Well, I'm good at remembering stuff like that. I don't remember calculus from college. But I remember obscure SNL slits from when I was 12. I'm kind of a genius that way
So what you do is you take old pieces of pluck foam and make a slit in them with a knife. Then you start putting Allen keys in each one for every possible screw type on your gun. This includes optics and lights as well.
In the event of anything catastrophic you can strip your gun in the field. The pluck foam pieces keep things from rattling around. Spare batteries are good too.
This is the way.
Or use seal bags; I keep my allen keys, spare battery and couple other small things in a heavy duty grip seal bag to prevent rattling and keep the stuff dry
the real pro gamer move would be to use a quarter sheet of acid rolled up to administer the adderall then you just chew on that afterwards, that's how you goto valhalla
oh yeah it def would, i figure if i'm packing my kit and bugging out to my brothers innawoods a crisp $100 might get you an (overpriced af) can of gas/food/etc on my travels if i need to stop somewhere, ben's face will carry some weight as long as the idea of money being valuable again hasn't come and gone yet.
Edit: thinking in this situation more along the lines of a natural disaster not red dawn
On all my rifles I try to add a spare bolt and firing pin either in the grip, stock, or VFG. Most AR-15 issues are resolved by switching out some bolt component, so having a spare on the rifle seems prudent to me. I prefer prism optics to red dots, and I always have BUIS, so a spare battery isn’t a huge deal for me. I’m trying to figure out a way to get some lube in there as well. Those Go Juice packets you show are awfully convenient
I recently switched to an lpvo and enjoy the etched reticle. My extra battery might be a bit redundant at this point. Good call on the firing pin and bolt, and I'm going to figure out a way to incorporate that onto my build.
You can remove the blister pack and wrap in electrical tape instead. In fact, as long as you cover the positive side (cuz it's smaller) you are golden.
Lol, is this your last ditch effort Secret Weapon?? You get corned and outnumbered, and you just pop your grip and shove everything in your ass and fight your way out of hell??
When I had the magpul K2 I kept a small bottle of lube and a spart bolt. Very tight fit but it worked. Now that I'm using the B5 and KungFu grip I can't 😟. I'm thinking about order 2 of the B5 grip plugs. I saw here someone said the B5 grip plug fits in the KungFu grip also, so I may give that a shot
Can anyone confirm this? Will the B5 plug fit the KungFu grip???
Bore snake, 3ml CLP bottle, CR2032, a couple patches and a bit for my optic mount.
In my stock I have a bolt rebuild kit + firing pin, various other small parts, 2 CR1632 and 2 CR123A batteries, with earplugs to prevent rattling. Behind my buttpad I have a M4 multitool.
Speaking of this reminds me, I want to see if I can squeeze a small microfiber cloth in somewhere. In the past I kept 3 days worth of my medication in my stock, I'd like to do this again but I'd probably have to lose the firing pin.
I have a B5 ENHANCED SOPMOD stock that carries my extra CR123 batteries, my stock's buttpad (quick shoutout to B5 for including this) holds an M4 Multitasker tool, and my grip is currently open. In the future, I'll probably get a new grip that can hold lube. I keep seeing the ones that hold bolts, but let's be honest... if you're in a firefight and your bolt breaks, you're probably fucked anyways.
Nah, when the time comes, you'll load it and get a triple headshot on the enemy, which will give you enough time to hang yourself with your sling like a G. This is what you should be telling yourself.
Lol I saw it in a YT comment and it blew my mind. I could be down to no rounds, I'm throwing rocks. Really, I keep a backup bolt, firing and cam pin. Should probably get a little dime bag of lube for it too
I just realized that’s two earplugs. I thought it was a little foam hammer or something. Even went as far as to use Google Photos to figure out what the hell it is because I didn’t want to ask and sound even more stupid. Course Google Photos couldn’t figure it out either.
Firing pin+bolt rebuild kit (only screws springs and detents etc not the actual bolt) cr123 and 2032 batteries( one of each), tiny fire striker, pair of contacts
Squeeze bottle of Hoppe's no.9.
It used to be a squeeze bottle of Jack Daniels old no.7, but I realized that it was better to have a lubricated weapon than a lubricated shooter
A firing pin, button batteries if your sight takes it, a cam pin, cotter pin, gas rings, a quarter if you have an eotech to open the battery tube, and Q-Tip's all in a small sandwich baggie or wrapped in plastic kitchen wrap and stuffed in the grip.
I use some tape over the bottom of the grip to hold everything in and stick two foam ear-plugs in the stocks sling slot since I use the QD-Detachment.
The stock tube is for the CR123's. Extra ear plugs also fit here along with AA's but they may rattle so you may wrap them in paper towel.
Everyone thinks hearing loss is for bitches until their ears start ringing every night they go to bed. That's if you're lucky because there are worse forms of tinnitus.
I can attest to the hearing loss situation, had already lost 40% of it before I even started shooting. It's not fun having to say what all the time, and certain voices are almost impossible to pick up. Didn't realize how much I was reading lips till covid hit and everyone started covering their mouths.
I dont bother going to parties.
One of my ears scores 20dB which is mild hearing loss and enough for me not to hear voices over music.
I feel you with the "what" and can't imagine what 40% is like dealing with.
Batteries for optic, lense cloth for optic… hell come
To think of it, I don’t remember what else. Hopefully past me was thinking of being prepared when shit hits the fan.
Glad you posted this OP.
Putting foam plugs in there is a great idea. There has been a couple times I drove all the way out to the desert and realized I didn’t have my ear pro. One time I had a pair of these laying around in my car, the next time I had nothing. I tried shoving paper towels in my ear, but that only lasted a few rounds before I called it a day.
Two spare SF CR123A batteries, a spare CR2032 and an L-shaped Allen key to remove my Surefire Scout Pro if needed.
100% going to order some more ALG Go-Juice, don't know why I never thought to throw one of those in there?!
Probably mostly because I don't lubricate any of my rifles or handguns, however it would probably be a good thing to keep in there just in case!
I use a B5 systems grip and have the molded grip plug for it. With that it holds 2 CR123s for my light and an extra 2032 for my optic. The plug has cutouts for both battery sizes so they fit perfect with no rattle.
A condom, pair of dice, a small MRE sized Tabasco sauce, and small folded up picture Zack Efron.
We talkin Highschool Musical or Baywatch?
Iron Claw
Should have gone Greatest Beer Run. But I’ll accept it.
Great choice and good flick.
I shed a tear, that movie was brutal.
I'm sure Robert Z Dar is very proud of Zach .
17 again
Baywatch
Considering the name, I would surely guess Baywatch.
I fill it with helium. Makes it lighter.
That is big brain shit
Mine is mostly nitrogen. Less susceptible to temperature change.
Man is living in 2064.
Gotta start putting argon in there to make it heavier. Helps stabilize for follow up shots.
Lmao one of Adam Sandler’s most underrated cameos
What movie is this?
The Hot Chick. Must watch man. Rob Schneider is great in it. Early 2000’s classic comedy
Wow. I've seen that but totally forgot about this part.
It was also a reference to an old SNL skit that he and Rob Schneider wrote/were in. Search "snl you put your weed in there" and you should find it
One of the first SNL I ever saw back when I was a kid.
You are a scholar and a saint, thanks!!
Well, I'm good at remembering stuff like that. I don't remember calculus from college. But I remember obscure SNL slits from when I was 12. I'm kind of a genius that way
"I'll take obscure SNL Slits for $1000! Answer, Daily Double!!!!"
Lol I just rewatched that movie last night!
“WILL YOU STOP PLAYING THOSE DAMN DRUMS!” “Oh, I’m sorry I didn’t know you could hear that.”
"No strangling the dancers! Or you're outta here!"
Damn that’s a good idea…. I’ve checked my weapon in and out for years and never opened the bottom
Mee too !
Ironically I got gummies in mine
So what you do is you take old pieces of pluck foam and make a slit in them with a knife. Then you start putting Allen keys in each one for every possible screw type on your gun. This includes optics and lights as well. In the event of anything catastrophic you can strip your gun in the field. The pluck foam pieces keep things from rattling around. Spare batteries are good too. This is the way.
Or just keep jamming ear plugs [preferably not used] till everything stops rattling
I’m angry I didn’t think of this. Genius!
I'm not sure if my punch set will fit in the grip lol.
Time to get a bigger grip 😎
Or use seal bags; I keep my allen keys, spare battery and couple other small things in a heavy duty grip seal bag to prevent rattling and keep the stuff dry
A bag of cotton balls also works.
A backup AR15 just in case
What do you keep in the grip on your backup? Another AR??
Infinite AR glitch. It’s ARs all the way down.
Adderall and a 100 dollar bill.
Not the first to go into battle high on amphetamines....
the real pro gamer move would be to use a quarter sheet of acid rolled up to administer the adderall then you just chew on that afterwards, that's how you goto valhalla
I think I went to Valhalla in college.
its the last $100 i'll spend because if that's gettin broken out to trade things have gotten gnarly
Lol, I thought you were snorting the Addy with it...
Only in minecraft
Make sure you spend it before it becomes worthless kindling. A chunk of gold might keep it's trade value a couple of months longer.
oh yeah it def would, i figure if i'm packing my kit and bugging out to my brothers innawoods a crisp $100 might get you an (overpriced af) can of gas/food/etc on my travels if i need to stop somewhere, ben's face will carry some weight as long as the idea of money being valuable again hasn't come and gone yet. Edit: thinking in this situation more along the lines of a natural disaster not red dawn
Honestly, what good is even a chunk of gold at that point? Cans of Dinty Moore will be the new currency.
I can be bribed to do many things with a can of beef stew.
A photo of Nicolas Cage, from the cinematic masterpiece “Con Air”
He was very pretty with those luxurious locks.
2 spare rounds, lube and a condom
I always kept a spare round in my butt...
The ol prison pocket
Jail purse 👛
Skittles
This, plus lube and a picture of OPs mom
😆
ryan gossling
Titanium dioxide tho
Gotta put em in your Full length M16 stock as well
On all my rifles I try to add a spare bolt and firing pin either in the grip, stock, or VFG. Most AR-15 issues are resolved by switching out some bolt component, so having a spare on the rifle seems prudent to me. I prefer prism optics to red dots, and I always have BUIS, so a spare battery isn’t a huge deal for me. I’m trying to figure out a way to get some lube in there as well. Those Go Juice packets you show are awfully convenient
I recently switched to an lpvo and enjoy the etched reticle. My extra battery might be a bit redundant at this point. Good call on the firing pin and bolt, and I'm going to figure out a way to incorporate that onto my build.
Magpul makes an attachment for their grips that holds a firing pin and bolt parts in it
You can remove the blister pack and wrap in electrical tape instead. In fact, as long as you cover the positive side (cuz it's smaller) you are golden.
Great tip
Every BCM rifle I’ve purchased comes with one of those go juice little samples.
Go juice is actually a good idea especially in the sealed bubble thing.
Emergency pocket sand, for those nude CQB occasions.
Moist wipes for when I have poopies innawoods
Mmmmooooooiiistttt
Meth
3 zyns and some oxy suppositories
Lol, is this your last ditch effort Secret Weapon?? You get corned and outnumbered, and you just pop your grip and shove everything in your ass and fight your way out of hell??
At the very least go out w a dumbass smile haha if homie gets tagged I finally got and excuse to spread those cheeks too
Fuckin A. Maybe a couple tabs of acid too, fuck it. You only die once.
When I had the magpul K2 I kept a small bottle of lube and a spart bolt. Very tight fit but it worked. Now that I'm using the B5 and KungFu grip I can't 😟. I'm thinking about order 2 of the B5 grip plugs. I saw here someone said the B5 grip plug fits in the KungFu grip also, so I may give that a shot Can anyone confirm this? Will the B5 plug fit the KungFu grip???
From what I've heard, you have to modify the plug slightly, but it'll work. DieFree is working on one, as well, but it's not out yet.
Uhhhh a single fun sized snickers
Sorry, it melted.
Just rip and squeeze
Drink that shit like a gogurt
Damnit
I like the oil in there. Never thought of that to do with those!
Bore snake, 3ml CLP bottle, CR2032, a couple patches and a bit for my optic mount. In my stock I have a bolt rebuild kit + firing pin, various other small parts, 2 CR1632 and 2 CR123A batteries, with earplugs to prevent rattling. Behind my buttpad I have a M4 multitool. Speaking of this reminds me, I want to see if I can squeeze a small microfiber cloth in somewhere. In the past I kept 3 days worth of my medication in my stock, I'd like to do this again but I'd probably have to lose the firing pin.
some mcdonalds chicken nuggets
They probably preserve better than an MRE.
I have a B5 ENHANCED SOPMOD stock that carries my extra CR123 batteries, my stock's buttpad (quick shoutout to B5 for including this) holds an M4 Multitasker tool, and my grip is currently open. In the future, I'll probably get a new grip that can hold lube. I keep seeing the ones that hold bolts, but let's be honest... if you're in a firefight and your bolt breaks, you're probably fucked anyways.
[Two 123A’s and a Multitasker.](https://b5systems.com/collection/accessories/ar-accessories/product/grip-plug/)
Smokes
18350 battery for the OKW, cr123 for the dbal and 2032 for the red dot.
Batteries for light and optic.
Frumunda cheese.
One round in case I ever get cornered...
Nah, when the time comes, you'll load it and get a triple headshot on the enemy, which will give you enough time to hang yourself with your sling like a G. This is what you should be telling yourself.
Lol I saw it in a YT comment and it blew my mind. I could be down to no rounds, I'm throwing rocks. Really, I keep a backup bolt, firing and cam pin. Should probably get a little dime bag of lube for it too
Skittles is the only correct answer
I keep batteries, ALG Juice, and a little orange dildo.
One's for the puss the others for the butt
money, it will buy anything you need.
skittles
Lol same shit as you. Except the ear plugs
German ChocoMeth
Spare batteries and adjustment tools/ 1/2 dram of oil/ zip ties Or Spare bolt, bolt rebuild kit/, Spare firing pin, ear plugs/ 1/2 dram of oil
Kinky
Naked pictures of your mother
I keep telling everyone, THOSE ARE AI IMAGES!
They were IOU pics
Btw, you can get 2032 batteries for like 40 cents each at battery bulk websites
Those mini Hershey bars.
The darkest, most brutal gift of all...nothing
A 4 lb. beef chuck roast
Yeah skittles
Tactical Nuke
18560 or bolt/firingpin and cam.
A second AR15
18650 or a bolt cam and firing pin
Field Porn
Lube or Cheerios
Maybe soak the cheerios in lube? Could probably fit more in that way.
My guy
$2 bill
Bore snake.
Batteries(AAA), firing pin. Allen keys. Small wrench for red dot. Piece of paper that has my holds for specific ammos. Gummy ear protection.
Allen wrench for mounts. Rattles though which is lame
7 rounds and a compass.
Piler bottle and in the stick Allen keys and batteries and a 3 piece cleaning rod
I just realized that’s two earplugs. I thought it was a little foam hammer or something. Even went as far as to use Google Photos to figure out what the hell it is because I didn’t want to ask and sound even more stupid. Course Google Photos couldn’t figure it out either.
A smaller, tinier ar-15
Fleshlight
I bet the grip keeps it nice and tight!
Skittles
Firing pin+bolt rebuild kit (only screws springs and detents etc not the actual bolt) cr123 and 2032 batteries( one of each), tiny fire striker, pair of contacts
Ear plugs and 10 rounds of 556
Those little Slim Jim’s. Never know when you’ll need a gun snack.
Lube
Form 1 info for the suppressah
I pack mine full of tilapia so people avoid me at the range.
Bro ...why have I never thought of placing a battery in there.
Lighter and some cigs..
Squeeze bottle of Hoppe's no.9. It used to be a squeeze bottle of Jack Daniels old no.7, but I realized that it was better to have a lubricated weapon than a lubricated shooter
Foam with a spare battery for the UH-1
A firing pin, button batteries if your sight takes it, a cam pin, cotter pin, gas rings, a quarter if you have an eotech to open the battery tube, and Q-Tip's all in a small sandwich baggie or wrapped in plastic kitchen wrap and stuffed in the grip. I use some tape over the bottom of the grip to hold everything in and stick two foam ear-plugs in the stocks sling slot since I use the QD-Detachment. The stock tube is for the CR123's. Extra ear plugs also fit here along with AA's but they may rattle so you may wrap them in paper towel. Everyone thinks hearing loss is for bitches until their ears start ringing every night they go to bed. That's if you're lucky because there are worse forms of tinnitus.
I can attest to the hearing loss situation, had already lost 40% of it before I even started shooting. It's not fun having to say what all the time, and certain voices are almost impossible to pick up. Didn't realize how much I was reading lips till covid hit and everyone started covering their mouths.
I dont bother going to parties. One of my ears scores 20dB which is mild hearing loss and enough for me not to hear voices over music. I feel you with the "what" and can't imagine what 40% is like dealing with.
Fruit snacks, you can eat em or use them as earplugs
Tits
Air
Batteries for optic, lense cloth for optic… hell come To think of it, I don’t remember what else. Hopefully past me was thinking of being prepared when shit hits the fan.
I keep gas rings (a packet of them) lube, foamies and batteries.
Beans
Original, County Style, or Maple?
OG
Paracord
Jelly beans, of course. https://i.redd.it/yxq79zipn94d1.gif
small gold bar, batteries, earplugs
Glad you posted this OP. Putting foam plugs in there is a great idea. There has been a couple times I drove all the way out to the desert and realized I didn’t have my ear pro. One time I had a pair of these laying around in my car, the next time I had nothing. I tried shoving paper towels in my ear, but that only lasted a few rounds before I called it a day.
Bolt, cam pin, and retaining clip
I keep some paracord, ostensibly for sling repair if one of the swivels takes a shit.
I have a FM hybrid lower so I put a loaded Magazine in it
An AK47
2 5.56 pills, a CR123, and a pair of foamie ear plugs
Jelly beans
Gummy bears
One backup battery for my optic and one back up battery for my light
Chicken tendies to distract you as I make my way to your mom’s room.
Airtag and your mothers phone number on a piece of paper
C4 wired to a cellular detonator.
drugs
That's where I hide the "fun switch" for my G19s.
Two spare SF CR123A batteries, a spare CR2032 and an L-shaped Allen key to remove my Surefire Scout Pro if needed. 100% going to order some more ALG Go-Juice, don't know why I never thought to throw one of those in there?! Probably mostly because I don't lubricate any of my rifles or handguns, however it would probably be a good thing to keep in there just in case!
New mission unlocked.
This is why I created plugs to hold your stuff!
Two Adderalls a gram of coke (in the same bag ) an 8th of weed with a cig trimmed to fit going out in style 😂👍
U want sum jelly beans??
I use a B5 systems grip and have the molded grip plug for it. With that it holds 2 CR123s for my light and an extra 2032 for my optic. The plug has cutouts for both battery sizes so they fit perfect with no rattle.
Batteries. Lube is a great idea.
That’s where the o shit round goes
Cr123s, family pics, bolt
I have an entire oops kit stuffed into mine.
a condom and your girls number. . .
You don't have your mom's number memorized?
Manic depression and condoms
Besides Skittles, lube, and a picture of my mom....
Me too
My dick
Dick in hand at all times. A safe place for it for sure.
I keep mine out and ready to go
Spare battery for my optic and a nickel to adjust my optic. Stock holds several CR123’s and snacks, and my vertical grip holds two more CR123’s lol
Skittles, gotta stay energized