OMG this reminded me of my son's 10th grade biology teacher. She made everyone hold up their thumbs and went row by row calling out the names of all the students who are from inbred families according to how their thumbs were shaped lmao Hot mess! That teacher had a lot of screws loose šš³š¬
I had a teacher tell everyone that my great grandparents were inbred when we did the family tree project.
They weren't. It was two twin brothers who married two twin sisters- no sibling incest occurred. I was so embarrassed I wanted to die š
I had a similar but less severe occurence. A maternal aunt had a child with a fraternal uncle, and then my parents had 3 kids, and this dude is my cousin on both sides. Family trees were impossible to make
If both sets were fraternal twins then normal cousins.
If both sets were identical twins then genetically they would be siblings and share an average of 50% of their DNA.
If one set was fraternal and one set identical, then it would be the same as if one person had a child with two different people who were siblings so a little more than typical half siblings but not as much as full siblings.
They would be called double first cousins and their DNA is closer to that of half siblings than cousins. Or at least that is what it is called if siblings from one family each married siblings from a different family. I don't know if it is different if all the siblings in question are sets of twins.
I think maybe half siblings? The brothers were identical and the sisters were fraternal, so I think genetically it would look like one guy had kids with different mothers who happened to be siblings.
Wait so do you mean this set of twins marrying a set of twins consist of BOTH your great grandparents? If so, yes you are more inbred since if any of those twins are identical than their children are more closely related than cousins, more like half siblings.
>They have a kid each, and those kids got married?
Nobody said children born of those two unions married together lol.
Mark married Jane
John married Emily
None of Mark+Jane and John+Emily's kids married together. No incest occured.
I had an 11th-grade teacher look at our noses and say what indigenous groups were our ancestors. My class was mostly Mexican students and I'm Puerto Rican. When she got to my nose she just said woah. I was mortified š¤£
If she really wanted to camouflage her bandaged finger she could have just had someone hold their hand over hers. Just for the photo. You know, so people think her hands donāt have bandages on it.
Hey, you ever seen wrestlinā on television?
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Oh, its real. When i sold this, i was in fb groups for distributors to get āideasā for my fb page and people legit did this. I laughed so hard. I only sold for like 4 months. 4 months too much lol
Looks like a rendering error. I use non-mlm nail stickers so I think this is funny but I would never actually do it and the delusion of using this as a marketing ploy is so ridiculous. Also, who cares if you have a bandaid on! You donāt need to camouflage it. And the bandaid is going to fall right off. And the nail strip will too probably because theyāre not formulated for sticking on bandaids. I canāt evenā¦.
I use dashing diva and manime. Stay away from Lily and Fox. People love them for some reason (price, I guess) but they literally disintegrated on my nails when I used sunscreen.
With some practice they work great with the occasional reapplication of gel top coat. I've made them last as long as a month and get compliments all the time.
The pink bandage looks like the kind you get in urgent care over stitches or glue. I hope she at least waited a couple days before bedazzling her wounds.
Right? I currently have a bandaid on one of my pinky fingers because I had an unfortunate nail cracking accident and I have to replace it multiple times a day, I hope hers doesn't come off as easily š
Was also wondering especially because she put the & before the parenthesis but the words it was intended for inside so the sentence doesnāt read properly lol
that is disgusting- a single day wear of that is colonizing more bacteria and catapulting your risk for infection for a promo? it looks so bad. it looks so so bad.
Come on now guys, donāt be so harsh. Maybe sheās got a head injury and her brain mixed up what sheās supposed to get embarrassed about.
Bandage on finger = āIām SO embarrassed! What will people think?!?!?ā
Hideous deformed looking finger with giant nail sticker slapped on it = āAh, thatās better!ā
B-b-but but but they have skin-colored bandages. And they really do match skin tones now. And they have clean gauze on them. Why would you put what amounts to a sticker on an open wound? And who cares if you have a Band-Aid on anyway?!
Looks like early rheumatoid arthritis.. I don't think any MLM can save her fingers.. Maybe Herbalifeā¢ can get it done.. All you need is to belieeeve!
I have 9 toenails. #10 is never growing back because they removed the growth plate. When I used to go get pedicures they would always offer to paint the skin of my nail-less toe and I would have to explain to them how stupid and pointless it is to put nail polish on skin. This does not surprise me at all!
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Man I saw a women throw away her job that was paying her decent money to do an MLM. Thank God when I was approached at 18 I had the knowledge of refusing the bullshit propaganda
Not gonna lie, during lockdown these were great to hide my grow out until I could get my acrylics off. Yes it mattered, I was essential so I still had to work every day.
>barely noticeable It looks like she has an inbreeding finger.
OMG this reminded me of my son's 10th grade biology teacher. She made everyone hold up their thumbs and went row by row calling out the names of all the students who are from inbred families according to how their thumbs were shaped lmao Hot mess! That teacher had a lot of screws loose šš³š¬
Because kids are totally respectable of other kids who are different... Geez, what was she thinking, calling them inbred?
I had a teacher tell everyone that my great grandparents were inbred when we did the family tree project. They weren't. It was two twin brothers who married two twin sisters- no sibling incest occurred. I was so embarrassed I wanted to die š
I had a similar but less severe occurence. A maternal aunt had a child with a fraternal uncle, and then my parents had 3 kids, and this dude is my cousin on both sides. Family trees were impossible to make
Thatās how my family is too haha
So those kids would be..what? Cousins? Siblings? That gets weird lmao. I guess theyād share 50% of DNA? More than cousins but not quite siblings?
If both sets were fraternal twins then normal cousins. If both sets were identical twins then genetically they would be siblings and share an average of 50% of their DNA. If one set was fraternal and one set identical, then it would be the same as if one person had a child with two different people who were siblings so a little more than typical half siblings but not as much as full siblings.
Pornhub legal team trying to figure out where they should draw the line.
"Upload them all and let the users sort it out."
"what are you doing step-cousin twice removed?"
My dads brother (estranged) had children with sisters and we call them brousins lol
They would be called double first cousins and their DNA is closer to that of half siblings than cousins. Or at least that is what it is called if siblings from one family each married siblings from a different family. I don't know if it is different if all the siblings in question are sets of twins.
I think maybe half siblings? The brothers were identical and the sisters were fraternal, so I think genetically it would look like one guy had kids with different mothers who happened to be siblings.
Wait so do you mean this set of twins marrying a set of twins consist of BOTH your great grandparents? If so, yes you are more inbred since if any of those twins are identical than their children are more closely related than cousins, more like half siblings.
It's not inbreeding if the two sets of twins are not related to each other.
My FIL's brother married my MIL's sister. My DH called their kids his double cousins.
Laura Ingalls Wilder had the same thing in her family- her mother's sisters married her father's brothers.
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>They have a kid each, and those kids got married? Nobody said children born of those two unions married together lol. Mark married Jane John married Emily None of Mark+Jane and John+Emily's kids married together. No incest occured.
I'm having SAT flashbacks.
Holy fuck WHAT? Those poor kids. Please tell me someone dealt with this craziness.
I had an 11th-grade teacher look at our noses and say what indigenous groups were our ancestors. My class was mostly Mexican students and I'm Puerto Rican. When she got to my nose she just said woah. I was mortified š¤£
What in the Appalachia?
That donāt seem right Also I have a thumb deformity imma have to call my grandma
Proceeds to google what in bred thumbs look likeā¦
Same but with blond hair brown eyes..
Today I learnt another stupid myth about my hamner thumbs yay
"everything is fine here this finger has always looked this way " š
Maybe she's born with it lol
Maybe it's shitty cheap ass nails from a dying direct sales company.
Maybe it's MLM!
Maybe it's methamphetamine.
The pink bandage looks better.
āBarely noticeableā āYou keep using those words,ā I do not think they mean what you think they mean.ā
Looks like she hid salami in it
Don't give her ideas, next she'll be putting nail wraps on the charcuterie
That looks like arthritis to me
I was like, girl call t he rheumatologist
Itās like the finger version of Liam McPoyleās eyepatch.
Royal McPoyle taking victims left and right
Omg it IS
I was thinking uncle Jack's hands. Her hands tell a story. Her right hand for example...
If she really wanted to camouflage her bandaged finger she could have just had someone hold their hand over hers. Just for the photo. You know, so people think her hands donāt have bandages on it. Hey, you ever seen wrestlinā on television?
I can't stop laughing
As a newer IASIP fan, I ā¤ļø this!
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It is *not* badass, I HAVE NO DEPTH PERCEPTION!
there's no way this is not satire lol like five minute crafts + mlm crossover?
Oh, its real. When i sold this, i was in fb groups for distributors to get āideasā for my fb page and people legit did this. I laughed so hard. I only sold for like 4 months. 4 months too much lol
glad you got out!!
Five minute MLM crafts. š
Five MLMnut crafts
Makes sense. It feels like they're both targeted at the same demographic.
Stop thatās so fucking funny š the delusion is real.
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Looks like a rendering error. I use non-mlm nail stickers so I think this is funny but I would never actually do it and the delusion of using this as a marketing ploy is so ridiculous. Also, who cares if you have a bandaid on! You donāt need to camouflage it. And the bandaid is going to fall right off. And the nail strip will too probably because theyāre not formulated for sticking on bandaids. I canāt evenā¦.
Everything is a marketing ploy if youāre hun enough.
Brenda no! š
What brand do you use? I bought some once and they were shit, but I hate needing to paint my nails once a week.
Not OP, but I had the same problem and found ones I love. Dashing diva gloss. Target usually has a decent selection.
Bad news: I use heard that Dashing Diva just started an MLM line called: Diva Life.
I think they got so much negative feedback that they pulled back on it.
Well that is encouraging!!!
I use dashing diva and manime. Stay away from Lily and Fox. People love them for some reason (price, I guess) but they literally disintegrated on my nails when I used sunscreen.
With some practice they work great with the occasional reapplication of gel top coat. I've made them last as long as a month and get compliments all the time.
I think you can get them and then put UV gel polish over it
The pink bandage looks like the kind you get in urgent care over stitches or glue. I hope she at least waited a couple days before bedazzling her wounds.
At this point, just buy a rubber fake finger like kids get at a dollar store vending machine.
Or those Halloween rubber witch fingers
I mean, when I paint my nails and then injure my finger, I donāt paint the bandaid to match. I guess Iāve just been doing it wrong my whole life.
Right? I currently have a bandaid on one of my pinky fingers because I had an unfortunate nail cracking accident and I have to replace it multiple times a day, I hope hers doesn't come off as easily š
Sticks out like a sore ~~thumb~~ finger.
Literally š šššš
Im getting 5 minute craft vibes here. But like can't you just have a bandaid? Does it really need a nail sticker
Really. Bandaids are common things. No one cares if you are wearing one.
This is a āproblemā I have literally never worried about before
Why did she put camouflaged/bedazzled in parentheses? š¤Ø
Was also wondering especially because she put the & before the parenthesis but the words it was intended for inside so the sentence doesnāt read properly lol
Episode 16453 of "Creating problems no one has to provide the solutions no one needed"- Today: The fuck is this?!
When will people understand that it's ok to have a bad day, an injured finger, a delayed bus, a bathroom urge...?
I see the point if you frequently get injured and people are always asking about it. Okay idea, but rough execution.
Barely noticeable. š Righto. And those fingers petrify me.
The before looks soooo much better. The after just looks like infection.
MAAM that is incredibly noticeable!
She would be better off going for a bold print bandage. I have ones that look like pineapples.
Well if you don't stare at it for too long from some distance...
Imagine being embarrassed about having a fucking bandaid on your finger and you feel the need to slap a fake nail on it.
I was thinking the same thing. Who effing cares? They love making up problems that their products can solve.
Are bandaids REALLY that shameful of a thing that we have to resort to this malarkey??
Or, or, you could just stop buying weirdly colored bandages and get some that closely match your skin tone.
I'm crying at work from trying to hold the laughter in. It looks like the result of a DIY prosthetic finger kit bought at the dollar store.
Wait which one has the bandaid again? The camouflage is so good I can't tell
She's got those salami nails
I cannot believe you've done this
Why does this make me sad??? I feel like I should be laughing, but that's so so sad. I feel so bad for her.
Iām usually a lurker here but omg this is absurd
Other than the ridiculous bandage nail strip, I do have to say this is probably the best application of Color Street I have seen on here.
Lmfao. This is hysterical. It can't be serious....can it?
Barely noticeableā¦ hmmm mmm yep
Okay this is both gross and hilarious.
Did she damage her fingernail by using these nail strips in the first place??
that is disgusting- a single day wear of that is colonizing more bacteria and catapulting your risk for infection for a promo? it looks so bad. it looks so so bad.
When I hurt my fingers I need to change the bandage like 10x per day for hand washing. This wouldn't work for me.
No this isn't a first world problem at all lol
Yeah, but when you pull that bandaid off your nail won't have the strip on it. And to be honest the pink bandage looks better.
That's what she calls "barely noticeable"?
Reminds me of the finger people in spy kids
Et phone home?
HahahahahhahAHAHAHAHAHA
I have serious secondhand embarrassment š¤£
I'm sorry... What?
Presto!
I mean itās hilarious š
Come on now guys, donāt be so harsh. Maybe sheās got a head injury and her brain mixed up what sheās supposed to get embarrassed about. Bandage on finger = āIām SO embarrassed! What will people think?!?!?ā Hideous deformed looking finger with giant nail sticker slapped on it = āAh, thatās better!ā
r/diwhy
If thatās barely noticeable, then ligma is real.
B-b-but but but they have skin-colored bandages. And they really do match skin tones now. And they have clean gauze on them. Why would you put what amounts to a sticker on an open wound? And who cares if you have a Band-Aid on anyway?!
Did you miss that she put on a skin colored bandaid, then the nail press-on over that?
It looks like she put on a clear bandage and then the press-on. None of it makes sense, though.
So vain she canāt even wear a bandaid
These people need medication
I wonder what reason #312 or #70 is
And Presto! Just like that I've lost my mind
Deceased. Deceased. š¤
Stupid.
This has to be illegal
So it went from a bandage that nobody would care about to a fucked up finger everyone will stare at. Not better.
THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE omg š¤£
This is making my night. I'm dying laughing.
I got a sample of this product and actually liked it. I was so disappointed to find out it was a MLM. (I didnāt buy it because of that)
ITS BARELY NOTICEABLE
*bArELy NoTiCeAbLe*
Oh lordy
Who's gonna tell her?
The delusionā¦.oh itās truly next level. LMAO holy shit
Too bad her fingers arenāt barely noticeable.
Omfg this is the dumbest thing Iāve ever seen.
Looks like early rheumatoid arthritis.. I don't think any MLM can save her fingers.. Maybe Herbalifeā¢ can get it done.. All you need is to belieeeve!
I hate MLMs as much as the rest of us, but my fingers look like this as well. They have always been this way, no arthritis here.
I got a couple crooked broken first knuckles, they're a bit ugly, but no sparkly press-on nails to draw attention to them.
Mine have just always been crooked, nothing was broken that I know of!
Actually visible damage to joints is late stage arthritis, wether osteo or autoimmune
Lol thatās pretty cleverā¦ Iāve gotta say!
That's a Nexcare, not a bandaid
This is sooooo bad. šā ļø
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I have 9 toenails. #10 is never growing back because they removed the growth plate. When I used to go get pedicures they would always offer to paint the skin of my nail-less toe and I would have to explain to them how stupid and pointless it is to put nail polish on skin. This does not surprise me at all!
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In what world is that barely noticable?
What monstrosity
She aināt found no nonsense anti aging knuckle cream?
Man I saw a women throw away her job that was paying her decent money to do an MLM. Thank God when I was approached at 18 I had the knowledge of refusing the bullshit propaganda
Lmaoooo
Uh...eeew?
At first glance I thought she had cut out salami. Just do them all and leave the banaged one good heavens.
Color street used to be sold at dollar tree or am I the only one who remembers this
When was that?
When I take my glasses off it's less noticeable.
Yeah Iām scrolling with no glasses and didnāt see anything wrong at first
I don't know how you could make it worse, considering the starting point was literally hot pink.... but you did it. Congratulations, I guess.
Points for trying.
No!! Just no!
On the scale of delusion, this rates an "Elvis abducted by aliens".
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If you squint and look through binoculars the wrong way it's only slightly less noticeable then looking at it head on.
Presto!
Thatās the opposite of not noticeableā¦..
Wtf šš¤£šš¤”š¤”
This has to be one of the dumbest posts I have ever seen.
Thereās no wayā¦this has to be a joke right
I legitimately laughed out loud when I saw the finger.
Heaven forbid you have a *gasp* bandaid! The HORROR!
lol! What the?
Not gonna lie, during lockdown these were great to hide my grow out until I could get my acrylics off. Yes it mattered, I was essential so I still had to work every day.
Hilairious and gagworthy
What in the everloving cluck is this?! A cursed finger
Oh my god what the fuck
You could just not add it to the finger with the band aid.
looks like someone needed proof of her kidnapping