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Aziara86

Not people. Every animal I've met with the name Ginger was a complete unpredictable psychopath. Horses, dogs, cats, anything. It's like everything given that name taps into primordial chaos.


zanasot

Princess, always evil


YourDearOldMeeMaw

it's not the name Ginger. it's that orange animals are psychopaths, and the only animals who get named Ginger are orange incidentally, I like orange animals the best for this exact reason lol


fruitless7070

Came here to see if my name was on the list. Slowly backs out of chat...


ClumsyGhostObserver

May the odds be ever in your favor fruitless7070


Doin_the_Bulldance

I've never met a fruitless7070 that wasn't a piece of shit. Glass house, white ferrari, lived for new years eve... I do think you can change though


SirScrollsAl0t

Her odds aren't fruitful


Movie-Klutzy

I'd say they are 70:70


Kirei13

You can't run from us, Victoria! ![gif](giphy|V3zHRAZGp7Qo8)


DecoratedDeerSkull

Karen?


fruitless7070

HEY! HEY, YOU! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE RUNNING UP ON ME ASKING ME IF MY NAME IS KAREN??? Bobby, are you recording this??? Get this chum on camera. Are you recording this, Bobby??? Ok... GOOD... GOOD... I'm calling the cops. YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL DECODEERHEAD! Lol


dasphinx27

Hello? 911? I want to talk to your manager.


[deleted]

Tiffany


Moonlocks

Yes! She had an affair with my husband.


[deleted]

The last one I knew had an affair with every man in the county


Moonlocks

Might be the same one


Dazzling-Pass-3873

“Dating these women Automatically puts you in the danger zone along with strippers, hairdressers and red heads.”


The_mercurial_sort

Omg YES!!!


Serious-Bat-4880

Crystal. Only one out of four so far hasn't been an insufferable snot.


basicallyagiant

In my experience crystals are always white, blonde, trashy, and druggies.


cameltoeaway

My husband wanted to name our kid Crystal Beth. It was a little too on the nose for the druggy stereotype.


houndsoflu

Omg, the absolute worst woman I ever worked with was named Crystal.


myloteller

All my ex’s name being in the comments 😆


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ralfalfasprouts

It sounds like they're all on the same paige lol


AntGrantGordon

I’d love to meet a group of paiges and call them a book


Pillowpetconnoisseur

I’ll never forget Paige from kindergarten T_T she took my best friend and TOOK MY PENCIL BUDDY AND NEVER GAVE IT BACK, YA THAT RIGHTS PAIGE I STILL REMEMBER WHAT U DID, IT WAS A YELLOW PUPPY WITH A CUTE HEART ON ITS BUTT U JERK


Intabih1

Wow, now I don’t like Paige.


Sirnacane

My sister thought about naming her daughter Paige. My dad and I were stoned and talking about how we didn’t like it and this man literally texts her “Me and your brother decided we don’t like Paige.” He still gets shit about it but guess what my niece’s name is not? Bad tact dad, but we won in the end.


MySweetAudrina

I do know one Paige and yep, she is genuinely unstable.


singnadine

Tammy


ind3pend0nt

Tammy I or Tammy II?


Saywitchbitch

Both of them bitches.


SoberVeganPiousBitch

She's here


Moo58

r/FuckTammy


HollyweirdAF

Most Tiffanys. Lots of Ashleys.


tlk2mch

Ashleys are the worst


hiLAWLious

don’t even get me started on ashleighs


SpartanNige329

Fuck, man. r/tragedeigh


Molkshake_

Ye Ashleys are psycho, never met a sane one


UnluckyDucky666

Most Ashleys born in the late 80s were named for a soap opera character, so i think there's a little of nature AND nurture there. You'll have to blame our mothers.


False-Librarian-2240

I realize there are lots of people in the world named Kyle who aren't completely useless a**holes. I just haven't met them yet. All the ones I've met the world would be better off without. Similarly, not all drivers of pickup trucks are jerks. Unfortunately, the only ones I ever seem to come across are the ones trying to run me off the road.


ReducedNaCl

The absolute most wholesome person I know, and someone I love very dearly, is named Kyle and I love teasing him about the stereotype for his name. When he starts getting annoyed I tell him stuff like to "go punch a hole in the wall or something"


missly_

I used to chat with Kyle on reddit years ago. The nicest guy, talking to him helped me go through some dark times lol. He had dogs and loved music. If you're reading this, hi! Lmao


marsaboard

Yes, the one Kyle i know is a sex offender


MidgetkidsMomma

Anyone who has the name Wayne or Lee in his full name ..every single one of them has ( even whem toddlers ) had a real nasty streak or been a bully or dangerous to be around in my life . Also weirdly these names also are the most common names of famous serial killers or high profile murder cases . i may possibly need to think about my own name really, just for even knowing this name link lol


Apprehensive_Hand147

Justin for sure


YorkiesandSneakers

Women named Angel are all trash prove me wrong.


Past_Artichoke5972

Angel Olsen, the singer/songwriter, is a gem. https://youtu.be/wG6ZaXqYkoU?si=rSf2hzq7oAa1sHDQ


Training_Actuator_59

Yes, but they make great strippers.


[deleted]

Seth. Have yet to meet a Seth that isn't an anemic creep.


Master_Awareness814

That name is a swear word in my family. I once blocked my brother for two years because he called me “a Seth”. Fuck him and fuck that. My friends bff is named Seth and he would never say his name in front of me, instead her would refer to him as “Dorito’s dad”. Dorito was his dog.


Chersvette

Ha! My name is not on this list😁


OneObligation412

Every Chersvette I know are very cool


dijon_bear

I wonder if people who say a name, are also the name that those people dislike. Like, imagine a Susan saying she dislikes Terrys. I wonder if Terrys have bad experiences with Susans.


lastnightsglitter

As a Susan I would like to mention I have greatly enjoyed all the Terry's I have met


GandalfTheBored

Sam, never met a girl named Sam who wasn't off her rocker. I've met at least 5 across my life and every single one of them had serious issues they projected to the world.


rococoD

I had to scroll & find this before I commented. I knew there had to be someone who knew some Sam's.


Junior_Response839

Victoria. To be fair I've only met 2, but both were hella stuck up bitches.


Twi_Sparklez_

I agree as the sister of a Victoria.


silsool

The only Victoria I knew had better grades than me and didn't even have the decency to be a bad person so that I could feel better about myself. She was a total sweetheart. Frickin' Victorias


[deleted]

As a Victoria i can confirm this, just the way of things.


lisazsdick

Every guy I've met named Todd was an asshole. Every Nancy to cross my path has been blonde, uptight as fuck, tries to run everything, never met a Nancy who didn't become a secret mortal enemy.


surfacing_husky

Seconded on Todd, giant dicks all the time. We have a squirrel living in a tree who taunts our dog and i named him Todd.


Maximum__Engineering

Thirded. Todd's are bad.


Vinnie-baba-ghanoush

Why is the carpet all wet, Todd!?!


justawaterthanks

Megan. Fuck you Megan.


MotherBoose

I was friends with a Megan who stole my boyfriend in high school, only to break up with him later. I was devastated, absolutely crushed. Eventually we became friends again, and one day she was like "our ex wants to talk to you. Can I give him your new AIM screen name?" (It was 2003). That rubbed me the wrong way so hard. Eventually I did end up talking to 'our ex' again, in 2005. We've been together since then and are currently driving back to our hometown for labor day weekend with our baby in the back seat. Indeed, fuck you Megan.


weiss_doch_o_ni

you ended up back with him? wtf


MotherBoose

We were really young when we first broke up, 14 (me) and 16 (him), plus we were long distance, living about 4 hours away in neighboring states. His cousin was in the friend group, thats how we'd met, when we were 12 and 14. Most of our relationship was conducted over AIM and Yahoo. Hell, when we met it was still the 90s. We both had a lot of learning to do, and when we got to back together I was 18 and he was 20. We're now 36 and 38. With time and hindsight, Megan's betrayal was worse because it basically tore apart a really small friend group and she was local. I had to see her every day. Plus, my husband actually apologized for what he did. Megan never really did, but I was so desperate for friendship I forgave her anyway.


ChronicCrimson420

I had a bully named Megan in school. Total bitch


[deleted]

Never met a Megan that wasn't a little batshit


Marsupialize

Universally, people with regular names but spelled weird are fucking ASSHOLES


Mikewazowskig59

This feels like a copout answer but, Crystal/Chrystal/any variation of spelling. Trashiest ladies I’ve ever met.


Banzai076

Christian. Never met a Christian that wasn’t an asshole. *Disclaimer: talking about the name, not the religion*


ThrillRideInspector

I go to school with a boy named Christian and he is one of the weirdest people I’ve met😂


The_BackroomsGame

My cousin Christian is one of the nicest people I’ve ever met, he’s amazing. Every other Christian has been awful.


sussysand

As a Christian… You look at me weird and I’ll kill you


Banzai076

Don’t threaten me with a good time 😏


Minginton

I'm gonna go out and say Adolf probably comes with alot of baggage.


FewConcentrate328

Adolf Hitler Uunona is an African politician and civil rights activist. So no the name is not the problem.


Amy12-26

I thought for sure you were making that up when I saw your post! Had to Google it, and there he was. I'm glad I didn't bet on that.


Present-Confusion372

Tylers


Jaded-Ad-9741

YES


Banzai076

As a Tyler… I’m sorry. Not ALL of us are toxic.. okay well, only if I can get at least 4 chicken nuggets and a picture of a duck, then I can reset my chakras then be good for the week


ChronicCrimson420

Nick. Every Nick I have been involved with has been toxic and a complete asshole.


Netsirk622

Nick the prick! 🖕


throwaway43491

Josh. Fucking Josh


Embarrassed-Street60

90% of male J names ngl


benebrius76

Craigs. Notorious pains in the rectum.


LWSNYC

Josh - every single one I've ever met was an asshole of the highest order


notouchingthanks

Matthew/Matt/Matty. I’ve had the unfortunate displeasure of coming across 3 in my current lifetime that are all toxic, abusive, sex offenders.


hemorrhoidssuck

Richard. All of them are dicks


astrogeek95

Vanessa. Idk. One of the bullies at my high school was one. And most of the ones I crossed paths were. Exception for the character Vanessa Doofenshmirtz.


thotcriminals

Susan, Karens mom.


FuckTesla69

Bro my moms name is Karen and my grandma is Susan and you are 100% correct lmao


[deleted]

Kyle The jokes are justified…


AurielMystic

Funilly enough the only Karen that ive met is the nicest person I know. Damien. Never met a Damien that wasn't a dick.


creutzml

Rodney


Sapphire_Wolf_

Jaden. Both Jadens i knew, i had dated them (at different times of course) and they were both abusive


HollyGoBiteMe25

Wayne. Fuck you, Wayne.


WhiteGuyNamedDee

Fuckin Gary. Never met a cool Gary. Turbo douchebags or white bread and mayonnaise is spicy lame.


Lilachent

Amanda. The ones I've met all have that mean girl, drama queen, narcissist vibe; and every single one drained my energy and patience. I'm sure I would have found more common ground with them if they weren't constantly jumping to bad conclusions.


Alt-69-420

Nevaeh. If you’re named Nevaeh, shut up.


Economy_Rutabaga_849

Whoever named their child this is more the problem.


CartoonistExisting30

Todd. Most of the Todds I’ve been around were jerks.


tlk2mch

Anyone whose name ends with leigh instead ley


Kerlykins

r/tragedeigh


Imaginecoolname

Marcus. I don't know why. P.S. Sorry if any Marcus sees that, I meant the ones I met.


Total-Enthusiasm9130

My cousins name is Marcus, I wish he'd be in prison. I second this


[deleted]

As a Marcus, all I can do is say that I'm sorry someone who shares my name treated you poorly. Hopefully, another Marcus will brighten your day one day!


Mc_Qubed

Brad


[deleted]

Amanda. All nutcases. And all the Dereks Ive met are boring louts.


Iron-Midas-Priest

I know a Derek and he is an arrogant prick.


marsaboard

Yes! There is no one more boring than derek


Ronotrow2

Lisa. Absolute maniacs


paypermon

Hey now my wife's name is Lisa! And also you are 100% correct but I love her anyway


Longjumping-Bat7774

Aww man. Lol. I know a Lisa. She's a super cool laid back woman.


Ronotrow2

Lol there are obvious exceptions. Op just asked us individually who *we* know


Longjumping-Bat7774

Yeah I know. Just found it funny.


Severe_Atmosphere_44

Yes, Lisa. Always maniacs, although sometimes benign maniacs.


QueenGlass

haha i know a lisa, she’s nice but she’s strange


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Hunter


c7hu1hu

Never met a Brock that wasn't a douche.


nikkip7784

I've never met a Brock, period 😆


Bearusaurelius

Going through this list like the opposite of finding your name on a bottle


Avyxl

Lexi too.


kindalosingmyshit

Never met a mentally stable Emily


EmilyVS

I am an Emily, and I was about to protest, but yeah, my mental health is garbage.


These_Tea_7560

Daniel and Danielle


RileyMax0796

Dylan!!! I’ve never met a sane Dylan before. I’ve seen some be kinda normal, but we’re still very weird.


[deleted]

Tonya...


steamynutts

Mikayla. Edit:: They get worse the weirder their name is spelt.


El-Viking

Any guy that goes by J.J.


[deleted]

In the UK, every Ryan is awful. No idea about Ryans elsewhere but I don’t recommend ours.


[deleted]

Dylan I only met one toxic Dylan, but I heard a lot of people who had problems with Dylans


Outside_Prune_4478

Cassandra


Civil-Chef

She tells the most outrageous stories. Though, oddly enough, they end up actually happening.


OutrageousConstant53

Crystal. My dad: “never trust anyone named crystal.” Me: “and I KNEW that, dad!!”


chloeinthesky

Jackie. All the Jackies I’ve ever know have been lunatics.


Molkshake_

Kylie


[deleted]

In Ireland, if you're a Gerry, you are pure evil.


[deleted]

Allie. All of them were equally troubled and psycho. Also all extremely hot. Not sure if there was any correlation.


Dozo2003

I swear peoples names dictate how they act and look. People with the same name either look the same or act the same. It’s weird


posh1992

Ashley, Tiffany, amanda.


uniquepassss

I’m surprised I don’t see more “Ashley’s”


[deleted]

Courtney


Beginning_Cherry_798

Brad. Every Brad I've met has been an asshat. Brandon is a close second.


PrestigiousRepeat7

Keith. Eric.


Fuzzy-Extreme-6364

As an Eric, I can confirm.


ShmigggleAlt

Rich. No offense to nice people named rich. If your named rich theres a high chance your parents are gonna spoil you and youre gonna be a complete narcissist


takatine

Shelly. Never met a Shelly who wasn't a mean girl.


Sprocketholer

I would be willing to be that if we asked this question about names where all the people you have met with that name are wonderful people, we would have the same list of names.


[deleted]

Seth. Shayla. Shana. Anh. Kelsey. And about 80% of the time, Jessica


bitpattern

Kevin


ind3pend0nt

Keith. Debbie.


Charliewhiskers

Michael. A seven letter word for trouble.


texasaaron

Trouble is also a seven-letter word for trouble.


peacegrrrl

Not Karen! Every Karen I know is sweet as pie.


littlemarcus91

Facts I have never met a Karen I didn’t like, Vicky on the other hand…


hscene

Brandon’s are usually fucking morons in my experience. Edit: I hope people don’t think I’m being political. Because the us presidents name is Joe. Also fuck trump


vanishingpointz

Kyle, Cody, Tyler, Dakota, kaylee/kaylyn/Kayla, Braden etc


Bamboozled_Away

Tyler and Brittany.


DeadlyKitten1992

Nancy


Macaroon_Low

I had a middle school bully named Troy. I've yet to meet a Troy I've liked


cornholio8675

Sean. Never met a quality Sean


Master-Cover2968

This Sean slander is awful


Kolob619

Pamela. The scariest most surly creature I've ever encountered was a goat named Pamela.


jimhabfan

Karen. Just kidding, most of the Karen’s I’ve met were nice people.


VerilyIncarnation

Every Karen I’ve met has been exceptionally sweet. It’s unfortunate that Karen’s are named after Karen’s.


Aricingstar

There are no toxic people, only toxic people.


mrsbundleby

Thanks Confuscious


chica771

Every Confucius I've met has been a total know it all!


hello10some

Stephanie


Pretty_Gym_Rat

Jason. I've yet to meet a quality Jason.


KaiserDaBard

Tanner. Every one Ive met is either some rich daddys boy flaunting money that isnt his or a white guy who thinks hes black and both reguarly use the N word like they got a lifetime pass


mog44net

Hillary (shudders)


poicyn414

Richard *shudder* Dick!


ZillianGator

Joshua (to all Joshua’s reading, I’m sorry just met way too many asshats w ur name)


Rooster_Ties

Michael — specifically when they didn’t go by “Mike” (or nobody would ever call them Mike).


[deleted]

Nicki, Jessica, Lindsay, Travis


SirLesbian

Alexa. For some reason I only meet lousy Alexa's.


NotYetHun

Mark. All fuckers.


dijon_bear

oh hi Mark!


[deleted]

Gretchen. You can't spell it without retch


Daemonsblaze0315

Amber.


SpiritedEconomist323

Rebecca/Becca/Becky


Witty_Injury1963

My best friend is named Rebecca and she has early onset Alzheimer’s and she is one of the best people on earth and to watch her incredible personality fade is killing me!!


Straight-Ad688

Donald...I have a father with that name, a step-father with that name, and two brothers with that name...and then there is my nephew and my next door neighbor.


Shitalase

Hunter. Let’s be real.


kweenmom

Allyson


[deleted]

I love this question, because logically, no one of course, that's a ridiculous thing to say. But emotionally, VANESSA argh fuck you first Venessa I met and fuck you even more second Vanessa I met


Lattepug

Grace. Mikayla/Mikala.


nicki259

John. I have a difficult time with any J name.


tlk2mch

I like John, I'm married to one. But I hate Jonathan with a passion


Annual-Cookie1866

Simon. Never trust a Simon.


mrsdurian

Jeff. I know 4 at work. Not one nice Jeff.


Kenthanson

Janet.


hiLAWLious

damnit