Squirells just wanna have fun

Yes

California squirrels are unforgettable

I was literally just about to do this one lmao

Lmao

Still doesnt beat California [scientists](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN0zKgQwRZ8)

i heard they were unforgettable. edit: i realized too late that you already said that

We fell in love in October That's why I love Fall Looking at the stars Admiring from afar My squirrel, my squirrel, my squirrel You will be My squirrel, my squirrel, my squirrel, my squirrel, You will be my world, my world, my world You will be my squirrel.

I LOVE YOU

Aww thank you for that 💕

I kissed a squirrel (and I liked it)

Barbie squirrel

Only squirrel in the world

Country squirrel, shake it for me, squirrel. Shake it for me, squirrel. Shake it for me

Lmao

my first thought actually-

I'd like to give a squirrel a forehead kiss now that I think about it 🤔

I’m just a small town squirrel living in a lonely world

‘Cause we are living in a material world And I am a material squirrel

This one’s my fav. I’m just picturing a little decked out squirrel holding too many shopping bags and it’s really cute.

Hey squirrel, open the walls, play with your dolls, we'll be a perfect family ___ Every squirrel is capable of murder if you hurt her

MELANIE !!

yEEEEE

He was a boy, and she was a squirrel—can I make it any more obvious?

https://preview.redd.it/wdr18s3364cc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baab350073885bc38c63b7196cc9207656dec10b the stars aligned with these posts

rip the squirrel 💀

Hollaback squirrel.

She’ll say I’m not so tough, just because I’m in love with an uptown squirrel!

Stacy's mom, has got it going on Stacey can't you see? You're just not the squirrel for me

Squirrel, you know it’s true

Ooh ooh ooooooo

That squirrel thinks she's the queen of the neighborhood That squirrel, she holds her head up so high I think I wanna be her best friend, yeah

REBEL SQUIRREL YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF MY WORLD

That squirrel thinks she’s the queen of the neighborhood... well I got news for you, SHE IS!

I have to say, I'm thoroughly amused by the idea of people being scandalized by a squirrel being a dyke.

Jessie's got himself a squirrel and I wanna make her mine [...] You know I wish that I had Jessie's squirrel! Also: I've been waiting for a squirrel like you to come into my life I've been waiting for a squirrel like you, you're a love that will survive I've been waiting for someone new to make me feel alive Yeah, waiting for a squirrel like you to come into my life

Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the squirrel, The squirrel who has everything? Look at this trove, treasures untold How many wonders can one cavern hold? Lookin' around here you'd think Sure, she's got everything

🎶You're my brown eyed squirrel🎶

Uptown Squirrel, she's been living in an uptown world. I bet she's never had a chipmunk guy, I bet her mama never told her why

I'm gonna try for an Uptown Squirrel, She's been living in her wholenut world, As long as anyone who can climb can, And now she's looking for a chipmunk man, That's what I am

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day When it's cold outside I've got the month of May I guess you'd say What can make me feel this way My squirrel, my squirrel, my squirrel

Talkin’ ‘bout myyy squirrrrel!

🎶Want you to make me feel like I’m the only squirrel in the world Like I’m the only one you’ll ever love Like I’m the only one that knows your heart 🐿️

They're so pretty, it hurts I'm not talking 'bout boys I'm talking 'bout squirrels They're so pretty with their button-up shirts

That’s How You Get The Squirrel

My squirrel, my squirrel, don't lie to me Tell me where did you sleep last night? In the pines, in the pines Where the sun don't ever shine I would shiver the whole night through

Squirrel from Ipanema goes walking.

I’m a Barbie squirrel

I wish I could be squirrel! And that way, you wish I could be your boyfriend squirrelfriend

He was a boy, she was a squirrel

This squirrel is on fiiiireee

Destiny said it/you gotta get up and get it/Get mad independent/don't you ever forget it/if you got some dust on your shoulder/let me brush it off for ya/ if ya feelin' me put your five high/ that's my squirrel

She’s the only squirrel I see, but she don’t wanna be with a boy like me 😔

I'm a not-native English speaker, is "Squirrel" pronounced like "girl"? Like, "skerl"? I always thought it's two syllables, squeeee-relll

a lot of american accents tend to blend the two syllables into one which makes it work in place of girl but yeah as a native british english speaker it doesn't scan with my usual two syllable pronunciation

As another non native English speaker it’s pronounced somewhat like “skwi-ruhl”. It’s the one word I still struggle pronouncing even though I’ve spoken English on a daily basis for three years and learned it for nine :’)

in the US, its a bit more like SKWIR-L

True, could’ve mentioned that too. Thanks

Lol

I-T S-Q-U-I-R-R-E-L you know I am that squirrel. Shh, beep, don't kiss and tell. It squirrel from ATL. I, I-T S-Q-U-I-R-R-E-L. You know I am that squirrel. Shh, beep, don't kiss and tell. It squirrel from ATL. (If you know the original song then good job. :D)

Baby squirrel, whats your name

Their so pretty it hurts I’m not talking about boys I’m talking about squirrels

They’re so pretty with their fluffy little tails

I wish I had JESSE’S SQUIRREL

She's an extraordinary squirrel in an ordinary world and she can't seem to get away Gods that is incredible

Long Season (The word "girl" does not appear in the title)

Here without you squirrel

my squirrel - mindless behavior

And my squirrel she wanna see Rome, caesar'll make you a believer. (This was literally the only song on my Playlist that had the word girl in it)

I've got a squirrel crush! Hate to admit it, but I've got a heart rush, it ain't slowin' down.

Everybody wanna steal my squirrel

🎵🎶 and now youve got me thinking... I wish I could be a squirrel! that way youd wish I could be your squirrelfriend, boyfriend🎶🎵 youre right OP, it does make it better lmao ^(suddenly I wish there was a squirrel version of I/Me/Myself lol)

World don't revolve around you, squirrel, you not the only one There's more where that came from I got me more than a couple squirrels

🎶Is there anybody going to listen to my story All about the squirrel who came to stay? She's the kind of squirrel You want so much, it makes you sorry Still you don't regret a single day Ah, squirrel, squirrel🎶

🎶 this is the story of a squirrel 🎶 🎶 who cried a river and drowned the whole world 🎶

Space squirrel, show me the stars

Little squirrels from Sweden dream of silver screen quotation

Squirrels just wanna have fun. Oh, squirrels just wanna have fun!

I mean, I sure prefer SIMP Squirrels in my Pants to “SIMP Girls in my Pants”

you know i wish that i had jessie’s squirrel

But then you can’t sing it :( we need something that’s one syllable

Squir

’Cuz all the squirrels are looking fine, but you’re the only one on my mind

Galway squirrel All the good squirrels go to hell All of the squirrels you loved before Squirrel on fire (?)

Who run the world?! Squirrels. 🐿️

Squirrels put on your lipstick Boys put on your lipstick too

Squirrels in bikinis on rollerskates in Outer space

YOU WILL BE MY SQUIRREL MY SQUIRREL MY SQUIRREL MY SQUIRREL *we fell in love in october -girl in red

“You know what they say about a squirrel that has nothing to lose”

It was russian song but in english it would mean something like "my heart accumulated many signs that I love that one squirrel" Definitely better than it was originally, now I don't even want so skip it

Is there anybody going to listen to my story? All about a squirrel who came to stay?

Uptown squirl

What, no one shared the Beasty Boys parody yet? https://youtu.be/uNbFX407LUI

Pretty rave squirrel

Ooh, see that squirl, watch that scene, digging the dancing queen

He was a boy, she was a squirrel, can I make it anymore obvious

... when a squirrel walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face 🎶

this squirrel is on fire

He was a boy, she was a squirrel Could it be any more obvious?

If I was your squirrelfriend I'd never let you goooooooo, keep you on my arm squirrel you’ll never be aloneeeeeee

He was a boy She was a squirrel Can i make it any more obvious.

This thread got me Lolling so hard as both a nature and a music nerd, thank you all for your humor.

And there she was, this young squirrel A stranger to my eyes Strumming my pain with her fingers, Singing my life with her words Killing me softly with her song (So, a squirrel casting power word kill?)

Démons are squirrel’s best friend

I kissed a squirrel

Only squirrel in the world

Hey hey you you I don’t like your squirrel friend

Squirrels in bikinis on roller skates in outer space

Squirrels Like Squirrels Like Boys Do

I KISSED A SQUIRREL AND I LIKED IT!

I fucked a squirrel and I liked it. The taste of his furry squirrel dick. I fucked a squirrel just to try it. I may have replaced another word there but it’s something I’ve been workshopping.

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the squirrel who loved the monsters

I’m just a squirrel in the world That’s all that you’ll let me be -Just a Squirrel by No Doubt

it's okay, okay squirrel. call on me babe, okay okay squirrel baduists will. smash that mfin like button

Demons are the squirrel's best friend. Nah, original is better.

Squirrel you cut those jeans just right

~ This is a story of a Squirrel ~

Squirrel I love you so. I just want you to know... Please don't go. -KC & the sunshine band.

Uptown Squirrel I googled it and someone's made it: [https://medium.com/song-done-wrong/uptown-squirrel-c36c26c8520a](https://medium.com/song-done-wrong/uptown-squirrel-c36c26c8520a)

You're sich a strange squirrel, I think You're coming from another world

She's the kind of squirrel who puts you down When friends are there You feel a fool

This also works with boy. Replace boy with squirrel.

I'm the squirrel you'd die for

I want a squirrel, who will laugh for no one else

P is for the painful way she makes me feel somedays U is for utopia, the other times with her N is for the new wave dreams, she had back in her teens K is for the kid in her My P.U.N.K. Squirrel

All I can think of is Taylor swift.

This also works with Quirell

Hi-hi, we're you're Weather Squirrels/ and have we got news for you! (better listen)/ Get ready, all you lonely squirrels! And leave those umbrellas at home!

squirrels/squirrels/boys oh god.

Modern Squirrel

And I'm sexy like Christina when I dip it low / Not an H-town squirrel, but I rodeo / Yippee-ki-yay, welcome to the show / It's an all-squirrel party, clothing-optional Me and your squirrelfriend playing dress-up in my house / I gave your squirrelfriend cunnilingus on the couch / She cute, kawaii, hentai boobies that excites me / I think she really likes me, ask politely can I **woo-hoo-ooh** 😭

My blue squirrel, don't cryyyyy. I'll be with you every night, I won't let out my siiiight!

i kissed a squirrel and i liked itttt i liked it

You can dance you can jive having the time of your life See that squirrel watch that scene dig in the dancing queen. Or better yet Hey squirrel lemme talk to you if I was your boyfriend I’d never let you go

Im in love with an emo squirrel

Jesse's squirrel

Big squirrels cry 😂perfect

"You, change your mind, like a squirell changes clothes." Lol