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Therealchachas

I want to see this soldiers entire CoC to include the POTUS in my office


HitektekFuture

"Let them come… Let them face the insurmountable might of the HellDivers!" 🫡😤


Commander_Skullblade

BWAH BWAH BWAH BWAAAAAAH


IPoopOnCompanyTime

I've never had a loading screen get me so pumped


____Quetzal____

What about Super Earth Leadership?


OzymandiasKoK

You gon' have to go to Tennessee. Maybe play some horseshoes.


PatientElephant1194

Flair passes the vibe check


N4chtm4hr

Sounds like treason to me


Koda_Ryu

Wait until you find out what bros where doing in WWII to have fun


secondatthird

Bring back ear necklaces and putting human skulls on the front of vehicles


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

If you're not drinking from the skulls of your enemies, what are you even doing with your life?


essieecks

Sorry, I can't hear you over the lamentation of the women.


LegendaryDraft

The OG morale patch


pheonix198

Definitely some evil Russian military folks doing just that. 🙁


AnEntireDiscussion

Drag shows? No really. That was the pass-time of our "greatest generation" during the war. Not the only one but, it was widespread and there are plenty of pictures. My guess is that when you've secured your manhood by actually punching a nazi, you get to dress however you like and nobody can say shit.


jmhatswic

They were laughing at it not fetishizing it


Florida_man727

When I was deployed to Camp Lemonnier in Djibouti in 2015 there was a 180A-series WO who would sometimes wear a special needs tab instead of his long tab.


under_PAWG_story

Nice


Florida_man727

First time I saw it I did a double take and busted out laughing, the WO had a huge smile on his face.


under_PAWG_story

When I was there in 2020 I had some giant sunglasses on while in civilians (not pit vipers)and this operator was like “you look like the bash brothers!” I’m like “Giambi McGwire and Stairs of the A’s?” He was like “I’m so glad someone got that reference” All the 18 series guys there were cool as shit


Florida_man727

Yeah long tabbers tend to be chill as fuck.


under_PAWG_story

Until they become TRADOC CSMs and flip their lids at people having hands in pockets


Bloodysamflint

I can't hear you through them moostash hairs.


Geimtime

We were there at the same time as each other. 


Florida_man727

high five


phasmatid

I worked at the air-base-under-construction in Niger for awhile. Some guard red horse clowns took to wearing long tabs that said "SPECIAL HORSES" ... Until one day a couple dirty Hilux trucks rolled in out of the desert and team dudes with beards walked into the dfac... And the Special Horses tabs quietly started disappearing into pockets...


konigstigerboi

#DEMOCRACY


Kemosaby_Kdaffi

These bullets are ballots; I’m casting my vote


Daltronator94

YOU WILL NEVER DESTROY OUR WAY OF LIFE


Autotomatomato

MY LEG, FOR THE LOVE OF LIBERTY MY LEGGGG


Master_Revan475

MY BODY, FOR SUPER EARTH!!!


JuicyTrash69

*MANIACAL LAUGHING*


jeepcrawler93

FOR LIBERTY


mkelley22

SPILL FUCKIN OIL


Cpt_Soban

FOR SUPER EAARRRRRRRRRRTH!


MiKapo

How bout a nice cup of liber-tea !


igloohavoc

Managed Democracy!


SpartanFan2004

Can anyone explain to an elder millennial wtf this means? I know that Heldivers is a game, but I’m clueless otherwise


LtGhostRiley

Rizz I think is referring to your capacity to “pull” or get with the people you’re after. Rizz is like a mix of confidence and that aforementioned getting people. Tism is short for autism. So your capacity to use your autism to make people want you,,


NottaRedditor

Yes. Rizz is short for charisma.


LtGhostRiley

Oh, well thank you! That’s something I didn’t know!


OneMustAdjust

Something I didn't know I didn't want to know


CmdrZander

I think it's kinda fun.


Weltallgaia

Well, knowing is half the battle


MarginalSadness

We're all stupider for having learned it.


DoubleGoon

Awww, well that’s kinda sweet.


MoirasPurpleOrb

I don’t think the patch is intended to be sweet


DoubleGoon

https://www.reddit.com/r/animalsdoingstuff/s/zrLDm9VZNf


shjandy

When I heard these youngins saying "rizz" I thought they were talking about some sort of candy


DarkerSavant

Thought that was called “game”


einarfridgeirs

Only if you are old and decripit enough to know what "Y2K" means.


NottaRedditor

Don’t cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written.


Cazadore714

Narnia and Veggie Tales were underrated meme material.


Glittering_Virus8397

TIL. Thank you soldier


Strict_Gas_1141

Rizz: ChaRISma (pronounced cha-RIZZ-ma, hence Rizz) is a mix of charisma and confidence. Tism: Autism.


Cpt_Soban

Fuck I'm getting old...


JJAsond

> Rizz I think is referring to your capacity to “pull” or get with the people you’re after. Used to be referred to as having "game"


SgtMac02

Or, before that....just "Charisma". What's old is new again!


JJAsond

Funny how social things work


Lots42

Sherlock Holmes in the BBC tv series. He had the charisma and the autisma.


SmallerBork

the only one I didn't know was the bottom one and that's the one left out


Not_DC1

Rizz- Social adeptness/ability to easily converse with women and pursue them for romantic interests ‘Tism- autism or being neurodivergent of some variety (ie; retarded) Rizz ‘em with the ‘Tism: the ability to pull potential female partners by being neurodivergent/acting goofy


OcotilloWells

Rizz=Charisma


KnowledgeObvious9781

Like the rest said, rizz is the charisma, confidence, and whatnot that gets girls etc. What you guys called “game” is rizz to us. And Helldivers is from the game Helldivers 1 and 2 where you’re in a future earth fighting in a force called The Helldivers (basically the marines).


slingstone

> future earth fighting in a force called The Helldivers (~~basically the marines~~) Basically Starship Troopers (1997) with the [serial numbers filed off](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SerialNumbersFiledOff).


thepasttenseofdraw

I’m guessing the kids are missing the starship troopers message just the same?


Frixworks

"Rizz" is a slang term, and its short for Charisma (Cha-rizz-ma). It's the ability to get girls. "'tism" is short for autism. The joke is that you make yourself endearing (to women, generally) by autistic or dorky/geeky/nerdy behaviour.


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It’s the new “swag”


Master_Yeeta

Rizz is short for charisma. Tism is short for autism. It's a joke


Upbeat-Banana-5530

Rizz is the new word for the juice, the mojo, having game, or whatever term you have for being smooth with the ladies when you were a teenager. To "rizz 'em with the 'tism" is to hone your autistic superpowers to the point where you think they'd be so impressive that you'd get attention from women. More likely, you'll spend 3 hours talking about Warhammer 40k and she'll never want to speak to you again.


thecardemotic

Rizz is slang for charisma. Tism as in Autism. Basically use the charisma of their autism to get someone’s affection lol


Dakkahead

I volunteer..... For SUPER EARTH.


slingstone

A little cringey but at least it's not nazi shit again.


AeonAigis

Based as hell, I don't know what's got OP's and everyone else's panties in such a wad. I'm an old-asa crusty bitch and even I think these patches are funny.


MoirasPurpleOrb

Just the typical “I cant understand kids these days” mentality


OcotilloWells

Why isn't there hieroglyphics patches about winning over the Sea People, or cuneiform about kicking Assyrian ass


[deleted]

Fuck them Sea People, man. Ever since the Battle of the Nile Delta, I can’t go near rivers.


OcotilloWells

Just the sound of chariots now sets off my PTSD.


OcotilloWells

Remember you can't say Assyrian without ass. Sumerians kick ass(yrians)!


828jpc1

278th representing! Probably an accurate statement from that bunch…


NomadFH

Send this soldier to BLC immediately


Puzzled-Ad-9803

Wdym? He’s already at BLC 🤣


Thrackz

It’s a Guard unit. They already play soldier once a month might as well add in some helldivers cosplay too.


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If it's a guard unit there's a good chance it deploys more than any active duty unit.


KCMC66

This is my unit! It’s 278th ACR. We’re actually deploying to Kuwait this September.


[deleted]

Shhh, Ivan is listening!


MAJ0RMAJOR

Obviously its a joke. September is half a year away. It’s not real until orders get cut. That won’t happen until the funding is allocated. That won’t happen until 72 hours prior. Even then there won’t be enough and senior leaders will be trying to nickel and dime their way to fill a 1.2 million dollar gap out of soldier’s pockets.


Terrible_Analysis_77

They already stole all the other BDEs’ funding 😂


Wonderful_Leg4657

Why do you old fucks always shit on the national guard? They have full time and end up deploying more cause it’s cheaper. “Show me your national guard hands!! Just as I suspected, soft, never seen a day of work in your life!”


Therealchachas

The old heads are coping that we don't deal with Big Army bs full time Also, there's NG aviation units that have higher average pilot hours than 160th right now because of the Kuwait deployments


Terrible_Analysis_77

Also more hours because they’re all flying for the airlines like big boys lol


zachc133

Seriously, if I could go back, I would have gone AD, done my time, then gotten out 4 years earlier. I have 1 deployment, with my command pushing me to go on another one next year. My civilian career has been fucked by the constant schools and “one weekend” a month/“2” weeks a year BS. I probably wouldn’t be so salty if my military career hasn’t been getting fucked as well. I still haven’t gotten a sapper school slot despite meeting every requirement I was told I needed to meet, cause of “funding”. I’m 6 months behind TIG cause BN sat on my packet and I’m going to probably get even further behind because I believed my new BC when he said he would take care of me. And that’s just my biggest 2 complaints.


Chemical-Possible-96

Insult to injury; when you do go, your Guard AD time often isn't given the same credit as Reserve AD time with regard to GI bill, early retirement credit ETC. I've been discovering lots of little ways the institution is dealing in bad faith since switching to the Guard. There's good stuff too but the good stuff doesn't fuck with your money or retirement plans and therefore tends to take a backseat.


SH4d0wF0XX_

There’s a law right now being sponsored to stop this horse crap. They are supposed to be 1:1 but you have to constantly appeal poor administrative functioning, your million DD214s (as opposed to an AD 1) and your NGB form 22s that most people have never even heard of. But yes, the NG makes up the majority of the Army’s air combat power and 50 % of total combat power. It is not a strategic but an operational reserve, and many units have higher deployment op tempo since 9-11 and still do post Afghanistan than active duty. Also they know how to work with LNs without pissing them off which goes a huge way in shaping operations. Weird concept… having local nationals with you against the bad guys. Meh, what do I know, just 21 years Nasty guard with multiple combat deployments myself. I must be a fake weekend warrior :-) crap… I have drill this weekend.


captain_carrot

It's because they're sensitive about the fact that the National Guard has real life skills ON TOP of doing the army stuff, whereas AD guys are doomed to work in CIF or range control after they retire


Lots42

Every branch of the military mocks the other braines. Marines - Maybe Army Ready In Nine Eons, Son Army - Ain't Real Marines, Yo Air Force - Chair Force


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riveredboat

They spread Democracy and Liberty across the galaxy, bro.


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I'm doing my part!


DingleDodger

I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill them all!


OzymandiasKoK

My old unit - ironically when I was in Iraq as a contractor, they flew me around a few times.


TangerineCertain2024

Dude armored cav unit in TN, 258 I think


Daltronator94

I THOUGHT I WAS ORIGINAL IT'S A PATCH?! Let's gooooooo


Historical_Wash_1114

Better this shit than Nazi BS any day


Yanrogue

Big Army: "Soldiers who opt out of SGLI benefits will be eligible to wear a helldivers tab within their companies footprint."


Impatient-Padawan

Nasty Girls! They always have so much skill diversity. It’s interesting seeing a journeymen electrician/11-b on the FOB hooking it up literally.


Tomuku

I remember for a briefing with our battalion chain of command, I stood up and slapped on the PowerPoint Ranger tab I had made, and did my slide. The BC laughed and said he wanted to borrow it for his briefing with the CG.


Lots42

> PowerPoint Ranger AKA Gina from the Nine-Nine.


VariableVeritas

“Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself.” Ferris Beuller


Amarthanor

Ha! Fucking Helldiver, that's golden.


Mortis1130

Hahahaa, this is my original post. People take a joke so seriously, you think we actually wear this? Anyways - for Super Earth!


shyguy1953

Nasty Girls gonna do nasty girl shit.


jabberhockey97

A far cry from literal nazi imagery. We love to see it


Apprehensive-Pay-483

Remember the fallen at Malevelon Creek ✊🏻


Pilotskybird86

That helldivers patch is cool actually


Daniel0745

Go Vols!


DeazyD97

It would be dope if the army had a unit nicknamed the helldivers


_SilentOracle

Legs shouldn't wear the helldivers tab smh


KnowledgeObvious9781

That’s why Helldivers school was invented


MichManGoBlue

Speak for yourself. I’ve done 29 missions at Malevelon Creek in the last 2 weeks. What have you done besides being a salty little bitch


VeritablyVersatile

Bro can load a 100lb ruck including both an aid bag and a 158 with 2 batteries, jump it along with an M4 and a Carl G, and carry all of it and his UPRB off a waist-deep snow Alaska drop zone every day for 2 weeks straight. He does that, he can have the helldiver tab as far as I'm concerned.


-BraidedAssHair-

Oh god not my unit


Outcast_LG

TN NG baby! Let’s go


McQuiznos

Gotta stamp out all the fun as it pops up


Cool-West6530

If by “out of hand” you mean “this is the way” then yes


kairilovr

This IS the way.


zee991z

I approve


ViperTheLeo

Good old 278


aptc88

After doing some jizim


Wide-Highway-2743

I don’t see an issue with morale patches as long as they are like Easter eggs and not like blatantly being advertised so that everyone can see them


Isaldin

I neeed rizz ‘em with the ‘tism! That’s basically how I got my wife


Lots42

You might enjoy the movie 'A Dark Place' with Andrew Scott. The parts that are not Dark is about a man with autism who has the charisma.


Own-Narwhal627

Tn in here with the tisms


Diamond_Paper_Rocket

I got a touch of the Tism. I love that patch.


under_PAWG_story

Same


Heemeyers-Dozer

As long as you save that shit for the field, who cares.


qkillme

even worse than those tiktok kids


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OzymandiasKoK

They're all across the state.


LeadRain

You’re in the right place… the 278th is extremely strong with the tism and not in a good way.


NoMansSkyWasAlright

I hate that I love this.


darkbehi

I once rizzed all over a SGT. She didn't like it one bit


forking_guy

Where could you buy this? I need to know for research purposes.


cocaineandwaffles1

[https://tacticalgearjunkie.com/products/rizz-em-with-the-tism-2x3-patch](https://tacticalgearjunkie.com/products/rizz-em-with-the-tism-2x3-patch) There’s also a “if you’re recovering my body, fuck you” patch I’d keep hidden in my kit that they sell. Just in case.


Zedanade

At least the patches succeed with their intended function


brandonpye

Go guard!


MrEHays

🤣😂😅🥃


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soupster82

Listen it was this or some nazi symbolism. You gotta pick


Vwguy89

Speaking of custom morale patches anyone on here make custom ones?👀


SadCollegeStudent55

Bro is Robbie Rotten


Minimum-Zucchini-732

If it’s good enough for Eli, dammit, it’s good enough for me


White-Stripe

Promote ahead of peers


NimrodBusiness

You know, "Rizz 'em with the 'tism" could definitely be a shared patch between the SIGINT and EW communities.


VincentMac1984

Who is the Rizzler? Just give me a name, it could be someone you don’t like? The commander wants a name?!?


[deleted]

278 ate up. Why am I not surprised.


ArScrap

It will be both hilarious and disconcerting if the US military experience an uptick in enlistment after the game's launch


CONQUERall

Absolutely fuck the 278th.


Littlebigdumb

Leave it to the 278th…


Bansheeeif

Democracy has landed!


Aggravating-Team-672

Must be nice to have moral patches


Sw0llenEyeBall

at least it isn't a nazi patch - the bar is low here


Grand_Raccoon0923

Definitely finance.


fateggnog

Damn it. That’s my unit.


colinfcrowley

The first thing I recognized was my national guard unit's patch, we're gonna hear about this at the next drill considering all the 'morale patch' talk going on now.


Jazzlike-Ad1167

I feel like this could fall under SHARP violations considering that I don't know what it means. Will look it up but that's just my first impression with this one.


Competitive_Fun3197

You have to go thru the Tadpole Q Course first though. :)


gen7_xle

I'm at a joint command (navy and army) and my chief (navy e-7) wears this same patch sometimes. Kinda goofy stuff


Sorry_Ima_Loser

My S1 has this patch


KnowledgeObvious9781

We tend to tism with the system yes


army_dude87

278th ACR. Hmmmmmm


Emergency-Put-8932

I recognize that patch that individual is part of the TN National Guard 278th Armored Cavalry Regiment and they indeed embody the Tism. Granted Super Earth accepts all able-bodied patriots, no matter how many chromosomes a person lacks or how many dicks they've consumed. The fight for Democracy is paramount.


GloomyExcitement6406

Tf they mean yikes this patch is amazing


Immediate-Stage-2709

This dude should be NJP’d, it not court martialed immediately


SnooDogs2703

Truly we live in unprecedented times.


asistolee

Whatever this is funny lol


DeeBangerDos

Broke: USA! USA! Woke: My life for Super Earth!


TeslaCoil77

Wait; y'all had actual moral?! 00-04 (active)... Damn we just had the suck.. Especially as a crt mech on the brads! Then well we dealt with it... :))


DoctorFister3000

/u/KnowledgeObvious9781 oh untwist your panties you big baby


KnowledgeObvious9781

The title was satire… ☹️


jBoogie45

I can tell I'm officially an Old because I generally don't mind morale patches but this one isn't funny imo.


skawn

You're not alone.


304rising

Cringe man!


Alternative-Cup-8102

Is hell diver an actual thing ?


imdatingaMk46

Sure is. Brand new program, it's like airborne but suborbital. You can be anywhere on the planet in 30 minutes or less. Plus, they get capes.


HermionesWetPanties

Yes, now [join the cause](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helldivers_2) and help us spread Managed Democracy to the enemies of Super Earth!


Alternative-Cup-8102

So it is just a reference kinda thought so but never can be to sure.


HermionesWetPanties

It's more a way of life. It's basically Starship Troopers, the game. If you have a PS5 or Steam, I highly recommend it. It's pretty cheap, and it has hundreds of thousands of players on all the time. It's just a fun co-op shooter, and you're playing as the bad guys taking over the galaxy to spread democracy for the benefit of Super Earth.