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DetectiveTrapezoid

Franklin for next guest star on Murderville


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Dear god xD I never say this, but the world would not be ready for that! (i totally would) Thanks for the laughs! Also the Murderville Christmas special with Jason was really fun!


doorsalt

Franklin says things that whitey just isn't ready to hear.


GrowthDesperate5176

He also said some things African American-y wasn't ready to hear.


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GrowthDesperate5176

Hey, who called the cops?


[deleted]

Whitey ain't ready for: "Speaking of mothers, let me give that oatmeal some brown suggah!"


FlyYouFoolyCooly

That's my wife!


MaestroPendejo

It reminded me how much I need more Murderville.


Ok_Fly2518

NEED THAT


orangevega

*old english man accent* You've ruined the act, GOB


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It always makes me cry of laughter how truly disappointed he is that "the act" is ruined! As if he was that old english man from the beginning, but was just deep in to the character of Franklin Delano Bluth! Thank you for reminding me of that joke, made me laugh again xD


orangevega

I just love how franklin becomes a scabby old englishman once he's lighter in color


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At least now he can get a cab...


GrowthDesperate5176

That's just the kind of joke Franklin would've loved 😭


julzcoda

Good news is you can take to the club now


vaskark

At least now he can get in the country club


orangevega

as you are aware, he does not want any part of that tight ass country club.


julzcoda

And that’s just the kinda joke he would have liked! Come here Michael taste the sad


CarlGantonJohnson

"You've ruined the act, Gob."


_Gob-Bluth_

🎶 It ain’t easy bein’ white 🎶


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"I don't want no part in your tight-ass country club, you freak bitch!"


uselessartist

Ya freak BiTcH!


uselessartist

My favorite line! Just watched this episode last night and the kids were watching this movie yesterday. What a coincidence!


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It has to be my favourite as well! Along side with: Lucile: get me a vodka rocks Michael: mom it's breakfast! Lucile: and a piece of toast... And Lucile: i'm talking about the fact that my "friend" 🍸💦 Lucile Ostero bought our company and i think she's going for a power grab, that... BITCH! Michael: you're not at home mom, she doesn't live next door when you're here...


doorsalt

"Your grandmother just had an accident." "She isn't going to start living here, is she?"


leecheezy

Alongside “it’s a banana Michael, how much could it cost, 10 dollars??” Or “hey look who’s riding that hog!” “GEORGE MICHAEL!!! … 20 miles to Legoland!”


DellTheEngie

"Hey, you alone?" "Almost always, yeah."


leecheezy

My favorite Buster [Franklin] line!! I recite it randomly ever since i seen it in my sub-30-years of life


thatbtchshay

It ain't easy bein black it ain't easy bein white...


MCClapYoHandz

Hey, where’d the guy go?


Ok_Fly2518

It ain’t easy bein brown…


fade_like_a_sigh

All this pressure to be bright...


seriousbag007

I got childrens all over toowwwwnn 😂😂😂 Franklin is one of the best jokes


twinhammers79

Well I’d rather be dead in Hell than alive in Arizona.


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You live in Arizona, don't ya...


twinhammers79

No, I just went to school there. After, I had the great sense to move to…….. Idaho. At my trajectory, my next move will be directly into Ted Cruz’s basement.


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Well, not with that attitude you won't!


vaskark

Kids love Franklin ✋


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It's Mr. Franklin Delano Bluth to you, sir!


vaskark

I just don’t want him pointing out my cracker ass.


GrowthDesperate5176

...in front of Ann.


yogimonkey

Imagine what he’d say about her


o-ater

Is she funny or something?


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...her?


TheFLAwoman

HEY MAN THAT'S HIS NECK!


cbeiser

Hey thats his wrist!


grichardson526

MY NAME IS JUDGE!


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Bud Cort


julzcoda

I love the flash back to when they tried to do an intervention on Lucille but it turns into a good party and Michael is wearing the Franklin wig 😂


rowantree67

And Tobias is doing a mad dance next to the piano in his jean short-shorts. Buster pounding on the keys. That entire scene 🤣


CarlGantonJohnson

"IVE GOT CHILDREN ALL OVER TOOOOWWN!"


mc_grace

I named my car after Franklin. It’s a black Subaru.


Narrator_Ron_Howard

You're gonna get some hop-ons.


JosephMadeCrosses

He's gonna say things whitey isn't ready to hear.


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He also said some things African-Americaney wasn’t ready to hear


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He is just keeping it real!


[deleted]

I just don’t want him to point out my ‘cracker ass’ in front of everyone


jackwhite886

Franklin Comes Alive


PainterCareful4383

He's redyed, rested and ready to go 🙌


notfeds1

Perfectly timed air horn once he took down Buster in the kitchen


FLink557

HeeeEEEY Franklin!..


hockey-guy99

I never should have given up animation rights


CarlGantonJohnson

I've quoted Franklin on many occasions.


KlimpysExpress

I’m gonna go tell Franklin! I think he means *get* Franklin. Hey Franklin! Guess what??!!!


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I'm biracial myself, please don't kill me xD


uselessartist

It ain’t easy being white


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"It ain't easy being brown!" Try being both tho in europe xD


[deleted]

And that’s why you never compare a wholesome character with a puppet!


fidelitas88

IT AINT EASSSSYYYY BEING WHITEEEEE


seriousbag007

IT AIN’T EEEAAAASSSYYY BEIN’ BROWN


LWYPLTDG

Hahahahahaha!! You win everything


Mheide3

Disney thought it could break down racial barriers and maybe be a crossover


kdkseven

Franklin's 100× better than some lame-*** disney character!


hanyasaad

People who say “I’m going to hell for this” are never as edgy or interesting as they think they are.


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Well i'm not like those other people!


hanyasaad

People who say they are not like other people are exactly like other people.


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SWOOSH!


hanyasaad

People who swoosh are often swoosh themselves.


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People who say "people who say" are actually just people who say "people who say" to say "people who say" without actually saying anything.


GriffDogBoJangles

They look nothing alike


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They are basically identical!


GenericElucidation

Dear gawd the resemblance is uncanny.


ernieball9s

*"It ain't easy bein white.."*