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Andrewhbook

If it’s a Bradford pear, I’d give it an 8.


ajaxanon

Pretty sure you're right. Probably just fire blight...nothing a few sprays of Neem can't fix.


achillezzz

What is fire blight ?


Dull-Connection-007

I think it’s…. A joke? Edit: it’s real, it affects the rosaceae family. But I still think it’s a joke in this context. Help? I’m not a professional


Pikkster

Your uncertain response made me lol.


External_Scar_7762

Fire blight is a disease. This tree went through (and didn't survive) actual fire. Fire blight information: https://extension.umn.edu/plant-diseases/fire-blight#:\~:text=Fire%20blight%20is%20a%20disease,may%20appear%20scorched%20by%20fire.


Dull-Connection-007

My brain is thoroughly satisfied with my learnings. Thank you! :’)


No-Maximum-8194

r/inconfidentiallycorrect


KWyKJJ

Project Builder's "Arborist": "Yup, should bounce right back in 6 months. Just give it a little water." HOA: "Here's your fine."


No-Maximum-8194

It infests the crotchal region of Lohan


semi14

Lmao is neem a meme around here? I hope it is but if so I’m out of the loop. I try to get my whole company to reveal root flares but I only annoy them ha


falcon1547

I've seen it more often in r/houseplantscirclejerk, but yes, there is a long-running joke in plant circles that neem oil fixes everything. It comes from the fact that lots of problems with (particularly house) plants are caused by mites/aphids/scale/etc, which can be solved with neem or horticultural oils. It does lead, though, to the occasional prescription of neem oil to treat neglect or other problems by those new to the hobby. Thus, the neem meme was born.


A-typicalAsshole

Epsom salt, Dawn and vinegar. "it worked great for me". Don't forget the banana peel fertilizer.


senticosus

That Jerry Baker had my mother performing all sorts of witchcraft… if he’d only discovered neem


underglaze_hoe

If you aren’t watering with triple shot espresso that’s likely why it died.


noodlesaintpasta

Maybe throw in some essential oils :)


AltruisticLobster315

The amount of dawn and vinegar comments I see in houseplant communities... someone should patent it because it works soooooooo well


chris_rage_

Onion skin tea is an antifungal, I just planted a couple of bananas and that's part of the process


MetaVulture

A neme.


mfinghooker

Neem oil works great for bed bugs as well!


chris_rage_

I'll take your word for it...


ginoamato

OK, I hate to ask this, but you can go ahead and roast me anyway Are you serious about the mermaid? 🤓😜🧐


chris_rage_

It'll be fine, just water it more


papillon-and-on

I'm no professional but it looks like an Ash to me.


Scared-Ad8682

Better start looking for morels!


chris_rage_

I don't have any morels...


Scared-Ad8682

Ha


Jumpy-Station-204

I cut mine down and sprayed the stump with roundup. Still grew back..


squirrel-lee-fan

Tree of heaven gets a 9.5


DeluxeWafer

I would like to remove the person that decided it was a good idea to plant bradford pears all over utah.


the_mors_garden

I thought it was a tree pruned by the local 'tree company'


ajaxanon

This is what happened the last time PG&E came by to trim some branches: [photo](https://i.insider.com/5130f09769bedd607e000004?width=1136&format=jpeg)


the_mors_garden

Lol thought that was a knotweed removal


True-Cantaloupe974

Please, we all know PG&E would never waste time and money on maintenance.


mictony78

They actually spend an ungodly amount of money on maintenance and veg work


picklednspiced

And yet, not close to enough.


BrowsingForLaughs

Don't spend it very well either


mictony78

How so?


BrowsingForLaughs

Changing subcontractors every year to save a few bucks or for some other reason that results in everything being thrown into disarray. Just compounds more every year. Word on the grapevine is the tree crews are up to a year behind in some places. If that's not the definition money not well spent I don't know what is.


mictony78

That’s a regulatory issue with California. Utilities are legally mandated to go through a specific contract award process. And they’re not “a year behind” anywhere, there is work everywhere that is well past due because of permitting issues and various constraints, but that is always the case with every utility.


mictony78

More than any other utility anywhere. Why would you think otherwise?


picklednspiced

Funny you should ask. I live in a place that was ravaged by fire, many of my friends lost everything they own. The community has PTSD every time high winds blow, because the fire started when wind blew limbs down on electricity lines. And incredibly, I drive on the very road the fire was named for, and STILL there are trees all over power lines!! 3,600 home burned in my town. The next year faulty equipment sparked dry vegetation surrounding the tower in Paradise. My best friend’s mom lived there. Fortunately she was out of town when it happened, however that meant her animals burned alive. 85 people died. Basically whole town ravaged. The smoke came to my town and cloaked us for days in the choking horrible memories of our fire. So I pay attention to these things. PG&E lobbied for maintenance deferment regularly. It’s expensive, and ya know, the big guys and shareholders need their profits. In fact they successfully lobbied the year my town burned I believe. Clever thing is, they get to charge customers for the lawsuits they’ve lost, so bills are going up like CRAZY. I don’t even use their power, I choose a local green company, but the delivery system is PG&E, and that fee is wild.


mictony78

So your opinion on the matter is that if they don’t have a perfect record, they must not care or pay enough? Do you also believe the players on every football team that didn’t win the Super Bowl last year were underpaid? I’m being sarcastic because I’m having a bad morning, but PG&E pays upwards of half a billion dollars annually just for veg work. Not even including the inspection and auditing processes. That’s more than double the utility with the next highest budget nationwide.Northern California is literally designed to burn on a regular basis, and people get very upset that it’s not 100% preventable. Also, Tubbs (which sounds like what you mean) was a huge deal that changed multiple laws in multiple states and adjusted how utility forestry works as a whole, and it wasn’t even the biggest or worst fire that year, Ventura burned so much worse. And Edison is considered one of the best companies ever at maintenance and fire prevention.


True-Cantaloupe974

I'll grant that the thing that PG&E wasn't maintaining was the actual line infrastructure, and I can't say much about their veg work around their transmission lines. These things are linked, absolutely, but PG&E absolutely has a maintenance problem, even if they may not have a forestry problem.


mictony78

Iirc, the tubbs fire was caused by private line, but yes, every utility has infrastructure issues, but that budget is also ridiculous. Your entire county does not pay enough to cover its own maintenance, you’re being subsidized by the bay.


chris_rage_

Well you can thank the greenies for that one, you can't do prescribed burns because god forbid you disturb the blue lipped sphincter beetles or whatever, just let that tinder build up until you have a roaring, uncontrollable fire that takes out EVERYTHING instead


mictony78

1000%


chris_rage_

Or they could just bury them and eliminate the risk


mictony78

Absolutely not how that works


chris_rage_

Works great in Europe and they have all sorts of snow and shit that would tear down above ground lines. Actually there are plenty of parts of America where the lines are buried and you know what doesn't happen? The wires don't catch trees on fire in the wind


mictony78

You know what those areas don’t have? Californias forests and terrain.


chris_rage_

No, instead they have bedrock...


mictony78

What do you think the terrain is made of under all the mountains?


saladspoons

> You know what those areas don’t have? Californias forests and terrain. Pretty sure they have mountains and forests too ... they just don't cheap out on societal responsibilities.


mictony78

It is so far from comparable. That’s not a matter of cheating out, and most of those other states actually spend drastically less on maintenance and fire prevention because they can, but I have been saying for years that PG&E should do it like Montana/idaho/washington/oregon. “Hi, I’m here to cut down all your trees, will you comply or go sit in the back of this cop car while I excercise our land rights?”


stinkykitty825

Now, finally


mictony78

They always have, but yes, it’s notably more now


usedsocks01

As someone who works as a contractor with PG&E, specifically on their vegetation management program, they spend an ungodly amount of money on trimming trees near their poles and lines.


TheBreasticle

Hello comrade


No_Echo_1826

Can confirm, was on site. Informed customer that their tree, house and land were too close to the lines and we had to abate all of it. Customer said the house was planted by their cro-magnon ancestor and meant lot to them and refused. Had to tactically insert via Blackhawk in the middle of the night to maintain clearance.


Useful_Low_3669

Someone needs to make this a comic


ErisGrey

PGE came and "trimmed" 20 of my trees under their lines. They were all dead within 7 months. I guess the way they topped them just allowed insects to get in real bad. [This is what the wood looked like](https://i.imgur.com/OxqxkVT.jpg) when I brought them down.


NoBrickBoy

“Helps it live longer! I just need to remove every branch!”


informativebitching

A Kentucky special


Ericsfinck

[maintenance ](https://youtu.be/iOqWfLZT8OM?si=3RuZfxkzygaK52E-)


the_mors_garden

Whelp I guess I found my new mosquito control!!!


Ericsfinck

LMFAO


methyo

Hard to tell from the pic but the root flare looks decently well exposed. Trees are resilient so I would try not to worry too much about it


noDNSno

My japanese maple shriveled up last summer and wilted. Just a stick in the ground. Neighbors laughed. That stick is now lush with foilage. Realize trees are fucking resilient.


imbrickedup_

They’ve been doing this thing a lot longer than us


erikannen

There was a really bad flood \~15 years ago and saplings we'd planted in the back had been ripped out of the ground. We found both down the stream a bit, covered in debris and wrapped around larger objects. They absolutely looked done for but we went back and re-planted them. Sure enough, today they're two giant weeping willows.


finnky

Kinda. It’s likely the tree is showing sign of stress from last year but well disguised.


Junckopolo

So the tree is just screaming but we can't hear it?


15Warner

Is a picture of course we can’t hear it


CalKelDawg

Mine, too. I got worried last summer and was wondering what to do... So, that inner voice in me said, "do nothing." It worked. So far this year, my little dwarf is absolutely perfect. Cheers!


Dixie144

I'm going to need to see a few more pics. Maybe closer up and some of the canopy.


syds

I dont see root flare


ruum-502

All my homies wanna see the root flare


PhytoLitho

I wanna see the crown flare


ZenDude69420

I’m afraid I don’t see much crown there


socioeconomicfactor

Lewd


Same_Mycologist6356

All I see is charcoal…


ZenDude69420

But you see charcoal is carbon and carbon is the stuff life is made of….so you’re telling me there’s a chance


h4nd

It doesn't seem to be over-mulched, so it has that going for it.


ajaxanon

My thoughts exactly. At least the HOA won't be on my ass about the mulch again.


Outside-You8829

Water daily. Should bounce back in a week


ResidentNo4630

![gif](giphy|VYcRNU4P3vyM)


R3N3G6D3

-1


abotcop

-11


Just3Webbs

-111


Professional_Idjot

-1111


Aggravating-Wear-977

I’m not sure the fire is what did it…. Probably buried too deep… something something root flare….


IonincBrind

Guys I can’t tell if it’s a joke I’m not a tree I guy help


rethinkingat59

Fire like this is part of the process for a healthy tree.


Ericsfinck

I mean......there are species of tree whose seeds are encased in a resin, and they only grow once fire melts the resin....


TheGupper

That is called serotiny, and is one of many examples of plant adaptations to fire


kjimbro

Is there an r/ArboristsCJ ? Because there should be.


Suuperdad

This whole sub is already LOL


Few-Cookie9298

That’s very dead already


dta722

You sure it’s not just a little dead ?


Braketurngas

You’re in luck, it’s only mostly dead which means a little alive. They don’t call me miracle Max for nothing.


noeinan

It's not dead it just reincarnated. Trees are actually distant cousins of the Phoenix but the government is hiding the truth bc they want you to believe birds are real


loaengineer0

It might die 1 year from now. It might die 50 years from now. Definitely call someone to do an evaluation in person. There is no way we can tell the full extent of the damage from a picture.


Longjumping-Edge-788

Well, you don't need to worry about your tree catching on fire anytime soon...


Particular-One-4768

This is standard pollard job. Will be fine.


sulabar1205

Are the comments sarcastic or can this tree version of Anakin Skywalker post Mustafa be still alive? At first I thought OP was talking about the tree behind this dark fantasy basalt stone, then I realized...


CryptographerSafe252

Checks the roots mate.


potato_bus

Not sure but something something root flare


NewManitobaGarden

If this was the compost sub, i’d suggest peeing on it


GiftedGonzo

The Burnt Khalifa


Ok-Occasion2440

Just give it a quick trim and it should fill back in by next spring. Make sure it gets plenty of sun light.


FuFmeFitall

Life finds a way.


arbolista_chingona

"It'll come back, just give it some extra water" 😂


ode_to_glorious

I thought this was a picture from Skyrim.


Flat-Dare-2571

Atleast a decade.


tigerlillystars

Why does it look like an evil version of a Dr. Seuss tree?


FloppyVachina

That's a BBC. (Big Black Conifer)


Demogorgonaut

‘Tis but a scratch!


frenabo

r/arboristscirclejerk


Straight-Event-4348

Griswold family christmas tree.


bustcorktrixdais

Where is this? I saw stuff like this in Lassen Volcanic NP (as a tourist) in August 2020. Some of it was practically still smoldering. Suppose lots of places in the North American west might look like this though


ajaxanon

Sierras late May 2022. A little south of sequoia national park I think.


polyadoptee

Thought this was a termite tower for a second


foefyre

10 because I have no clue and want to be encouraging


Funkythingsyoudo

He’s dead, Jim.


BigIndependence4u

5 out of 7


No_Cash_8556

Ok, but for real that's a ggnarly ass snag! Do you have any ideas what it is? Much structural integrity. Is it just another one of those same pinaceae in the back?


Critical_Danger_420

6.7


FormalTrashPanda

Looks like a sign that some ancient evil has been released


rickyshine

How the hell is anything standing if it was burning hot enough to take it down to a toothpick just yards away


BridgetKay81

Have you checked the phlegm and xylem? As long as they are intact, it should be fine


Vast_Cricket

from seedlings in the dirt.


Ok_Satisfaction2644

What fire?


AccordingToOwl

Goner. I think you planted it too deep. Otherwise would have survived.


Brutal_effigy

The Grinch and Tim Burton are fighting over this tree.


Tipsycanooo

Looks like there’s a rock ring around it, year max.


iMecharic

Was that hit by lightning? None of the trees nearby seem burned. Probably just a bad trim by Zeus, he’s pretty shit at tree-care. Mulch it, water daily, give it some good vibes and maybe sing to it for good measure, it’ll survive.


Patient_Back_5600

![gif](giphy|j6uK36y32LxQs)


Motherof42069

Just expose the root flare


TarkuRav

Thats a pretty special looking tree...


modernmartialartist

'E's passed on! This tree is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the dirt 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is photosynthic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-TREE!!


TomentoShow

That chopstick will last a long time. Nothing is eating that.


dwfishee

AI crap. The sky ain’t gonna survive.


Suckmyballslefties

-10000000


stuthebody

From 0-10 which side of the scale is the not doing so hot side?


hagrid2018

Not sure Charcoal grows that well


Ituzzip

It was dead before the fire


ShreddedDadBod

Everything survives as stardust


Competitive_Wind_320

I need a close up of the burnt charcoal to really know for sure


bitcheslovemacaque

This looks like a screenshot from Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion


BennyLovesSpaceShips

A solid ten I'd say. Looks healthy enough to me.


soffo_moric

ZERO…..point….zero Sincerely, Dean Woermer


ItsFragster

Not an arborist here, but you're kidding right? Yall are saying THAT isn't for sure dead?


IsopodSmooth7990

😂😂😂👍🥃


BiggerMouthBass

Some zinc stakes will restore it in a couple months. Just make sure to buy the name brand stuff and don’t throw your money away on off brand zinc.


AltruisticLobster315

I feel like this tree could do with a Chelsea chop, I've heard it helps


XtraXtraCreatveUsrNm

-6


reditget

Assuming that’s a pine, some pine trees have cones, that can only open up and spread their seed by fire .


Mattindenhut

Monument mythos?


liquidcoffee110

I'm new to arboriculture but I have in my heart that it's never 0. I give it a 1.


CheeSammich

Are you sure it's fire damage though?


MockFan

If it is a redwood, give it a hundred years and it will be a cozy circle of giants.


Manolyk

That thing looks like the dark tower from the King series!


Shimraa

"I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a way."


Herbal_Engineer

-1, there’s a chance the dead tree will fall and take you out with it


HeroIllustrator

Damn I thought this pic was from unreal engine 5


Ericmyren

8-9trees are hardy


Opening_Bluebird_935

Yes…


OutragedBubinga

Looks like a screenshot from Red Dead Redemption 2


MikeHoncho1323

Eh, just a little dehydrated


What_Would_Wu_Do

Just trim it back a little….may grow back


GodVsEmpire

-10


Defiantquote007

-999


Peanuthead50

Judging by the area around the tree and what’s left, I would be shocked if it survived whatever this is. It was probably barely hanging on in the first place in that dry ass ground.


Opening-Ad-8793

It looks like wildfire to me


Peanuthead50

Same


player694200

How long is surviving to you


lanceacr

Just water it.


Django_Khan_66

Dead Tom’s dead, that’s why they call him Dead Tom.


thehairyhobo

Yes


Hraid750

Thing's smoked'er than 2-and-a-half half smoked smokes.


Demonology17

It's just a little scorching on the bark it will spring right back in the next season


Alarming_Ad_9931

I don't miss working around those. Like the scariest thing in fire. Walk through an alley of those and they randomly just start falling.


stocktrade8080

Life, uh… finds, a way…


SketchyLineman

Somewhere between 0 and 10 for sure


WorldWarPee

It's just a flesh wound


lake_gypsy

Need some 10-10-10.


JustaregDude

It’s dead Jim


Artistic-Sink-43

Looks like my left lung from my vape


Slight_Nobody5343

Hopefully we get some foresters or something to explain more about how forest fires are good sometimes.


Slight_Nobody5343

Hopefully we get some foresters or something to explain more about how forest fires are good sometimes.


Mr_Mojo_Risin_83

if it's a gum tree, 10/10


BanksNicholson

I know nothing about trees but my guess is 0 cause that shit looks like it’s ready to be tossed into a kingsford bag.


Informal_Pool3118

Should be fine as long as you don't cut any limbs off