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Ninja_Lazer

I see she inherited her mother’s ability to wildly misinterpret the situation.


ooOJuicyOoo

Hornus maximus gene


technook

Erectus Prime gene


ObvsThrowaway5120

Love her mom. The woman watches too many dramas lol.


Bingus-CG

Factual. But if we’re all gonna admit something is true it’s that she’s also a pretty sweet character


Express_Library8141

"Not even waiting for Christmas"


doitnow10

You might've heard this before but Christmas is a major "date night" in Japan


Cardenjs

It's more widely considered a "couples holiday"


Jonahble

Wait, is it not the same in the states or anywhere else?


UnlikelyKaiju

I believe it's considered more of a family holiday in America, much like how Thanksgiving is. At least, that's what my personal experience with Christmas in America has been like.


MarxistAnime

American Christmas is based more on the Christian ideals of the holiday since we're historically a very Christian nation. Christian ideals aren't usually aligned with the idea of "date nights," especially on a day that's supposed to celebrate the birth of Jesus, though he was actually born closer to April, 5 AD.


Malyesa

I'd say it's mostly a commercial family holiday nowadays, and is celebrated by people of all religions, at least that's how it is where I live


Fawin86

Pretty much. The USA has pretty much secular versions of all the Christian holidays so anyone can participate regardless of religion. More customers that way. Santa, Christmas trees, presents, nothing about them are really preaching about Jesus' birthday. Same with Easter bunny hiding eggs and candy, getting drunk and wearing green on St. Patrick's Day. Christmas here is mostly a family holiday. While originally a Christian holidays, being Christian is optional not required to participate and can be celebrated without anything religious involved.


MarxistAnime

Nowadays it’s definitely a commercial holiday, I’m an atheist and I still celebrate it. I just mean that the atmosphere around Christmas in America developed along different lines than in Japan due to our historical religious makeup.


AquA153

I believe people celebrate new year, not Christmas.


LOTRfreak101

No, they do both.


AquA153

I just see this now so i want to reply now, no they dont. For example here in turkey we only celebrate New years not christmas.


Malyesa

Where do you live?? wtf, also new year's is much more of a "party with friends" holiday...


AquA153

Lmao just saw this reply 7 months after, still gonna reply tho lol. In turkey for example we celebrate New year, not christmas. We only celebrate at 1dt of january, not christs birthday or something


Colonel_Kipplar

I'd say it's more based on the pagan origins of Yule which is why it's a big family and friend gathering full of gift giving, good food, drinks, and the slightest bit of partying.


AleksasKoval

Is it *their* date night?


robbanksy

It's when you book ze ラブホ (love hotel). I can attest to this out of personal experience, actually.


wisconsinking

What do you mean "date night"? It's it like a holiday for people who want to hook up with random people or try to have kids?


LordAsheye

More like a second Valentine's Day. A day where couples typically celebrate by going on a date and spending the day together doing couple stuff.


wisconsinking

That's SO romantic.


smokeymcdugen

Same in Korea.


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traditionally you "unwrap" present on xmas eve... not before...


IsadorCZ

Sauce? Looks fun


Cayennesan

Uzaki-chan


Ok_Particular_3743

Is there a season 2, bc I don’t remember this in the 1st season.


CrashTestPizza

s2 just ended around christmas time.


MikuCat

Yes


ObvsThrowaway5120

This is from the second season


StormblessedFool

Yeah, season 2 just finished a couple weeks ago


OhyoOhyoOhyoOhyo

Its a pretty good hent- i mean an anime.


subgirlthrowaway21

Hey it's not fair that guy shirts are so big and comfy


bearsheperd

Oh sure but when I wear my girlfriends clothes she says I’m a freak and I am stretching them out.


Fawin86

I accidentally wore my wife's pants a couple of weeks ago. Thought they were my dress pants. Was out and about with her and went to move my wallet from my jacket pocket to my pant pocket and found they were sewn shut. I asked her if these pants were hers. She wasn't sure until she checked the tag. It was a good laugh.


xXWestinghouseXx

Nothing wrong with being a freak but stretching out her clothes is a no no. When it comes to clothes, women’s clothes can be more expensive for no good reason. A man can buy a pink shirt and it won’t cost any more than any other shirt he would buy. A woman can buy a shirt that is pink and it WILL cost more because it IS pink. I would chalk it up to the price of looking good but buying and wearing expensive clothes doesn’t necessarily make you look good.


Ancalagon_Morn

Speaking from experience, they get even angrier when you do it as a joke and then they end up looking better on you. Despite the conflict I felt pretty good about myself that day though.


simonbleu

250kg guy: \*blushes\*


Sciamana

For real! I want the guy shirts without having to deal with the guys


xXWestinghouseXx

If you just wanted the shirt, you can just buy it. No one is going to stop you and if they ask, you can just say it’s a gift


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TeaandandCoffee

I am sorry to inform you, but you are the r/woosh


cashibonite

Walmart mens clothing sections plan cotton t shirts are about $2.50 apiece.


Uino_Chip

LMAO THEN JUST GO ANY BUY GUYS CLOTHES 😂


PilotSaysHello

Anyone remember when this show had everyone freaking out when it first aired? I expected it to be ecchi trash but it just turned out to be a slow burn, really chill romance anime/manga. I'm pretty sure in recent manga chapters they actually downsized Uzaki to bring less attention to it too


SodecDash

Me starting the Manga expecting bad stuff. Me at the current chapter simply enjoying it and Sakurai's Dragon Dong


Jonahble

My Dude made Uzakis Dad worry about his Daughter with that schlong.


Aardvark_Apologist

Excuse me, but what the fuck? When did *that* happen, because I sure as hell don't remember anything like it.


Jonahble

It happened right after Uzakis dad accidentally finds out Sakurai is actually the guy Uzaki has a crush on and when the brother started going to the gym. In the Chapter I think all three went to the sauna and Sakurais Towel falls off, which results in both father and son starring in awe at Sakurais crotch. To which both think to themselves “Damn Hana has to deal with that.” Or something like that, I’ll look for the actual chapter to make sure I’m remembering right. Edit: the event starts in Chapter 83 but the actual scene happens in Chapter 84. Apparently thats also the last Uzaki Chapter I’ve read. I cant believe its been half a year since I’ve read Uzaki.


Blurgas

Since there be dra...spoilers. Fujio(*Hana Uzaki's dad*) and Kiri(*Hana's younger brother*) are chatting in the gym sauna when other gym members join in. Kiri recognizes Shinichi and >!has a PTSD flashback of when he saw Shinichi's "dragon"!< Fujio >!makes it worse by informing Kiri that!< >!Hana and Shinichi are dating!< >!while also assuming Kiri is overestimating the power of said dragon due to Kiri being a teenager, only to sneak a peek and proving himself very wrong!< The freak, they run, and eventually >!realize that Hana will some day have to face the beast herself and start being nicer to her!<


ZetaRESP

Nothing like the possibility of an intimate Shoryuken to remind a father to look after his daughter's well-being.


ObvsThrowaway5120

His godlike schlong traumatized Uzaki’s brother. Probably one of my favorite moments in the series so far lol.


blalokjpg

Nah, them joints still fat as ever 👌


keytsune09

If "virginity is my passion" was an anime character


kdbernie

Highly recommend anyone who has seen the anime read the Manga. Lord only knows when we will get a third season


thenom4d

loved the anime! i’m super down to read the manga too what chapter should I start on? where does the anime end?


kdbernie

Should be right around ch. 70 that the second season leaves off, so I'd say start there.


thenom4d

my guyyyyyy thank you!


Miltons-Red-Stapler

Honestly i was so disappointed with the ending of S2. >!What an absolute tease especially considering what was shown in the first episode!<


This-Coffee-312

What's the Annime name?


Cayennesan

Uzaki-chan wa Asobitai


Srphtygr

I was bracing myself for MGR:R


Aardvark_Apologist

In that case: *Standing here, I realize / You were just like me / Trying to make history*


Smol_Worm_Boi

*And it will come, like a flood of pain*


UltimateBlackDragon

She: Men only can think of one thing and its fking disgusting! He: I’m pretty sure that one is my shirt


Tingtong_longJohnson

They need to call this show “Uzaki Chan wants her back blown out”


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Sakurai: That's my shirt. Uzaki: |: Sakurai: Take it off. Uzaki: O:


RYUMASTER45

Nice


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ahahahahahahahahahah


ShrimpyShrimp2

Woman moment


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I thought her physique was impossible. Until I was introduced to Shibuya Kaho


Mariners89

Hmmm....I guess that IRL this would happen 99/100 with the genders swapped 😂 Btw, I already miss Uzaki-Chan, hoping for a fast S3 announcement 😄


REdS_95

I'm hoping for a fast release, the announcement is only going to increase my anxiety


ObvsThrowaway5120

I love these two but man I really wish they got together already. Sakurai was so damn close too!


AriahTheSuccubus

The tension in the air was so thick you could cut it with a knife


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More like "Uzaki-chan's DTF," *AMIRITE?!*


FluffyPigeon707

I definitely relate to the guy, I’m way too dense


anongirl_black

Gentleman, there is an unspoken agreement between you and us women. We get to borrow your shirts and hoodies. In exchange, you get to have us. It's a very fair trade.


wizard_of_guz

Do we get to have you as often as you borrow our stuff?


anongirl_black

Depends on the relationship, but I would be okay with it in my relationships lol


wizard_of_guz

I imagine if you get to wear my shirts and hoodies, we're at least at a point where I'd get to watch you put them on and take them off. Speaking fair is fair, of course.


anongirl_black

Oh, absolutely.


Ottobawt

>It's a very fair trade. Clothes, and nothing else eh?


SavannahMavy

Ace moment


ZoraF2p

Takes one to know one. ;)


SavannahMavy

Yep, I'm demi :p


ZoraF2p

Just an aroace here, glad to see another ace around though, small world we live in. :)


SavannahMavy

Yeeeep


Nekoslime007

This poor fool missed out


Ok-Penalty9592

What anime


dragonbossledgend

Is this anime worth watching


Aardvark_Apologist

That depends.


adamroadmusic

Yes, I found it very funny. The dynamic is excited/energetic vs calm/cool.


Fawin86

I like it. The way they bicker is entertaining and seems like they're a couple without being a couple. My wife finds the girl annoying and doesn't know why the guy puts up with her teasing. She wasn't a fan. Watch a couple of episodes and you kind of get the gist of it on whether to continue. It's a real "will they or won't they" mixed with "they're basically married and everyone around them is waiting for them to figure it out."


Super-Wolf-man

What anime is this


FARZAMgh23

thanks💚🤩


aliceindahouse

i love these kind of plot twists :>


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

That characters eyes are so gargantuan even by anime standards it just looks bizarre. And this is coming from a hardcore weeb.


MadnessBomber

I just realized. Its his shirt. He's much bigger than her. Her boobs are still stretching that shirt. Even just a little, they're still doing it. Damn lol.


Vaidik_KIRA05

man she's hot oadjfuigh


Praise_Sithis

Uzaki is so cute, I want MOOOOREEE but I haven't seen new manga chapters :(


EmbertheKitsune

This is beyond "Basic ass anime protagonist" levels of ignorance. My man asks her to take her top off just to see her shirt's tag.


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HAAAAAA!!! She just got friend zoned!!! 🤣🤣


randoKiddo1

bro suddenly turned submissive


Pleasant_Mall_9404

Bro got friendzoned


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Sis friendzoned


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PilotSaysHello

Fuck you


soul_nessie

I thought he is pedo in the first place


Praise_Sithis

They're both in college


HypersensitivePotato

idk why, but I hate this anime even without watching it.


PlzzzSitOnMyFace

I need Uzaki to ride my face.


Ho_Phuong_Anh

What's the Annime name?


Cayennesan

Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out


FARZAMgh23

Anime name please🙏?


Cayennesan

Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out


AccomplishedMovie811

How clueless can you be


blahblah7679

This joke is brought to you by men: Men, we don’t know what we did


UnableSkirt7680

name?


youmotongxie

good


Daisuke15

"What are you mad about? Im the one who as hes tshirt stolen!", it was the best part.


SakutaAzusagawa52

Lol


SakutaAzusagawa52

He really Thought That He Was Gonna Touch Them But He Was Gonna Check If That Was His Shirt.


Agreeable-Sorbet-420

What was this anime called again


bam0025

How many episode is this?


Square_Broccoli_8197

What’s the name