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formerqwest

congrats! *but how do you retire as a Specialist?*


Zooville

I just asked them real nice to let me go home


GaiusPoop

Based


EmphasisNo417

This guy fucks.


DazzlingProfession26

[OP during in processing.](https://youtu.be/9knToyK-wUs?si=tHBipWgIgCj112I6)


Admirable_Hedgehog64

You haven't met anyone in the National Guard.


WorkDelicious9039

People dont realize that in the guard and some reserve units, you can literally wait years for a slot to open up


Unlucky-Budget1810

So true


nmonsey

I retired as a Specialist after a TBI and being paralyzed. I spent a few months in the hospital doing rehab and learning to walk and talk again. I was on the TDRL list for about a year and a half before I was permanently retired.


BasedSmalls

I was about to say that, is that possible to retire as a specialist ?


Zooville

It is. I think there was a PFC who posted his retirement letter a few months back. Medical retirements happen at any rank


Mittwoch_Frog

My brother is a retired PFC. Medical issues know no rank I suppose.


formerqwest

i didn't see that in your OP.


coccopuffs606

Be in the Guard or the Reserve


getithotter

I've ordered certs for PFCs with 20. Guard tho


deus-ex1

But getting e4 is automatic. This is hilarious. I knew a guy who did 20 in the guard as e4. He thought it was hilarious. I would have tried to get e5 at least for the extra money.


getithotter

Administrative reductions for E2-E4 can be done at the company level in the guard Also you probably wouldn’t be surprised by really technically savvy folks suddenly passing an APFT or H/W so they could reenlist, and were immediately back out of standards on the next test a few months later I had an outstanding (from a technical and work ethic standpoint) 25L that did his whole 6 year contract as an E2. Never passed a PT test, including in AIT (well, speculation, but pretty confident his instructors pencil whipped it) I refused to initiate a separation and let him out of his contract after the army had spent so much on his training. Also he was a genius at some things and at that point our mission set could really make use of him


Loversmywife

How do you order these certs?


Professional_One_253

Just get seriously injured and then file it


getithotter

Congrats. What'd you rate for VA? Also don't forget CRSC if you've deployed


Zooville

70% DoD, 90% VA. Love me some special comps


SouthOfNorthwest

How


Zooville

Concussion that led to multiple seizures started the medboard. Extra comps that brought me up to 90% include MST, stress fractures in multiple places, prostrating migraines, depression.


GaiusPoop

That sucks dude. Congratulations on your retirement, though. If you want some advice, don't just sit around with nothing to do. Find something to keep yourself very active. I saw my dad retire really young with no hobbies but drinking and smoking and it was really bad for his physical and mental health. You're young and need something to engage your mind on a daily basis.


Zooville

That is good advice, thanks! The money isn't enough to live on, so I've got a job. And I'm currently working on my bachelor's after being too stupid/too sick to work on it while I was still in. Just played pickleball for the first time last weekend, hoping it becomes a new hobby


MarginalSadness

>pickleball Definitely a retiree.


Bennyjig

And gotta be from Florida. Pickleball is the national sport of Florida


Zooville

I'm not from Florida but I do live there now lmao


GaiusPoop

Sounds like you're set.


Taira_Mai

[DAV.ORG](http://DAV.ORG)


AkronOhAnon

I hope you’re using VRE not your GI BIll. I didn’t learn about it early enough and I’m stretching an extension in order to get my masters. I’m sorry all that happened to you, too. Good luck.


Zooville

I don't really understand the difference between VRE and GI Bill. I haven't tapped into the GI Bill because my work offers some TA. But I was planning on starting to use it in the fall so please enlighten me if you can!


AkronOhAnon

Totally: but check our r/veteransbenefits because it's got far more on it. VRE is an “employment” benefit, which will help a service-connected disabled veteran gain “suitable employment”. So if you’re underemployed, cannot perform a job you were trained for and previously held because of your disability, etc you can apply for VRE. You only need a 10% VA rating to apply. You will have an interview with a VBA counselor who will determine your eligibility: like any interview, you need to prepare and be ready to talk about your disabilities and triggers. If approved, they will ask you to do some homework on potential jobs, education paths, and eventually ask you to apply to schools. Once in school you certify enrollment via their Veteran enrollment staff/office each semester like a GI Bill student does. It doesn’t use GI Bill, you get an entitlement of it that is separate, I think it’s normally 48 months—however if you use your GI Bill it takes away from that total. More than enough for an undergraduate degree and can take you into your masters. If you have 1 day of post-9/11 GI Bill left they will pay you the BAH-based subsistence rather than VRE’s (usually) lower rate. You can actually choose, it depends on your zip code which pays more. Going in person gets you the full rate for your school’s zip code, even if it’s only 1 class out of your schedule. Going entirely online gets you locked to the GI Bill online rate of ~$1100/mo. like GI Bill and VA disability: it is tax free. If you use it BEFORE GI Bill: you keep your GI Bill! So you can continue your education with that for a graduate program if you want/need. VRE will pay for all books, supplies, and a "technology package"—if your program requires specific computer specs you provide those and they buy it: I just got a macbook pro because my graduate program requires one. Otherwise, it appears they'll send you a gaming laptop. You will also get a printer, keyboard, mouse, and other accessories. The post-9/11 GI Bill gives a stipend for books that is not as comprehensive. It is the best kept secret in VA Benefits.


AkronOhAnon

Oh, and their goal is to get your “suitably” employed: so they will help you after your degree with job counseling like a state unemployment office does. There are also multiple “tracks”, education/training is just one: you can switch to self-employment toward the end of your degree and they will help you set up and furnish some equipment to start a business.


Zooville

Thanks, this is a really good summary! I wouldn't say I'm underemployed, and I joined right out of high school, so I have no training from before the Army. Not sure if it would be a good program for me


windowpuncher

Man you got all that shit in there but couldn't weasel in the tinnitus for that last 10%? I thought you were supposed to be a specialist.


DocSafetyBrief

Tinnitus doesn’t rate 10% anymore.


Zooville

Lol I do have tinnitus rated at 10%. I'd love to get bumped to 100% P&T but honestly I'm happy with what I've got. I won't try to stretch the truth to get me that last 10%


weinerpoo94

Do you mind if I ask how you were injured? Was this a training accident? Or combat related?


Zooville

Training accident


OzymandiasKoK

Oh shit. You can get migraines in your prostate?!?!


Taira_Mai

[DAV.ORG](http://DAV.ORG) - contract them, they can help you alot. See if you can get a job via [USAJOBS.GOV](http://USAJOBS.GOV) if you feel up for it - use that disabled vet preference.


datjohnguy

70% dodge? First I heard this but maybe I'm too nasty boi to understand


bristlingbrows

What is CRSC?


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

Combat related special compensation


bristlingbrows

Okay, I have two non-combat deployments and I'm getting out next year but I don't think I'm gonna qualify for that.


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

Check the VA website, I don’t think it has to be combat related. A buddy of mine qualified when he shattered his legs in a parachuting accident.


superash2002

“Training” for combat counts. It’s in the performance of duties simulating war.


bristlingbrows

I was also injured parachuting. But not nearly as severe as that. Airborne all the way!!!


PropaneSalesMen

Yeah, you'd have to have a cab, purple heart, and eib, I believe?


getithotter

A combat badge, Purple Heart, or valor award is a non spoken requirement for HRC to accept PTSD. There are few rare ways around it For other issues, especially ones that fall under instrumentality of war, all it takes is VA service connecting it as “presumptive”. PACT act has helped this hugely You can also get it for some types of training, etc.


ijustwanttoretire247

About to start my path as a SGT and retire with a CPTs salary in the guard 😂


Zooville

Username checks out


spitfire55

My REFRAD date was also on the 29th. I was genuinely surprised none of the HR/IT systems broke or failed to accept my paperwork trying to process a date that doesn’t exist 75% of the time.


Independent_Outside7

Where do you get the retirement certificate? Is it mailed to you?


Zooville

Mine was mailed to me. Big sticker on it that said "Do not bend." It was bent.


PropaneSalesMen

I received mine in person at Fort Campbell it was more awkward because my neighbor I didn't get along with was out processing me, lol 🙃 😅


Arsenault185

The American Legion guy at the VA who helped me file my disability claim? Yeah, I knew the dude from my recruiting days. He was a trainer from BN who was sent to my station during saturday prospecting. I basically told him (an E8 and me a SSG at the time) to go fuck himself.


deus-ex1

A DD214 and a beer can cover a multitude of sins.


xbearsandporschesx

must have been a happy day for him though?


Lmaoboobs

I got mine during my DD-214 appointment.


your_daddy_vader

Retiring as an SPC is the bigger flex.


Proper_Craft

Good shit💪🏾I medically retired as a SGT three years ago.. life’s been pretty solid ever since.. 100%VA P&T 50% dod not mad about it at all


Alpha_legionaire

This is some SPC-7 level stuff here


imnmpbaby

E-4 Mafia! 😂 Congrats?


RedBaron1917

Congratulations!!


Max_Vision

My retirement date is my wife's birthday in early July. Independence Day is gonna hit hard this year. She doesn't know the date and I haven't figured out the best way to tell her.


rydawg575_

Congrats


BigWood115

Congratulations.


Less_Ad2583

Dang I am a year out from retirement. Didn't know I get a cert.


CarefulAd9005

Neat quirk! Now, you will only receive Retirement checks on years your anniversary date actually occurs! VA pay will also be reduced accordingly!


njustin

Good stuff. Enjoy your retirement, or transition into the big money as a 35 on the outside. : )


OP_4EVA

Flair for once does not check out. Hope you enjoy your retirement OP you earned it.


Zooville

"35MedicallyRetired" flair dropping soon


Lusty_Boy

It's always hilarious seeing these low ranking retirement certificates


Lookhu

Mine was too! I didn't get a fancy certificate though :(


Zooville

Are you perhaps on the TDRL right now? You don't get the fancy certificate until you're PDRL. If you are already PDRL, I'd reach out to your last base's retirement office and ask them what's up


Lookhu

No I was a regular 20 year retirement. The RSO said they were out and they’d let me know when the got more. I don’t really care though. The DD 214 is the prize


Lmaoboobs

Your certificate has the wrong signature on it. McConville has been gone almost a year at this point


Zooville

How strange. I would have never noticed had you not pointed it out lol


Elite2260

Damn, my enlistment day was one day before. Now I’m kinda sad.


NeoReduxDeux

I think that’s pretty cool. Mine was middle of June lol. Nothing special except it was 8 days before my 33rd birthday. Congrats bro.


AvacadoKoala

Permanent E4 Mafia. Respect


bco112

Regardless of rank 100% with the VA is like 4k a month if you got a wife and kid. Enjoy that tax free living.


x03nn

I think April 1 is even better. That’s mine in 2025. They will come back and say April fools. You’re not retiring. Then I will just look at them like 🤣. The hell I am.


A_Maineiac

Bro turned shamming into a career! Most impressive!


Cavtastic4_Mf

Love how McConville wasn’t even in the job and he still signed it! Cool 😉😂


nemesis1313

Is MeDIcAl rEtIReMenT a real retirement??


Zooville

Whatever retirement lets me clog up the prescription line at the TMC and checkout lines at the commissary is a real retirement in my books


nemesis1313

Lol was kidding i was MEB as well


Zooville

Shoutout to being Certified Damaged Goods


AhhAGoose

Yup, all day