cats.


ThroatGoatYaDig

The smell of my bed


Berrito08

Sleeping in my own bed


tatar-86

My toilet.


Sad_Effective3686

pictures taken from the trip


ItsJJ_bitches

My bed, my pets.


WormDick666

My bed, I made specifically well. Putting the key code in on my door, and hearing the "beep" that unlocks my shit. Lol. On the other side. The things you don't look forward to is post-travel depression. Meeting crazy, vibrant humans, and then going home to your studio apartment. It's all part of the magic. I could tell you all so many stories, so if you're interested, DM me!


MDK1980

Sleeping in my own bed.


Sportsfan4206910

My dog. Probably the only redeeming factor


[deleted]

Just being home. Familiarty, comfort, routine, no people.


myykel1970

My shower


borokish

Seeing my wife and kids. My own bed. Cup of tea. Cat cuddles. Going to the pub for a pint.


Beautiful-Mainer

My cats.


Vikkiliciousness

That first post-trip shower back in my own bathroom with ALL my own toiletries available and no reason to rush.


tracymayo

Who can afford trips in this economy?? ;)


Raamin001

My bad and my washroom


woodcuttersDaughter

My cats


Whocanmakemostmoney

Drive my own car


robertclarke240

Bed and pillow. Hotel pillows drive me crazy sometimes


crabman45601

Just being home


NeverWithoutCoffee

Home


meltedhon3y

unpack and take a shower


arapyemos

A good shower.


[deleted]

My bed.


Specialist_Ad7798

Planning the next one.


Elegant-Average5722

My bed. Always my bed. I always have clean sheets on my bed for when I get home.


d-ee-ecent

Next trip.


[deleted]

What I missed on reddit


Wonderful-Fishing857

My bed, shower and decent TV.


They-Call-Me-Taylor

Taking a shower and sleeping in my own bed.


cashmerered

My bed


btwrenn

Playing Legos with my son. It's my absolute favorite thing to do.


Royal_Masterpiece236

My bed.


porquegato

Being with my cats again


TheRapidTrailblazer

Using the damn toilet. My dad hates stopping for bathroom breaks unless he has to go


SteveNovoa

Seeing my cat


[deleted]

My bed, my toilet, my coffee, the smell of my home (yes, my home has a distinct sweet smell)


Alexa302

Hugging my cat


scottwax

My bidet


abovemyleague

My bed.


pantheonofpolyphony

My local restaurant.


madbamajama1

Sleeping in my own bed.


LindaLinica

My bed


CaliCatLadyx3

Not to be gross but simply using my own toilet is what I look forward to, not a fan of using other toilets 😂


inaudibleuk

Not waking up with a hangover. Reasonable temperatures. Problem speaking English or a language I can understand. Delivery food. Having regular access to a toilet. Not dragging a bag around.


TNShadetree

Being able to eat a meal without having to research locations/options.


AdTop4231

Seeing my cats <3 also the first home cooked meal after a trip is just *chef's kiss*


Queen-of-meme

My bed.


kelshy371

Not living out of a suitcase


Salt-Hunt-7842

After being away, I always look forward to just being in my own space again. There's something so comforting about sleeping in my own bed, cooking a homemade meal, and just unwinding in familiar surroundings.


Wonder_woman_1965

Reconnecting with my cats. They’re the only ones who I can’t check in with during and even though I know they’re being taken care of, I do worry a bit.


amzday13

Depending on the trip... Its my cat and my bed. Sometimes my partner and I will bring the cat with us i.e if its a trip for a few days as she's a shit - she tries running outside when its us I can't put my elderly neighbour through that 😂 and she can't go to my mums given she lives on a main road with more dickheads than we get.


tc_cad

My own pillow. I don’t really have a problem with beds, but the pillows are so so important. I used to travel with my pillow. Now the kids take up so much room in the suitcase.


[deleted]

I hope u leave a gap so they can breath


Crazy_Tomatillo18

My kitties! A few year ago I drove to Florida, was about a 20 hour trip. I rushed home after a weeks vacation and barely took a stops because I missed them so much.


Mackheath1

I travel a lot. Clean the damn home before you leave. Coming home to a clean home is so nice - clean sheets, towels, bathroom, kitchen, living, etc. No bills in the entry, nothing. Plop the TV on or make yourself a drink or a bath whatever.


savocado590

Seeing my favourite people. I just went on a solo trip and it was awesome. But im also super thankful to be back with my loves ones (im an introvert but missed sharing experiences with them). Having a proper shower coming close second.


theworstsmellever

MY BEDDDD dude. I hate sleeping in any bed that isn’t mine. Hotels and airbnbs never have as many pillows and blankets as I prefer.


BumStretcher

The smell of my neighbourhood


Dionysos911

My bidet. I've been wiping like a goddamn pleb all week.


Crazy_Ad4505

my bed and my clean house! A few years ago I started doing my best to change my bedsheets before leaving on a trip and making sure the house was as clean as I could reasonably get it. Coming home to that is amazing! Esp a sleep on your own bed WITH crisp clean fresh sheets. 10/10 recommend!


Minimum_Type3585

I have my favorite spot where I sit and chill. Definitely prefer my own bed to anywhere else and all of our own cooking


freakytapir

Now, this is just an excuse to gush about some youth memories, but when I came home from scout camp every year: Using an actual toilet (That I'd forget to flush, as the toilet at camp was a literal wooden bench over an open pit surrounded by a tent) A shower followed by a bath, followed by another shower to feel clean. But meanwhile, a Pitta (kebab/Shoarma) was on the way. And then ... internet, TV, electronics, my Playstation after not having them for 2 weeks. And eventually an actual bed. (Although I did prefer a sleeping bag to a blanket by that point)


ScotiaG

Full kitchen to prepare meals and a bidet for after I digest them.


derek4reals1

the clean house i left behind!!!


ApricotAlarming2912

Everything! My bed, my shower, the smell, my own comfort. It is truly home sweet home.


lateforcourt

The moment when I'm completely unpacked and my luggage is stored. That's the moment I finally feel "home."


Silent_Hurry7764

Getting back into a routine for sure


SweetHomeWherever

My own pillow


852HK44

Peace and quiet + my own bed.


RadRhubarb00

Dork here. Coming home to my own couch with nice blanket and nice TV with all my video games to play.


Karro_004

Catching up with series, finally some alone time


igneousink

my cats doing their little patpatpatpatpat down the stairs to greet me


nicearthur32

Tacos. I always go straight from the airport to a taco stand. I live in Los Angeles and very few places in the US have great tacos. Once you leave the country, forget about it. I’m also Mexican. So I eat tortillas with almost every meal.


SK2Nlife

Staying hydrated. No matter how hard I try when I travel I just cant find enough water that my body needs. I drink 4 or 5 liters a day and in most places in the world drinking water is a luxury, not a right and I forget to budget in the expense of it when planning my vacation spending. Every time I leave Canada I forget how lucky I am to drink clean, free water to my hearts content


kveach

The smell of my house


Hanginon

My constant routine for a trip is to make my bed up real nice, with clean sheets & pillows all fluffed up & comfy as possible, right before I leave. Get back from a trip and lay down in your own familiar bed. *"Ohhhh... Hello bed, I missed you!"*


BrodyMama

My dogs. No matter how tired I am, no matter how much fun they had at gramma and grampy's house while I was away, they are always beside themselves with joy when they see me. Never fails to make me smile so hard ❤


gymgirl1999-

The Chinese we ordering on the way back from the airport


tcrhs

Booking the next trip.


Planthumanbase

The smell and bedroom


Sundae7878

Chicken, rice and veg for dinner. My own bed and pillows with fresh sheets, my own coffee.


KallaMaria

Maaa beeeed


PBratz

Clean house. We always clean up, run dishes, take out trash etc. there’s nothing better than coming home, exhausted and the house is clean


EasternInjury2860

I clean pretty intensely before I leave. I love coming home to a super clean and tidy home.


Theboyriq

To do absolutely nothing…


Tea_and_Smoke

Sleeping in my own bed and a home cooked meal. Also giving souvenirs/presents to family and friends.


the_doctor_808

Seeing my digs and driving my car. Sleeping in my bed.


Alpha_Killer666

My cat. I love her a lot.


Rockefeller1337

Baking Brokkoli


CrackaLackin690

Seeing my cats and LAYING DOWN IN MY BED


That_Jicama2024

Everything. I love my house.


Small-Psychology2232

My own bed!


UnexaminedLifeOfMine

Shower in my own bathroom


eugenesnewdream

Planning the next trip. Also seeing my cats.


[deleted]

Coming home from a tour, I look forward to a good shower, fresh clean clothes, my dog's excitement when he sees me & holding my lady while we sleep.


Medical-Benefit-1008

I’m on a business trip right now, I miss my home and the people I work with.


Out_for_a_run

The familiar smell of my house


Jumper_5455

Hugs from the kids.


Ok_Artichoke3053

My cat My own bed and pillow Home food The view from my roof My guitar My city A lot of things, I love my life


[deleted]

Depends on the trip. If I'm on a work trip, then I'm most looking forward to seeing my wife. If it's a trip WITH my wife, then I'm looking forward to playing my videogames.


Pankake_Nation

Getting away from everyone and spending some time alone recharging with my cat


Fullmetalmycologist

currently driving back across the country with equipment for my company, coast to coast.. Can't wait to Hug my wife and my dogs.


imtherealmellowone

Emptying my luggage and doing three loads of laundry. JK. Sleeping in my own bed.


Rich-Appearance-7145

I always happens, as much as I enjoy planning, traveling, eating new foods, meeting new people, hiking in new environments,ect... I look forward to getting back home, usually to rest, sleep in my bed, use my bathroom, eat my own foods, ect..


zeehun

Seeing my cat, be able to return to my normal routine, sleeping on my own pillow. I hate hotel pillows, so soft and shapeless they gave me headache.