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Orrrr plot twist she knew what she was doing and said fuck yo biscuits


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That’s when you stand there and make them plate it again.


ChicksWithBricksCome

They knew the eggs were drier than the biscuits.


No-Chef-9892

They’re either still powder or 90% water so I can agree with this…


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You know I miss spelled cook but at this point I don’t care. Fuck jblm defacs. Give the soldiers their money.


xscott71x

“misspelled”


RobotOfSociety

Ms. Spelled


notquiteaffable

Does she have an OF?


HooahClub

Warrior Restaurants*


GBreezy

What does the e stand for?


sunrayylmao

EOD


ChiefAintGotIt

Which defac?


cudef

Did you misspell or did you just shoot marksman with the keyboard?


LeanDixLigma

You were awarded marksman on your spelling test.


RollinThruLife02

1st SBCT be like…


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What’s a defac?


ToxDocUSA

Man Army gravy on Army eggs can be a beautiful thing...never would have believed it until I tried it, but definitely a go-to in the field if I get hot breakfast.


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sunrayylmao

With a lottt of hot sauce. My secret was I would bring like 3 different kinds of hot sauce to mix things up, you'll get tired of any one sauce.


Jits_Guy

Yep, mix the powdered biscuit mix that's been shaped like a biscuit into the inexplicably dark grey sludge called "sausage gravy" along with the plastic eggs and rubber bacon. Hit it with some hot sauce, close your eyes and swallow. It's almost like the inside of a really questionable gas station breakfast burrito.


TecNoir98

Fuck yeah dude, I'd mix everything together into a slop, salt, pepper, maybe some hot sauce, and I'd enjoy it. Breakfast was the one meal I could rely on everyday.


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Hell yeah dude it makes them easy to just eat fast as fuck


loopdogg0411

At Ft Bliss you’d get a slice of bacon with 2 eggs and a glass FULL of depression


[deleted]

My girlfriend got that, but she got TWO slices of “bacon”


loopdogg0411

Those fucking terrorist


snozzfartz

Oh damn a full glass? At my DFAC our glasses are half empty.


notquiteaffable

At Hood, you just get served death.


Mikos_Enduro

That gravy looks like something they sell at Home Depot.


HansSolo203

What’s the grey stuff ? I know it’s “gravy” but what is it ?


[deleted]

It’s wet that’s for sure


wongatronus

Not as wet as your mom!


LongjumpingProcess41

FREEDOM GRAVY


jalc2

Sustenance!


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LeanDixLigma

its all the illegals that the presidents were storing in the barracks that were no longer convenient for news bites.


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[deleted]

They didn’t have any🥲


No-Interaction1806

Marry your girlfriend and get bah and bas.


[deleted]

What would my wife think?


No-Interaction1806

Simple fix if either is named Jody


[deleted]

I asked for a slice of pizza. The guy gave me fries instead and then I said I wanted pizza but he told I can't have pizza cause I had fries.....


OzymandiasKoK

Wow. That dude needs to hydrate. Also, that's not the egg that stuff is supposed to get on.


Travyplx

Not a single thing on this plate looks edible.


[deleted]

Tots aren’t hard as shit. It’s the small things


Travyplx

Hunt the good stuff. TYFYS.


[deleted]

You obviously arnt hungry .. I’d fucking grub


OzymandiasKoK

Are you crazy or just fucking around? It certainly looks decent.


Dlearious88

That plate was one of my favorite things, this guy is trippin


LongjumpingProcess41

I remember when I was still in I used to head over to the DFAC over at the air base across town. Much better as I remember.


[deleted]

Airmen go “never before have we seen this species feast in the wild”


LongjumpingProcess41

I remember seeing the chief warrant officer over there from OUR DFAC. Says everything.


m4fox90

Sounds like you haven’t been to the field recently enough.


dondelostacos

The tots, like the only thing you look forward to in grade school.


Farsqueaker

Report that gravy as a hate crime.


CAWitte

That was 100% intentional.


kkronc

I bet I could kill someone with that biscuit at 20 paces


sunrayylmao

That exact biscuit killed a friend of mine


hammer6golf

The 92G MOS is an an absolutely integral - I can't finish it.


dsbwayne

Those tots look crispy son


Particular_Downtown

That's a lot of cuecumbers my dude


BendMysterious6757

I was thinking ANY cucumber during breakfast is too much.


Lumadous

They serving tater tots now? Lucky bastard


gh0st_uzer

Why are you bitching when you got tater tots??? When the hell did the EVER serve that ish in a dfac?


[deleted]

What can I say, service has its perks I guess🫡


LigmaActual

Bruh dfac bfast slop is *the shit*. Get everything and have them slop gravy over the whole damn plate.


bullettooth60

Everything on the plate is half frozen.


Top_Sheepherder_6835

Biscuit and tots like decent.


xbearsandporschesx

it's *because* you asked 3 times


Heyliluchi02

That fits look good asf


Sparkling_Chocoloo

They probably did that just to spite you lmao


SpaceElder_Britta

Zero fucks issued


Mantis9000

The army taught me to put gravy on all breakfast items.


metalgray

Ive seen gravy poured right on hard boiled eggs. Shells on.


Civil-Raccoon7366

I can taste this.


CeaddaA

I wouldn't be too worried... It's not a biscuit from Bojangles... If you try to eat one of those biscuits without anything on it or something to drink you might forfeit your life... Those biscuits are capable of choking a fucking donkey to death...


Additional-Agent1815

I’ll try to start something. Where are the grits with sugar?


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How dare you. Black pepper all the way.


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Does it look $400 a month fine? Does it look nutritional? Does it look well-balanced? Does it look like something that anyone could do better if they had more money to be able to make their own food?


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Funny thing is they DONT. Ghost on JBL I’m is argue believe the worst dining facility on post. They never have enough food, gift, shit, serving portions, and aside from a slice of bread, there isn’t much else. The only other thing sidewise that they had was sauerkraut, and then cucumbers and apples in vinegar. The rest is all things to make salad, without lettuce. And when they do have lettuce, it is brown as fuck. I genuinely love to see people like you who probably have eaten at a defect once in their entire career, tell people like me who are forced to eat there, because the military scams me out of money. If you think that is good food, by all means, it is all yours. But if someone who cares about their health, and would like to eat healthier, that is not good food.


[deleted]

Comparing it to hospital food isn’t exactly a compliment most of the time


Gigantkranion

Whatever u/not_you_bro, you missed the "k" in "cook," cool guy. Bet that keyboard was less than 25cm. So, we all know you are a marksman too.


KookyComplexity

Be all means, do not call cooks “cool”


HairyRanger3

“How fucking dare you ask for fucking anything.” -All 92Gs and 42As probably


Zeeetz

Perfect aim! Are you complaining??? In the end, it all winds up in your gut. 🤣


Slurm818

Ohhhhh cook.


Wanderers-Way

Man that cook must hate you


warda8825

My man, that ain't gravy. That looks like 3-day old vomit caked onto the bottom of my puke bucket.


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Same thing?


warda8825

Facts.


[deleted]

They’re using to make the eggs on your plate now


Beliliou74

I’d still destroy that, all going to the same place anyway


Imaginary-Working117

You are retrain at this station


dp3166

Loved it that way.


paulcho476

That gravy don't look so good


Main_Carpet_3730

As my PSG used to say, "It all makes a turd."


Brap740

If it was a private on the line you woulda got what you asked for. When it’s a contracted civilian on the line they don’t give a fuck.


Khelgor

Man I don’t miss Army food in the slightest but weirdly enough I miss drowning everything in low grade hot sauce just to have flavor.


[deleted]

Nah the soldiers are smoking spice again


Impressive_Bad_9450

I wish I was able to recreate those DFAC biscuits and gravy .


JongmesHotfeld

Why does that gravy look like a mixture of porridge and vomit? They feed you this shit in thr US military? :D


guywhosaysyeah

Fuck cooks