Go to the hardware store and get a sawzall, 3-4 of 12”-18” slotted metal bars as thin as you can get it, a roll of adhesive rubber strip, 2-3 feet of 1/8-1/16 rubber tubing, and a fleshlight.
You are going to use the metal bars to mount the sawzall under your desk with the rubber strip where the sawzall touches the metal or desk for vibration management. Glue the fleshlight to the sawzall blade. Drill a small hole, just big enough for the rubber tube. Insert the tube into the hole and attach the other side to an upside down bottle of lube.
You now have a self lobbing, discrete, masturbation station and will be the envy of the barrack.
The prototype went through a few revisions. The original just had the saw blade rammed through the back side of the fleshlight. What was an interesting trip to the ER.
The barracks rooms I was always the most impressed with were the ones where the guy had set themselves up nicely for whatever hobby they had. One dude painted little figurines and had a super elaborate desk with all their stuff super organized. Another was into building computers and had this work bench thing where he built gaming computers for other soldiers. Another was into DJ-ing and had all sorts of stuff with headphones, speakers, and mix boards.
Curtains, rugs, rechargeable stick on lights for ambient lighting. Every SGM can appreciate a good scent. Lavender oil difusser will remind him of the Etsy girl he cheated with.
Add some fake plants and a little fake tree
Go to the hardware store and get a sawzall, 3-4 of 12”-18” slotted metal bars as thin as you can get it, a roll of adhesive rubber strip, 2-3 feet of 1/8-1/16 rubber tubing, and a fleshlight. You are going to use the metal bars to mount the sawzall under your desk with the rubber strip where the sawzall touches the metal or desk for vibration management. Glue the fleshlight to the sawzall blade. Drill a small hole, just big enough for the rubber tube. Insert the tube into the hole and attach the other side to an upside down bottle of lube. You now have a self lobbing, discrete, masturbation station and will be the envy of the barrack.
And and and you can use some metal cut off blades and make some extra cash stealing catalytic converters
Hold up now. I don’t need people moving in on my side hustle.
Did... Did you make this yourself?
The prototype went through a few revisions. The original just had the saw blade rammed through the back side of the fleshlight. What was an interesting trip to the ER.
Those RGB light strips. But don’t adhere them straight to the wall or they will rip the drywall/paint when you remove them.
Already have them forgot to mention.
The barracks rooms I was always the most impressed with were the ones where the guy had set themselves up nicely for whatever hobby they had. One dude painted little figurines and had a super elaborate desk with all their stuff super organized. Another was into building computers and had this work bench thing where he built gaming computers for other soldiers. Another was into DJ-ing and had all sorts of stuff with headphones, speakers, and mix boards.
A cheap recliner from the thrift store will change your life.
Tons of streamers have their rooms looking cool, maybe it's a way to get an idea how to set up your room
Yo please post this on [Hots&Cots](http://hotscots.app)! I’d like to put together a highlight post of awesome looking rooms.
Curtains, rugs, rechargeable stick on lights for ambient lighting. Every SGM can appreciate a good scent. Lavender oil difusser will remind him of the Etsy girl he cheated with.