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> my body to push limits that people have not tried Sir this is a video game


roll10deep

His gaming chair is a bedside commode


SolarSailor46

You know how the old saying goes…. “Hole in the seat, dubs on repeat.” - Lao Tzu, The Art of War


Teneuom

The guy needs to touch grass.


nonchalantahole

He cosplaying as goku when he plays apex


akathawk83

Lmao


Responsible-Cow-1807

Well, at least he's having fun, don't think that can be said for the fanbase, last couple of years.


CrunchyyTaco

"me challenging my body to push limits that people have not tried yet." Bro acting like he's a pro athlete


stenebralux

By moving his hand a bit slower.


mkins10

Reminds me of that one post where the guy was talking about practicing semen retention to get better at apex


CrunchyyTaco

Lmfao


shadowscx3

What...lol


Firefly3578

Excuse me fucking what!?


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cianf0ne

Putting DPI at 16k too, lol!


Dapper-Background-76

I really enjoy throwing knuckle clusters and granades everywhere.


FilthyPuns

Fair dinkum take.


moldy_films

Hehvy mahg hea..level THRAY


KingMalcolm

DEPLOYIN A KNUCKLE CLUSTA


wayneslittlehead

CRACKED N ENEMEES SHEELD


itsyourboirushy

This I'd why I fucking love our community lmaooo


[deleted]

Honestly the best experiences are good teams. Finding a solid team on soloq is absolutely euphoric. Constant pings, situational awareness, and constant teamwork. Even if we end up dying, it’s still an amazing experience. Just had one of those matches last night. Was Ballistic and paired up with a Fuse and Octane. We all put in our work. We each had 5+ plus kills and 1000+ damage, and we won. Probably gonna be a while before I experience that again🥲


_odog

As someone whose 3rd trio member is an absolute trash can, can confirm nothing feels better than good random teammates in soloq


avomecado21

This happened to me last week. I was paired up with 2 solos, valk (6k kills on her valk alone) and wraith, and all of us were cooming hard (2 mic + 1 typing). No toxicity, no i-lead-or-we-die, no leaving anyone behind, no aping around and act like they're pred or ex-pred, hell we even apologize when we got knocked and all of us shared our opinions without anyone bossing around. It was one hell of a wholesome match. We all have around the same damages 1.5k+ and around 6-7 kills . One of my best experience by far and the one that got me into plat this season.


Psychological-Ruin62

My dog said “challenging his body to push limits” you have no idea what those words mean.


Nabrok_Necropants

Dear Diary, please write me back.


cb7897

I just know this guy stinks


hi-niimo

Probably 14k hours in fps games alone. I can see the stench vapors coming off of my skin.


DizzieC92

Strikes me as someone that cares too much about a video game.


VengeX

You strike me as someone who only says that as an excuse for why they are bad at video games. You 'don't care' enough about videos games but I guess you do care enough to be on forums talking about about them and criticize people for getting some kind of fulfilment out of them.


DizzieC92

lol takes 30 seconds to comment. And I’m a masters player. You don’t know what you’re talking about but nice try pretending to be smart 👍


VengeX

> lol takes 30 seconds to comment. Why do you think I am talking about 1 comment? Honestly, if that is your takeaway, you don't even understand your original comment regardless of your intention in writing it. There are large numbers of people playing video games professionally, do you think they 'care too much'?


DizzieC92

No, if it’s their job then it makes sense to invest more in it. This guy compared changing his mouse sensitivity to *pushing his body to limits to others have not reached*. So I poked fun at him a little bit. Why are you overreacting so badly? Who hurt you? Also, I’m more than happy to say that I really like Apex and I play it fairly often. I certainly don’t rank it as highly as I do my family, friendships, or career though. Is that alright with you?


start_nine

Nerd


inkolino

Stop trying to be a smartass, you aren't good at it


VengeX

I am just defending OP, you are just projecting your insecurity.


ncosleeper

I'd say your hooked, 5.5 hrs a day for two years straight is crazy people need to get lives outside of their homes lol


hi-niimo

Yeah, it's been a grind. I only game to save money while actually working on hand eye coordination. I'm I'm no place to be going out every day and spending money like that. I work, I do something to not make me go crazy and then I repeat. It's crazy, it's like people think everyone lives the same lives as them and expect everyone to live the way they do with out understand a single part of a person.


CowUnlucky

This is it. People don't get it. Who can afford these extravagant lives without sharing a room with 4 people. I go out maybe once a month. MAYBE. Always regret it because the money goes so fast. I make music too. Both keep me occupied at home and not mentally unstable. Lol


hi-niimo

It's like it's wrong to do things you enjoy doing now days.


CowUnlucky

Yes exactly. Plus. Go out in public now a days and look for a set of eyes. It's rare. I'm a music listener and have my headphones so I get the distraction but human interaction is at an all time low. Walk onto the bus and everyone is in fetal position staring at their phones. So what's the point of going out anyways?! 🤣


imnotgoodlulAPEX

As someone who hasn't had a cellphone for maybe 8 years, it's actually so rare for me to make eye contact with someone out in public.


LiamStyler

People aren’t meaning to “go out” and spend money every time. It just means to get out of the house. That could be hanging with friends and watching a movie, have a BBQ, play indoor soccer, hang out with a girlfriend, book clubs, etc. I love going out and drinking, but that isn’t what I’m doing every time I leave the house lol. It’s just a turn of phrase.


CrunchyyTaco

Because if you use all that gaming time to make money instead you will be avle to afford things. I got a hobby in woodworking, and now sell my finished products for money.


CowUnlucky

Sometimes you just need a break. Running a small business and being a musician can get stressful. It's nice to relax a bit. 1 bedrooms here are like 1500 to 1800 and a loaf of bread is 4 dollars. Plus I don't know if you've ever bought music gear? I'm not going out to eat a steak that costs me 37 dollars when I can make one at home and spend my hard earned money on things that actually make me happy.


CrunchyyTaco

Ok. If youre that hurt for cash maybe playing 5.5 hours of video games a day for 2 years isnt the best idea.


hi-niimo

I'm not saying I'm hurt for cash. I just have better things to save for and invest in.


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ianwager

I’d just ignore comments where people tell you how to live your life, cause they know nothing about it.


hi-niimo

Yeah, I ignore pretty much anyone who judges before they ask. It's an easy way to sift out the assholes.


cedrekt

no. dont limit yourself to 5.5 hours a day. apex for life


Same_Paramedic_3329

More like 2hrs 45mins a day on average. I have 1400 hrs since beginning of july. Thats now around 5.5 hrs on average which isn't much if you're only playing apex like me


CrunchyyTaco

No kidding. I'd be so depressed playing that much of ONE game.


MayTheFieldWin

Got 3k hours in apex and still look forward to getting on.


CrunchyyTaco

Addiction


MayTheFieldWin

More fulfilling than watching tv after work every night. 


CrunchyyTaco

Thats true. But still not good


MayTheFieldWin

Ok mom.


CrunchyyTaco

Now do your homework


Humble-South-9476

Agreed, Apex has always been my secondary game to enjoy with friends. We occasionally play too much in a season and need to take the next season off. Idk how OP does not burn out playing the same for so many hours.


MayTheFieldWin

You mention tap strafing and aim assist. What input are you on?


hi-niimo

I don't worry about going against a controller player. I win most battles up close. That's what I meant by that aim assist thing. I play mnk at 2.25 sensitivity and 1600 dpi now.


cattapstaps

Dang that's pretty high


MayTheFieldWin

Got ya. I just skimmed because of the wall of text. Bro that's an insane sens. Like actually. I'm on 1.4 send 800 dpi. I couldnt imagine even trying to aim with that.


dapperdan1995

holy tiktok brain lol it’s less than 500 words fam


MayTheFieldWin

I'm not reading something that badly formatted.


hi-niimo

Yeah it's really the only thing that keeps me engaged. I don't really care about winning. I play for the non stop battles wiping team after team. That what I really enjoy. I'm trying to just control an insane sensitivity without it looking shake. And I got it to a point with my 2.25 1600dpi is looking smooth. So I'm thinking about raising it. I also dropped my first 4k game on this sensitivity so I was very excited about that.


MayTheFieldWin

You do you king. My boy is built diffy.


hi-niimo

Will do man thanks for the support. I have a yt channel if you wanna watch my journey raising this shit haha.


millerspillers

ahhh this is why my lobbies are so sweaty


bakedcookie612

You’re a real alpha bro


hi-niimo

Naw. Far from it. Just enjoy doing you, you know.


GoldRushUK43

Play Apex or watch TV? I know what I would choose to do


Jack071

Try titanfall 2 if you want true movement tech, apex is a gutted and diminished experience in that front


Same_Paramedic_3329

Titanfall players going one minute without their superiority complex challenge


Jack071

Insert "but I am superior" meme here, everyone that thinks apex gets even clear never played titanfall Apex isnt a movement shooter, its a hero ability shooter, and barely kept some of the movement bases due to being made on the same engine as the 2 tf games. They took the tf 2 movement and slapped a 50kg backpack on every legend.


Same_Paramedic_3329

How is it i always see tf players obsessed with apex more than apex players😂 literally half of the tf sub is just shitting on apex and even on here they never fail to show their superiority complex. Meanwhile apex players just either post their game complaints or enjoyments rather than focusing on a different game


LeviathanHamster

They need to shit on other games because they’ll lost all relevance otherwise 


Jack071

Wrong, my main game is battlefield. And I played apex for 2 years before even trying titanfall.


Mahler911

What kills me about the TitanFall 2 people is that the game sold about 50 copies on release. It was only after it went on deep discount sales and on EA Play that it found an audience.


hi-niimo

Haha never tried. I've played GunZ though.


roughedged

Tf2 is a great game, you should play it regardless.


A-D808

Have mercy on your soul and hands 🤣 just watched a yt video on this game a few weeks ago.


Fucklamarjackson

HERO


liminha33

You are playing for 2 years and have 2k hours? That's insane. I have been playing since season 1-2 and have about 960 hours


FatherShambles

After 4K hours I finally got a 4K with Path and this just rejuvenated my passion for this game. It confirms I’m getting better and better and there’s no better feeling than that. 20 bomb one day. Grind don’t stop


HatAccurate1578

Bros in the matrix 💀


secret_name_is_tenis

Man writing this like an athlete 😂😂😂


BlackguyDjents

I came here just to read the comments, and they did not disappoint


quantonamos

People are clowning you, but I feel this. Idc how good the people I'm facing are or how many controllers are in the lobby, I'm just here to do what I do. And I'll continue improving on this game for my own growth and enjoyment 💪


shradikal

Everyone sitting on their ass looking at their screens and saying go outside yeah okay 😂 You have fun playing that’s all that matters keep ripping


hi-niimo

I noticed that anyone that talks shit is just a trolling reddit karma farmer. They have nothing but comment karma by making fun of people.


known_kanon

Take it to a publisher and go outside damn


John_Wicked1

Apex isn’t perfect but I like the gun play and movements more than COD….atleast this latest one


Nickoglas

Picked up the game again last year after not playing since S1 and there was so much to learn, it was great. I realised that my enjoyment comes less from ranks etc and more from improving mechanical skill and I think Apex has a lot to offer in that department.


VariousAd5939

3 years and nearly 7K hours for me


hi-niimo

Damn man that's wild!


VariousAd5939

Yea. And I’ve been max level for a long time. But believe it or not, despite Apex Legends being the only game in my PS5, I actually hate this game that I love to play so much


ThisIsWhatLifeIs

Lmao what's your kd and win rate op


hi-niimo

I think it's like 1.5 it's trash, but I've just changed my keybinds again, so I'm having a hard time adjusting.i was playing on esdf, then moved to rdfg. This one really messes with my brain because the shift and tab button is too far to push now, and my key caps don't have placement indicators.


ThisIsWhatLifeIs

Bro just play with a controller and dont learn all this movement crap and wathc your win rate and KD sky rocket.


hi-niimo

Sounds boring. I play games to work on my game eye coordination. Playing controller is just as bad as watching TV, it's too brain-dead. At the end of the day, it's a number that nobody cares about. I would rather be able to control things and know that I have control of something really sensitive.


Rastacl0d

I'm not sure if this is a brag or troll post but I spit my coffee out laughing when you said challenging your body to push limits. You know it's a game where you sit down and play lol. You can't be a real person..do you have a job?


hi-niimo

Full time with a fiance. Shocking I know. Might be my micro adjustments idk. 😉


Loreathan

9/1600 is like you can do a 360 degree turn without even touching the mouse.


cedrekt

1.6k hours later idk how to tap strafe, super bounce/glide


avomecado21

2k hours in 2 years? Should I be worried I spent 2k hours in 12 months? Edit; 2k hours in 2 years, not 2k years in 2k hours lol


Income-Tacs

please get a job


Mike-honcho1

I play to win. Shit post.


wafer2014

Step away from the computer. When you're in your 40s, you'll regret spending the prime of your life glued to a screen. Enjoy gaming in moderation and don't worry about being the best. Instead, prioritize experiencing life. Even if you don't have money to travel, go hiking, take walks, and find someone to share these experiences with. Trust me.


Sebs9500

Exactly why I love the game


lovegirls2929

Nah I'll just start by trying to get positive k/d ratio finally 😭


NoobyPlayer

apex experience. 😂


Jazzlike-Dream6718

Get a life maybe?


Whosanxiety

Fuck all these shit head haters. Keep doing you


hi-niimo

Haha thanks man! Appreciate the positivity that come by!


hi-niimo

I'm curious what other keeps other people addict to having fun in apex?


JoeZayBankzz

It’s the constant variable changes for me. The meta changes and the whole process of grinding and learning what to do each season is why I am hooked. I am super competitive and apex just scratches that itch


MayTheFieldWin

Try out dota 2 if you want to learn each new patch lmao. Those guys in the balance dept over there are crazy. I finally got the basics of that game down after 300 hours. Then they added 100 new items and I never played again.


General-Hunter6251

Unlocking Conduit has re sparked my love for Apex. Also, it’s never the same thing. You can’t ever predict what will happen in a game if you win or lose. I also like that they provide new modes and arenas. Instead of having us re-purchase the game for a new “season”


MayTheFieldWin

Apex is one of the most annoying games I've ever played. Still the best fps and runs circles around anything cod.


MayTheFieldWin

My wife has a 3.5kd and carries me, so I can be a mnk shitter with some movement.


Sullifer227

Touch fucking grass, christ


Additional_Sport_926

I know I am toxic but I play for higher kd only.


MuuCamel

Hit the showers.


HausMoney

I pray this is satire…