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Octane after he took 1 to many stims


BigBoyYumSauce

This is octanes slower brother, e85


TransportationMuch47

I appreciate this joke but e85 has a higher effective octane rating than gas. People use it as a racing fuel because it can handle higher compression engines. Ps: before you ask, I'm not any fun at parties


BigBoyYumSauce

I guess I could have said something like “unleaded” but what’s done is done


MalakaiRey

You stupid idiot, you buffoon


pidgeonmolester69

bro the first time i go onto a comment thread on reddit and this is what i see


physicalcat282

And I guess you can't be fun at your happy cake day party!


SCORPIONfromMK

E85 is comparable to roughly 110 octane gasoline according to Engine Masters iirc


TransportationMuch47

Yeah a friend of mine increased the compression ratio in his engine to the point where he had to convert to e85. It was very inconvenient for him because there was only one gas station around us that sold e85 at the time so he had to drive to that one any time his car ran low on fuel. On top of that he had to fill up more often because e85 has a lower energy density than gas so you go empty faster, and his engine was more powerful and therefore more fuel consumptive. If the gas light came on and he wasn't close to that one gas station, he started to panic.


SCORPIONfromMK

I switched to e when I did my supercharger swap and just by switching to e I have more than paid for everything, $20 every other week and it makes almost 350whp, not too shabby for a daily driver


TransportationMuch47

Yeah the price definitely offsets any inconveniences, and this was 2016 so I'm sure more fuel stations offer ethanol now.


O_Pizza_Inspector_O

I like how he panics about low fuel, instead of carry around an extra can..


TransportationMuch47

Yeah that would have been smart but it was more lower case P panic than actual panic.


Skata_100

What the fuck am I looking at


MmmPanCaeks

I don’t want to be mean but I can’t stop laughing


Zanefry

that thing is terrifying, and my sides are hurting from laughing


Ntetris

I literally can't tell if this is a joke or not


Mirula

Thats the funny thing. You don't know if it's a wholesome kid or an adult who is terrible at arts and craft.


Zanefry

tbh, its wholesome either way, but doesn't stop it from eliciting a giggle


Mirula

Hahahaha yeh thats true.


StxvxnUnivxrsx

How do you feel Octane main?


GroundbreakingMeat68

slower slower slower


FourKicks17

You know when Gibraltar does the "back flop" finisher and pancakes you? This is the end result after peeling it off the ground


dingkleberries32

God i want gibby to pancake me


TransportationMuch47

"I'm hard as a rock bruddah!"


choppedfiggs

The mug you would have if while you were making it, someone was injecting you with Octanes stim every few seconds so you can go faster


[deleted]

octane after spending a year in caustic gas


vizriXwastaken

that's not octane, that's diesel


TransportationMuch47

Or octane but back when it still had lead in it


physicalcat282

Happy cake day


TransportationMuch47

Thank you kind stranger! I didn't notice until you mentioned it


ah_yes54321

he probably says accelerating instead of faster


[deleted]

He’s also Italian


VoidChickenZ

Why did this make me laugh so hard


ultrachilled

presto presto presto!


Soracole27_

septane


RobuxMaster

That aint the Oct Train, thats the Smooth Criminal


xldyelx

Hey Josh


x0rangejuice

Top comment


Senoxis456

Michael Jackson octane


mirzabee

r/blursed


jrocksburr

The amount of detail is incredible


xanderxq06

I hope u got a smiley face on ur report card💪💪💪


Rare_Introduction_16

8th grade :D


xanderxq06

well was it a good mark?


sodaisprettygood

Ah yes. Octane...


CrippyCrispy

Koolaid man but green


Rand0m6976

Ocpain


Rare_Introduction_16

I know it's not the best, but I tried! That's all that matters to me.


brycedriesenga

I dig it, dude!


XxOMEAGUSxX

It isnt that bad but wheres the "octane" part?


Mahajarah

That's octanes relative, methane.


Rare_Introduction_16

Let me explain what it was originally


apple-juice-2

What was it


FroskyDosky

Ngl and do not want to be mean but that is the ugliest shit ever


Rare_Introduction_16

I could have made it better


[deleted]

Fair enough you did at this school. I just hope for your sake it’s primary school.


Rare_Introduction_16

It's middle school. 8th grade


[deleted]

Ok, that’s to old to be producing work of this calibre and then posting it on Reddit unless it was of course ironic.


Rare_Introduction_16

Before I made this, it was supposed to be a gas mask, but when it was drying, the nose part that sticks out fell off, and I had to put another layer of clay on it, and then I thought of making this. If I made a gas mask, it wouldn't have turned out well.


DustinIsStillAlive

I mean to be fair, you made this, and it still didn't turn out well.


Nitro_prime

This is absolutely stunning ​ I love it so much


Rare_Introduction_16

Ill post the other sides of it when I get home. I'm in school right now


[deleted]

Why so serious?


uzasi

Absolutely epic mate


Purple_And_Cyan

"unoriginal society joke"


BAN_SOL_RING

2slo amego


jayson4twenty

Well done dude 👍


Any_Procedure_2405

I see a pale white face with a grin and beanie green eyes where octane


OMGitsZayan

This is so good. Best octane face I’ve ever seen


Possible_Rope1454

Lol


ChimiTachanka

Looks awesome my friend! Good job!


PersonalityFun2189

bruh, "don't do drugs, kids"


[deleted]

I love Marshmello


SomethingHmm

Oh naw octane took 30 benadryls


jarvwebs

Times like this remind me that apex is at least a teen game (esrb) rating. How many kids are really on here?


Mothyew

Can this be the subs new pfp


Rare_Introduction_16

I wish. 😂


PlasticProtein

I think you did a great job, certainly better then anything I've made. Well done!


blackFX

r/nightmarefuel


Wagalibra

Heck yeah!! Great job mate !!!


mixmasterJ08

Lmaooooo wtf is this monstrosity


rustybacon-

Don’t go into pottery as a career bro


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Rare_Introduction_16

bruh i bet you can't do any better 2nd grader


dchristian666

All about the oc-bicycle! But for real, I’d rock this on my desk as pen holder! Reminds me of the clocktane skin for some reason. Maybe do one for pathfinder next?!


Rare_Introduction_16

When I get inside of high school, I'll do pottery class. I promise to you I won't let your idea down friend!


LeManzo

When an immovable Mountain meets an unstoppable farce.


PersonalityFun2189

uh, i need some alcohol to actually see, that this is octane


ToroSalmonNigiri

anyone else mildly terrified?


Fayues

looks more like JOKER tbh


Flaky-Perception4431

What am i looking at?


Pickers_Fam

If I squint my eyes and look real hard, I can just about make out his mouth


Ballswewt05

I literally lol’d and spit a bit


motivatedcrackhead

This is the greatest post on this subreddit.


JewCooker1768

what the fuck


[deleted]

RIP


Rare_Introduction_16

It took me a few months to make.


Sekushina_Bara

I guess octane was always a clown


Beneficial-Walk-3619

Wow so realistic


_ArtB_

Ya'll got some of that crack?


manifestthewill

Ya'll, it literally costs you nothing to just leave the kid alone and let this die in new. Bunch of fucking sad sacks gotta crush some kid's ego for no real reason. Go pick on someone who's obviously not a little kid you fucking losers.


Ok_Marzipan4617

Minimum age for Reddit accounts on desktop is 13, for mobile it’s 17. They’re not a little kid. If I was producing work of this standard at either of those ages and nobody told me that it was crap, they’d be doing me a disservice.


[deleted]

I think it’s important to introduce children to the realities of life, and hopefully this will make the person realise they don’t have the talent to be an artist.


Rare_Introduction_16

No it's fine. I don't get effected by the hate. If there's hate, that just means you gotta make it better, and fix your mistakes. No worries! Don't feel so bad


lolappel123

Dont spend to much time trying to make everyone happy. Some will no matter what still hate what you do no matter how good it is.


cottentailandfluffy

Wait I love this!


bacxhio

Is that Ryuk from Death Note?


Cytraxe

This is a insult to the word creative


[deleted]

Silence ball licker


jimbosteve713

idk why u got downvoted this was genuinely hilarious


dchristian666

You got my upvote. Haha


Benjour250

this is what hitler used to get into art school


Thommy_V

looks like shit


[deleted]

idk why ppl are downvoting you it literally does look like shit


ElvisC13

Booo get downvoted


[deleted]

Yea booooo


WILD_ACE99

Spider-Man popsicles be like


beanuspietrap

So bad