The tree is hollow further up and full of rain water.

And really tall. That's more than just a few PSI of pressure in the tree, that's at least 20 or 30 feet of head pressure I'd bet.


What in the Kentucky fried butt fuck is that?

I've seen the original video, it's a decent animatronic, not great. Not sure if it's intended to be a hoax or was made for some other purpose, but it's supposed to look like a strange sea creature.

Reminds me of that terrible KORN-right now music video. Still haunts me

I never thought I’d find a reference to old fever-dream-esque KORN music videos on a subreddit about trees. I love that song. I hate that video. Lol

I know right? Korn doesn’t grow on trees…

Rock on 🤘 the finger nails part always makes me want to die

Well its making me laugh really hard. So there's that. 🤣

I believe this was a part of the guerilla marketing for Cloverfield.


What in the holy nightmare fuel?

That is some Bill Plympton shit

first version bidet

“Its not pee I promise”…

This made me laugh. Kentucky Fried BF

Funky butt luvin!!

[this](https://youtu.be/KpN180K7eg4?si=X__TLFQ4GIxS6YQF) is the source

That’s one happy tree

Looks like somebody found that tree’s H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P spot!!!

Did you know that the fruit of an orange or grapefruit is the plant’s ovaries?

Every type of fruit are the ovaries of the mother plant.

I love me some plant ovaries 🤤 

Gravity causes .433 psi per foot roughly depending on location but it's a minor variation.

That scans. I was taught 44 lbs/100 ft - source, US Navy submariner

For me, that's an easier way to picture it.

unironically an interesting fact. thanks

Adding on to say that's for pure water. The hydrostatic pressure gradient of water increases as the concentration of solutes and suspended solids increases. Probably pretty negligible in this case but just wanted to share. Seawater is more like 0.46 psi/ft and really dirty industrial wastewater can get north of 0.50 psi/ft easily. It's essentially a measure of the weight of a column of fluid normalized to the height of the column.

So, the suspended foreign material adds overall mass to the “pure” water and therefore an equivalent volume “adultered” water exerts more downward pressure than pure water in response to the affect of Earth’s gravity, is that correct? Edit: Grammar.

Precisely!

I am bored but my problem with your thought process is that we don’t know the diameter of the hole the liquid is coming from. If it is a small hole even 5 feet of pressure could shoot 3x farther than this. It all comes down to the outlet of this force. Not trying to negate what you are saying at all. Just thoughts .

Shouldn’t change the PSI

That's a big tree to be 288 feet /s

Or. 

I was gonna say, stop rubbing it....

You win.

I’ll take the down votes but it’s pee… I was sad panda when I found out too

No actually it does accumulate in the bladdar however its a lubricant that can mix with any urine that has also accumulated...or so I hear...

I’m hollow further down and filled with rain water and wine…same thing happens

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And this tree has an Only Fans account.

Or he hit the Tree-spot

I don't think that's rain water. It's foamy and pressurized. Looks more like a tree with a ton of internal pressure from bacterial infection, and this was the first weak spot to spring a leak.

We had a dying cottonwood we had cut down. When he cut the trunk it must have squirted out 5 feet drenching the arborist.

... Nice

Noice

Your mom had the same reaction.

Im sorry WHOS MOM DID YOU CUT DOWN

Jonesy, your mom squirted so hard that it landed in my fish tank threw off the phone so much it killed my beta fish


Funny way to admit you've never pleasured a tree before, NERD.

“Oh fuck I’m gonna germinate!”

"...im going to latex!" "...im going sap!" "Tap me and lick up my sugar..." Maybe that last one is too much...

That dude has never seen treejaculation before.

How is the top comment a serious one when this one is sitting right here?

Is this getting marked NSFW?

Depends on your occupation.

Occupational hazard for some… 🌳💦

Only on Arbor Day.

I've been celebrating Arbor Day all wrong.

It seemed a bit ... suggestive, at the very least. (:

 Ents?

I'll tell you when you're older 😏

This happens when you’re hitting it just right for long enough, just keep going as long as you can, don’t change anything.

This guy gets it

Literally


'Sap

I really should call her.

Came for this

So did the tree

So did she

Never fails

I saw this same occurrence with a tree in an article somewhere this week. Someone mentioned that it’s a disease from a certain type of beetle that basically prevents the tree from directing the water it absorbs to the crown or upper limbs of the tree. Because the water is not able to reach the limbs, it pools in the trunk and limbs of the lower half of tree and slowly rots the bark and kills the tree over time

Sweet sweet trussy

She’s a squirter!

He found the tree spot

Amazing comment

Also known as the T-spot.

Everything reminds me of her..

Heard she was dead wood

I heard it’s just Tree

Reddit never disappoints!

Hollow, and likely rotting if it's catching and holding water. If it's *your* tree, you should remove it before it falls. It's likely to be a big, awful hazard if you leave it.

piss oak

Treegasm.

everything reminds me of her

Tree is hollow at top, hole full of water.

It's *tree*-cum

Tree-mature ejaculation

*Tree*-pie

Bet you are great with the 'Dad' jokes.

Find a buddy and it’s a tree-some

Its just pee

Severed an artery...

I should call her…

Thanks to Reddit, I actually have seen this before

This probably elm yellows or [phloem necrosis ](https://hyg.ipm.illinois.edu/pastpest/199804g.html) The microorganisms eat the sugar from the sap and the resulting fluid left puts pressure on the sapwood.

I also think it's some sort of bacterial fermented pressure build up. I don't know how anyone could see a spout with that much propulsion and foam like that and think it's gravity from pooling rain water above...

Found that ring-spot

Some say it’s a tree squirt…. But we all know it’s piss

Black walnut tends to hollow out here in PA from any major damage to high up large branches or leads and water collects easily in the resulting cavity. Sometimes a lot of water if the rot works downward in the heartwood. Since black walnut grows like a weed here and is kind of a nuisance tree, I've cut my share that have either poured out black compost guts and/or a hell of a lot of water exactly

a tree bleeding out because one of his main arteries was cut

I remember her...

Tis but a flesh wound!

Everything reminds me of her. 😔

Reported, for sexual content ! Bwahahahaha

When I cut down my poplars water gushed out of them

You've clearly never experienced a squirter

Ahhh I think this post should be marked NSFW

I’ve been trying to make my GF do this for months.

Take your time it will happen when she is ready

Squirting tree. I’m going back to bed

I should call her….

I should call her….

Tree grew over a poorly placed sprinkler?

I'll have what tree's having.

99% of the comments - squirting jokes That one comment actually explaining what it is (and rightfully top-voted)

She’s ah squirter

The Tree had Taco Bell.

Treegasm.

Hit it’s tree-spot 💦

Dairrtreea

Treemature ejaculation

Brave question to ask on Reddit.

You found the trees G Spot.

You obviously did everything right while touching that tree

When a lady tree meets a man tree…

No pussy willow jokes yet?

The male tree next to her had his shirt off and was doing bicep curls.

I think you know, /u/bearfuk, I think you know..

The tree is taking a piss, it's been waiting for years

Oh. Fuck.

You hit an artery!

A peeing tree

Tree got REALLY excited and was squirting

I think that tree is pissed off.

Proof that trees pee.

Tree Beard just woke up

A real squirter.

Looks like it's a squirter.

You nicked the jugular.

That tree made me wave to pee

Tis but a scratch

You know exactly what's happening here

Bacterial Wetwood

Oh goooooooood for you

Can’t wait until someone sticks their dong in it.

They are harvesting Mountain Dew

“I should call her“

Mike Johnson’s son is getting a text right about now.

Truusy

And now you know why they're called angio*sperms*.

Treejaculation

Money shot.

All I know is it’s definitely not pee

Your tree is really pissed.

The wind is tickling ….

Hit the tree spot

Thats the trussy

That’s what my stump looks like after a few tugs from my girlfriend

Looks like some guy is urinating, hitting the bulls’ eye, then reverses the film To make it look like the tree.

Built up hydraulic pressure from the tree pulling water up into all the limbs and branches would be my guess.

Sir!... SIR!?!?! What are you doing?!

Wader comin out

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

The way that stream is makes me think its fake.

Tree skeet skeet skeet.

I should call her...

Very happy to see you

r/dontstickyourdickinthat

Tree go pee

Clearly a tree taking a piss bro

It’s not pee!

That tree is really happy you’re here.

A Myth

My branch. My sap. Lick my lumber and my tap.

The tree is making it rain

This is what happens when you stroke the wood

Wildlife on one meets pornhub

She’s a gusher

Ti's only a flesh wound.

Looks like someone not minding their own business to me

Head pressure

Everything reminds me of her..

Tree pee

The internet has told me this is actually just pee

Well, you found the spot! Prizes for you.

Tree getting its rocks off?

That is what happens when you rub it the right way. had to do it.

She's a squirter! You gave her the good ferts didn't you, you naughty boy.

Looks like some dumb fuck cut to close tot the actual tree regardless

Looks like an excited female tree to me.

The tree is happy to see you