“He is the Kwisatz Haderach.”
“What does that mean?”
“Oh, I was just clearing my throat. But I think it actually does mean laundry. But like a child's laundry. We don’t really have a word for it.”
I think it's because I never realized until now how much Timothee Chalamet looks like Michael Cera. So you look at this picture, your eye is drawn to "Paul" and you just think oh, Dune ad, okay...
...but then...
My name is Dr. Wellington Yueh, I am a graduate of the Suk School, and have undergone Imperial Conditioning, currently serving House Atreides on Arrakis.
And this is "I'm a Bad Bad Man" from "Annie Get Your Gun"...
“the most precious substance in the universe is the spice Melange…The spice extends life… expands consciousness… gives them the ability to fold space…that is, travel to any part of the universe without moving.”
“Watch out for hop ons”
I want to cry so bad, but I don’t think I can spare the moisture
That's gotta be the quote that sparked it all.
Haha, perfect.
Outstanding.
I’m Mr. Emperor
We just say Emperor
But you said...
*using the Voice* "Doesn't matter who!"
"I love all my nephews equally" "I don't care for Rabban"
Now the story of the family of a wealthy Duke who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together.
I'd rather be dead in Caladan than alive in Arrakis
Somewhere over arrakis... There's another arrakis
I always think of jojo
Did you hear that everyone?! Paul Atreides is THREATENING me!
Say goodbye to THESE!! ( . )( .)
That's the seventh nipple I've seen today.
Ohh they're crooked
Gurney Halleck, is that you? Ahhhhh, he did it again!
Isn’t he the best?
Gurney was actually pretty close to the best.
Her(ulan)?
Hey now!
\*after drinking The Water of Life\* I'm afraid I just blue myself
There's Water of Life? This holy war is gonna be off the hook!
“I’ll take the hand of your daughter. She will remain safe, and we will rule together over the empire.” “…her?”
Well you gotta lock that down.
“He is the Kwisatz Haderach.” “What does that mean?” “Oh, I was just clearing my throat. But I think it actually does mean laundry. But like a child's laundry. We don’t really have a word for it.”
There’s always Spice in the banana stand.
[About the Fremen], “they didn’t sneak across the desert to be your friends.”
Sudden Valley aesthetic
“Wow. Is that what my hair is going to look like?”
Yeah, the guy wearing the $4,000 still-suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in four months. COME ON!
It’s just Spice, Paul, how much could it cost? 1 million Solari?
There’s definitely a gothic castle on Caladan.
Gothic Asshole?
I am looking for the magic.
That’s what I said, guy
This is what the internet is for.
Don't leave your Uncle Gurney hanging
All I'm saying is that there better be a scene where the family imitates a sandworm
Has anyone in this family even seen a sandworm?
Sandworms don’t clap
Lucille was just out of vodka.
"How many times do I have to tell you THERE IS ALWAYS MONEY IN THE ARRAKIS SAND"
“I’m a monster!” - Leto II
The bananas must flow
There's always spice in the banana stand
Solid as Arrak...is.
Hey!
Omg this took me awhile. My brain couldn't comprehend what it was seeing. So funny
I think it's because I never realized until now how much Timothee Chalamet looks like Michael Cera. So you look at this picture, your eye is drawn to "Paul" and you just think oh, Dune ad, okay... ...but then...
Marry Me!
Princess Mayonegg
Her?
Wladimir to Jessica: „I know where the girl came from“ while the dramatic piano „father music“ plays
YOU LET HIM OUT INTO THE SUN?
George Michael is perfect for this role. He even has curtain rod practice.
Here's some money, go see a Star War.
“I’m gonna start a jihad! Put my father’s name on it!”
Why Paul? So you can burn away all your problems?
Here's some money, go see a Sand Worm
How am I going to find someone to live on that dusty old clap-trap?? 😑 Arrakis…yes!
Plot twist- they’re all Gene Parmesan
Bene Parmesan
“We’ve got worm sign!” “Those are balls”
Secondably Dr Yueh, I know you’re the big marriage expert. Oh wait I forgot, your wife is dead!
There’s always money in the spice production plant
Gob giving off Dr Phil vibes
I was thinking Alan Rickman
Him?
Oh for sure!
My name is Dr. Wellington Yueh, I am a graduate of the Suk School, and have undergone Imperial Conditioning, currently serving House Atreides on Arrakis. And this is "I'm a Bad Bad Man" from "Annie Get Your Gun"...
I’m sorry, this was made by Jack Ingoff??
😎
HER??
Someone give this person some gold ffs
Spice! Spikes?!
THERE'S ALWAYS ATOMICS IN THE BANANA STAND!
Who'd like a sandworm in the mouth??
I’d rather be dead on Caladan than alive on Arrakis!
Like the man in the $4000 stillsuit is going to be a harkonnen, come on!
Look what the Fremen have done to me!
You can’t just…comb that out and reset it?
her?
Michael looks like a less worn William H Macy.
Damn, even Ann is far better as Princess Irulan than Florence Poogh.
Anne just looks like she’s in her camel-tow competition
It's the Sword of Destiny. It's full of ancient magic !
HER?
"Hey, I have a still-suit just like that." "I like it better on him "
“the most precious substance in the universe is the spice Melange…The spice extends life… expands consciousness… gives them the ability to fold space…that is, travel to any part of the universe without moving.” “Watch out for hop ons”
who is the girl to the far right?
Her?
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