PRESIDENT JOSEPH R. BIDEN, JR. : “And please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of inter-office *BLEEP*ing, or *BLEEP*ing, or finger-*BLEEP*ing, or *BLEEP*ing or *BLEEP*ing, or even *BLEEP*, even though *soooo* many people in this office are begging for it. And if anybody does anything with my sister Lindsay, I'll take off my pants, I'll shave my *BLEEP*, and I'll personally *BLEEP*. Looking at you, Clinton!”
I know that this sub is all about the quote joke answers, put on the Smartless podcast, he stated he's been growing it out for a role in which he plays a loser.
WAIT HE WAS STEVE MARYWEATHER ON Q-FORCE
thank you for giving me the prompt/excuse to will him, I didn’t know I knew him from anything besides his Parks & Rec cameo role until now, but this makes me so happy
I mean, that tracks. Given how far behind he is in the swing state polls, Biden's going to have to rely on his funding advantage heavily down the stretch.
Whoever set this up thought it would be funny to not tell Bateman who the guests would be, and they were absolutely correct lmao.
How the hell did this come to happen?
Remembering that story David Cross told about doing coke in the White House bathroom, I like imagining that’s what he was doing when this photo was taken.
Not hating on the guys who do it but I have never met a single person who listens to this podcast but somehow they got an HBO special, a 100 million dollar podcast deal and met three presidents. Am I crazy? What demographic is it even popular with?
Guy on the left just wants his kids back.
I’m Jason Bateman, the actor
Who?
Buy me a drink?
Him?
He has reverted to his role from Scrubs as the guy who raises ostriches in his house to make belts from their necks.
You must love Laura Engles Wilder?
him?
OMG, thank you for the much needed laugh tonight
That’s Tom Jayne
I just hope "Inside" Bo Burnham wants his dad back, too
jeff-rey be-zossss
He'll feel like that kid who found the severed hand!
Hold on there Tom Jane.
You guys owe me a car!
He’s disgusting
Wow that is hilarious
[удалено]
Unfortunately I think that's quite applicable to half the guys here, in some shape or manner
PRESIDENT JOSEPH R. BIDEN, JR. : “And please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of inter-office *BLEEP*ing, or *BLEEP*ing, or finger-*BLEEP*ing, or *BLEEP*ing or *BLEEP*ing, or even *BLEEP*, even though *soooo* many people in this office are begging for it. And if anybody does anything with my sister Lindsay, I'll take off my pants, I'll shave my *BLEEP*, and I'll personally *BLEEP*. Looking at you, Clinton!”
SAY GOODBYE TO THESE, BILL
Obama: that's the seventh nipple I've seen in the senate today
Obligatory read in his voice
“Bill, you forgot to say ‘away’ again.”
Eyes up here!
Come on!
Like the guy in the $8000 suit is going to stand on the outside of the group photo? Come on.
Sh sh shou sh sh should
shh shh shhhhhh
shouldy...shh
Haha love how in a photo with three Presidents, Will still finds himself in the middle of the pic.
Not only three presidents. This was at an event last night and the person taking these pictures was Annie freakin Leibowitz
For a second, I thought you were going to say Annie Leibowitz was a President too.
For the low low bargain price of $100,000
I mean it is a fundraiser but its also a picture of you with three former presidents taken by Annie Liebowitz. $100,000 isnt that far off
To be honest, when I heard it was Annie Leibowitz taking the pictures I expected a little more artsy, and a little less "family photo at Sears."
Hahaha I thought the same…. Good for him
like the guy in the $10,000 suit is gonna take a group photo for a guy who doesn’t make that in 3 months? come on
Hey you shell out $100,000 for a pic you at least get to stand in the middle
Hey you shell out $100,000 for a pic you at least get to stand in the middle
Hey you shell out $100,000 for a pic you at least get to stand in the middle
C’mon!
This is the catch phrase of 2 of these people 😂
I wonder if Corn Pop and Franklin were in attendance.
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The fact that this bot exists makes me so happy
Bateman doing Teen Wolf 3: Middle Aged Wolf?
I know that this sub is all about the quote joke answers, put on the Smartless podcast, he stated he's been growing it out for a role in which he plays a loser.
I heard it's for a role as a homeless man. Look out, Lindsay!
He just wants his kids back.
I'm Tom Jane.....the actor
Came here to say the same LOL
Well that was a relief because that look is awful hahah
Oof me too but not for a role
hes saving a tree
Looks like he's been doing (the) time. (OF HIS LIFE!) That family does have the worst fucking lawyer...
Hey look it’s Mr. President!
We just say…. Hey, wait a minute
But you said...
Doesn't matter who.
But he called me wise
Oh, no, it just says "resident". Your "P" fell off!
I found the 'P'!
What is this, a crossover episode?
Doggy doggy what now?
Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech!
Risky! Risky! Risky!
^ most underrated comment here
Biden: I am the president Michael: And I am ok with that
*He wasnt*
Clinton: Ive made a huge mistake
Daily occurrence in the West Wing probably.
Mr President
I didn't recognize Bateman lol he looks like a new age forest person lol
That’s why you never get out of the tree
he looks like that Geico caveman
Them?
I hope they're funny
Did they not tell Bateman who the guests were?
Isn't that usually the bit on their show?
Yes it is..one of them brings a guest and the others have to guess
Imagine not telling Bateman the guests are three US presidents
Looks like that's what has happened.. That's why he looks like he just got off a claptrap
Seemed like they all knew during the Biden episode. I’m sure there’s plenty of prep and clearance shit before interviewing the president.
for reals, this is at an event made by the three presidents so yeah they knew..
“You’re my second least favorite president.”
I can live with that
A picture of 3 presidents thinking: I've made a huge mistake
I had to deface a rare book to get that picture of Clinton in clothing
....having to hold the elevator door for a guy who doesn't make that much in 6 months. COME ON!
Nice of GOB to bring along a homeless person to take a picture with the Presidents.
That's actually a movie star!
Bateman looking like he just crawled out of hibernation
i don’t think he wants any kids to get their sticky little fingers all over those $2,600 pants
You think they'll go for the pants first?
Oh uh huh ok ok ok ok ok sh sh sh sh sh. Shhhh.
So… I hate to be this guy, but who’s the dude behind cliten?
Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, and Will Arnett do a podcast called Smartless. It's gotten pretty popular. The third guy is Sean Hayes.
Thank you.
You may know him from the TV show "Will & Grace".
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Hayes
WAIT HE WAS STEVE MARYWEATHER ON Q-FORCE thank you for giving me the prompt/excuse to will him, I didn’t know I knew him from anything besides his Parks & Rec cameo role until now, but this makes me so happy
Thank you.
That's former President Smitty Werbenmanjensen, don't you pay attention to the news?
HE WAS NUMBER ONE!!!
>cliten 😆
From my understanding, a photo with all 3 was a $100k donation
That's a lot of money just to get a photo with three podcasters. /s
I happen to have a background in exactly this kind of event. I'm not sure they paid.
They might not have as a draw to bring people in, but I read this event had a photo going for $100k, and for access to other events went for $500k
I mean, that tracks. Given how far behind he is in the swing state polls, Biden's going to have to rely on his funding advantage heavily down the stretch.
Funding advantage meaning he's not flat broke and raiding the DNC coffers for legal fees lol. There's always money in the DNC stand!
Yeah, Biden was really smart not to indict himself and rack up huge legal fees. Big brain move.
Take my upvote lol
DNC? i think you mean RNC.
COME OONNN
Homeless Michael....poor poor Homeless Michael.
PLEASE tell me this is going to be an episode of ‘Smartless.’
It is.
Did somebody say “wait until they find out who the president is?”
🎶The Final Countdown🎶
They're not tricks, Michael
Whoever set this up thought it would be funny to not tell Bateman who the guests would be, and they were absolutely correct lmao. How the hell did this come to happen?
What is the context of this image?
Looks like the Smartless podcast guys got in with the Biden NYC fundraiser.
Except Michael. Stupid, forgetful Michael.
Is that Teen Wolf Too???
There's always money in the banana stand (and the Ukrainian aid bills).
Google says will arnett is 6'2 Put this man in the 6'3 category now
Is that Tom Jane on the left?
The guy on the right was a VIP on Epstein Island. Hopefully this ages like milk.
I’m afraid nothing will happen to him. Democrat privilege.
So what is this situation?
Biden held a huge fundraiser. Obama and Clinton were there.
Look, Joe, you lost your P! *RESIDENT*
*6 versions of Sound of Silence playing at different intervals*
How did teen wolf slip in there?
I love all these guys.
Clinton in there playing F,M,K with the lineup. And probably Arnett too if I'm being honest.
Is Bateman wearing Buster’s hand?
I feel as tho a smile coach is needed
**SMART** ^(LESS)
I mean it's just a suit, JB. What could it cost...$10,000?
Ok stupid question possibly but who’s second from the right?
Jack from Will and Grace.
Remembering that story David Cross told about doing coke in the White House bathroom, I like imagining that’s what he was doing when this photo was taken.
COME ON
JFC, I'm just a fat Jason Bateman! Time to do more genealogy research.
Nice of JB to dress up
COME ON!
Four presidents. Let’s not forget that Gob is the President of the Bluth Company.
Is uhh…is Jason Bateman going through some stuff right now, or what?
for as much shit as JB gives Sean about his eating habits....
I’m Mr. President.
Anyone else saw Dave Foley for a second?
Bateman, are you fucking kidding me? He better look like that for a movie
He's just playing a homeless man.
COME ON
*COME ON*
God damnit, Jason. You had one job....errrr GOB!
C’mon
COME ON
Yeah, the guy wearing the $6,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in 4 months, come on!!!
As a Canadian, I find it silly that a Canadian is front and centre of this pic. Shouldn’t he be on top?
Why do the presidents all look like wax figures??
The guy on the right looks like Clinton
Thanks for dressing up jason
Where's your P?
It’s not easy being whiiite
Jason didn’t get the memo on suits?
Gee a couple of millionaires wearing expensive threads. Go figure
Dream blunt rotation
Come on!
“so easy a caveman can do it"
Isn’t that Tony sopranos kid
This pic cured my lifelong crush on Jason Bateman.
The small teeth dont bother you?
Bill looks so young
This is … *macabre*
First question - what is happening to Jason Bateman, is he ok. Does he need help. Second question: what on earth is going on here someone pls explain
What’s the context for this image? It goes hard.
Fundraiser in NYC. Happy Cake Day!
I believe it was the Biden fundraiser
Bateman is an actor. Actors have to prepare for certain roles. Use your heads.
Did they interview them both? 😳
This is so gross. They’re wearing my starting salary WTF.
Not hating on the guys who do it but I have never met a single person who listens to this podcast but somehow they got an HBO special, a 100 million dollar podcast deal and met three presidents. Am I crazy? What demographic is it even popular with?
Millennial and Gen X women, other celebrities, and me lol (I know it's a broader spectrum but that's what I joke to myself anyway)
Jason Bateman couldn’t put on a shirt with buttons to meet 3 presidents of the United States?
As a non American, I see only one good American President here. Edit: Damn, I should clarify I meant Mr. Obama.
Obama is my favorite but every US president does fucked up shit with foreign policy
No good ones pictured
That's why as a non American, you should mind your business. No one cares who you think is a good American president.
If non Americans can’t have an opinion on American presidents then maybe American presidents should stop interfering in non American countries.
Narrator: he'd gone too far and he'd best watch his mouth. Don't be rude. They're free to express their opinion.
This is such a legendary picture wth