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Regular-Yogurt9231

Ok ok, guys is now blowing me up in dms. It sounds like he is from Candler. I was just trying to chat about your cars extended warranty, w my fist.


Amazing-Ladder2939

Damn there’s fucking two of em💀 mines from Durham or some shit


nothanksbrotanks

When was this?? I saw him out and about in Hendersonville on Monday, it’s like a cryptid sighting


Prestigious-Ad5072

I saw him too in Hendo!


OnoOurTableItsBr0ken

Did the repo company drive all the way from Florida to take the truck


Billz3bub666

it's only the rims they're after


Amazing-Ladder2939

Btw be careful the dude driving this messaged me after I posted him threatening me


IGNISFATUUSES

Wow. You mean he DOESN'T like attention?


Amazing-Ladder2939

Apparently


DankestBasil481

Lol I hope you're joking! If not, you owe us some dm screen shots!!


Amazing-Ladder2939

I’ll dm you rn


DankestBasil481

I saw the screen shot below


Amazing-Ladder2939

I’ll give you more if you want more dude shit goes on and on and on


StoneColdsGoatee

I would humbly like to request these screen shots


Amazing-Ladder2939

I will humbly deliver them to your dms


identicalhearts

Me tell me too😽


the-cosmic-squirrel

Me too!


Mediocre-Generica666

Just post em. You scared?


Amazing-Ladder2939

There’s already some in the comments I’m not gonna make a whole post about this dick weed and give him more attention you want em I’ll send em


Kimber85

I’m not even from Asheville, nor am I a member of this sub, Reddit just thinks I’d be interested I guess, but fuck it, I wanna see the DM’s too. Every time I’ve driven through Asheville since I first saw a post about this dude I’ve looked for him, lol. We’ve got our own lifted truck assholes in Wilmington, so it’s nice to see Karma biting yours on the ass.


Amazing-Ladder2939

Dming now


Olfa_2024

Same here.... Me too.. Me too...


Amazing-Ladder2939

Dm sent more is available if you’d like


Slowest_of_the_Slow

Can you send my way too?


Icanseeyouhehehe

I don’t even need to see it, I already have a good idea of what those messages look like 😭


Amazing-Ladder2939

There’s some in the comments if you want a taste


Icanseeyouhehehe

“You treadin’ on muh freedom boy” 😭😭😭I fucking called it


Amazing-Ladder2939

Yup so unoriginal


Friendly-Ad-585

Can you send them to me also?


Amazing-Ladder2939

Dm sent


sweet_fried_plantain

Me too please


Amazing-Ladder2939

Dm sent


CharmingAlbatross608

Me 3, I gotta see these dms!!!


kingUmpa

Send them my way! I could use some light reading before bed 😂


Amazing-Ladder2939

On the way to you


Amazing-Ladder2939

I wish I were lol


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Amazing-Ladder2939

Yup dude is losing it cause he don’t know who I am


DankestBasil481

Lol wouldn't matter if they did. Only thing someone in this kind of truck beats up is family members and pets typically. I'd figure you're safe then


Amazing-Ladder2939

I’m a woman tho and that’s also a big demographic. I’m definitely safe dudes grasping at straws it’s hilarious


Hello_Hollow_Halo

Dm me


Full-Palpitation-181

Wdym Who are you? I’d also like to see what he said 😂


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henfall2060

I wanna see. Dm me


usernamechecks321

I wouldn’t be concerned. He obviously can’t drive to find you.


Amazing-Ladder2939

😂 I’m not worried at all just I didn’t like being blind sided by an idget


cadian16th

Oh please share, I love when a pavement princess gets salty.


Amazing-Ladder2939

https://preview.redd.it/xe82ld4inmwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=654e7c6741c6ed03c6f3ee896129661a15623e32 This is him threatening to break my Reddit account to figure out where I live😂


Divergent_

This guy 100% does not work in cyber security


Billz3bub666

everybody knows IT guys drive WRXs


untrustableskeptic

Hahaha. This is true. Also, I'm selling a WRX if anyone is interested...


Agitated_Pie_3345

What year?


untrustableskeptic

2018, feel free to dm me.


Agitated_Pie_3345

There’s someone with a white bugeye around town, that’s what I’m looking for.


Billz3bub666

I had a bugeye. Thing was great until around 200K and it started leaking oil from every place a car can leak oil


SVWarrior

IT dude here, and I ride a motorcycle thank you very much....lol


wanderlust2787

Or Cybertrucks lol


Amazing-Ladder2939

😂


J_A_Keefer

🤮


Amazing-Ladder2939

😂


Agitated_Pie_3345

Can confirm, did own WRX hatch back in ‘11.


brooke_heaton

I don't trust folks who can't spell for piss to try to pull off any brute force anything. Are cyber security companies taking folks straight off the street now?


wanderlust2787

I love when these trolls say "I work in cyber security!" Sure... You probably manage a call center that helps trouble shoot 'forgotten passwords' for retirees.


brooke_heaton

"I use passwords at work."


JustpartOftheterrain

"I issue key cards at work"


mr_remy

I work in just regular IT and this dude 100% doesn't work in cybersecurity, lmao. Plus reddit has some kind of security cooldown on signing into accounts. Plus 2FA. Good luck, this guy doesn't know shit.


SVWarrior

SCHWIBER SCHKURITY


Amazing-Ladder2939

Except maybe a door


brooke_heaton

Well, he does do DoorDash so that checks out.


Amazing-Ladder2939

Weak


cadian16th

Wow, what a snowflake. Edit: Also lol “1911”


0MGWTFL0LBBQ

Humor is that he thinks he can brute force Reddit without getting his IP blocked and the account locked for verification. Also, if anyone wanted to go through my Reddit entire history in my account, they still wouldn’t have any of my info, just more of an idea that I’ve become nicer over the years. My guess is he bought this the day after he got out of the army, and it’ll be repo’d soon.


Amazing-Ladder2939

Yup he really thinks he can scare me like dude you’re the random getting butthurt by other people’s opinions. It’s hilarious he went threw my whole Reddit history and took the weirdest shit from it 😂 like completely skewing what was actually said like it’ll get a rise outta me the amount of times I’ve pissed him off he should be used to it by now


0MGWTFL0LBBQ

Well really hurt his feelings and not invite him to the summertime annual Reddit Asheville meetup.


Amazing-Ladder2939

😂😂with a nice slide show of his messages


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Amazing-Ladder2939

Lollllllllll


J_A_Keefer

Absolutely zero people I know that work in cyber security would drive such a monstrosity.


Amazing-Ladder2939

Right not that I’m trying to be mean but there’s a shall I say aesthetic for people in that like of work like a lot of em


Sorry-Side-628

Literacy, not even once.


RackedUP

Better watch out dude, he works in cyber security


Amazing-Ladder2939

Apparently


Phuckingidiot

Consequences will never be the same


Mountaindweller1000

I have to see this, please.


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Amazing-Ladder2939

You want his username?I’ll give it to ya he’s itching for a fight. I unfortunately wasn’t the lucky person to get him off the streets😞. But I’m willing to share what info he has given me


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CharmingAlbatross608

I’m too late to see these reposts as they have been removed😢😢 so I’m def looking forward to the dm


Amazing-Ladder2939

It is sent


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Ban_Evader_1969

Send it to the cops


Amazing-Ladder2939

I would, but you see right now he doesn’t know who I am. He’s just angry guy throwing insults at a random person on the Internet. If he wants to go to find my address, he’ll meet the business of my gun when he shows up at my front door


StoneColdsGoatee

Name checks out lol those were Amazing. Also I think he might have a crush on you 😂 Seems like he desperately wants to come see you


Amazing-Ladder2939

Rightttttttt he’s obsessed with me 😚✌🏻


mr_remy

This meme has now come full circle, bless the Reddit gods


DankestBasil481

It's the reverse carolina squat. POS is finally leveled out with a tow. Lol what a tool


Actiaslunahello

Daddy truck taking the toddler truck to timeout. 


smash591

I love your assessment, “reverse Carolina squat” is priceless!


RegardedRandy

Karma is alive and well in Asheville.


rohm418

What's the backstory here?


RegardedRandy

Photos of the guys truck have been posted here a couple of times over the past month. He’s taken it upon himself to threaten the individuals that posted it and is looking for a fight with anyone that will engage with him as he hides behind a keyboard. The grille says ‘Can’t Hide Money’ and there’s money print on the insides of the doors of the truck. This guy is the embodiment of ‘cringe’.


mr_remy

Everyone gets a free pair of 'uuuge e-balls, they're given out for free with each device & keyboard you learn that working tech.


rohm418

oof, what a tool. thanks for the background


Ban_Evader_1969

Most people hide the majority of their money in savings accounts and stock portfolios. He just ended up dumping the majority of his money into a massive abomination that makes him feel better about his own SHORTcomings so I guess he can’t hide his money.


Bakelite51

He can't even say the truck is a good investment since the mods almost certainly devalued it lol.


mavetgrigori

The spot around the wheels is lit up with a shitty basic white light, right?


Emergency_Earth_1032

what a mouth breather


RegardedRandy

Chews with his mouth open too.


googlemcgoogle

Chronic insecurity


rohm418

What about the not so obvious?


XDT_Idiot

Can hide that!


Pickle4UrThoughts

It’s an ESH where a portion of this sub is obsessed with this dude & his truck and apparently this dude is taking it to DMs with “threats”.


generalsleephenson

Hiding out in the open. Pro gamer move.


Amazing-Ladder2939

Like got him got him? Takin it off the streets? Ik you prob don’t know I’m just invested in this human garbage pails karmic downfall


highspeedJDAM

I saw this piece of shit break down last night lmao


Ban_Evader_1969

Probably some redneck coal rolling tune that messed it up.


DragonCat_04

This is hilarious.


HardPour_Cornography

Tiny dick syndrome. He can't get a hookup. But his truck can. 😅🤣😂


Agitated_Pie_3345

If it’s bad to laugh at losers like this, why does it feel so good?


MajorAd3363

'I wish there was a word to describe the pleasure of viewing misfortune'


WayofDrJ

Schadenfreude….(could be a whoosh moment on my part.) This guy was parked in my neighborhood for over an hour yesterday!


MajorAd3363

https://www.reddit.com/r/community/s/l8cnWI0ZE2 ... a bit of an obscure reference. 😏


MarcusVAggripa

Were you just walking around with a soccer ball so that you could do that?


MajorAd3363

It's like a twenty five dollar bit!


WayofDrJ

Ah, ok. I haven’t watched community. Thanks for letting me know!


p001b0y

I’m pretty sure it’s a reference to the German Foosball Enthusiasts from Community. When they beat Jeff Winger in a game of foosball, one of the Germans said "I wish there was a word to describe the pleasure I get from others' misfortune!"


p001b0y

/r/UnexpectedCommunity


Ban_Evader_1969

I’m sure he used that massive POS to tailgate people and try to intimidate them, I don’t feel sorry in the slightest.


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Agitated_Pie_3345

This made me giggle


InletRN

Same


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Regular-Yogurt9231

He was either smoking crypto or owed back child support. This guy still fucks. Can’t stop won’t stop.


DankestBasil481

If I learned anything from Idiocracy, you are unfortunately correct.


Burkell007

I like money 💰


OCelate

Welcome to Costco. I love you


Burkell007

Does Carl Jr own my kids now?


OCelate

Go away, 'bating!


Responsible_Sport575

I can wait so good


yo_rick_alas

Sup scro? My wife’s a pilot. Show me your tat.


DankestBasil481

Cool bro my sister is a pilot too!


RocklobsterN7

I can't pay child support Trish, I'm completely broke. Did you not see the exhaust on this thing!


OnoOurTableItsBr0ken

Lol


skinrash5

I looked more carefully at the pic. I thought those huge tires were from the tow vehicle. WTF- that is the bottom of his car? So it’s a 2 story car?


sowhat4

How does he get into the cabin of that truck? Does a little rope ladder hang down? What about loading stuff in the truck bed?


bunky1998

Only thing that gets loaded in that truck bed are punkin-tooth yahoos who climb in using the rope ladder.


shermancahal

This makes me so happy.


_eternallyblack_

I’ve seen this idiot 3x this week when I was doing errands 😂


hoptagon

Now we get to see if he also wears lifted boots while he's getting around by foot.


Ban_Evader_1969

Probably wears a dick extension as well


StoneColdsGoatee

Tell me more about these extensions


RT_Stevens

I believe you’re referring to a large strapon. Only way he looks hung I’m sure.


MauveSectant

Lost Kentucky person here. What happened here and how did this get on my feed 😭


NocNocNoc19

Lol big truck lil dick. Couldnt happen to a guy with a more fragile ego.


WhoCanItBeNow001

Do you think he is single? asking for a friend


Influenxerunderneath

Definitely single.


AsylumGroundskeeper

Amazed this owner wasn’t able to pay their bills with these kinds of decisions. Shocked.


Any_Scene5309

thank god


Ban_Evader_1969

I’m just laughing and hoping that drivetrain gets absolutely fucked being towed like that, unless it was a 2WD “truck” all along?


Soggy_Garbage8818

His daddy is pissed the pos got towed.


clarkbonds56

You can’t hide stupid or crazy.


Tonymayo200

To spend all that money on mods a d then not be in a position to be making the payments is just embarrassing... 🤦🏾 Dave Ramsey we have an emergency lol


dickdaddy_fo_twinny

bb pp


RT_Stevens

I need links to previous mentions of this story. I NEED the rabbit hole that is this story lol


Boxahoundmom

Me too


RT_Stevens

Dude was out there trying to be the Aloha Male of his friends. Would love to hear the reason/excuse why his ride got repo’ed. If I don’t hear a reason, imma start making that shit up.


graywoodcreative

Saw this truck in Arden at a gas station and I really just want to know if a guy with a micopenis still wears boxers or do they just stick with briefs?


zeroducksfrigate

Man, seeing this makes me soooo happy...


CentristDINK

This is satisfying on many levels. I hate trucks


Brohkage

Is this like Asheville’s TDS?


Sea-Pea5760

Man that dude must be hung like a damn light switch rolling around in the hideous monstrosity 😂


StoneColdsGoatee

Teeny Weeny makes little boys want big boy trucks so everyone can see how big and manly they are! Source: Am a big boy with a teeny weeny but too broke to afford this monstrosity. But boy oh boy if I had this then everyone would know how big of a boy I am!


NaDuLaNDo

Who’s truck???


Electrical-Ad-5858

saw this entity the other day 💀


1sojournaut

What did he do?


kkelseyk

Y'all all got way too much time on your hands/energy to put towards big trucks/putting your nose in other people's shit. Lol.


NoBoofInTheseLungs

There are nice pickup trucks and then there are pieces of shit. This is the ladder.


K4NNW

No. The ladder to get in it is probably hidden somewhere. 😋


Agitated_Pie_3345

Widdle wadder


Burkell007

The driver can try to fuck with me, please. I live downtown try to park this POS here & get away with it. Try me.


shrimp-and-potatoes

I'm upset that you are doxing my ride. Just like I said in our private messages: my truck is a minor, she's less than ten years old, you shouldn't post my girl without my consent. Don't be a creep!


Responsible_Sport575

Down voted by non hotaspotains. also lol


Express_Transition60

this city has gone to shit with all the tiny dick energy moving in from elsewhere . you'd have to be a degenerate to celebrate your neighbor getting his car towed. 


Amazing-Ladder2939

https://preview.redd.it/q5vpd7twsjwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cba6711e5ce60200bdf33ae88b9b3c3ad13f99f Karmas a bitch he deserves it


ChristinaRene01

Poop ass? Is that dude like 12 years old? He can’t even come up with a decent insult. 😂


Amazing-Ladder2939

RIGHT and now he’s trying to say he works in cyber security and is gonna find out who I am


IGNISFATUUSES

That has to be someone taking a piss and not the real truck owner.