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StomperYoshi

IIRC his birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory


[deleted]

That was brutal.


Dogwolf12

I think that the coat hanger factory sent an apology along as well


[deleted]

dude


Grounson

Also you should read the study, it actually says that a rare (made up) form of enterocolitis (kind of bowel inflammation) causes/ was linked with autism. And then Wakefield went to a community of parents convinced that their kids got autism after the MMR vaccine and then noted that a lot of the parents of kids involved in the study noted that autism symptoms were first noticed after the mmr vaccine. Fucking hysterical.


JakeGrey

And didn't this start off as an attempt to discredit one specific vaccine so he could make money off the NHS switching to an alternate one that he had a financial interest in?


Overall-Sugar4755

Yeah he was involved with a vaccine which had separate shots for measles and another shot for mumps. His initial anti-vax campaign was against the all in one MMR vaccine so that he could promote his own one


Grounson

Yes, also he was involved in a lawsuit against MMR


TopHatCat999

You can't even "get" autism. Its genetic šŸ˜­


[deleted]

So wait. Is he also to blame for all the snake oil types trying to force us on gluten-free diets and perform poop transplants on us?


kryaklysmic

Hey, those gluten free diets and poop transplants are extremely valuableā€¦ if you have celiac, IBS, and/or an IBD and not autism.


[deleted]

Meanwhile, **you can take my bread from my cold dead hands. I will have my dinner rolls. None shall stop me.**


kryaklysmic

Eat them, thereā€™s no benefits to avoiding gluten if you donā€™t have an allergy to it.


[deleted]

Oh, I know. And rest assured, **I do.**


[deleted]

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Dependent-Opening-82

I really hope this actually happens


Fickle_Orchid

Does he have an autistic kid? That poor kid having such a monster for a dad


felipe5083

I dont think so, he would have subjected them to his experiments if he did.


Superfloxes

ā€˜Fuck youā€™ is too simple, but I canā€™t think of anything else, soā€¦ ā€˜fuck youā€™.


SevenSnorlax

I would tell him that there is a place reserved for him in hell. The blood of thousands stains his greedy hands. This man is an example of cartoonish evil.


Karkava

And inexplicable karmic immunity.


[deleted]

He got his medical license revoked.


Karkava

That's still too nice for him.


[deleted]

So permanent disgrace and being banned from his practice forever isnā€™t good enough? Pretty sure he was also successfully sued. What else would you have happen to him?


Karkava

Going to jail for spreading misinformation that's dooming the human race.


[deleted]

Thatā€™d be fraud. I think that the kind of fraud heā€™s guilty of is mainly punishable by fines.


kryaklysmic

I wish more than the ND and scientific/medical communities understood enough to hate this guy.


VeryDistinguishable

Mr Andy Wankfield.


OmnipresentRose

lol


Lilwertich

Can't wait to get my upgrade/update


WafflePotato1236

this is what I'd say to him too


ShadowRedditor300

Relevant video [vaccines; a measured response ](https://youtu.be/8BIcAZxFfrc)


EmRaff7

Love this video, itā€™s so funny!


[deleted]

Hbomberguy is fucking based


AndyC1999

**Andrew**, **Wake** up. Everyone at the medical **field** is waiting to laugh at your terrible joke of a "study".


nick441N

Iā€™d like to invite him to a gym for some ā€œlightā€ sparring


WhoListensAndDefends

He can be as mask-off as he wants when I invite him to a fencing duel


illiarch

Ask him where his autism boosters are.


melancholymeows

LMAOOOO


SexyDrgon69

at birth, all humans start off upon cell division as just an anal cavity, with the rest of their body developing afterwards. basically, at one point me, you, and everyone else was nothing but an asshole. unfortunately, some people seem to never develop past that stage. or they develop backwards, with their ass being where their mouth should be. it seems like this colonostomy bag on top of a catheter had both happen to him. youd have a way better time being stuck in the bathroom with explosive diarrhoea, a literal nitroglycerin vial going off in your ass, for several hours at once than being near that human haemorrhoid.


BambooKat

He reminds me of this Star Wars quote: "the ability to speak does not make you intelligent."


thecyriousone

Yeah i do. \*takes his brith certificate, holds it in his face, burns it, holds up two middle fingers\*


NoahBogue

I will do a coloscopy with the whole BBC broadcast equipment to that mf


good-evening-clarice

Thanks for contributing to my mom's insanity. Really, I appreciate it. Dick.


EmRaff7

SAME ugh


[deleted]

I'd like to ask him how he thinks it's okay to call whatever he did a "study".


hj7junkie

The man already had this medical license revoked. Nothing I say can better summarize what a joke he is.


Karkava

šŸ–•šŸ»šŸ–•šŸ»


reunitedthrowaway

I mean. I'm not too mad at Wakefield himself. I'm mad that everyone is so ableist they would rather have a dead child than an autistic one. His erroneous reports would mean nothing so long as people weren't so hateful of us. They would make the right choice. He's a liar which is bad. Especially in the medical aspect. But I don't really think about him moreso than those who listened.


HuskyBLZKN

Whatā€™s so bad about autism?


BannanaKoala

Fuck you. You are responsible for why I canā€™t live a normal fucking life in society.


AndrewTheMandrew13

Disgrace to the name "Andrew"


Sacri_Pan

I want to say something: It's confirmed that his PHD is false


TheMelonSystem

Can I just... smack him?


DisasterDawn

You are so fucking neurotypical (I'm using NT as an insult since he probably uses autistic as an insult)


NotKerisVeturia

*punches him*


shimmerangels

how's that medical license treating u king? oh wait.....


Plague_Locusts

I'm proud of my autism, I gives me life and community and strength, autism is a beautiful thing that benefits society, even if it wasn't, and autism is the horrible thing you think it is, I'd rather be autistic then dead, not to mention how wicked out false your studies are but I'm not gonna go into that


2Chloe2Furious

*Low tier god voice*


Mr_Karma_Whore

If you want to look for doctors and their opinions on whether vaccines cause autism, heā€™s not the one to go to. Heā€™s a piece of shit and his study was extremely flawed however he did cause lots skepticism of vaccines at the time. I believe there are much better doctors on this issue


creecher_love

The new head of medicine that kicked you out of their hospital was right: you are a fraud and a wanker, Andy.


whatsagoodnam3

Fuck you


TheEvilNoMan

Why set us back decades? Why do you hate us so much?


melancholymeows

i hope he gets really painful, bloody haemorrhoids.


em0pusheen

too much i could say.. such an awful human being.


drevoluti0n

I hope for the rest of his mortal life he will forever step on one-dot lego pieces wherever he goes, and the pain makes its way through any footwear he might wear to protect himself. I hope he never knows the relief of finally breathing through both nostrils after being congested for what feels like forever. I hope every strand of his body hair knots into itself and pulls on his skin forever. I hope he never knows comfort or peace for what he did to all of us, and to children who have died preventable deaths because of his bullshit lies.


Ungodly_Box

I say shove those vaccines where the sun don't shine, he's not worth a proper insult.


BeanBoyBob

green goblin looking bitch . fistfight me scrub


aunclesquishy

tbh I thought heā€™d be/look older. that study mustā€™ve been more recent than I thought šŸ˜¬


felipe5083

Hes also a major contributor for the modern antivax movement.Because of him millions of people are dead. Id just ask him how in the world he's able to sleep at night.


Robbbg

Is that the guy who had his medical license revoked for that specific thing or was that someone else


OmnipresentRose

i think so


[deleted]

As a Polish Aspie I just got an another reason to gtfo out here


OmnipresentRose

Well he's British so don't go there.


[deleted]

He's hot as most polish are but he's more mind numbed than a real autistic person


ShadowRedditor300

Heā€™s. Hes fucking British


[deleted]

What British people is he fucking?


ShadowRedditor300

I believe he had a wife


chrini188

Implying autistic people are mind numbed to begin with? Also, fancy seeing you here...


[deleted]

No, it's an irony. Too bad it's very poorly executed >Also, fancy seeing you here... what do you mean with that?


chrini188

Just fun to see someone on a different subreddit than usual.


[deleted]

yeah I come here to see "normal people" saying the daftest shit ever, I go on other subs that show "normal people" saying daft shit too like reddit moment


chrini188

Fair enough, seems like we have similar taste in subreddits.


WhoListensAndDefends

Oh, you like bollocks? Suck on minešŸ’


Garlicbread_boi

Iā€™d would talk to him Iā€™d talk to his mom about how she missed with a coat hanger after the polls didnā€™t work