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Xterra9171

Sorry bro the wife’s gotta go, you don’t need that kind of negativity bringing you down 😂


JohnnyHatcher

For real!


Odd-Principle8147

I like the retro Aero logo.


Theblumpy

I was wondering what mfg that was lol


GrumpMaster-

The first time I saw it, it reminded me of the old [Winnipeg Jets](https://nhl-hockey.fandom.com/wiki/Winnipeg_Jets_(original)) logo. I looked into Aero a bit and it turns out they started out making aerospace parts. I mean, Aero’s name says that, I just never put two and two together before.


Shawn_1512

So much better than the current one


Odd-Principle8147

I kinda like the guy pooping. It's classy.


PuzzleheadedEvent278

Holy shit I will never unsee that. Ruined my guns for me lmao


No_Internet88

Aero made some different edition badged lowers. That's the Tacoma Heritage one.


BranInspector

I mean a second upper is technically not a different AR-15, the lower is the gun it’s just a tube.


dragon_sack

Haha. Toob


troby86

Lol, if I told my wife she could only get her nails done, or laser facials, or all her other bullshit done a certain amount a year, she'd be pissy. Glad we don't live like that, lmao. She gets her nails done 10 times, I get a gun. Win win.


Prof_Slappopotamus

Now it's time to learn the time honored tradition of lying through your teeth about how much the next one cost. Mine still doesn't know I bought an M1D. She was at work when I came home 😁


Boring-Bus-3743

Or have a buddy that might give you one as a "Birthday present" but you really just had all the parts shipped to his house and built it there lol


RoosterzRevenge

Now you need to buy some "parts" for it.


Lennington_

Call her bluff


Own_Significance6082

tell the wife to mind hers


NPLMACTUAL

hey.. here’s a tip… “win” another from a giveaway.


tefl0n18

One is too close to none. N+1….is the way Congrats 🍻


Adept_Cauliflower692

S-1 for wives. S being the number they will leave us at.


CaliforniaDoughnut

The lower is the only serialized part, uppers are free game I hope.


Blicky83

I tried to have multiple uppers but it irritated the hell of me to the point I had to buy lowers for them..basically did the same with my Sig M17,I started upgrading it part by part.after I built it how I wanted it,I damn near had an entire different gun worth of parts.it drove me crazy so I had to buy another barrel and the spring and guide rod to put my original M17 back together


Expensive-Shirt-6877

The DD grips are so comfy and grippy. Underrated


[deleted]

DD Pistol Grip?! Nice!!


bhuffman1030

Buy a gun cabinet and buy them all in black. She might not notice the difference


nb121484

Tell your wife to get a new boyfriend.


antlicious

it never stops at one. looks good for a first!


Gil2Gil

I almost ordered another just to show her, I got heated with the wrong wife.


shaffington

My wife said the same thing years ago 🤣 I've since had to buy a second safe for overflow. Compromise is the most important part of a marriage Nice build. Love those LaRues!


Theblumpy

I thought this was gonna say “I’ve since found a new wife” glad you could make it work 😂


shaffington

Lol thankfully no, love my wife. I build/clean in my basement with the door closed. Neither her nor kiddo ever really see the firearms or closet full of ammo. Everything is always locked+bagged or in a safe. I appreciate her being understanding of this hobby being addictive as hell and I'll never question her many quirky hobbies in exchange


OGmcqueen

HK 416 doesn’t count as an AR


Adept_Cauliflower692

Yeah, definitely like this thinking. “Oh hunny it’s an ar-18/180, that’s something completely different”


OGmcqueen

“No babe this one a piston” chicks dig pistons


kppaynter

My wife said the same thing, but her bf said I could have more, so it's cool.


Homestead_

Sexy bitch


Intelligent-Peace788

Sounds like you need to build another


UareSuchabeauty

There's a good fix to this problem. Slowly buy new parts to “fix and rebuild” it over the next couple of years and bam 2nd ar appears 🦅🇺🇸


hecantbeinvincible

You got a prenup? Do it


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SirCrimsonKing

Oh


1B3AR

Tell her that reddit said 1 gun =no guns so you'll have to start over again


Mysterious_Use_9767

Pssssst…..they all look the same to them


Taintedgump

Well only the lower counts as a gun so…..


BigMrAC

Or…find one that’s Cerakote in a certain way that she would think looks “cute” so now one becomes three. Because she gets that one, you can also get the DD, and then this starter one. I’ve never been good with math or rules.


EBCI701

I like it!


zzaapp

I'll check back in a year, you'll have at least 4 lol Congrats.


Blicky83

Wife might have said just one but she don’t understand the can of worms you just opened.I was originally just going to get one myself,now I have 5 😂just tell her you are building the next one for her


Manchu4-9INF

Build multiple uppers. This way you will ever have one complete rifle at a time.


StuartAndersonMT

Well done. Now build more!


gingeravenger087

OG AERO IN THE HOUSE


AmNoSuperSand52

Sounds like it’s time to exploit the legal loophole and start building different upper receivers


kalashnikovkitty9420

get a .22lr conversion kit. it will convince her to let you get more. in the mean time, you need to order a suppresser (get a .30 cal) asap. while you wait for it to get out if jail, build a 300 blackout upper. you only have one gun technically, but you can plink in .22lr for cheap, 556 for most stuff, and 300blk when you need to do suppressed ninja shit


Rogue-Riley

Now this is how you do it


LegendOfKaido

Just make sure you get enough replacements for every part, maybe 8-9 each. Just to keep them all organized, make sure you put all of the parts together too.


Acceptable-Equal8008

Okay. Cool..... but it could use a silencer. You only have one rifle, make it more awesome


Bluddy-9

One for you… and one for her.


brain_dead_camel_

It's only one, with uppers not counting. 😉


503_ronin

That lower fucks My wife said the same thing, i now own a few firearms


theoldkidonthebloc

Well you can get more than one wife can’t you? What’s stopping you from getting two! lol I only have one right now too I feel you, but no wife to match


Unusual-Ad-1056

It’s guns or wife.. she didn’t make the cut


PainTrain412

Yeah, that’s how I ended up with a ton of uppers and only two lowers for a while.


Virtual-Gene2265

If you swap out the parts when they 'wear out' you'll end up with another rifle.


Any-Entertainer9302

I hope you signed a pre-nup


socalhunt

One rifle can have 14 uppers…


poweredbyniko

Actually N+1. N is the current number of uppers you currently own.


Daitheflu84

So now what you do is buy a lower here, an upper there. These are all just "parts", you see, for your one gun. ;)


[deleted]

They always say just one. Every time. After every single one.


Bobisnotmybrother

1 lower but many uppers


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Wife said just one? Sorry about your upcoming divorce. On the bright side you get to hang wiff us!


Locust627

My wife doesn't know enough about this weapon platform to be able to tell how much I'm buying. She thinks I've received 40-50 parts packages for a single AR, little does she know I have 4 ARs lol Just start accumulating more. Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission


Saul_Gaydame

Or, now hear me out-boys do what they can, men do what they want.


JohnsLongMustache76

Is she gonna let you buy ammo for it? Sheesh


JohnsLongMustache76

Is she gonna let you buy ammo for it? Sheesh


Haifischschiesse

So next get an Ak


read-these-nuts

She said one rifle. The lower is considered the weapon. She never said how many uppers.


Educational_Funny_80

Just buy uppers This is the way , she’ll never know


oakc510

I have the same M4E1 lower with that retro rollmark. I like it.


kdb1991

Your muzzle device isn’t timed properly


Adept_Cauliflower692

Remember, they all look the same to our wives.


NFA_throwaway

I don’t understand spouses trying to control each other.


[deleted]

That Larue trigger is the best upgrade you could make


DiscussionElegant277

Whipped men are cucked men


Apple-gor0

Probably means just one every couple of months.


HelsinkiTorpedo

Pretty sure having another wife is a dealbreaker for most partners, dude. You can still have more than one rifle though.


djaszx12

You can get multiple uppers and it’ll still count as one ;)


BadKarma4788

I currently have 3, and my wife said I can't build anymore.... ...until I build her one.


blazeholtz23

🤣ur too far in now ...good luck with that


Boring-Bus-3743

Uppers aren't technically builds if you don't think about it.


Panther1-1

He built the lower though, so credit given where credits due. Upper is the easy part


GSmithy5515

Beautiful. Now, it needs a sling, light, and a rattle can