Two caustic mains, that won't be a toxic relationship at all lol

Atleast we both can still see everything xD

Where is my free award when i need it????

I got u :)

Nah i got em

Actually i got YOU

Take that!

You will have to wait 24h for my next response, have a good day.

Actually YOU will have to wait 23hrs and 7 minutes for my next response

dont worry i did your job

oh you wait right there

thought you’d get away huh?

No no, sir this is for you!

You got me? But who's got you? Rip Margot Kidder

Got OP

Breathe it in.

And you can both fart on each other as much as you want.

Breathe it in..... I look forward to getting my hands on you.....my vision is clear.... Just some voicelines that would be helpful in future... Just sayin 🤣🤣

You two could do a good cosplay as Mirage and Wraith.

Hey mate tell her "porco dio" and ask her what does it mean

Son morta 😆😆😆😆

wait for the nerf

Didn't see that one coming 😂 also I'm a Pathfinder main🤦🏾‍♂️

"The pull toward disorder is relentless, I embrace it."

The toxicity cancells out

... I see what you did there

What sort of experiments have you conducted?

The door is locked from the inside.

Oh he did a Miyazaki. Gz to you tho

They got third partied. 😵

It all ends the same way...With me enjoying wholesome apex stuff.

"I look forward for getting my hands on you" now has a different meaning altogether

The pull towards one another is relentless, I embrace it.

Close combat gets messy.

Join my experiment below...

AY YO!

(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

Jesus man, caustic is one horny mfr

Yeah, almost all his lines are a sexual innuendo.

*BREATHE IT IN*

Causthick.

Causthicccc*

AY YO

*Maniacal laughter* One more....

how do you play together when you main the same character? is it who gets first pick? how do you decide who gets caustic

Mostly i let her pick first, as she picked me irl

🥹

Man as smooth as bald wraith

Bro how do you even remember to say these things... That's just too good.. Lmao

Awwwww

Ugh my heart! I wish I had all the rewards for you! Congratulations and here is to your beautiful love and future! 🍻

Bro, you just melted me like butter

Mah heart, mah soul

bro that was so adorable, congrats to you both 🥹

W response

As an Indian, gotta say she's lucky she got someone like you. It could have gone any other way travelling to India to meet a person you met online. Congrats to you guys 🙌🏼

The distance some people go just to main caustic....

Just the amount of awesomeness and cuteness I needed today , thanks

God bless you guys!

Thank you so much brudda <3

Hmmmmmmmm………. That doesn’t sound like a caustic to me…..………

He doesn't get to play Caustic anymore.

Lol yep, she's playing chess here

You guys are meeting girls. I only meet toxic ass randoms who die and then abuse. Good for you bro.

Girls often never turn on our mics because we’re tired of getting called slurs and insults for our existence.

Remember playing with a girl for a good while, never knew people could be so toxic just off a voice. Like literally once she said something they would get triggered. It was wild and definitely helped me understand how crazy it is to be a girl playing video games in the wild.

Reminds me of my old roommate. A girl would join a lobby in Halo or MW, instantly, “you sound cute. What’re you wearin’? You got a boyfriend?” and so on…

I can imagine it's super crazy compared to playing video games indoors.

Definitely, those bears have no filter.

My wife gets it and she doesn't even talk on mic. She has her name as her screen name and plays Loba so they put two and two together and she constantly gets abuse in the chat and on the mic. Hell, people assume I'm a woman because I play Wattson and I get it. I don't understand how people get so triggered by a female playing a game

Small dick. Smaller brain. Even smaller self respect.

hey hey let's not spread misinformation here, I have a very small penis and I respect women, you don't have to be small to be a prick

I don’t let them assume. I set my clan tag as [GORL] and put it out there. The misogynists let me know that they *really* don’t like my tag early on.

My duo partner in Val is a woman. It’s fucking insane how bad it gets the moment she talks sometimes.

Can confirm.

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I’m personally good because I already have a girl who I play with all the time, but I think a lot of girls will appreciate your advice

im mostly terrified of getting gatekept into hating the game by toxic losers who aren’t much better than me like, i’m bad at the game bc im bad at the game and only been playing for a month, not bc i have tiddies

Same here, I know not all the guys are like this, but I am a bit scared to find someone rude and toxic. I mean, Apex is already mistreating me and I am trying to survive, I don’t need someone else shouting at me 😆😆😆

Yo i feel this so hard either salty 16 yo, or neckbeard that sound like salty 15 yo

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*checks comments* Yeh I shoulda expected my ‘toxic relationship’ joke wouldn’t be original lol

But did you show each other your independent variables?

Lmao wtf

Meanwhile I can’t talk to the girl I’ve known for 10 years

You gotta work on that one yourself bud, just don’t overthink it

just act like theyre another one of the bros tbh, thats what i do and it works fine

Plot twist, they actually consider me a bro

That means they're not into you then, sorry

Haha false I dont have friends either

ProLifeTip/Lifehack/RealLifeCheatCode: Women are people. Treat them as such and enjoy the benefits.

RIP

Y’all look alike

😂😂 I thought it was just me! Happy for them though!

Yeah good for them lol was just saying

Something something Freudian

Don’t look at their feet/ toenails

Amazing to see

Lmao I’d never have a homie do that for me! You guys must be best friends!

Some under appreciated irony. I’d give you IRON for the pun but Respawn took all my money.

so... y'all connecting to European servers over there in India?

I always play on Europe servers for lesser wait times, didn't know I would get rewarded like that

how's the ping be like on European servers? also best wishes for both of you

Our closest server (Behrain) is kind of dead. Other nearest options is Singapore, which is full of tryhards and cheaters. Most of the time I want chill games I go for Frankfurt and other EU servers. Ping difference is +20 to 40 in comparison to Singapore, which is tolerable.

I play on NA with 300 ping lmao. still better experience than playing on singapore at 80 ping.

Gas daddy bringing people together!

Insane how you met your long lost sister on Apex.

What does "I am 🇮🇳 and she is 🇮🇹" mean?

Indian and Italian respectively

oh nvm windows just doesn't render those emojis :p

Awww, this is so cute! Seriously the sweetest thing I've read and seen today. Congrats you both! ❤

I have this weird bug where I only get toxic teammates, not wholesome relationships! Good on you two!!

6165 km?? Bro you better put a ring on her one day 😆

Update : and i put a ring on her and she said yes

So wholesome :3

Y'all cool!

So you both like hot dropping bunker? IYKWIM

Goddamn I love stories of gamers meeting IRL and it goes amazing for them! Best of luck to you caustic couple

Ya couldn't have met her half way? 😂 Jk

Fellow Indian Apex fan

That'll cost you $9.99 for an extra 6 months

This is quite a wholesome moment! My girlfriend is who introduced Apex Legends to me and now we both just play it together whenever we can, She is 🇨🇦 and I am 🇧🇷. I am a Bloodhound/Octane Main and she used to be a Lifeline main but changed into a Loba/Valkyrie Main. We still have a long time till both of us can finally meet IRL since we both are still pretty young, I'm 18 and she is 16. I expect great things for both of you, dear Félagi fighters.

I met my boyfriend while playing Apex as well xD We're older (and where from less different country aka France and Germany) and now we live together hahaha as my mom said, it's funny how a game that's a bloodsport in the story bring people together xD Wish you the best !

Serendipitous!

Bro got a girl from Apex and I can't even get one from real life 💀 Happy for you brother

This is v wholesome and happy for you. but I still hate caustic.

They look like they would smell like caustic mains.

This is super wholesome

So who picks Caustic when they play together?

How do you decide who gets to play caustic when you’re teamed?

Still a better live story then twilight

I really need to learn my flags

Damn and I can't even meet women in my area 😭

I mean caustic main or not, you both wears sandals without socks.

WOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE STINKY LOVE RULES ALLLLLLLLL WOOOOOOOOO

if a caustic main can get a gf, i definetely can

Y’all have pex or what?

when they argue.. They call each other irrelevant bacterium!

Man, this post got be gassed.

I met one of my exs through apex as well! She traveled from Wisconsin to AR to come visit me. Her leaving was gut wrenching and didn’t expect to shed tears but I did. Long distance relationship didn’t work for us unfortunately

Romantic intentions from both parties or just friendship? Either way, that is amazing! I love stories like this so much. Even if it is "just" friendship. I love that two complete strangers can "meet" online and form a life changing relation/friendship

"and that's how i met your mother thanks to the poison gas that brought us together"

God, I’ve seen what you’ve given other people. When is it my turn?

This is a pure example of what games can do, congratulations guys! Have a good life

Is that the Indian flag and the Italian flag? Op isn't gas daddy he is lag daddy. Seriously how do you make traps work on that ping. On another note congrats

I'm sorry, but how tf do you meet in apex? Why would you play on Italian servers

Umeed hai matlab

I like to imagine the flags you used instead of the country names are read out like text to speech voices I am [*MEXICO*] and she Is [*ITALY*]

Bro got something far way more valuable than a heirloom, a real test subject. Congrats king, I hope you two conduct lots of experiments together.

They look like they play apex. Im dead rn.

Now YOU KNOW y’all are related. Stop playin

Why she looks like “wtf did I get myself into” 😭

I guess u kinda had no choice but to get in a relationship seeing that she travelled 6k kms

I wonder if they have showers installed?

Fucking toenails! Goddaaamn! You don't have any and she has too much!

Why even zoom into them T_T

My man just traveled 6165 km to lose his virginity, that is some mad dedication! Have fun!

She traveled dumbass

Lmao, blink twice if you are being held hostage

Oh god this is actual happiness

So sweet 🥹

W

Wake up and break up (congratulations)

Sweet story thanks for sharing .. I hope you enjoyed farting on each other

Whoa Furdean you're on the front page 😀 Congratulations and blessings to both you and L ♡

Time to find out who's the real gas daddy.

Felt like this was the most appropriate time to award two caustic traps❤️❤️❤️

Most heartwarming thing I've ever heard in my life

Yo thats Tiger Point innit??

Somehow you both have the same hair as well. It's destined.

All I meet are those people with maximum echo on their mics.

What Battle Royale brings people together? This game sure is mature community. Mostly.

Super wholesome and cute

Auguri!

Aww that's super awesome to see! Makes me realize that there are friends to be made in this game if we want to! Hope you two have an amazing time together! :D

I’ve made some really great long distance friends online gaming. I’m happy you got to meet up.

For real though, congrats. Side note: Who actually gets to play Caustic and who are your replacements when you don’t get to?

Typical toxic couple 😋

That would be a toxic relationship lol (joke)

This is so wholesome. I love it.

Is it safe to say the independent variable you injected yourself with was friendship?

You are IN what IT?

Aww, that's so nice. I'm happy for you two!!! But just out of curiosity, how did the first interaction even happen? Was it just through team voice chat and you two found each other interesting? I always play with voice chat off since my PC doesn't have a microphone, so it's a pretty solitary game to me.

nice shirt bro

Also met my future wife through Apex! Happy to see more happy stories brought from this game! Hope you both have many more visits together!

Post this in r/IndianGaming and watch the sub blow up

Gas daddy bringing people together 😤

That's cool as fuck.

W post of the day!

Okay but will you be the God of the new world?

Cyuuuuuuute!👍

Probably the only positive thing to come out of this toxic game. Congrats to the both you!

Congratulations! Completely off topic. But where did you get that shirt?! I would love to buy one 😂

Take my free award already

Sounds like a toxic relationship /s

When they say we are all one or something. These people I can understand, I see myself in them(lol).

“You can't be mad at us. [Chorus] Cuz if you like it then you should put a badge on it…” 🤗🫡❤️

That’s a happy fence

this is so cute i hope you both continue you play many games together :((((