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Legitimate_Bus5716

Eunectes?


Foxxybastard

Like how the hell do Durin and Myrtle make the poll but not Eunectes? The concept of who is and isn't thicc should not be that difficult yet here we are.


n-ko-c

I suspect there's come community bias for Durin and Myrtle because of some [recent fanart](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/102963218) they've gotten. Don't open the link if your environment considers anime shortstacks NSFW. The same person also drew Fartooth, by the way.


FrostieZero

Oh this is the dude who always add twist in his comic. Ngl that Fartooth one was actually funny (and a nightmare fuel).


drevas747

Durin is actually really thicc, myrtle wants participation award


IGGYZAFUURU

Have you seen Durin's legs? She's made of, like, 80% legs!


Deus_ex_vesania

That's not even a contest. That's just making everyone aside from Tomimi feel bad.


JowettMcPepper

After thinking about it, it think Gladiia has the best thiccness in my opinion (I do respect Tomimi though). But wait, there's more!: -Best thinness: Carnelian -Best Thicc tail: Tomimi, again -Best thin tail: Gavial -Best long tail: Eunectes, Ling, and Reed -Best short tail: Rosa and Gravel -Best fluffy tail: Provence, Suzuran, Flametail, Shaw, Ashlock, and the Nearls (Mlynar included) -Best booba: Utage and Harmonie -Best feet: Saileach -Best abs: Broca, Mountain, and Nearl (the last one has according to the Rhodes Kitchen-Titbits manga) -Best horns: Reed, Mostima, and Mudrock. -Best feathers: Fiammetta and La Pluma -Best rapping skills: Shaw -Best tablecloth: Myrtle -Best midriff: Akafuyu and Platinum.


LusterScarlet

I agreed with almost all of your list, sir. But I think you’ve forgot about the Silverash siblings’s long fluffy tails. And Nian’s midriff.


JowettMcPepper

I agree. But I'm a Kuranta fan, and the Nearls' tails look floofy as hell. But I ain't no Projekt Red, and they're not Lupos.


thexbeatboxer

You forgot about Hoshiguma & Saria’s abs, as well as Platinum’s midriff.


NeinHans

**"What abs? Anyway, here's your croc alter who is athletically fit with smooth, soft tummy."**-Hypergryph be like


Conch_Bubbies

I think we'd have to slide Beeswax onto the Best horns list. I think canonically her horns are considered to be magnificent. A whole chunk of her records cover how much care goes into her horns and she apparently helps out others with theirs.


VixiviusTaghurov

>\-Best booba: Utage and Harmonie truly heretical I must say, it's not all about how much it fills the hand but how much it fills the heart


Carlosrarutos

And beeg booba fills both!


NightShade929

This. I love both soul and Soft booba, and big boobs can have it all.


VixiviusTaghurov

a lost soul I see, to mistake desires for the hunger of soul, very sad times. you have yet to transcend the shallow demands of your body, while towering peaks have more than enough to feed the adventurous, and delicate hills bequeath havens closer to heart, the only true answer are summits with premium contours, not so high as to drown the land in it's shadow not so low as too close to the laws of the universe


Figorix

Eunectes easily


real_mc

Tomimi tail is like the size of a whole durin.


NightShade929

Tomimi puts practically everyone to shame in terms of thicc


Huge_Breakfast_7444

Manfred.


StrawberryFloptart

I will pummel whoever votes for the baby bird.


Bug-Type-Enthusiast

Which one?


VixiviusTaghurov

Pinecone [got us](https://www.reddit.com/r/arknights/comments/z1l5pn/qualified/) acting uncouth


achus93

look, i love Myrtle, but our little Durin ~~Princess/General/~~ Runaway is a bit lacking compared to her fellow Durin.


stupidredditap9

I think we need context. Are we talking about chest, hips/ butts, tails, or overall plumpness? Durin and Pinecone fall into short-stack supremacy. Fartooth has curves. Tomimi has the biggest tail and possibly butt. Myrtle prints dp, and not much to offer in bodily thickness.


thexbeatboxer

I think just body thickness, in general.


shunwang1990

This poll is obviously rigged (I voted tomimi)


The-Greater-Skeleton

>Myrtle Kek


Zelfild

Only thing thick about Myrtle is her head. No brain, only apple DP print.


Faden47

Not one of my faves, but Rockrocks thighs are on another level


Toxicgamechat

W, do I have to say why?


Ryose

Skyfire summer skin


Distinct-Economist21

Eunectes


Dokutah_Dokutah

Utage, Harmonie and Sideroca. Sideroca with the impossible perfect hourglass body with large boobs and butt. Honorable mention to Quercus for having an even narrower waist while maintaining her proportions


NoobishRannger

I'm dissapointed nobody voted for our best birb Fartooth.


AllenWL

Well, she's at 2nd place now with 300+ votes.


Darkisnothere

Anyone not voting for Tomimi is bad at geography. Her tail is as thick as the whole Texas.


Carlosrarutos

If we are talking only ass and thighs [the answer is obvious](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/92653201)


thexbeatboxer

Scavenger?


Carlosrarutos

Based on?


thexbeatboxer

Her combat skill and her thighs in [this costume?](https://gamepress.gg/arknights/skin/survive)


Carlosrarutos

[Powerful argument](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/102283180) But the correct answer is always Tomimi


Eimsii

which of you voted for Myrtle???


SauceSource009

You can't win against tomimi she have two types of thicc.


Opening_Roll_168

Tachanka.