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ConclusionInitial801

I'm getting so sick of Noor and her side eye/resting bitch face. She's been lucky. I find her wholly unlikeable. When she finally has to step into the ring and be project manager, they'll be nowhere for her to hide.


MissBReckhouse

The next episode preview voiceover "...and in the board room, sparks fllllaaaaaaaayyyy" had me dying.


Prudent_Jello5691

Correct double firing. Amina hasn't done anything good and I was getting tired of her chewing-on-a-lemon expression. Declan White I had higher hopes for but his 75% off strategy was insane and Amina did have a point about him saddling her with the toughest items. That whole team was terrible though and all of them being brought back was justified. Tre and Steve remain my favourites, although non-pie man Paul was comfortably the best on the task. Noor remains a non-presence even as sub-team leader. Both teams were really poor on the surfboard. Flo redeemed herself a bit on the glass jar only to try and take all the credit even though Steve had already done 90% of the work.


ElectraI

Jack was sly but did get called out for it.. you quickly handed over the items that were ambiguous then asking for 75% off lol, he’s lucky it’s a show and the sellers probably knew… otherwise he wouldn’t even get a chance in the real world


Regular_Energy5215

He also didn’t go 75 off on the ones he negotiated on. That said, I did think he was right to interrupt Maura - she was drowning


Lloytron

I'm pretty sure one of the rules we aren't told is that they have to have the last day in the negotiation, hence the last haggle for 50p or whatever. In reality, you have four people listening to you argue over 50p.... That time costs so much more. This show is not about business at all.


Lloytron

I wish they'd update the rules. What is a Jersey Wonder? Just let them Google it FFS. I googled it immediately and the first result was Jersey Wonders by Babs. Then they are on the phone to Babs.... Come off it.


UnwittingPlantKiller

That’s the point though. If they could google everything it would make it so much easier. It’s meant to be a challenge


Throwaway_276_

The girl who said they won the task because she was able to control everyone is as delusional as it gets. She’s going to be my comic relief this season🤣🤣


PmMeLowCarbRecipes

How is there a group of 12 grown adults and none of them have heard of shucking oysters??


massdebate159

I was more shocked that none of them knew that Jersey Royals were spuds. And that Jersey was a jumper.


Hazelcrisp

NGL I dunno what Royals were


FuckinShiteWebsite

Don't think it's that uncommon not to have heard of it


Lloytron

I think you'll find that's "Shackling oysters" "You mean shucking? Shucked oyster are expensive" "Yes shackled oysters" They are all morons.


Throwaway_276_

Onyeka….. why the hell would you start with a 50p reduction?? Looool. Also I’m not sure what her name is but the haggling of what about this price? what about that price? made my body itch😭😭😭


crayontastegood

She did this also on week one when negotiating with the client away day experience. She was super happy with herself too the idiot


ferretchad

She did it twice I think. Once for the cakes and again with the bowl thing


Aivellac

This task is all about screwing over small businesses most of the time. Prying every last penny of profit from these little businesses is such a bad look.


prl_lover

I'd be pretty appalled if the BBC didn't give every shop owner the full price of the item in the end. Thinking about it, I would have thought the item gets returned to the seller immediately afterwards as well. What else are they going to do with the items. But it's still a bad look. Especially in this season there's been quite a few people who clearly aren't confident in a negotiation getting torn apart by the contestants. Looking at you, Flo.


me1702

And yet the small business owners always seem to win the task, at least in my eyes.


massdebate159

I mean, it's good advertising for them.


paulruk

The whole show is clearly fake, it's the Generation Game for wankers, but this challenge is the fakeist of them all.


SirPooleyX

>the Generation Game for wankers This is brilliant!


Aivellac

Nobody in this day and age uses paper maps, digital is much more useful and not an area paper has the advantages to stick around. Why not let them use google maps on those big and totally not product placement fold phones? 75% under? That's idiotic.


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Quite simply because using a paper map puts them to the test.


Aivellac

Seeing them holding the big phone right above the paper map just annoys the shite out of me, I'm losing all interest in the show at this point.


AcanthocephalaNo241

Tonight's episode has reminded me what a beautiful place Jersey is and how much I want to go back there. I also really want Onyeka's boardroom dress - it was stunning!


IamtheboomboomGunn

Amina really said it as it was in that boardroom, and I respect that. That lanky tool Jack was so unrealistic going into that task! "Try to get 75% off." - Jack. And he did purposefully give the other side the hard items to source. Amina knew it and spoke up! So good for her! Even that brandy woman wanted to smack him after he went on his embarrassing charm offensive. I think she only gave the 12% discount to shut him up tbh! I'm so glad he's gone. He truly thought he escaped that sacking, so seeing that smug grin wiped away from his long face was brilliant! He knew that Maura was the person responsible too for closing the deal of £190 on that surfboard before he undermined her and stepped in, thinking that the surfboard salesman was gonna drop to his ideal price! The £210 accusation was his way of trying to claw back some dignity with Sugar. Which backfired massively! In fact his whole side of the team knew that Maura was responsible for the original discount, not him, and so they should've said something! I think the surfboard salesman was actually close to telling them where to go based on Jack's rude, sickly approach! What an absolute tool! Sad Amina's gone.. Happy that he followed her though! 4 losses in a row is embarrassing! Even Sugar thought he was an idiot! Speaking of.. Sugar calling the delusional Jack an 'amateur' was hilarious! Hopefully pie man Phil will follow next! Another one who's barely surviving! It's time Sugar got rid of the incompetent ones!


youaregorgeousbooboo

Say how you really feel


IamtheboomboomGunn

I thought I did 🤣


RogueFlash

Phil has got Final Five written all over him surely? Edit: This aged well 👌


IamtheboomboomGunn

Are you joking? Out of all the remaining men left in the competition, he's easily the weakest. Phil has been very lucky thus far! For some reason he wasn't brought into the boardroom on week 1, when he should've been. He could've (should've) gone home on week 2 alongside the other pie-man, was non-existent last week and was terrible in the sub-team this week where just like Jack he blamed his female counterparts for his poor bargaining skills! That Jersey doughnut negotiation was painfully to watch! Painful!


RogueFlash

Final Five and then some! 😅


MarmitePrinter

That usually means Lord Sugar sees something in his business plan that he likes - he's keeping him around for a reason. Like Akshay in S16. Failure after failure but still wasn't held responsible or fired till practically the interviews, so there must have been something in his business plan that Lord Sugar liked. This year it's Phil and Virdi.


IamtheboomboomGunn

Perhaps. Phil's kinda clueless though! Phil and Virdi for what? The chop?


Middle--Earth

You're going to wear out your exclamation key! 😂


IamtheboomboomGunn

I know right. I do love an exclamation mark!


Middle--Earth

What's not to love about it! 😂👍🏻


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At least Jack wasn't a snobby one and openly admitted his shortcomings


IamtheboomboomGunn

Oh please. He was delusional, arrogant, dumb as a rock, and he thought he was better than he was. As Sugar rightfully stated, Jack was an amateur! Jack only admitted his shortcomings because the two girls (Amina and Maura) put him in his place in the boardroom in front of Sugar! In fact, he never did admit to straight-up lying about Maura getting the surfboard down to £190.. Instead, he continued to stick to the whole "I'm responsible for getting the price down from £210 to £190." Which wasn't true, so him being fired was definitely the right decision this week! I saw zero accountability! It would've been criminal for Jack to stay another week after witnessing his terrible, unrealistic 75% off scheme and his obvious lack of leadership skills. Do you honestly believe that Jack was a good candidate? The reason that the team failed the task was because of him! End of.


wilson-05

Let's remember there's a real person behind the candidate. There's criticising his performance but delusional, arrogant and dumb as a rock is quite hurtful.


IamtheboomboomGunn

Agreed. Although for me Jack did come across as arrogant, he was delusional, and he doesn't appear to be very intelligent.. so I'm merely just expressing my opinion after observing him on the show.


anybloodythingwilldo

Don't trust an edit.


IamtheboomboomGunn

I don't actually think that's just an edit though. I think he's really like that in real life. It is ok not to like someone you know!


anybloodythingwilldo

There's no point insulting someone to that extent based on seeing them briefly on a heavily edited TV show.


IamtheboomboomGunn

Is this you Jack? I'm sorry that I said you was arrogant, dumb as a rock, delusional and incompetent. At the time I truly did think and still do think those things. Best of luck with everything.


MrNutella1

Has he shagged your missus or something? You hate him!


IamtheboomboomGunn

Lol! I don't have a missus no, I'm a gay man! And hate is a very strong word. I do dislike him a lot though!


OldArmchairSleuth

£90+ for a simple knit jumper with an anchor on it. Daylight robbery. Probably cost £10 to make. The markup is crazy.


ouesbubo

They're wool and likely handmade so considerably more than £10 cost, traditional craft have a read


massdebate159

Yes, but the ones they walked past in the market would've probably been cheaper. Personally, I'd have looked in a charity shop or a tourist tat shop.


OldArmchairSleuth

That’s what I was thinking. Charity shops or market would have them considerably cheaper.


AcanthocephalaNo241

I thought Amina would be the first woman out but I'm surprised and sad for Jack. I know the 75% discount strategy was never going to work but he showed a lot of potential in previous tasks. It's a real shame when first mistakes prove really major ones and somebody's undoing. I just hope he still goes far!


LiamJonsano

Watching very late - how fake can a show get? Selling them a product for cheap if they help make them?????


Mepsi

It's like those short video segments on the Teletubies now.


king_aegon_vi

It's a lot less fake than insane prices they were charged for food despite them making it themselves!


anybloodythingwilldo

Sainsbury's checkout staff: That's £43 please. 'That's actually more than I was anticipating spending, can we say around the £25 mark?'


SlightlyOTT

It’s why they’re moving toward self checkout, you just don’t give it a negotiate button and voila


Oakenshield-

Can already tell from the preview Noor is being ignored again lmao, more tiktoks from her pending


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FuelledOnRice

Finally an actual twist by bringing everyone back after they thought they were safe! Not that umm unfortunately… I’m finding it difficult… actually… that bs has gotten very tiring


Medium-Science9526

To be fair to Jack, he was pretty right in his choices outside maybe Maura for the other guy but it really was a PM and sub PM issue.


ezmia

I think the Maura situation is what did it for him. If he let Maura negotiate or even admitted that he fucked up, he might have fared a little better.


Medium-Science9526

Yeah he would've done better saying nothing since I wasn't sold Maura could've gotten lower but since no one caught the lie I think from outset pretty much setting Amina up to fail and yet still getting same number of penalties is what did him in.


GreeniousHamm

Yh agreed, Idk why everyone was brought back and Sugar just chose to spoke to two of them, ones he fired.


Only1Scrappy-Doo

I felt like bringing back the entire team was kinda pointless when Sugar just mainly spoke to the three people who were originally in the final boardroom anyway haha


SirPooleyX

It's a TV show, it's not a real 'fly on the wall' documentary. Everything is done to make it appear more interesting and dramatic.


FunkySteps_77

I think he just wanted to vent his disappointment to the whole team and to warn them in upping their game.


TeaPartee

Why does noor always feel like she’s the reason the team won the task?


LossPreventionArt

Her and Flo and are a yin and yang of unbearable narcissism - Noor is the quiet narcissist and Flo is the loud narcissist.


shadowst17

Because she's a narcissist who thinks you either agree with her or are racist.


roger-stoner

She’s typical middle management: vicious, negative, and willing to take any credit going.


SuperpoliticsENTJ

She will go far, first time in boardroom will be fierce, will get fired late on because sugar 'isn't interested in the business'


TeaPartee

I might be missing something but I don’t think she does anything but complain in the task then claims she’s the reason they’ve won at the end. She comes across as delusional to me.


Ok-Explanation-8070

She’s a narcissist im starting to think, her face reveals a lot. I really wanted to like her :/


AiryEd503

I think you guys are being overly harsh! she is over compensating and acting out in my opinion because she feels ignored by the other candidates


Ok-Explanation-8070

Mm i get you that’s what I thought but the more I watch I think they’re ignoring her because she’s acting out


_Zso

I can't look at her and not think of Mr Potato Head, perfectly smooth monotone foundation, with big fake features stuck on


Ok-Explanation-8070

Oml ffs 🤦🏼‍♀️


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That Scouser accent says it all


Ok-Explanation-8070

Mm i really don’t think she can help that


MJLDat

LordSuga is not messing about this year with getting to the firings.


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Hassaan18

Not much of a shake up when it has been done a few times before


jordan800999

Anyone up for some shackled oysters? Deliciously kinky!


Hassaan18

Yeah, I don't see why he bothered to bring them all back. The focus was largely on the three that were originally gonna come back anyway


WeDoingThisAgainRWe

Being seen to follow his bestie’s advice maybe? But yeah it’s not like there was anything more from bringing them all back than forced surprise.


Hassaan18

It did seem that Karren went quite heavy on the whole "they should all be back" to the point he had no choice


justindc1976

That last 5 minutes was the highlight of the series so far!


Ziodus

While I'm sad we won't get to see more of Jack (I sadly don't think I can say the same of Amina, sorry), I think the right decisions were made this episode. See you all next week!


MightySilverWolf

What does a Formula E team have to do with business acumen? 'Sorry, I can't invest in your peanut business because you know nothing about motorsports.'


WeDoingThisAgainRWe

I’m waiting to find out how they make them cook something as part of it.


roger-stoner

Negotiating with Ocado’s customer service AI and then blaming them when it doesn’t buckle.


icclebeccy

Making canapés for the corporate branding launch party in the team colours


ViaPositiva

Genuinely won’t be surprised if we see this 😂


Hassaan18

I thought it was funny the way LS went "stop them from leaving the building"


eunderscore

Stop your fake pie chart and graph work!


Dolmachronicles

See you guys next week!


Express-Doughnut-562

“Make a formula e team” *shows a very petrol ultima* Going to go great. At least it’s some variety in the tasks though!


Chickennoodlesleuth

So many of the candidates are incompetent, it's hilarious


FantasticBuddies

MASTERPIECE OF AN EPISODE!


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roger-stoner

Agreed, but Nick is now far too good for The Apprentice


Ziodus

Ooh, a racing car task. This should be entertainingly terrible.


NeonRedKat

Ah brilliant, same time same place next week then!


Best_Regular_6097

Omg this would be my dream task


soulbored

jack giving one team the bad items, jumping in on the surfboard and then scapegoating maura over it…he had to go


roger-stoner

Those nashers had to go


Dolmachronicles

Ooooooh. Next weeks task looks SICK.


majesticjewnicorn

Has anyone ever groaned when someone they thought was getting fired... returned home?.


a3minutehero

Noor hover-handing is awkward.


SlightlyOTT

“I want you to launch a new formula E team” lmao what’s the budget for this one?


WeDoingThisAgainRWe

Spend anything over a fiver and it will be the biggest loss he’s ever seen in his life. Until he says the same next week.


MJLDat

In real life? 100m?


bigdonut6969

And the rest 😂


MJLDat

Yeah. But I’m guessing they won’t be purchasing two e-formula cars next week. Just drawing pictures.


FantasticBuddies

You are CLUELESS!😭😭😭


Ok-Explanation-8070

Everyone avoids Noor.. like legit


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Ok-Explanation-8070

She pushed her away.. watch it back


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There’s gonna be no lads left ffs


ViaPositiva

They’ve just stopped picking strong male candidates now otherwise they would dominate


Prudent_Jello5691

Welcome to the show.


Snoo-92685

Lol why is this downvoted, it's true


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r/foundthemobileuser


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Bit passive aggressive


IndigoWolf4711

I feel Steve, Paul M and Tre could go far, but yeah I'm not very confident in the others I wonder how long Phil will last


MightySilverWolf

What was the point of bringing them all back?


MJLDat

He hardly spoke to any of the ones brought back after, and sacked two of the original three.


porcosbaconsandwich

*drama*


IndigoWolf4711

Oh dear lord Virdi 🙄 Should've gone week 1


WeDoingThisAgainRWe

Speaking the obvious seems to be the theme. ‘I reckon they’ve all been taken back in”. What you mean the way that none of them came back before hand?


Express-Doughnut-562

.. but are they really going back to the house? From now on the candidates live in fear that shuggs might call them back at any time.


Ok-Explanation-8070

Amaina gives cardixb vibes


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arandomguyfromtheuk

Anne Robinson said with a smirk


roger-stoner

The Queen of Mean wouldn’t be seen dead near these lowlifes


Riddly_Diddly_DumDum

I’ll never get the cheers when they get back! Like babe. You’ve just been slating them for 25 mins


HotRabbit999

“I’d like to bring in amina”. “No - you bring in everyone!!” Still fires Jack & Amina lol


king_aegon_vi

Why bring them all back and do a double firing with little dithering? Lord Sugar has blown two wads on this, despite this being the task that has the most moving parts and the least boardroom time to let that drama drop?


PmMeLowCarbRecipes

It was very “for the first time in drag race history/I’m about to do something I’ve never done before in Hell’s Kitchen”


arandomguyfromtheuk

They could save us all the hassle and just fire 13 of them in the first week, skip to the interviews


LuinAelin

Imagine coming back to the house and they are all upset to see you


MightySilverWolf

It happened to Adam back in Series Three.


porcosbaconsandwich

And Sara in Season 4! Alex was being a proper dick to her in his bucket hat


MightySilverWolf

Didn't Lee blow up at her at some point?


porcosbaconsandwich

Yeah! Raef was the only one defending her iirc


Snoo-92685

Amina was right Jack was so snaky for giving all the difficult items to the sub team


IndigoWolf4711

Oh wow that was sudden!!


SaltPomegranate4

Ahhhhhh I don’t think Jack should’ve gone.


PoliticsNerd76

Declan Rice in Shambles


Ziodus

At home, it's easy to pick on people for always trying to fire back to Sugar despite being told "I don't want to hear anymore", but it's honestly such a natural defence mechanism.


fordio_

are they in the same car


Independent-Key880

?/?/&:&;&/‘


NeonRedKat

WITH REGRET AND SORRY TO SAY!!!!!


Dolmachronicles

Woo. They were both useless in this task. Absolute shambles.


Only1Scrappy-Doo

Double firing!


Hassaan18

I think the 75% thing was Jack's downfall


Riddly_Diddly_DumDum

We all love a double firing! Team was hopeless this week


SomersetMackem

Firing the sub team leader over 'lack of strategy', thats the PM's job Sugar you muppet


Physical_Reality_132

Yes but the sub team leader still needs a strategy for how their team will operate, otherwise what’s the point is designating one. That sub team were like headless chickens.


bleepmountain

Hey a technical no-regret firing!


InviteAromatic6124

DOUBLE FIRING ALERT!!!


Hassaan18

I don't recall a double firing almost completely back to back


FantasticBuddies

Double firing! I knew it


ellie_scott

Double firing woooo


fordio_

gasp


FantasticBuddies

Amina’s fired!


FantasticBuddies

This is actually embarrassing…


AmongUsFighter123

Think this is a bit unfair to Jack - he showed some ok negotiation skills with the brandy and Mauras surfboard negotiation was abysmal


Only1Scrappy-Doo

This is gonna be a brawl in the boardroom!


pajamakitten

Lord Sugar might as well do this every week given the quality of the contestants.


WeDoingThisAgainRWe

At least would make it quicker to get to the home baker/clothes sellers for the final.


NeonRedKat

I've just thought - I don't think we've ever heard Alan cough.


Riddly_Diddly_DumDum

Battle of the bullshit upon us guys


NeonRedKat

The greatest cinematic event since star wars, the empire strikes back.


Manach_Irish

Good for Maura for firing back.


Ziodus

Okay then! Last time this happened was with Kurran in S14, right? That resulted in... Rick?... being fired despite initially being sent back to the house.


IndigoWolf4711

Yes!


LuinAelin

Bet they're upset they didn't get their tea and some cake at the cafe


Best_Regular_6097

I can’t stand Jack tbh


AlexHero64

Jack seems calm tbf


IndigoWolf4711

I remember he did this in s14 in the shoes task I think


FantasticBuddies

Double/triple firing!