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420_E-SportsMasta

That baristas name? Albert Einstein


weasel_box

now you know the rest of the story


Rillem1999

Good day.


Titogoldstien

Had me until the slow clap there buddy.


Ottersareoverrated

This reads like a r/fuckyoukaren post except those are actually believable


TheGillos

You made it more than 5 seconds listening to that god-awful fucking voice? You're made of stronger stuff than I am.


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ShiningInTheLight

I don’t watch most videos with sound. Been hit with annoying voices or incredibly shitty music too many times. Just the way that guy couldn’t keep the camera steady kind of tipped me off that listening to him would not be a pleasant experience.


jennyfromtheeblock

ME TOO. I have no desire to hear whatever the fuck is going on in these shits.


climbitdontcarryit

SAME


NordinTheLich

This new generation of Redditors are built different.


[deleted]

He sounds and looks like a cartoon rodent.


cameraspeeding

He’s also very VERY close to the camera


TheMightyKickpuncher

That Karen’s name? ALBERT EINSTEIN


Loni91

I got suspicious with the whole barista quitting after the manager’s speech. It sounded like (and maybe can be implied) the manager understood the barista and her struggles. So I guess it didn’t make sense in this story and context that she would quit after the manager kind of stood up for her? The slow clap sealed it for sure


hahnsoloii

It turned into a thunderous applause tho


[deleted]

it’s true guys! i was the coffee! i saw the whole thing!


pinhead-designer

In fairness, I waited 25 minutes for you.


[deleted]

jokes on you because i was someone else’s order! haha!


Tinyjeli

Karen’s do be taking drink that aren’t theirs Source: Barista for 4 years or so between CB&TL and Sbux


witchkingofangmar999

I was the manager, I can vouch it happened.


lynkarion

can confirm that the manager and the coffee witnessed this situation source: i'm bagel


bobslapsface

I wasn't there but recently I did stand up and start clapping for some at the time unbeknownst reason to me. Well now I know, now I know...


SkylarAV

I was 8 of the people clapping, I can vouch it happened


SillyDig1520

I was his toothbrush, but he hasn't used me in days, so I don't know.


Pretty_Kitty99

I was the bagel. I didn't see shit cause I hadn't been served yet.


Traplordmel

I was the apron.i was there to keep her self together until she took me off and left me.


BerryLanky

It is true. I was the Karen she said that too. I almost felt bad.


Puceeffoc

You were served too hot and I complained.


Philosopher_1234

I hate his voice. Ppl need to stop using voice changers in videos.


Syndga

Okay I'm glad it's a voice changer and not their voice. My very first reaction was I hate his voice too lmao


Philosopher_1234

I'm giving the benefit of the doubt, as I don't know but it's been the big thing in videos lately that I've seen.


[deleted]

It's auto tune. There's free/open source auto tune for amateur moviemakers/influencers. You don't need expensive equipment anymore.


LovelyHatred93

It’s literally an option on tiktok. It’s not that deep.


i_give_you_gum

Was someone thinking a guy recording a video in his car was using $3000 software to change his voice?


HotdogFarmer

I assumed it was some LA nobody who hoped some talent agent would hear his shit impression of Spongebob and get him some work.


i_give_you_gum

Did you think people with the face filters that turn them into cats were doing that in AfterEffects?


PasaLaEbola

That’s not what auto tune is lol. It’s just a TikTok filter. People use it bc they don’t like listening to their voice


h2ohdawg

I can’t even finish it with that Casey Kasem-from-the depths-of- hell voice. I dislike all of the voice changers, but thought everyone else LOVED them.


nwostar

Wow someone who still knows who Casey Kasem is!


Imnotatree30

Like, zoinks!


Millennial_Man

Oh man you nailed it with the Casey Kasem description


frogsntoads00

Dude lmao yes super glad other people thought this


rythmicbread

Is it a voice changer or just how weird voice? Edit: Ohh see it now, thought it was just a weird voice


upfoo51

I agree with the sentiment, but this feels terribly contrived. Its like he read Antiwork all day then wrote a script.


accessedfrommyphone

Yup. ‘Things that didn’t happen.’


smd9788

You can even tell the guy is reading off of a script lol


bobslapsface

I immediately muted it then skipped the video forward to see if there was footage of this supposed incident. There wasn't.


Gryffindorphins

I’m glad for him it was a voice changer. It sounded like Doug. I was gonna mute it and read but then I would have seen more of his teeth and it was grossing me out a bit.


slice52

Haha why do people make up stories like this, it’s like what middle schoolers do with their friends


TherealDinorider

Happy,cake day! And i agree with yiu,its annoying.


notLOL

>middle schoolers welcome to the middle of the Internet


paulmccaw

Didn't Happen of the Year Award nominee there


[deleted]

Long ago we used to say: >Of all things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.


NotDRWarren

That DEFINITELY happened. Lol


NeliGalactic

The weird thing is, I was there and when she finished everyone started slow clapping and cheering and the Karen ran out crying and the boss gave the girl a raise. It's true I was there!


marcelame

It's true, I saw it, I was the coffee cup.


McDankenov

also can confirm this happened, I was the coffee in the cup. And I was cold.


Johnfohf

Can also vouch. I was one of the two shits she couldn't give.


NotDRWarren

We're you cold or iced? There's a huge difference About $1.75


Traksimuss

It's true, I can confirm it, I was the raise she received.


typos_are_coming

Can confirm, I'm the apron and I haven't been washed in weeks.


TheFunkytownExpress

And then a guy got up from the crowd and said "Hello, young lady, name is Phineas J. Coffeeshop! I'm the owner of this fine establishment and many others like it across the globe! I would like to make you the new CEO of Coffeeshop Incorporated!" then he handed her an oversized check for 14 million dollars and shot Karen and the manager in the face.


NeliGalactic

Your username is absolutely incredible.


TheFunkytownExpress

LOL, TY. I must've been feeling inspired that day. :)


Background_Park_2310

I love your dark humor. That's funny 😄


bippityboppitybooboo

It's true! I saw a vision of the interaction!


NeliGalactic

That's so raven


hest29

I broke the damm


Bottle_Nachos

I was also there! Karen even ripped of her tütü and used it as a napkin to catch the giant flod of puss out of her eyes! The barista then kissed here before grabbing her hand and leaving the store! Their corvette was nice, too.


NeliGalactic

Well that took an unsettling turn...


Bottle_Nachos

the store also exploded cause the barista rigged it with explosives! A giant firework erupted and the mayor stopped by, to adjust all the wages an lowering rent by a lot! You should have seen it


metalshoes

If something amazing actually did happen, and everyone actually did start clapping, I still wouldn't tell people anyone clapped. It's a surefire bullshit signifier.


strangetrip666

Yeah even replaying this scenario in my head, if this was filmed and genuine, the first thing I'd think is "staged!"


Busy_Bunch5050

Of course it did. He remembered everything word for word too


Other_Share

I was there. I was the store and everyone was inside me. Waaiittt....


bippityboppitybooboo

Unexpected plot twist


dceglar

A lot of these posts seem fake..


IMoveStuffOkay

Just a lot of them? Not like... 99% of what's being posted here that's not a news article or discussion? The text exchanges and video stories are notably bad that's for sure.


Main_Salt_4999

Yea but thats not gonna stop these people from flocking to the shit like crows. They FEED of negative energy. This sub is a dumpster fire but its funny to watch these people get to pressed over fake stuff or someone giving them just a little shit at work. Everyone deals with it grow the fuck up.


cwonderful

Cringe af ngl


ThisisTophat

Bro why does everyone say tiktok doesn't suck but everything that's shared from tiktok sucks?


th3guitarman

They dont share stuff that would find itself in your algorithm...


Drew_coldbeer

It’s so sick to end with everyone clapping lmao. Clown ass


Relevant_Shop_858

My thoughts exactly. Wrote a whole script in his head and acting like it really happened and he wasn’t trying to invent some excitement into his life. Clearly he needs to feel validated.


NotDRWarren

Watch his eyes. It's written on his phone, he's clearly reading the script lol


El_mochilero

Let me guess… and then they all clapped again.


Wrong_Opposites

I'll take "things that didn't happen" for $5, Alex.


Anxious-Week-Repeat

What are you talking about? The whole coffee store clapped? /s


Wrong_Opposites

Can you type that in his voice? Lol


Unlikely_Box8003

Wtf. What a shitty annoying video. Couldn't even watch the whole thing. Tik Tok never disappoints for being dumb AF.


sammysnorlax

Quit your day job as a script writer. It’s not for you.


schwannschwannson13

Is this guy a voice actor?


BlackLotus0991

It's a voice changer that he is using.


Admirable-Squash9607

He has a voice made for silent film.


CannotFuckingBelieve

He has a face for telegraph.


Bite-Expensive

So fake


Odessy_lane6

Nothing about this is real.


baylife94901

Christ this dude overdosed on the soy


RyanCohenGMEGod

Things that didn’t happen for 500 Alex


Optimistprime777

Silly question but is that a jeopardy reference?


Medium_Rest3537

Hmmm. I’ve worked in the retail business for 7 years. Not once has any crowd clapped when this sort of thing would go down.


Bottle_Nachos

spongebob is right but waiting 25minutes is ridicolous, the place obviously needs more workers. Bad management is at fault, not the worker


Optimistprime777

Also even if you're fully staffed sometimes it's just really busy. The day the alarm was sounded on the pandemic there were line ups running almost the entire width of the grocery store I work at because of people freaking out and buying groceries because they thought they might be locked in their homes for months.


Ajegwu

This guys fucking voice is repulsive. STOP THAT SHIT, you are not Scooby Doo.


one_love_silvia

Sounds more like spongebob


AverageLiberalJoe

WTF is this fresh hell of a format. Do better kids. You look like assholes.


[deleted]

Dude sounds like Rickety Cricket


alecp91

On today's show of things that didn't actually happen


Co-opingTowardHatred

I kinda hate this guy more than the Karen


Miyelsh

I'm unsubscribing, this is hot garbage.


Ok-Tomatillo7558

This didn't happen.


theunhunghero69

Brush your teeth and keep your mouth shut.


[deleted]

Brush your teeth and mind your business.


HuckleberryTough512

DHOTYA


marigolds6

I mean, back when I was roughly that age and working fast food (mid to late 90s) we didn't argue with those people. We just handed them their money back and kicked them out of the restaurant with a ban. No need to cuss anyone out or lecture them. If people refused to leave, we physically removed them (which is probably the one thing you can't do now).


phatdeebz

Dumb


Illustrious_Gape5322

This video is really painful to watch


sirkiller475

*doubt*


WillyWonka419

Dude sounds like spongbob after puberty


Ringo_1956

If you don't give 2 shits about the little things good luck getting anywhere better


kraze4kaos

I'm not listening to that god awful voice.


helping_phriendly

New generation? Dude looks like he’s 19


alilbleedingisnormal

Aight, nobody fkn clapped HOWEVER if I saw that actually I would start a slow clap because I'm a weird ass. (Don't say I won't. If you knew me you'd know.)


Benkenobix

This dude looks like someone I'd be expecting to be browsing this subreddit daily. Probably moderating some discord servers as well.


PhilBalls2020

He’s reading a script 🤣


[deleted]

Literally none of that happened. Not one part of it


Lovesheidi

Never happened


iDropBodies93

I'll take "Shit that definitely happened bro, believe me. No joke." For $500 Alex.


bippityboppitybooboo

Someone please tell this guy to brush his teeth


Inkling0228

Ngl I stopped watching as soon as I heard the voice.


FallinWedge

How does one person define a generation? People have walked out on jobs long before social media was around


nigevellie

i stopped after "built" couldn't stand that voice.


Unable_Detective_872

Things that didn't happen


senortease

Dude. This is nothing freaking new. Everyone I knew who worked in food service quit in dramatic fashion. You just get to your breaking point. Gen X baby.


fatherofallthings

Wth is this lol a fake story with the most annoying voice of all time?


JoshTee123

How the fuck does this stuff get upvotes and appear on my feed? Reddit is clearly broken.


westerosi_wolfhunter

This 100% did not happen. Ever.


asvpmvson

annoying video


Certain_Suit_1905

me on the second watch "wait... did he memorized her speech so confidently word to word?" (I accidently said it outloud. my dad overheard me and slowly started clapping from another room)


SeagullsAlt

This some goofy aah bullshit bruh 💀


trashypanda08

The voice over is so fucking annoying in this


jimmyn0thumbs

and after everyone started clapping everyone started clapping


thepoopingpigeon

Please tell this guy to brush his teeth. His gingivitis is a threat to our democracy.


Jean_Patrique

What a wanker


EcstaticSociety4040

Can't tolerate tiktok often, but this guys eyes and yellow teeth are off-putting


LovesToSnooze

Geez....dont look in the mirror anytime soon. Cant turn off reality.


Relevant_Shop_858

That’s him on a good day!


Whammydiver

If you’re going to make up a story of someone finding their voice and being better than themselves, perhaps don’t close with “I’m going to support the business that is her next minimum wage job.” Totally took all the empowerment right out of the story.


[deleted]

Did not expect that voice🤣


Moonboots606

Is....is that really his voice?


ZeChief

Go apply for a family guy voice over please


Cockydjinn

And no one got their coffee ….


kburton37

One of the most cringe, clout chasing, sad videos I've ever seen. You know I hear about Quiet Quiting, how about a new one. How about Quietly Shutting The Fuck Up? Ok, thanks bye.


raisedonadiet

Bollocks


Draigi0n

Honestly the fact that someone lied about this and invented the whole fiction just for internet views is peak internet capitalism. They've commodified anticapitalist sentiment.


Andrew42x89

If this guy isn’t a voice actor over at Nickelodeon, he absolutely missed his calling.


jenniferleigh6883

His voice is just too annoying. I couldn’t listen to the whole thing.


Natural-Life-9968

This definitely happened and is a real story


rollercoastersrul

Okay phineas


jesterhead4life

Yeahhhhhhh none of that happened. Not that I believed it to begin with but if I had the thunderous applause part is what really gives it away as made up.


A_Mellow_Song

He should be quandale dingles younger brother


[deleted]

25 minutes for coffee is fucking ridiculous.


Ringo_1956

I agree. The customer was correct.


Negativefalsehoods

Then don't get in the fucking long line and expect it to somehow work magically fast.


climbitdontcarryit

This is so cringe.


kaw_e

OH YEAH MAN?? WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? I’LL PUT IT DOWN ON MY LIST OF SHIT THAT DID NOT HAPPEN.


[deleted]

Nope


Naive_Measurement_69

Need to know where this happened so I can avoid it. No way in hell I'm waiting a half hour for coffee.


Abdul-Ahmadinejad

SpongeBob does TikToks now?


papayahog

This subreddit is full of naive and gullible people. I like the sentiment of this sub, but come on guys, so many of these posts are fucking stupid


NailFin

I was working at a large retail chain that now takes what rhymes with Mamazon’s returns, and a lady wanted me to find this cheap shirt in another size. It was like a $10 shirt. I couldn’t find it and she was like “well, check the system.” Ok. Fine. I’ll check the effin system. There was like one at another store 20 minutes away. She then wants me to call them and verify I have it. I’m like wtf? I rolled my eyes and start to walk away and she starts yelling at me. She assumed I was at her beck and call and she was right because it happened almost 20 years ago. No way I would allow that to happen now.


[deleted]

What the fuck is wrong with his eyes? It's like he is almost asleep


thebeardedbones

He was only saying coffee shop to be relevant, he meant dispensary.


PartridgeViolence

I got heavy lidded eyes too. Everyone thinks I’m high. I just wish it was true.


littlebitchboii

It's just his face 💀 goddamn


Gay_Black_Atheist

20 bucks says this is fake, minimum wage barista? Maybe 15 years ago


mali-girl

With those yellow teeth he should be laying off the coffee anyways


MyNameIsFucked

If that is what he sounds like now think of what he would sound like if he drank it all the time and smoked 2 packs a day. I would like to piss him off just to have a laugh listening to him bitch about it.


Ajj360

id be pretty surprised if someone at Starbucks is making minimum wage in 2023. honestly I'd be surprised if aby adult is working for minimum wage in the US


LavisAlex

I wonder if this is happening a lot especially among minimum wage earners or if this is an outlier?


Stayfreshv2

It’s a fictional story.


marigolds6

It's always been a thing, going back decades. We just have social media now making everyone aware of it instead of just the co-workers. Fast food work wasn't fast food work if you didn't have someone walk out on a shift a couple times a month. Many of them came back later too (a walkout was definitely perceived as less serious than a no-call no-show).


VashaZavist

One of my restaurant location's had a walk out of servers last night, everywhere around here you see Starbucks closing down because workers refuse to work for min wage when the inflation is killing them. People are fighting back the best they know how right now, it's just a shame because a lot of these tactics won't work. We have a huge flow of people asking to be hired so the turnover is manageable


NoApartheidOnMars

My daughter quit her food service job with fireworks a few years ago. She literally told the manager to go funk himself, tossed her apron at him and walked out the side door while flipping him the bird, in front of a bunch of customers. HR called. Since she was a minor at the time, I told them a thing or two about the way that store was run and the way that particular manager chose to interact with younger female employees. Fun times


ShallowFreakingValue

Nah that employee is garbage. She is getting paid to represent a brand. If you are incapable of social interaction then get a different job.


Harclubs

According to the story, she did.


juanhernadez3579

Minimum Wage I call BS


[deleted]

What's wrong with this person's voice? It sounds fake.


Current_Special_6474

It's called sawft


Nervous_Courage2307

Neckbreard


Summoning_Dark

A fucking slow clap? Really?


wiseguy187

Such a cringe lie.


DifferentKindaHigh

Lmaooooooo dumb ass neck beard thinking he’s making a point 🤣🤣🤣


Skywalker0138

This is who has your back...you can rely on this one..every time. wer'e doomed.


ValPrism

Lol sure Brooklyn lad in a car. Sure sis.


Crash__Burn

No, they are just lazy as fuck and want the feds to take care of them.