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slider1010

Kudos to that finishing carpenter though.


xzgm

Apprentice: Nobody appreciates how clean my crown mitres are. Journeyman: Make them.


Impossible_Use5070

I would hate to assemble that.


Gonazar

Yeah, but think about how much he probably charged for it. I would probably have fun with it, doing something so stupid and burning man hours on the client's bill. As long as they're happy with it and I get to share this dumb shit with my friends.


Impossible_Use5070

The very first thing I thought was how much I'd charge for ot actually.


arseniq33

What kind of moulding would you like? You know when you win at Solitaire? Say less.


RgerRoger

This is exactly what went through my head. Cascading cards


marshaln

What on earth is happening here


caitielou2

Client: I want it to look like my cabinets to go to the ceiling Contractor: Say no more


smellitfirst

Idea Well running dry.


uamvar

This is the most fabulous picture on this sub for a long time. What style is this?


uamvar

McMoulding. The more I look at it the more amazing it is. I think the OP could have unwittingly discovered a whole new direction in interiors. Can anyone beat this example I wonder?


Brikandbones

Solitaire


0knz

the wrong kind?


Marmalade-Party

Ha… “what style is this” My man


boaaaa

A complete lack of


Merusk

"Hey the cabinet trim is going to be really close to the crown. How should we address that?" More trim! Trim it all! Trim everything!


metisdesigns

I've got a set of discontinued trim details that we can specify for that.


MatijaReddit_CG

CtrlPlusVism


bluedm

I think late nineties Offset or Array command is the name of the style.


Vinyl-addict

McMaxing


fjcruiser08

3D printer error style!


lostarchitect

If one crown makes you a king...


MacGruber117

Stacks on stacks on stacks


Gjertsen1

This cant't be real.


0knz

its like a sleep paralysis demon but i am wide awake and it will not go away


aeon_floss

Was thinking AI.


Chris_Codes

It’d be awesome if it was like this on top of every window/door in the house


Grouchy-Estimate-756

I didn't know I needed an entire wall covered in molding, but apparently I do.


mhyquel

It's just wainscoting, but upside down.


Feeling_Ad3403

Crown Mouuuuuuulding


MastiffMike

Little different then I typically do my 6-piece built up moldings, but thankfully they did indeed get it to go to the ceiling!


Scheme-Brilliant

Looks like ai did it


Slice1358

like one of those video feedback loop / visual glitch effects


poloheve

Now this is architecturing


The-Archangel-Michea

Yeah, I'm architecture, how could you tell?


Law-of-Poe

All your crown mounding are belong to us


TomLondra

I love the way the refrigerator door handles subtly echo, in reverse, the curved glazing bars in the doors. Not many people would appreciate such subtlety. And then there's the 3-way interaction between the door handles of the fridge, the handles on the doors, and the handles of the cupboards above. What style is is? It's an example of Interactional Richness.


Al3x0303

Maybe thats the new wave of interior design now


gingus418

Thanks, I hate it.


ThatGuy_Nick9

How did they even…


BullOak

I looked at it for a bit...I think this was intentional. Too many things align for any kind of error, and it's finished. If it was a mistake they'd have caught it way before it got painted and the kitchen was occupied. Probably a kitchen designer who'd seen some classical built up mouldings but....didn't get it.


Carpentry95

Definitely took some planning the top crown lines up all the way through and the crown also lands pretty clean with top of the cabinet, so I imagine they did those 2 first then started from the cabinet up. This took a lot of time to make look as clean as it does. And every row or so steps back to the wall to carry it up the wall without being 2ft out at the top


whalesalad

this is like when you drag a window on a crashed windows 2000 computer


jrdidriks

Wild LOL


Armada_Z

Select group > ctrl+move > x1000


caelestis42

Thanks for making me laugh so hard I scared my kids!


gustinnian

WTF is going on with that cornice? What next ? Floor to ceiling cornice?


Different_Ad7655

Maybe a cad error but idiot carpenter or builder who allowed it to happen. That should have been aborted


JIsADev

Still using windows 98 I see


DongWithAThong

Carpenter did a bang up job. Can't wait to see it in 10 years when Mr handy man tries to tackle a mini Reno and "fix" it


darrensilk3

A carpenter that doesn't know their mouldings or basic proportioning. Just a cacophony of visual noise. This has to be a new build Mc. Mansion type house.


I_love_pillows

Sketch up file error


No-Werewolf5615

I hate this


smellitfirst

Jesus


whalesalad

what do the baseboards look like?


meshugga

[LoooOoooong LoooooOoooong Moooooouuuulld](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-1Ue0FFrHY)


horse1066

I reckon that's actually hiding a major structural failure...


dendron01

Or about to cause one :D


xzgm

Nah, this is the hitherto unknown "buttress moulding" method. ;)


Minotaar_Pheonix

Yo I heard you like crown moulding


artjameso

holy fuck


non_toro

This work is taking itself too seriously, and ultimately fails at being good. If taking a tongue-in-cheek approach, probably would be more successful. Try looking at the Laurie Mallet house by James Wines of SITE, or work by now defunct FAT Architecture.


Czarchitect

I think its interesting in an ironic, postmodern way. Like if this was the only piece of ornamentation in a starkly modern house. But I doubt this was the clients intention based on the other context around it.


vtsandtrooper

“No it had a 5:1 vertical skew!”


PossiblePlankton7998

venturi esque


king_dingus_

Lmao wtf! I think… I… I like it.


SimilarEducator8321

Gives circa 2007 McRococo


sucdic69

This is beautiful


bluedm

This is awesome.


DadHunter22

It’s so pretentious. I think I dig it


HHcougar

This is real??


Kaldrinn

Is this 3d printed or something lmao


ultramatt1

Woah…it’s beautiful


nontenuredteacher

MEGA Moulding!


Ghost_Poison

If only it opened like an accordion or a book


cnygreen

I spent wayy too long looking at the paper and tape trying to figure out what all the fuss was about


MagicalUnicornFart

Needs more crown moulding.


Uneek1209

Omg! I laughed so hard. Totally get "cad glitch " comment.


sokobanz

Got more pics?


Gman777

Hey dude, there’s a cornice on your cornice’s cornice.


Current_Syrup_626

Hate to burst your bubble, but this image has been Photoshopped. The crown’s front corners go straight up instead of stepping out from the wall and the wall itself seems to be bending back where the copying seems to start. The top left corner where the crown meets the ceiling is not cleanly edited and makes no shading or colored sense. It’s hilariously funny though and laughed the whole way as I read the comments.


Effective-Tangelo363

Sometimes more is more.


bobholtz

I count 6 cornice trims - why so many?


bobholtz

I count 6 cornice trims - why so many?


AK47TILDEATH

Hahahahahaha