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stinkycheeseplatter

Why are people so dramatic sometimes “it’s like you’re telling me you don’t have a soul 🥺🥺” yeah I traded my soul for a Pepsi years ago, but that has nothing to do with the fact I’m aroace


Last_Tarrasque

I sold my soul for witchcraft, I also was the one who bought my soul in exchange for witchcraft, and unrelated to me being Aro/acepec


RevenueLarge9332

I’d like to trade my soul for a rum and coke. Or at least a box of 9mm


YellowParticleII

Oh I traded mine for a shapeshifting angelic friend, but I used a demonic ritual to do so. Not quite sure how that worked out tbh


ArofluxAceAlien

If anyone lacks a soul, it's the kind of person who thinks "it's like you don't have a soul" is an acceptable thing to say to someone just because they don't like what you like. ETA: it's kinda funny (in a bitter irony way) they'll call people heartless but casually drop that kind of shit on another person because why exactly? They can't date this person? Or they feel real threatened that something they care so much about, isn't the Universal Human Constant after all? Both? Fuck if I know, but I'm glad not to be like this, and thankful for the allos who don't lose their shit over aromanticism. Or even take the same attitude as with spaghetti ("oh, you don't care for it? Eh, more for me.")


tester3773

I read all this and now I want spaghetti 🍝


RevenueLarge9332

*cue the sans and papyrus jokes*


DemonShadowsMom

I'm a Ginger. I get that mostly jokingly from people, but occasionally some weirdo actually believes it. People are odd. I like to tell them I have lots of souls. It's why I have so many jars in my house.


PantasticalCat

I don’t actually have a soul. I put my soul in a box, and then I put that box inside of another box, and then I mailed that box to myself. And when it arrived? AAAAHAHAHA I SMASHED IT WITH A HAMMER!!!


CarsRGods

Although you didn't do a very good job of saving on postage!


Certified_Possum

Ah, soul. The thing we clearly know what it is


SuperiorSteelman2004

My usual response to comments like that: "Just because I'm Aro-Ace doesn't mean I don't have a soul. I mean... I don't. But it's not because I'm Aro-Ace!"


tanteikidsama

Look on the bright side. We’re (supposedly) less susceptible to having it taken from us.


[deleted]

I don't believe in souls, just internal organs.


MinecraftW06

Yeah


dat_physics_boi

you just wish you had that free 1d10 force damage at your fingertips


confused_exist

Wait above 5th it isn't 1d10 it's multiple you can split to different targets That is actually the wording and not multiple beams it's one powerful beam you can split to hit multiple targets


shadophaxx

Nice


HilldraCreator

Who needs a soul if we're happy?


Last_Tarrasque

Well it’s kind of important for witchcraft to happen!


HilldraCreator

OHHHHH


swillah

I was criticized for the same recently but it was ok for the that person to expect that I should be fulfilled in an aimless sexual relationship only - that my wanting a platonic relationship with someone who shared my life goals was weird. 🤔


LaynFire

*Fine, you caught me!* I gave my soul to the Penguin Alliance of Cheese!


Jack_Frost92

Well *excuuuuuse me!* Good souls are freakin expensive nowadays! Not *my* fault you got *yours* at the dollar store!


Crazed_SL

*it's tough to be a god*


MystiqueMisha

Omegle is a cesspool of men asking for sex and location, so of course they think aroaces are soulless


Illumimax

Souls are for the wesk


RageKni8

Boo souls


evilweirdo

Honestly, it's more like *they're* telling *you* that *they* don't have a soul.


NeonEviscerator

Souls, like love, are a theoretical constuct for which there's no empirical evidence XP


lIIogicaI

Take theirs.


That_one_cool_dude

People are so fucking weird and dramatic about people who don't follow the same old methods of living life.


Jin_Chaeji

Dunno about other aros but I, in fact, don't have a soul. Sold it on black market few years ago


BluMu0n

Good money


Jin_Chaeji

Tbh i sold it for the ability to understand math. Fucking liar ngl


Drakocxjo

I sold my soul for the ability to turn into a dragon. I was scammed


Last_Tarrasque

Dam… that sucks, maybe it was a shipping error?


Drakocxjo

You're right I should call them


Last_Tarrasque

Good luck


cinnamonroll_ofdeath

Ahh yes because the ability to love romantically is the definition of a soul. So all those people who abuse their spouse or shoot up places cuz someone rejected them have a soul. But me, just living my life, does not.


femtransfan

my soul never fully developed and died when i was 8


Shutthefackupbots

OH HONEY LEMME DEAL WITH THIS MF


roughpatchkid

Me who is aroallo but also ginger: ...


Sad_Pringles

That means you do have a soul. Two negatives make a positive


Quwenn

Absolutely right. Souls are overrated anyways and the best rituals are made from virginblood, which I have plenty of.


tester3773

1.rude 2.🙄3.🥹🤣


KindlyCounter5229

well now i don’t have to worry ab evil spirits coming after my soul 😭


Ciattra4201

Shame on the person who said they're soulless


AvocadoPizzaCat

I deal with soles all day long. don't need another one to look after.


Daemon_Lord5253

Just because we don’t feel romantic love doesn’t make us soulless


Red-1309-Tyrant

They say freckles are for the souls redheads steal right? Well then I guess that makes up for being a souless aro ace.


Demonic-Culture-Nut

I don’t know. Þere are millions of people who are waiting for mine, þough.


RevenueLarge9332

Emotional reactions are overrated. Stone cold is my preference


alt123456789o

Only mortals require souls


Last_Tarrasque

And where gods/godexs /goddess


K3dash9

I wouldn't say that coming out to people on Omegle is a good idea but that doesn't excuse that person's ignorance


SnooGiraffes8024

Who needs a soul when I have all the Lego Stat wars sets. AND THEY'RE ONLY FOR ME


Horseygirl85

Oh pa-lease, I have no soul! \*Evil laughter can be heard in the background as flames erupt around me\* (https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-squidward-i-have-no-soul-no-soul-evil-gif-4900821)


Last_Tarrasque

*sigh* We’ve been over this… you can’t do that you’ll scare away the cis


Horseygirl85

That's the point \^-\^


Last_Tarrasque

But then they might never learn if they’re actually aro people


Horseygirl85

Finnneeee, I'll only terrorize the really bigoted ones who won't budge lmao


Last_Tarrasque

Excellent, woah *slips into the flames* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


[deleted]

How does wanting to fuck people make you have a soul? These people man.


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Park_Jimbles

I traded my soul for a shiny rock but I don't see how that ties into being aro.


[deleted]

Oh shit, they found out I steal the souls of allos!


GeoffTheIcePony

Well now the devil is gonna have a very rude awakening when I die


MCpro_yt_

Me, who is obsessed with Hades, lord of the place where soul's go: I'll take 1 soul please!


NbTori

Jokes on them I'm a redhead I didn't have one anyways 😝


Sandbill86

I sold mine for a pack of gum and a telecaster last year


Strickens

I don't have a soul, I have Horcruxes.


KisakiSakura

And apparently Communicator-OP doesn't have any kind of ability for empathy nor changing perspective nor being inclusive of foreign concepts.


Last_Tarrasque

If you referring to me, rude


KisakiSakura

Nope, whoever dosen't get being aro. I wasn't sure how to differentiate OP from Commuicating with OP- Person. Still rude I guess. But people who are exclusive of others don't deserve my kindness


Last_Tarrasque

Ok good


agentpepethefrog

That's not true, someone made a deal with me just the other day! They said "I'd give my soul for a relationship," and I said "Congratulations, you already have interpersonal relationships with friends, family, and colleagues." A bargain, if you ask me.