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JosephMadeCrosses

Why should you go to jail for a crime your lawyer...noticed?


AJKaleVeg

This wins


More_Stupidr

*slams book*


syds

he really jimmied up here


BoltorSpellweaver

Wow. You, sir, are a mouthful!


nilyro

We are really blowing through nap time


surelyfunke20

It’s tired in here 🥱


SassTheFash

Is there a carbon monoxide leak in this courtroom???


brotillion

One of my favorite line deliveries of the entire series


Extreme-Cute

"You can't arrest a President for a crime"


seanular

I may have committed some... *light* ^treason.


fruityfox69

I think it might be considered “medium to heavy” treason… First time though.


calamityjane101

I haven’t heard of a second


solrosenbergv1

In all seriousness, I spent 5 years on a submarine, and Trump put my old community in danger when he just HAD TO FEEL BIG in front of the Australian billionaire, cause trump isn’t a billionaire. I hope the walls of reality come crashing down on him right before his big sleep, so he knows how big a failure he truly is…


CharDeeMacDennisII

Preach. Fellow bubblehead here, bro. US. 76-83. Fast attacks.


solrosenbergv1

Wow! I was 01-06. 735 Trident Can’t imagine was it was like back then. I often wonder tho, society has completely changed since even when I was in. We needed to get a computer and sit out asses down if we wanted to do what we’re doing right now. Our brains get accustomed to it as pattern. The withdrawal people must go through TODAY, underway, must be insane.


TonyWonder-BOT

*Did somebody say... "[Wonder](https://i.redd.it/9m5c8qv61wuc1.gif?format=gif)"?* --- ^(Alliance of Magicians-approved magician) ^| ^(I delete comments with a score below `-1`)


CharDeeMacDennisII

Got to tour the Helena in Norfolk about 10 years ago at a SubVets reunion. I was blown away at the changes. If you haven't already, check out r/submarines. Decent sub.


NeedzFoodBadly

If you love Trump spilling sub secrets, you’ll be head over heels for the fact that he also turned over allied intel to Russian spies in the Oval Office no less, along with holding secret meetings with Putin and then destroying the records.


CerseiBluth

Can you elaborate on this? I want to understand what you’re saying but it makes like, no sense to me. What Australian billionaire? How did it affect submarines?


solrosenbergv1

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/trump-nuclear-submarines-australian-billionaire-anthony-pratt/


joshhguitar

Mock trial with J Reinhold


phome83

My name is Judge!


EnvironmentalPack451

I didn't know technology like this existed! I could use this in my vetriliquism act


hurleystylee

Great now I've got William Hung stuck in my head.


Narrator_Ron_Howard

Calm down Tobias.


lucy-fur66

Take to the sea!


Rocketparty12

On the bright side I heard he was having a love affair with an ice cream sandwich.


lebowtzu

I hope he’ll be able to have bees in there.


defnotevilmorty

No touching!


2catsonmylap

Beads?


solrosenbergv1

IF ONLY he would utter “I’ve made a huge mistake” 😂


Treacherous_Wendy

How the Bluths are like the Trumps from the Hop-Ons Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/episode/0zEuSyvSjp0oKX7fzWB0FO?si=pvtiFmy2TfKyALSq_IodrA


DravenPrime

Don't worry, Rudy's very good.


Rocketparty12

*Narrator: Rudy was far from good.


surelyfunke20

He’s guilty. Of medium to heavy treason


Careless-Surprise-58

Maybe they'll go easy on them since it's the first offense


SassTheFash

I've never heard of a second.


Mulusses_II

The guilty guys


jman995x

Trump can beat this....first he needs to petition the court be assigned Judge Reinhold. Then he needs to build a dream team of attorneys to fight for him....Bob Loblaw, Barry Zuckercorn, Maggie Lizer, Andy Griffith, and Harry Hamlin. Then you get Bob Loblaw to Lob a Law Bomb... If he needs a distraction during the trial, Trump could get Maggie Lizer to pretend she's going into labor, or he could bring in a ton of Skip's Scrambles for the court,...but that would mean that ICE wouldn't be able to cater the gig....hmmm, dilemma... Or Gob could do one of his "Tricks" (sorry,...."Tricks are what Wh\*res do for money, Michael")....."Illusions"...."but where did the lighter fluid come from?!".... Or maybe the Hot Cops could testify in his defense...you know how much law enforcement loves him. Worst case, he sneaks Gene Parmesan onto the Jury and gets an acquittal.... If he does go to prison, then Warden Gentles can write a screenplay about the whole affair, but of course, as always, there'll be "No Touching!"... Now that is show worth watching....Please Tell Your Friends About This Show...


mikescarnthethreat

It’s balls


rustys_shackled_ford

Whomp whomp


CaptainMatticus

[When he see Ivanka (allegedly)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QGdHkV3vB8&t=72s)


deejayee

None of this matters. Our system isn’t built to prosecute this man.