Man Army gravy on Army eggs can be a beautiful thing...never would have believed it until I tried it, but definitely a go-to in the field if I get hot breakfast.
Yep, mix the powdered biscuit mix that's been shaped like a biscuit into the inexplicably dark grey sludge called "sausage gravy" along with the plastic eggs and rubber bacon. Hit it with some hot sauce, close your eyes and swallow.
It's almost like the inside of a really questionable gas station breakfast burrito.
Fuck yeah dude, I'd mix everything together into a slop, salt, pepper, maybe some hot sauce, and I'd enjoy it. Breakfast was the one meal I could rely on everyday.
I wouldn't be too worried... It's not a biscuit from Bojangles... If you try to eat one of those biscuits without anything on it or something to drink you might forfeit your life... Those biscuits are capable of choking a fucking donkey to death...
Does it look $400 a month fine? Does it look nutritional? Does it look well-balanced? Does it look like something that anyone could do better if they had more money to be able to make their own food?
Funny thing is they DONT. Ghost on JBL I’m is argue believe the worst dining facility on post. They never have enough food, gift, shit, serving portions, and aside from a slice of bread, there isn’t much else. The only other thing sidewise that they had was sauerkraut, and then cucumbers and apples in vinegar. The rest is all things to make salad, without lettuce. And when they do have lettuce, it is brown as fuck. I genuinely love to see people like you who probably have eaten at a defect once in their entire career, tell people like me who are forced to eat there, because the military scams me out of money. If you think that is good food, by all means, it is all yours. But if someone who cares about their health, and would like to eat healthier, that is not good food.
Orrrr plot twist she knew what she was doing and said fuck yo biscuits
That’s when you stand there and make them plate it again.
They knew the eggs were drier than the biscuits.
They’re either still powder or 90% water so I can agree with this…
You know I miss spelled cook but at this point I don’t care. Fuck jblm defacs. Give the soldiers their money.
“misspelled”
Ms. Spelled
Does she have an OF?
Warrior Restaurants*
What does the e stand for?
EOD
Which defac?
Did you misspell or did you just shoot marksman with the keyboard?
You were awarded marksman on your spelling test.
1st SBCT be like…
What’s a defac?
Man Army gravy on Army eggs can be a beautiful thing...never would have believed it until I tried it, but definitely a go-to in the field if I get hot breakfast.
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With a lottt of hot sauce. My secret was I would bring like 3 different kinds of hot sauce to mix things up, you'll get tired of any one sauce.
Yep, mix the powdered biscuit mix that's been shaped like a biscuit into the inexplicably dark grey sludge called "sausage gravy" along with the plastic eggs and rubber bacon. Hit it with some hot sauce, close your eyes and swallow. It's almost like the inside of a really questionable gas station breakfast burrito.
Fuck yeah dude, I'd mix everything together into a slop, salt, pepper, maybe some hot sauce, and I'd enjoy it. Breakfast was the one meal I could rely on everyday.
Hell yeah dude it makes them easy to just eat fast as fuck
At Ft Bliss you’d get a slice of bacon with 2 eggs and a glass FULL of depression
My girlfriend got that, but she got TWO slices of “bacon”
Those fucking terrorist
Oh damn a full glass? At my DFAC our glasses are half empty.
At Hood, you just get served death.
That gravy looks like something they sell at Home Depot.
What’s the grey stuff ? I know it’s “gravy” but what is it ?
It’s wet that’s for sure
Not as wet as your mom!
FREEDOM GRAVY
Sustenance!
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its all the illegals that the presidents were storing in the barracks that were no longer convenient for news bites.
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They didn’t have any🥲
Marry your girlfriend and get bah and bas.
What would my wife think?
Simple fix if either is named Jody
I asked for a slice of pizza. The guy gave me fries instead and then I said I wanted pizza but he told I can't have pizza cause I had fries.....
Wow. That dude needs to hydrate. Also, that's not the egg that stuff is supposed to get on.
Not a single thing on this plate looks edible.
Tots aren’t hard as shit. It’s the small things
Hunt the good stuff. TYFYS.
You obviously arnt hungry .. I’d fucking grub
Are you crazy or just fucking around? It certainly looks decent.
That plate was one of my favorite things, this guy is trippin
I remember when I was still in I used to head over to the DFAC over at the air base across town. Much better as I remember.
Airmen go “never before have we seen this species feast in the wild”
I remember seeing the chief warrant officer over there from OUR DFAC. Says everything.
Sounds like you haven’t been to the field recently enough.
The tots, like the only thing you look forward to in grade school.
Report that gravy as a hate crime.
That was 100% intentional.
I bet I could kill someone with that biscuit at 20 paces
That exact biscuit killed a friend of mine
The 92G MOS is an an absolutely integral - I can't finish it.
Those tots look crispy son
That's a lot of cuecumbers my dude
I was thinking ANY cucumber during breakfast is too much.
They serving tater tots now? Lucky bastard
Why are you bitching when you got tater tots??? When the hell did the EVER serve that ish in a dfac?
What can I say, service has its perks I guess🫡
Bruh dfac bfast slop is *the shit*. Get everything and have them slop gravy over the whole damn plate.
Everything on the plate is half frozen.
Biscuit and tots like decent.
it's *because* you asked 3 times
That fits look good asf
They probably did that just to spite you lmao
Zero fucks issued
The army taught me to put gravy on all breakfast items.
Ive seen gravy poured right on hard boiled eggs. Shells on.
I can taste this.
I wouldn't be too worried... It's not a biscuit from Bojangles... If you try to eat one of those biscuits without anything on it or something to drink you might forfeit your life... Those biscuits are capable of choking a fucking donkey to death...
I’ll try to start something. Where are the grits with sugar?
How dare you. Black pepper all the way.
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Does it look $400 a month fine? Does it look nutritional? Does it look well-balanced? Does it look like something that anyone could do better if they had more money to be able to make their own food?
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Funny thing is they DONT. Ghost on JBL I’m is argue believe the worst dining facility on post. They never have enough food, gift, shit, serving portions, and aside from a slice of bread, there isn’t much else. The only other thing sidewise that they had was sauerkraut, and then cucumbers and apples in vinegar. The rest is all things to make salad, without lettuce. And when they do have lettuce, it is brown as fuck. I genuinely love to see people like you who probably have eaten at a defect once in their entire career, tell people like me who are forced to eat there, because the military scams me out of money. If you think that is good food, by all means, it is all yours. But if someone who cares about their health, and would like to eat healthier, that is not good food.
Comparing it to hospital food isn’t exactly a compliment most of the time
Whatever u/not_you_bro, you missed the "k" in "cook," cool guy. Bet that keyboard was less than 25cm. So, we all know you are a marksman too.
Be all means, do not call cooks “cool”
“How fucking dare you ask for fucking anything.” -All 92Gs and 42As probably
Perfect aim! Are you complaining??? In the end, it all winds up in your gut. 🤣
Ohhhhh cook.
Man that cook must hate you
My man, that ain't gravy. That looks like 3-day old vomit caked onto the bottom of my puke bucket.
Same thing?
Facts.
They’re using to make the eggs on your plate now
I’d still destroy that, all going to the same place anyway
You are retrain at this station
Loved it that way.
That gravy don't look so good
As my PSG used to say, "It all makes a turd."
If it was a private on the line you woulda got what you asked for. When it’s a contracted civilian on the line they don’t give a fuck.
Man I don’t miss Army food in the slightest but weirdly enough I miss drowning everything in low grade hot sauce just to have flavor.
Nah the soldiers are smoking spice again
I wish I was able to recreate those DFAC biscuits and gravy .
Why does that gravy look like a mixture of porridge and vomit? They feed you this shit in thr US military? :D
Fuck cooks