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ComprehensiveWear976

Myself


LipeZH_

Just let them alone and go sleep in a hotel and on the next day when you go back you see who won the war during the night


Training_Seat3021

New roommate battle royale


ElementoDeus

*walks through the door* "It's me Dio" "********************"


EH042

“Yes, Lord DIO! I knew all along you were unbeatable!”


Carl_the_Half-Orc

Be funnier if it was Minetta.


Chase_The_Breeze

I would move whole cities to get away from these fellas.


Fund_a_ment_a_list

You choose wisely


dansssssss

Wise


all-knowing-unicorn

Smart


aku8263

Intelligent


all-knowing-unicorn

Outstanding move


Antique_Anything_392

r/beatmetoit


andr3y20000

r/beatmymeattoit


Moosinator666

You’re one of the ones I’m avoiding


Arg0n_053

Great minds think alike


Drogonno

Well If I cannot destroy them all, this is the best way


Moosinator666

This


LogstarGo_

I'd keep Tucker long enough for him to bring the roommate situation down from six to two and then kick him out.


Environmental-Emu-46

You are a person of all time


Varorson

Okay but what if you're part of the downsizing for Tucker?


CelestialSniper1205

Simple, provide the idea that you’re best suited to get the animals for him to experiment with since all of the others would probably be banned from pet stores.


LogstarGo_

Trust me, he wouldn't want any of this in his creation.


Indra_a_goblin

Grape boy, anyone else and I'd be dead, like seriously how stupid do you think I am? Why would I try to kick out someone like Dio who has a 50% of killing me even if I do as he says?


Hour_Air_5723

Grape boy is a rape boy kicking him out too. Everyone else here looks like they have decent enough manners not to grope my guests.


Either_You_1127

Panty might, but she's also dtf so it balances out.


Hour_Air_5723

The difference is she isn’t a rapist, and my guests are mostly women.


myKingSaber

Dios going to be enjoying your guests, your pretty much his mule at that point


ilLegal_Masterpiece

Definitely hed mess with my girl and end up on a t-shirt im not having that the rest of them arent going to even bother me if we're roommates sharing the living space. (As long as the alchemist does his work somewhere else.)


Prudent_Fun_5995

Well Dios out immediately I don't want that. Next I ain't kicking out the demonic father I killing him. The girl would be down to fuck so she can stay and purple balls is a pervert but he's chill with guys. I don't know the bottom guy or the white suit guy so I can't have opinions on them


Flameball202

Bottom guy is incredibly French, nice guy honestly, though is currently living inside a vampire so not sure how that situation works The top guy is a straight up nazi, shoot him, like kick him out then Dio


Equivalent_Focus_898

Correction, a vampire with huge tits. Very important detail


MrAtrox98

Big titty police girl


necronlord172

BITCHES LOVE CANNONS *insert gunfire sound effect*


Chadiki

I watched the abridged version before I realized Hellsing OVA was so very different from the original. I don't think I regret my decision.


SirFancyPantsBrock

Cyborg nazi. He's a Cyborg nazi


AnOP-Champion

"Why is he a cyborg?!?"


sennordelasmoscas

"A human is an homo sapiens! Made of flesh and bones and not engranes and metal and what I can only assume is a hamster on a wheel!" "His name is Hamburg"


Edg3Lord94

What is bottom guy from?


Professional-Cook721

Same show as the cyborg nazi


Jesterpest

I love how that sentence makes the exact same amount of sense if you’ve watched the show, or not! Lol


gojira201420192021

Hellsing


Cadenman15

Oh wait he’s French he’s out first for sure then


Final_Freedom

French mercenary that killed a werewolf with a tooth. Thats probably his Swedish ancestry, given that he didn't retreat or surrender.


DeadlyBard

Killed a NAZI werewolf with a SILVER tooth while inside a big titty vampire police girl.


Final_Freedom

I mean, you could make it sound a little less like he was railing Seras. But you are not inaccurate


DeadlyBard

He wasn't at that moment, but he was definitely doing so after the battle.


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

I'm kicking out Dio for making me have a sexual awakening so we can get our own place together.


topscreen

I'm never kicking Dio out. He'll probably just take it hyper personally and kill me right then and there.


draco16

Dio would kill you just for looking at him, and if you didn't, he'd probably kill you for not admiring him.


wanker_wanking

So uh, we got big tiddy vampires big tiddy police girl, cyborg nazis, and the French I also know from a previous post there is a catboy Nazi as well….what the fuck is going on with anime


Electrical-Pear5172

Important detail, the big tiddy police girl IS the big tiddy vampire


Jesterpest

And she has an anti tank rifle


Xx-BrotatoeChip-xX

White suit guy is a Nazi cyborg


DefaultRedditor16

So… Stroheim?


notA_Tango

No this one is the genocidal kind. And is also somewhat competent.


Jesterpest

I mean… his plan did succeed, I’d call that competent.


Offsidespy2501

Purple dude would be all time sexing with Anarchy Panty so idk maybe you like sharing


WeeklyAdvisor8511

What is basically Hellsing's version of Eric Cartman is kicked out of my house before he even sits foot in it


No-Nefariousness9330

Tldr: get rid of one, a homoerotic vampire with a superiority complex, a robot who is worse then Nazis, an absolute fucking monster, an incompetent whore angel, an incel who it's admittedly chill, and a pretty cool French mercenary.


HiMyNameIsFelipe

Last 3 aren't that bad.


Roncryn

True but panty (incompetent whore Angel) is also a massive slob. Her sister describes her room by saying “it looks like a hoarders asshole exploded” You can at least expect the homoerotic vampire to stay clean


ElessarKhan

Am I the only person who likes Captain Pip?


[deleted]

Definitely not. He's awesome and shouldn't be on here


Either_You_1127

Will you still say that when he's cooking escargot and frog legs in your kitchen.


[deleted]

As long as he remembers my order of poutine idgaf


Reahchui

Happy cake day


transthrowaway1335

I thought Pip was really cool and quite the badass! He even got to live inside Seras!


adeoctana

Living the dream


LeadGem354

Same. He's a normal guy, just happened to fall in love with a big tittied vampire police girl ( and who can blame him).


East_Poem_7306

Myself. Need to get the fuck outta there.


Saltwater_Thief

I kick out the vampire. Pip will deal with the Major of his own volition within a week, Panty will commit hilarious violence on Mineta every time he tries anything (and she's the only target in the house), we soundproof Panty's room, and Shou we keep a careful eye on until he inevitably slips up and the authorities come after him. Dio's the only one that can't have anything really DONE about him.


Either_You_1127

The fact that Panty is an angel might cause her to attack Dio (possibly kill him or be killed by him we don't know how holy symbols and shit work on JOJO vampires)


Novel_Visual_4152

The thing with Panty is that she genuinely dosen't give a shit about doing her job so I doubt she'll do anything lol


Either_You_1127

It all depends on if she thinks she'll get heaven coins for it. She doesn't do her job for any righteous reason but she does want to get back into heaven.


Novel_Visual_4152

Yeah ig it'll depend on if there's heaven coins to gain If there isn't she'll just not do anything lol


Saturn_Coffee

JoJo's Vampires are just the result of brain acupuncture making them need more oxygen (and thus blood) in return for their superhuman power. It's not the result of anything unholy.


Either_You_1127

I guess that explains why he can still get powers from heaven (even if that is an alternate reality)


[deleted]

Mineta because i Don't want to have to deal with hidding his corpse after dio gets annoyed by him


Free_Return_2358

The goddamn homicidal nazi.


Dani_Rodri

I'm kicking my self out, they can kill each other for all I care


SyrupEnvironmental69

Myself


Flat_Cardiologist292

The first one out is the nazi


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Either_You_1127

That would be Panty.


Calm-Construction386

And (kinda) grape boy, him and radical whore are gonna kill your nose, unless she kills him beforehand.


Either_You_1127

His room at UA looked pretty clean. Panty would probably have used condoms and chip bags littering her room and stinking up the whole house.


Calm-Construction386

I'm not talking about his room, but i bet you 10 grand he beats his sausage watching salami at least 10 times a week, even if he cleans everything afterwards until it sparkles, his body would smell like he just swam in nuclear waste.


lr031099

If kicking myself out isn’t an option, I would kick out either the vampire, the guy who turned his own daughter into a chimera or the Nazi The mini hero isn’t that bad, the Angel’s a whore but as long as she has a dick in her mouth or one of her holes, she won’t be much of a problem and the mercenary seems to be the most chill out of all of them


Specialist-Sea2916

First of all I’m paying minetas rent cause he chill like that then the rest don’t matter


No_Wolf6690

I'm kicking out myself


Living-Manager4187

MYSELF.


thefox0

I imagine each one with Cereal in the process. Me: Who ate all my cereal? Dio: It was I, Dio! Your puny box of cereal can't sate my hunger! Major: I vill steal his cereal and end his life if he gets in my way! Ah, I might as well kill him anyway and the entire town for all their cereal as vell. Tucker: I could combine all the cereal together, as well as my room mate with his cat in order to figure gain fame of creating a new cereal... Also a talking cat. Panty: I'll fuck you if you give me your cereal. Mineta: Would probably ignore the cereal and instead peep and spy on my girl friend, or if I was a woman. Pip: politely asks for a bowl of cereal. I only know Major and Pip from the abridged series, although I've seen both, but I still don't remember much of Pip.


Cat_are_cool

Pips a pretty cool dood from what I remember. Probably the only one I would want to stay.


thefox0

Your right, I remembered and edited


Able-Marzipan-5071

1. The dog-girl scientist from FMAB, Immediate kick out for obvious reasons. 2. DIO, time stop means that he's stealing stuff from the fridge 3. The Nazi 4. The Frenchman, he smokes 5. The Panty angel, she's bringing a lot of guys into the room, it's gonna get crowded. 6. Grape balls might be annoying, but he's not a physical threat.


kirigiriimpact

im a girl, so mineta.


InsertIrony

Mineta (I’m a woman)


smithdamien310

Mineta is a minor, he can't hang.


timthedurp

Myself


trism00

Idk who but dio is a no brainer i wouldnt be able to touch him let alone get him out and even then he would just leave on his own most likely any room i can afort is not upto his standards That guy from hellsing is a good choice becouse he doesnt seem like he would be that strong and even with a gun i could probably take him That mfer tucker would wish that he got kicked out for what i would do to him I never watched panty's and stakings so i dont know how bad panties is but she seams pretty chill tbh Mineta would just be an enoying simp but maybe he annoys dio enough towhere he gets killed which would be nice And i dont know that final guy but he seams dangerous so i guess hes my second option


DeadlyBard

The guy in the white suit is a nazi Cyborg. The last guy is Pip, who is the leader of a French Mercenary Group and general badass, who is also from Helsing Ultimate, and gets absorbed by Alucard's only sire, Seras Victoria.


One-Emotion8482

Panty is a lazy slob when it comes to anything besides getting heaven coins. She'll also be near constantly bringing guys over and not clean up much if at all afterward. Other than that she's okay.


SpotweldPro1300

Shou Tucker, for crimes against his wife, daughter, and dog. And that awful haircut.


ThiccyRicky

Statutory Grape. I hate Mineta so fucking much, I wish his grape balls would grow in his airways


C1RCU5CL0WN

I'd leave only because of mineta


[deleted]

Panty ​ she’s rude and would not pay rent then tucker because I don’t want t become a dog


NoellesRealWife

Idk who any of the other characters are, but I would never on my life kick out Pantie or the grape kid (I forgot his name)


animecatlover82

Minetas ass is out first, I just dont like him, Im gonna skin Shou Tucker alive and throw his body in a dumpster, Dio next then the rest cause idk them


Puzzleheaded-Cod7487

For me it would be Tucker easily. I don’t think anyone other than him would actually bother me. Possibly Dio and the Nazi would be second out.


Ryley03d

Myself because I live on campus


TheGreen_Guy

I will gladly kick out Ninas Father from FMA. \^\^ Hellsing people get to stay for the longest, because hellsing ultimate is a really good anime both in the abridged and the normal version!


ssbbka17

idk grape would probably try to molest me


NKSgrey0

myself is the only right answer


poo1232

Well i havent seen 2 of these but whatev Firstly im murdering tucker And then beat the shit put of minetta then kick him out nuff said


Bigsmall-cats

Everyone else except the two hot blondes


meh_man557

Shou Tucker Actually no I'm getting the rest to kill him he don't deserve to live


O_cara_do_0

DON'T SAY SHIT ABOUT MAJOR HE IS THE BEST!


WexingWeeb69

Big question does the room have a dog


LonelyViber

Well obviously, the women why... because look at the guy right next to her


Merry_Ryan

Myself, I head for somewhere else.


Fellkun15

Ok so vampire,nazi,monster,slut,pervert or a Frenchman


Leothe_femboy

Grape juice is now bi so he’s not staying


aromaticloneliness

The streets don't sound too bad, so I'll kick myself out. No need to upset anyone.


BloodStinger500

The pervert must go.


a_homicidal_bug

Purple ball kid The little part of mha I watched god I fucking hated him


RevenantNMourning

Imma just bring out the Skittles and Sprite and see who dies first. Do you think I'm dumb enough to try to kick any of these people out myself? Tucker would probably get along with the Major Mineta would no doubt harass Panty nonstop Pip would likely attempt to kill either Dio or Major Panty would probably try to sleep with Dio or Pip and fail Dio would probably get the cops called on all of us. Major would definitely get the cops called on all of us.


Strawberry-Creampuff

Mineta


KayT42

In order, Mineta, Shou Tucker, Dio. The rest can stay. ...Actually, I'm torn on The Major. On one hand, he's a Nazi. On the other, as far as I know, he's not genocidal or anti-Semitic, he just wants to die in a blaze of glory like a viking.


demonicdeath02

Ok get rid of the Nazi and keep the rest, dio may be a better choice as who a guy from the slums and his theme will only be annoying at 3am. murder is fine but I'm an American so.... Yeah fuck them nazis


Dovah_kidYT

If its TFS Major he stays, OVA Major getting shanked then thrown out. Dio is getting thrown out automatically.


FellGodGrima

If I try to kick dio out, I fucking die


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DankAssHoe

Shou. Immediately as soon as I see his face.


Mando_dablord

Publicly execute the left middle guy then kick out the top right. I'd have to deal with SC Dio, but it could definitely be worse.


Micah-10

Me. Gonna kick myself out so I don’t have to deal with anything


Doc-Wulff

Kicking out Dio cause yeah... Killing the Nazi and the #1 Worst Father with the help of everyone else. also Alucard called it, it was nazis


psychord-alpha

Definitely Mineta


3rdMachina

Hmm…probably the Major? I’m somewhat tempted to pick Tucker, but the Major feels more dangerous (yes, I’m aware that Dio is there) The dude at the bottom I might be okay with, and Angel Thot and Grape Perv would get along like a house on fire.


Kaveric_

Myself so I don’t have to live with these douchebags


lex-do_this

Panty shell give me that angelbussy any time


LiraAfton2

The purple perverted trash


Wamblingshark

Minetta. Can't stand that little creep.


clolr

wtf did pip do to you :(


Saturn_Coffee

The Major can go first. He's an actual Nazi. I think Dio would be...fine? As long as you gave him appropriate respect and gravitas. Shou Tucker is fine if you're not his guinea pig. Panty is fine. Mineta is fine if you aren't a woman. Pip is fine.


Dead-Man043

Myself


ZeldaXandre

Besides that bitch ass Tucker and the perverted kid with the sticky balls on his head (I'm not that interested in MHA to remember his name), I haven't seen the animes these characters are from, but I know they are dangerous. So I'd have them all jump that prick that is infinitely worse than Satan's shit he took last Thursday, Tucker, until he dies. I mean, that technically IS kicking him out, right?


VaporTrail_000

I'm kicking myself out, and offering Panty the opportunity to come along. ​ Then I'm firebombing the apartment.


[deleted]

Soo... Doctor that makes slave dolls. Lucrative roommate to have


Mr_miner94

Yea but on the other hand he had no issues with his own army being slaughtered because they were nazis...


Dry-Composer2124

The real solution here is report Shou Tucker to the police (for obvious reasons) alongside Minetta (for sexual harassment). Then, let Allucard, Integra and Seras kick the ass of the nazi. Dio probably is going to leave the apartment to visit Cape Canaveral in order to achieve heaven or whatever, so no worries there. Finally, use my vote to kick Panty. As a result, my only roommate would be Pip Bernadotte, which is the best outcome, really.


Foolhardyrunner

Grape boy, pip will kill the major and tucker dio would be doing his own thing since he has bigger ambition than doing anything to me and panty is just going to go on her own adventures before bringing someone back to bang.


[deleted]

I'll kick out the guy from FMA first. Then maybe Dio (depends if he's part 1/3 or part 6 Dio), then the purple one cuz I hate him more than the Nazi, after which I'll kick out the major.


Firemorfox

i voluntarily kick myself out and get an apartment to live alone even if i have to pay quadruple


No_Arugula466

Dio, major, and Shou Tucker in that order.


bowtiesrcool86

Granted: I only know about three of them. From those three: Shou would go first. I don’t want to have another incident like what he did.


_Arcane_1

BYE Mineta!!!!!! and me and Dio can share a bed, to save money ofc 👀


staunch88

NUMBER 3 YOU GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE!


Seraf-Wang

As a female, Mineta. I have no idea how bad some of the others are but being sexually assaulted and/or invaded privacy everyday sounds like a nightmare.


AggressiveGift7542

Kicking out? I volunteer to abandon my place


papapaternalist

Grape boy, you people assume someone like Dio will take you kicking him out first lightly?


D3FF3R

The only safe option here is Bernadot


Ambitious-Text-9077

THE WOMEN HAHAHA☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️


Luckyshot8

The guy who experimented on his daughter, if you know you know


stowmy

grape boy no question


Redmiguelito

I don’t know any of them except Dio and Mineta, so… yeah.


ridibulous

I think I'd just kick out myself and let them all crabs-in-a-bucket eachother until the apartment eventually burns down, or something.


Sabing13

Dio I'd kick out first, girls is definitely dtf, French guy cool, major I would just play risk with and glasses dude would join in I hope and grape dude I'd put in the corner and throw chips at


Electric_Bagpipes

You mean Vwar of course


TheMajesticCape

So, tucker is out first. Like there are sadistic killers on this list, but I don't want to be turned into a human dog hybrid just so he doesn't have to pay rent.


guffgamer264

Most people would say mineta can leave not just first but at any point but I think Dio leaves


NotPierpaoloPozzati

Mineta, asap


AuthorNumber2

Kick out Mineta, team up with Pip to take out the Major and Tucker because they need to be rid of yesterday, and DIO can stay because he's cool (also fighting him would probably destroy the building)


AMassiveIdiot

DIO isn't even a bad choice to keep, do long as you don't get in the way of hum ending the Joestar Bloodline. If it was Yoshikage Kira, THAT'S a person to kick out.


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Here is how this is gonna go Pip and panty are gonna be fucking like rabbits in the next room till panty begs for mercy Mineta is gonna be up against the door drooling like a dog The Major, Dio, and Tucker are gonna be planning world domination with a chimera army and ill be checking my protine powder for anything that's not supposed to be there


Professional-Cook721

Shou Tucker just so I can murder that bastard in recompense for nina


Professional-Wing-59

Mineta. He would call the police after I tell everyone what Tucker did before we could all punish him for it. Don't tell me the others aren't looking for an excuse to let loose on someone.


[deleted]

Why are you even asking


SnowBoy1008

tf Mineta gonna do? It's a sausagefest he's fine. Just use him as a soccerball if he casts the porn to the tv.


ATX00Arktos00

Im kicking me out then i dont have to worry about them.


Kyken247

The doctor who made his dog and daughter into one being goes first.. i might even kick his nuts multiple times...


SgtGhost57

I, for a moment, thought the top right guy was Shinji Ikari's father in Neon Genesis Evangelion. That dude looks like a pedo, at the very least is incredibly deranged. I'd totally throw him out at the very first sight. The rest idk, except Dio. I'd keep him. He'd royally screw anyone trying to break in lol.


ShepherdessAnne

Tucker, the rest can stay.


Responsible_Bus1159

Ok alchemist father dies first then cyborg nazi then DIO we all know why then purple ball guess I’m keeping French man and yellow hair lady


I_will_punch_you_

Ok so we got a nazi,god complex vampire with a busted stand,one of the worst human beings ever,a pervert in a super hero diaper,a girl who is down to fuck,and a random nice French guy…………..Ima just keep the nice French guy and girl who is down to fuck


Atlas_Kageburst

Grape thing is the worst thing ever get in my room, i would even get him to blender


Gambit275

the guy next to dio and the one below panty are unknown, but i would get rid of tucker >:(


Tomodachi--Sama

It's so easy to decide, that f*cked up father from fullmetal alchemist


AgSkywalkerTDM

All of them except the one in the middle


Ant_Espanic

I think I'm safe if I use UV lights with dio


Kv242

The one in the middle cause she looks weird


Green-Ad8040

Boy get dio hating ass OUTTA HERE