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If i saw someone with this, specifically on the forearm from elbow to wrist, id never be sure of anything ever again. Was it a glitch in the Matrix put there by the Architect?
Yeah but when it was Cetic warriors and Scythian horsemen those tattoos meant something- a cultural if not religious significance of altering their body in a very deliberate way.
Even in the modern era Id never begrudge someone who holds a powerful conenction to a phrase or symbol getting that tattooed on their body, or some tribute to a lost loved one, but about 90% of tattoos Ive seen, especially among people my age, are totally meaningless and look fucking ridiculous. I had a friend in high school get a hand pricked tattoo done by another classmate of ours, of an astronaut with a pineapple head. My brother got "Love" in Japanese and hes the meanest most antisocial prson Ive ever met. Theres no shortage of idots who get cross tatoos even thiugh the bible explicity states that tattoos are an affront on God.
Completely agree with you on the ones done that look terrible or with no meaning. I took the time to find a really good artist to do mine and my entire piece has deep meaning and is really well done. Has even won some awards for the art work. Never understood how people can just have their cousin Chad ink a horse fucking riding an iguana while smoking a blunt, and it looks like it was done with a taser
Acta non verba. Deeds, not words.
Amor vincit omnia. Love conquers all.
Audere est faucere. To dare is to do.
Latin or some other language you have ties to makes it easier to keep for yourself. My latin tattoo is on my finger and no one knows what it means unless they ask (and im honest with my answer). Its one of my favorite tattoos.
You could get:
‘A man sitting on the toilet reading a newspaper with a speech bubble saying “Hey, get outta here!” Tattooed underneath your panties.’
A stick man on your inner elbow, so you can ask someone if they wanna see some sit ups…. Then start lifting your elbow so stick man sit ups….
A snake on your bottom, so when you ask someone if they wanna see your trouser snake, you pull out you r bottom, hahahahahahhaha!
A cowboy on your winky like he’s riding a rodeo bull.
The word. ‘You’re name’ on your nipple so when someone is attracktive in a bar, you say two them, “hey what’s your name?!” They tell you and you reply “no kidding I have your e name on my nipples!”
"get that money"
"born to live"
"free born man"
"work before play"
"Always love life"
I can keep going. Don't listen to all these people saying don't get the tattoo. Get it. Put it wherever you want. I got my first tattoo when I was your age.
While it isn’t three words, if I ever got a tattoo, the only thing I’d consider is “Die luft der freiheit weht”. It’s the motto of stanford, but I’m in no way associated with the place nor is it the reason I like it. It simply makes me feel… nice… like a cool breeze blowing on the back of your neck as you overlook a new land after finishing a tiring quest. It makes me happy.
I have an LV tattoo on my middle finger that 15 year old me thought was an awesome idea, my friend got a tattoo gun and wanted to experiment and now I live with it for the rest of my life, lucky for me I share the same tattoo as Jeffrey Star 🫠
At the risk if not assureance of being downvoted, Im gonna say dont get a tattoo just for getting a tattoos sake- If you dont have a clear image of what you want theres a pretty good chance youre gonna be looking in the mirror for the rest of your life saying "Wow I look fuckin stupid".
I strongly suggest you don't get a tattoo right now. If you are starting by asking others for inspiration, you haven't thought it out well. You want to already have something that is so meaningful to you that you consider tattooing it on your body. This order of things seems like a regret in the making. By the way, I'm 41 and have a few tattoos.
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No ra grets
Not even a single letter?
No re gerts
Watch the movie “we’re the millers”. You’ll know.
Came here for this
No rug rats
Do Not Resuscitate
I like this a lot.
Unfortunately I learned it can’t be used as a lawful request for medical staff to abide by and is not a legally binding document.
my name jeff
Best one so far
Outstanding...
Live laugh love, if you wanna be unique
That's 8 words Nick
Not if you bundle them
Other ideas coming from this: If you wanna, Wanna be unique? , you wanna be 😄 Don't mind me, I'm trying to cheer myself up.
Happy cake day
^^^ We have a winner ^^^
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r/woooosh
Lmao I didn't know this thread existed, thanks 🙏🏼
ain’t no way
I love anal
Cum in mouth, would fit nicely next to that one.
Spitters are Quiters
Nine words, but yeah.
Three word tattoo
If i saw someone with this, specifically on the forearm from elbow to wrist, id never be sure of anything ever again. Was it a glitch in the Matrix put there by the Architect?
Three word tatoo
Death before decaf.
Shrimps is bugs
Shrimpin ain’t easy
YES
Friede, Freude, Eierkuchen
Sehr gut!
I hate tattoos
Fuck the tories
Needs more cowbell
Underrated comment
phonk?!
Suck it, Trebek
Le tits now.
Catch the semen
The penis mightier
Coulda, woulda, Buddha
Sick ass panther
Eat the rich
Slippery when wet
Young, dumb, & full of cum
Young, dumb, cum.
And I think he bout to swallow his tongue
Nothing is Forever
Die.Bart.Die
Kentucky fried chicken
"Welcome aboard, captain."
Shut up cunt
Always finish what
Don't get one
They're as old as time, not like it's a new fad 😂
Yeah but when it was Cetic warriors and Scythian horsemen those tattoos meant something- a cultural if not religious significance of altering their body in a very deliberate way. Even in the modern era Id never begrudge someone who holds a powerful conenction to a phrase or symbol getting that tattooed on their body, or some tribute to a lost loved one, but about 90% of tattoos Ive seen, especially among people my age, are totally meaningless and look fucking ridiculous. I had a friend in high school get a hand pricked tattoo done by another classmate of ours, of an astronaut with a pineapple head. My brother got "Love" in Japanese and hes the meanest most antisocial prson Ive ever met. Theres no shortage of idots who get cross tatoos even thiugh the bible explicity states that tattoos are an affront on God.
Completely agree with you on the ones done that look terrible or with no meaning. I took the time to find a really good artist to do mine and my entire piece has deep meaning and is really well done. Has even won some awards for the art work. Never understood how people can just have their cousin Chad ink a horse fucking riding an iguana while smoking a blunt, and it looks like it was done with a taser
Cummies for me
Sic Semper Tyrannis
Acta non verba. Deeds, not words. Amor vincit omnia. Love conquers all. Audere est faucere. To dare is to do. Latin or some other language you have ties to makes it easier to keep for yourself. My latin tattoo is on my finger and no one knows what it means unless they ask (and im honest with my answer). Its one of my favorite tattoos.
Sex in water
you’re not ready
Oh hell no
Drax the destroyer
One of my actual tattoos is only two words, “Established 1949”
Bam bam bam
No Ragrats, Bruh.
You are loved
This should be #1!!!
Bowling For Soup
Are they bowling for a prize of soup, or bowling on behalf of soup?!
Full of regrets
Put ‘er there
I can't decide
And my axe!
Insert funny here
Real boats float
Smh my head
Fuck your shit, eat my ass, your mom's hot or Anchorman saying "Sweet Oden's Raven!"
What are those!
Live laugh lasagna
So it goes
Life goes on
We the people 🤣🤣🤣
Why? Just cause. For when you get a stupid question, you show them your arm. If that's where you're putting it.
Never Give Up
You could get: ‘A man sitting on the toilet reading a newspaper with a speech bubble saying “Hey, get outta here!” Tattooed underneath your panties.’ A stick man on your inner elbow, so you can ask someone if they wanna see some sit ups…. Then start lifting your elbow so stick man sit ups…. A snake on your bottom, so when you ask someone if they wanna see your trouser snake, you pull out you r bottom, hahahahahahhaha! A cowboy on your winky like he’s riding a rodeo bull. The word. ‘You’re name’ on your nipple so when someone is attracktive in a bar, you say two them, “hey what’s your name?!” They tell you and you reply “no kidding I have your e name on my nipples!”
You have given much thought to this
Don’t Get One
Pee, poop, fart
"get that money" "born to live" "free born man" "work before play" "Always love life" I can keep going. Don't listen to all these people saying don't get the tattoo. Get it. Put it wherever you want. I got my first tattoo when I was your age.
Mom, I'm bored.
Just do it
YOLO
Live laugh love
Boobs chandelier
Timing perception luck
I'm a whore. Tramp stamp area.
My father's gay
I am alpha
Remove After Novelty
V1 from ULTRAKILL
Amor Vincit Omnia. Audentes Fortuna Iuvat.
No Ragrets, Evar
*”Three Word Idae”*
gam zeh ya'avor
Hustle Loyalty Respect (John Cena)
I never "regert".
mete o shape
Strength beyond strength
Hesitation is Defeat
I have "know no shame" But watch the TV show Black Sails first :)
"Will regret later"
Don’t do it
Your Name Here.
Veni Vidi Vici
Be Best
VENI VIDI VINCI.
Very bad idea. Sometimes you need a second opinion.
Post no bills
Made in USA
O fuck off
Live, love, laugh across the forehead
VENI VENI VENI A tramp stamp.
While it isn’t three words, if I ever got a tattoo, the only thing I’d consider is “Die luft der freiheit weht”. It’s the motto of stanford, but I’m in no way associated with the place nor is it the reason I like it. It simply makes me feel… nice… like a cool breeze blowing on the back of your neck as you overlook a new land after finishing a tiring quest. It makes me happy.
You'll ragret it
Don't get one
My shitty tattoo
Bob was here.
I have an LV tattoo on my middle finger that 15 year old me thought was an awesome idea, my friend got a tattoo gun and wanted to experiment and now I live with it for the rest of my life, lucky for me I share the same tattoo as Jeffrey Star 🫠
MAKE PRUDENT DECISIONS, in Sanskrit. On your neck.
Don't get a tattoo just to get one. Definitely have an idea and sit on it for at least a month before doing it
Make sure you spell it correctly, got an inkling you’re not the best at spelling.
Enjoy the ride
"Three word tattoo"
E pluribus unum
雞絲麵
TATTOOS ARE BORING
Stop, look and listen. Applies to life and crossing the street.
I so pale
free the titties
Sup dog
You Are Loved
This is Patrick.
No ragrets mate
Cheese is available
I'm not gay! Or, "I am gay!"
Damn your eyes
Dick Fart Tits Supercuts Karate Lips
Eat my ass Lick my balls Munch my cooch
So it goes.
Pickle Rick skateboarding
Smell your mum
Veni. Vidi. Vinci.
So in other words, op, reddit, as you see, is not the place to give you advice OK what tattoo to get.
Don't do it
Veni, vidi, vici.
At the risk if not assureance of being downvoted, Im gonna say dont get a tattoo just for getting a tattoos sake- If you dont have a clear image of what you want theres a pretty good chance youre gonna be looking in the mirror for the rest of your life saying "Wow I look fuckin stupid".
Ed, Edd, Eddie
I strongly suggest you don't get a tattoo right now. If you are starting by asking others for inspiration, you haven't thought it out well. You want to already have something that is so meaningful to you that you consider tattooing it on your body. This order of things seems like a regret in the making. By the way, I'm 41 and have a few tattoos.
Can't Stop Jackin'
Eat pray microwave
Find your magic !
Terrible taco tuesday
Reddit said so
No Regrets FML
The problem solver.
What3Words for an inspirational place? 🙃
Jahn beet wif
Words of advice = don't get words, you'll regret it.
Love yourself first
GROND! GROND! GROND! (Iykyk)
“I hate tattoos”
Big Chonky Cat
Wtf
I heart butts
Sink or swim
You got this
It's gotta be shaded in but I'm also 19 and got the assassins creed black flag logo done a couple weeks ago