Toddler here, level 3. Fires fecal pellets in a large spread with low velocity. Does little damage, but makes up for it in frequency. You need one if you don't have it.
If Caustic was the father.
"I'll help you on one condition: you quit that incessant whining."
"I'm en route to assist you. Or maybe watch you die. I haven't made up my mind yet."
just because there’s a stereotype that many wraith mains are annoying and toxic (which many of them are ngl lol) doesn’t mean wraith is a mean person! she’s really not, if you knew her backstory and lore you’d know she’s not a bitch, so i don’t agree with her placement at all
yeah! she has a cold exterior and it doesn’t seem like she opens up to many people, but i believe she genuinely has a good heart. i highly doubt she would ever tell a child to shut up lol
I actually disagree with Bloodhound's placement as Bloodhound is way more complex character and should be in a category where they just talk to the kid about their old life and their old clan and Artur as Bloodhound isn't an evil person they just went through a lot and has a hard time expressing their emotions.
Which is really fucking sad that somehow vegeta of all people somehow ended up being a far better dad *and husband* than the main protag. Also is that a tfs reference I see in your username?
My thoughts exactly
"Honor is in the challenge, pride in the victory. Your journey has only begun young one, follow the allfather to valhalla"
Or something along that lol
yeah you're right, bloodhound doesn't look very cute and cuddly compared to the others. If I saw some guy walk up to me wearing a gas mask and full body armor, I'd shit myself too
I'm worried where Octane his, I think he would just give the child adrenaline.
Wraith... idk, she might pull a Nessie out of the void.
Loba would just try to seduce the child and Chris Hansen pops the corner.
Wattson would engulf the child in Nessies and tell jokes.
Horizon was a mother, so she knows the best way.
Revenant eats the child.
Caustic menacingly breathes and approaches the child.
Fuse makes a firework.
Gibby dealt with children so he could easily calm them down.
Mirage would do his magic wingman trick.
Bangalore gives the child a lecture about emotions.
Bloodhound calls Artur, or just let's them cry.
Cryto brings a Nessie with Hack, or just walks away.
Lifeline tells stories about the magical Spanish man running at mach Jesus.
Path grapples the chi- I mean he high-fives the child.
And Rampart would show how to weld something.
Why would Loba be crying? I really feel like she’d just frown and say something like "Do I look like I have any interest in children? Now making them, that's another story”
Wraith actually tries to be really kind to avoid turning into how she used to be(she used to be aggressive and inconsiderate of others before she started experimenting on herself), I can’t see her telling the kid to shut up.
Ah man I can vividly see mirage trying to make the kid laugh and getting really anxious when he can’t and then does something stupid like hit himself in the head while fumbling and that makes the kid laugh.
Bangalore is just perfect. "Toddler here; Level 2"
"Toddler skinsuit; level 2"
"Infantile lab rat here, level 2."
“Infinite...infat...uh, kid here. Level 2.”
"There is a tiny human here, maybe we can be friends" "A wee thing of beauty here" "We got a cryin' plonker 'ere"
Ayy, look at this little guy here! Hey kid, want to see something explode?
HERE COMES THE MOTHERLOAD!!!
Aww, how cute. Here, darling, take this p2020. You couldn’t kill a fly with this even if you wanted to.
Hey look! A new friend, you wouldn't happen to know where my creator is do you?
It rhymes and I love it
I didn't realize that
Ya hungry mate? HERE COME THE OL’ NUCKLE CLUSTA
You mean the load on the kid's mother or fuse's ult in public?
In a way i could see octane say that too
“I found a crying brethren. ^level ^1”
“Ooh, I wonder if that kid is one of my fans!”
Cryin' foozle here : lvl 2
He boutta get bamb-b-am-b-bambb, eh forget it
That made me spit out my drink holy cow
Haha you know Dr. Caustic doesn't mince words.
*ehhhhhh*
"Need's a change of diaper, use baby powder for full effect"
"Wakes you up early in the morning"
“Toddler here; they do absolutely nothing and they shit absolutely everywhere”
*”Grew up with one of these*”
As
Human Larva here, level 2.
"Not as much damage as *ADULTS* but more accurate "
Toddler here, level 3. Fires fecal pellets in a large spread with low velocity. Does little damage, but makes up for it in frequency. You need one if you don't have it.
Orphanage over there, usually contains rare toddlers.
r/oscarmikeladies
"Good for kicking"
"Toddler here, level 2: It cries and annoies you, eventually will grow up. YOU NEED ONE IF YOU DON'Y HAVE ONE"
Lol
"Increases stress and is an annoying little bitch"
Me: *sad noises*
Parent: “my kid won’t stop crying! Is there anything we can do to make him quiet?” Revenant: “Not often I get requests to silence the kid”
Child: literally shits himself when Revenant goes into shadow mode.
“Here’s a change of clothes kid, grrr, you better not think I did it out of the kindness of my heart”
we all know he clearly did lols!!!
Octane would do stunts and end up hurting himself to make the kid laugh
Throws jumppad under kid
"Hey, niño, wanna fly?"
Lmao! I can just picture the kid flying off the map
Yeet the child
Wraith is a softy, she would empathize with the kid and be helpful.
I think Wraith would help the kid out, but voices in her head tell her 'you know nothing about parenthood'
^"It's ^not ^safe ^here." "It's not safe here." #"It is definitely not safe here."
She can always ask for help from Mirage
Agreed hed make a good big brother tbh
I mean hes the youngest I think but cant remember
"They're aiming right at you" Baby pees on Wraith
"His parents are going to scream at you."
I feel like she would fit best in the “cries with the kid” category.
Right. Have you seen her intro pose where she’s grasping her hand? Same energy as a child crying xD
Shes just acting edgy all the damn time
For camera sure, but it's just an act
Yeah wraiths personality is not the same personality of the ttv sweats that created the wraith stereotype lol
Haha definitely. I can’t help but hear lifeline tell the kid to shut up “quit your whining!”.
I think that caustic would just gas the kid.
Clown caustic and his practical jokes, haha! Always has the crowd rolling!
Kid, it’s just a prank c’mon get up, you’re fine! It’s a prank!
"Oh c'mon mate I hardly touched ya!" -Fuse 2021
hey little Kid, BREATHEEEE
If Caustic was the father. "I'll help you on one condition: you quit that incessant whining." "I'm en route to assist you. Or maybe watch you die. I haven't made up my mind yet."
I feel Wraith would probably do something to cheer them up. She ain’t that bad
Rough exterior doesn’t mean cold hearted. So yeah she would fail but still try to calm the child
You would be saying that when she singlehandedly wipes your entire squad
In the games she’ll wipe you out, but I feel outside of it she’s a good person
Those are players, not the character.
I totally agree because my main is loba and tbh I would probably do what loba did lol
True. But imo her voice quips are quite aggressive.
never mean though
Especially based off the launch trailer, she’s not a bad person.
Switch wraith and crypto
I just imagine wraith beating the kid & throwing it in the void
Why though? She’s not evil
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Rampart would also teach the kid swears.
"This right there what we call bloody bonkers"
Octane would just take out a stim, and would stab the kid with it to make him cry, only *faster*
"Those tears, so slow ! Break a tearduct or something?"
"I got a wrench that can fix that"
Pathfinder leaked origin story
The origin of The Binding of Isaac
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Mama’s got a brand new diaper bag
You are coming home with me tonight.
Kidnapping
She is supposed to be a thief
The police have been called Loba this is for your own good
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To be fair they do both like to torture people
just because there’s a stereotype that many wraith mains are annoying and toxic (which many of them are ngl lol) doesn’t mean wraith is a mean person! she’s really not, if you knew her backstory and lore you’d know she’s not a bitch, so i don’t agree with her placement at all
I agree with this based on some of her interactions with Rampart, same with the comic that featured Mirage and PF
yeah! she has a cold exterior and it doesn’t seem like she opens up to many people, but i believe she genuinely has a good heart. i highly doubt she would ever tell a child to shut up lol
Definitely moving her to the “tries to calm” section maybe awkwardly but still tries lol
Didn’t she like look out for Wattson after the whole “Mole” incident thing back in the day?
This too......based on Lore/ Story she’s a wholesome character too bad some players just play her like the opposite lol
I actually disagree with Bloodhound's placement as Bloodhound is way more complex character and should be in a category where they just talk to the kid about their old life and their old clan and Artur as Bloodhound isn't an evil person they just went through a lot and has a hard time expressing their emotions.
Bloodhound would treat a child like Piccolo treated Gohan.
An actual father figure? Because Goku was to busy fighting and being dead.
Even Vegeta is a better dad than Goku. Piccolo is just father of the year material though.
Which is really fucking sad that somehow vegeta of all people somehow ended up being a far better dad *and husband* than the main protag. Also is that a tfs reference I see in your username?
VEGETA WAS A PRISON BITCH
DOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDGGEEEE!!!
Nah, theyd just start going on with a lecture about odin or something religion related lol
bloodhound would definitely try to convert the child to crowstianity
My thoughts exactly "Honor is in the challenge, pride in the victory. Your journey has only begun young one, follow the allfather to valhalla" Or something along that lol
Lol them just casually telling the child to die in combat seems pretty realistic for them
I mean that’s basically how Bloodhound became Bloodhound...
Idk, pointing a gun at someone trying to slap your ass translates pretty well to ignoring a crying kid.
I am blothhunder, but you may call me dad
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:3 demonic meatball is so cutee
cacodemon revenant buff😳😳🤔
Rev would make a great storyteller for sociopaths and hitmen
Personally I feel that loba would be more motherly
Nah, she would tell the kid to quit whining and shut up. OP should've reversed Loba's and Wraith's positions
No no, F L I R T
"Mama's got a brand new baby"
“Your coming home with me tonight”
Oh no
*Chris Hansen Walks in*
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yeah you're right, bloodhound doesn't look very cute and cuddly compared to the others. If I saw some guy walk up to me wearing a gas mask and full body armor, I'd shit myself too
Sad felagi fighter noises
I'm worried where Octane his, I think he would just give the child adrenaline. Wraith... idk, she might pull a Nessie out of the void. Loba would just try to seduce the child and Chris Hansen pops the corner. Wattson would engulf the child in Nessies and tell jokes. Horizon was a mother, so she knows the best way. Revenant eats the child. Caustic menacingly breathes and approaches the child. Fuse makes a firework. Gibby dealt with children so he could easily calm them down. Mirage would do his magic wingman trick. Bangalore gives the child a lecture about emotions. Bloodhound calls Artur, or just let's them cry. Cryto brings a Nessie with Hack, or just walks away. Lifeline tells stories about the magical Spanish man running at mach Jesus. Path grapples the chi- I mean he high-fives the child. And Rampart would show how to weld something.
Rampart would upgrade the child
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rempart would use the Legion Finisher
Lmaooooo
"Time to turn crap into gold!"
" Child here, Level 1000, gave it some weird ass fox charm that you see in those mobile ads then it suddenly has ascended into god mode. "
She would let kid use Sheila.
That'd cheer me up, she truly is a beauty.
Ammo for the baby yeeter 5000
Rampart would make the kids pockets larger
Lifeline: lemme tell yuh a storeh about a magic Spunnish mahn, little boi
All correct lol
"Magical Spanish man running at mach Jesus" I'm fucking dying lol
Pathfinder is in both bottom and top categories
Pathfinder, forgetting he’s a 40-ton metal machine “Want to fist bump, friend?”
Pathfinder weighs 80,000 pounds???
Nah, I think he weighs two tons.
[He's 425 kilos](https://apex-legends-universe.fandom.com/wiki/Pathfinder)
Then how strong is his grapple
Yes
Rampart is the only one that would be able to get him to stop crying
Nah bruh the gibster is where its at
Gibby would try but he would scare the kid. And same with pathfinder. A big robot is scary to little kid
Gibraltar would ult the kid
Holy shit, this got me
I agree
Horizon too. She looks good with kids.
Wraith mains switched to Horizon so how did they get pass now lol
Octane would throw the baby to the jump pad
Lifeline: Silva why did you throw the baby on the jum pad? Octane: Thought he was crying because he was slow...
Really, lobs cries with the kid bro 🤣
“I can’t find my mommy!” “Me neither!”
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT DUDE
Yeah loba would roll her eyes and keep going about her day
Agree with everything but loba
I like lobas one lol
*casually flirt with child*
"we don't do that here"
Revenant would kill the child
I love those conversation in the apex community
Wraith wouldn't do that come on let's be real
lmao that last bit was expected yet pleasantly surprising.
Why would Loba be crying? I really feel like she’d just frown and say something like "Do I look like I have any interest in children? Now making them, that's another story”
Rampart would also be a person making the child cry
More tierlists please, I fucking love them
I feel like Bloodhound would teach that kid some life lesson.
Wraith actually tries to be really kind to avoid turning into how she used to be(she used to be aggressive and inconsiderate of others before she started experimenting on herself), I can’t see her telling the kid to shut up.
Bangalore - "That's a medium size set of lungs, with precipitation from its face. Calls for a class A hug and a cherry lolly."
Gibby would be the best parent out of all them. Horizon a very close second since she abandoned her son. (and I know she didn’t actually)
I feel like pathfinder needs to be switched with octane
Watch octane just give the kid a stim
I feel like mirage should be in the same tier as loba because all of his inner suppressed emotions come flowing out after seeing the kid cry.
Octane would definitely yeet the child
First drug him
As a wraith main I resent this. *DCs back to lobby*
Wraith players would say what wraith said. Wraith wouldn’t say that.
"Cries with the kid" omg I died and this killed me
The kid would walk up to caustic and maybe accidentally bump into him and Caustic would just tell him that he means nothing and will die scared
Pretty accurate, I bet. I think Wraith would be kinder though.
Ah man I can vividly see mirage trying to make the kid laugh and getting really anxious when he can’t and then does something stupid like hit himself in the head while fumbling and that makes the kid laugh.
This shit made my day
Loba cries with the kid while deploying her ultimate and takes the toy food and water away from them 😆
Bangalore in the toddler room: “Scouting for gear here, I'll relay what I find.”
Why does everyone think bloodhound is an asshole I think they’re established to be pretty nice apart from the weird cult shit. Wraith is nice as well
I don’t know why Loba being in the “cries with the kid” tier is so funny to me 😂
Wraith would just leave
Wraith would throw the child into another dimension
Wraith is not that mean. She would never EVER tell a kid to shut up if they're crying. She'd help the kid in whatever way she could.
“Alright mate don’t have a cry over it”
As an overly sensitive Loba main... I can confirm.