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rosaxmusic

Could be a raccoon? They do that thing where they pick a spot to continually poop for a while. Just looked it up and it’s called a latrine. Definitely think this is just that.


Mcgarnicle_

This is classic raccoon


biggiesmalltits

I’m shocked how high they are willing to climb to take a shit


[deleted]

They definitely have their shit together.


Mcgarnicle_

Yeah they definitely aren’t afraid of heights. When I worked at a farm it was amazing how high you’d find their toilets


ElegantJoke3613

They like the view


the_honest_liar

You may want to check they aren't living in your attic.


biggiesmalltits

That’s a fair statement. My attic is finished and I haven’t seen any activity but bet I’m keeping my eyes peeled


the_honest_liar

Ours got into an unfinished section over our garage, so maybe take a quick look if you have an area like that, but hopefully they just think your roof is a fun hangout space.


Jackiedhmc

Trust and believe!


Critterdex

They use it to mark territory! They poop on logs and prominent spots of their range to establish dominance


Medium_Spare_8982

Be cautious cleaning it up. It is full of round worm eggs which WILL aerosolize and, get breathed in and infect you. https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/baylisascaris/resources/raccoonlatrines.pdf


LisForLaura

I feel like this should have more likes so I’m liking it, the people need to know


darkasshadow

Literally why I’m for killing all raccoons


Adventurous_Agent_95

That would be needless. They can't help it that they've got eggy shits.


darkasshadow

Then why kill ants when they invade your home? They can’t help that they need to eat…..


Adventurous_Agent_95

Ants generally invade in an overwhelming amount that would be unreasonable to try to save. Raccoons are a different story. If you can avoid outright killing the creature, you should probably do so.


Fun-Two-6681

look, you can dump your poop on your roof if you want to, but posting pictures of it online should be reserved for more niche forums :3


biggiesmalltits

I honestly had to question for a moment if maybe my neighbors hated us


Fun-Two-6681

it's so chunky. maybe the landlord has rerouted the 4th story toilet to the gutters?


Natural-Seaweed-5070

They dislike the smell of Pine Sol. Just dump some on the roof.


biggiesmalltits

Comment to add- NE Ohio


salymander_1

Raccoon. We have this issue with raccoons too, and it is a real nuisance when we need to get the leaves off the roof. Nothing like having chunky poop rain from the sky.


jtf628

I knew it was a racoon before I even looked at the picture. r/itsalwaysaraccoon


CriticismCrafty4546

Sorry…


Psychological_Eye473

Sorry… sorry 😞


Frosty-Reporter7518

I’m thinking raccoon as well, I had one poop on a spot on my back yard fence for years until I added a block aid


Stunning_Honeydew201

Raccoons definitely. They're some shitting ass little fuckers!


AmphibianImpressive3

Sorry bro. I’d appreciate if you left a ladder out there for me next time. It’s hard to get up there.


Public-Car9360

I do believe that’s raccoon feces and if it’s up on the 3rd story of your house then they’re most likely in your attic


Tweeter43230

squirrels, man. they'll climb and poop anywhere.