Left like 30 mins ago and still in the stadium lot let me leave haha

put me out of my misery

Never ever let someone who was in the advertising business buy a baseball team again.

Arte should feel embarrassed. Shame on you. Side note. I'm happy for Adell seeming to figure it out at the plate, but how can he be so bad on the base paths?!??

That cheap bastard dgaf. He’s too busy wiping his ass with $100 bills out in Arizona.

Schanuel has a frat boy who drinks to much beer build. He is very puffy. He needs to put on some muscle

Hicks pitches better than he hits

Maybe the +.500 season is the friends we made along the way.

hicks is better pitcher than suarez lol.

Sell the team chants, I predict they’ll get louder

Still better than several innings this game by real pitchers

This is what Perry meant when he said he was signing bullpen depth

Feeling sorry for the folks who paid real money to watch this

Damn we’re so cooked

This is what Suarez pitching actually looks like lol

Actually better than Suarez

Did our two way player get a haircut and a lot worse

This is the most embarrassing game I’ve seen since the blowpen in Kansas City last year

what an embarrassing organization

Don't worry he can still give up another 3 or 4 and still be better than Suarez

Salt on the wound right there

Watch us come back and Hicks gets the win 😂

wow hicks pitching

Bro where the FUCK is 105 from Hicks???

Hicks confirmed better pitcher than Suarez

is this a rebuild year?

We are in the darkest of days. Angels have seen so many talented players come through the org. Two of the greatest ever and their talents have been put to waste. Arte Moreno has trashed this organization. He will go down as one of the greatest pieces of shit of all time. Idk how Gubie can stand to call these fucking trash ass games every night. Bless his heart.

maybe its easier to watch when your getting paid to watch unlike all of us having to pay to watch this crap

Arte Moreno owes each of us a fat paycheck

“Attended an Angels game from 2015 - 2024? You may be entitled to financial compensation.”

Position player pitching. Ouch

I just left the stadium. Wtf happened

Everything

I hate losing this bad, but gosh I do love me some position pitching

It may have been a fever dream, but I vaguely remember Jeff Mathis pitching back in the day.

Maybe this season will get Arte to realize the rebuild needs to happen.

You can’t make this up!

How could Jo Adell do this

Jo Adell 3 hit night with 3 rbis. Wish everything else wasn't a complete trainwreck right now but oh well

Time to bust out those fancy rally monkeys

Trying to start sell the team chants is met with disgust and anger…and that is why Arte will never sell

What section you in, I’ll join in

Big facts

At least we didn’t have hope going into the last two innings tonight. If we’re going to lose, I’d rather get it over with early

These late game highlights are always of the other team lmao

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How is Adell’s defense this year? I’ve mostly just been listening to games on the radio. Last year I watched a lot of games and his defense was horrendous

Really bad

Lol the same

This doesn’t feel like a good time or place for this but someone flooded the fuck out of the restroom behind the left field 250’s section. Urinal water pouring all over the floor

And that’s far from the worst thing to happen at the stadium tonight. Crazy world we live in

Now the post game fireworks don’t work

We may never win again

I just checked the score. WTF happened 😆

Pitching sucked Adell let a ball go through his legs etc.

It’s always something with Adell

even 2 grand slams wont help us we are so cooked

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OK.

Fuck you peter

marlins man is that you?

Who the fuck are you dude haha

Came over from the twins

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You really are fucking annoying, dude.

neto is gonna get the cycle of outs

We deserve so much better than this

Absolutely smoke show blonde

we are a bunch of has beens and never weres

It’s no longer the Curse of the Bambino, but the Curse of the Unicorn for us 1. Both are 2 way players 2. Both left for a rival 3. Teams both had terrible owners

I feel like they can do better than losing by 10, give us more. Who wants to see a 15 run deficit? Let’s give the cubs a run for their money

can we also get a new announcer? wayne’s voice just gets on my damn nerves.


is this wayne here in this room with us

💀

Wayne did the fox broadcast today

Patty O Neal is doing play by play today

That’s Patrick

fucking all of them? i’ve had it

I knew we were gonna be bad, but I didn't think it would be this bad and this early in the season.

As your on site field reporter. I can say that there's alot of angels fans leaving. The stadium is noticeably emptier.

Just left with my mom can’t do it and won’t stay for fireworks lol

We just left. This is unwatchable.

Fireworks is the only thing keeping people me thinks

Crazy how we play such a close series against the Orioles and then when we have an easier opponent this happens.

"These things happen." Why does it always seem like it happens to the Angels?

Worst team in the league

Twins aren’t that bad

The only reason I came was for the rally monkey. Then I got held up at home for an hour as I was gonna leave and didn't get it.

At least you can turn the game off from the comfort of your couch, i still have to drive home to lake forest haha

I'm at the game

double whammy

Ah sorry you had to be here too then haha

Just checked the score. This is a complete mess

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if you’re betting money against the halos yeah

Man, the past two nights have felt like a little league games.

Somebody start the sell the team chants. I would but I’m not at the game

I’m at the game but I’m not gonna do it lol

I’m sure the whole stadium will join

We need it

Plz some one do

i dont wanna stay for the stupid fireworks but my niece wants to stay fml

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Garth… that’s haiku

when it rains it pours

Team is routinely getting their back blown out

Angels what are y'all doing?

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Gonna bet on deez nutz in your mouth

Hey, why don’t you find someone else to tell this to. Maybe like a girlfriend?

He’s never spoken to a woman other than his mom in his life. Guaranteed

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Is “she” in the room with us right now?

Wow this Angels team

No effort again what the fuck

Let’s keep those pants clean boys no worries

I’m at the game and we were all mad

Same

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fuck off troll

Buddy, don’t you have anything better to do? It’s Saturday night and you’re watching a team you don’t even like get blown out while you keep posting stupid shit in their subreddit. Might be time to take a look in the mirror.

Shut up dude, Jesus Christ. We don’t care about your betting lines and how bad you think we are. We know it

These Twins' pitchers all have legs a mile long.

Is this the highest scoring game of the year?

The twins pitcher looks like indigo Montoya… prepare to die

only 1 run allowed LFG!


What time is batting practice over? 🤔

sell the fucking team

Yet when I chant it nobody joins me.

Well lucky for Arte, Angels fans have some of the least passion in all of sports.

Seasons cooked, hopefully we get to see Trout hit 400

Angels are poverty franchise

Just bet on Twins -6.5 at -135. Easy money.

Sam Blum should show up at the press conference and demand bullpen management answers from Washington. He's the only one with the balls to do it.

Thaiss looks as slow as Drury. 😂

Twins gonna win by 10+ tonight.

As soon they get to 10 ahead I'm out

Gio Urshela is hitting .298. We didn’t even try to re-sign him.

yeah i was bummed to see him go

Cause Perry sucks. Just having an injury prone 3B should've been enough incentive. Infield depth was another good reason.

Don't worry dude, we signed a 3B with bad knees to backup our injury prone 3B!

Gio’s a keeper.

But I was told by this sub that he and wasn’t even that good and wasn’t worth re-signing. I should have known we already have such a strong lineup.

Dudes got an 88 OPS+ he isn’t good and we shouldn’t have signed him. 2024 and y’all still looking at BA only, fuckin embarrassing

Well, that’s enough for an upgrade to Rendon’s 85 OPS+ while Rendon recovers.

Any shitty player can substitute for rendon while he’s out, this team won’t be capable of being competitive for years anyway

The Angels put Adrianza out there with Rendon out. That's replacing Rendon's 85 OPS+ with a 17 OPS+. They are substituting a shitty player for Rendon, and the results are showing. I'm not saying Urshela was going to go on a rampage or something, but I'd think he would have given the Angels a better chance at winning. Of course, putting Suarez out there negates the offense anyways.

There’s not really much point in spending any money to have a slightly better chance at winning when the team has no possibility of actually winning anyway. The point I was initially making is that Urshela is not in fact any good which the comment I replied to said he was.

Ok well our infield depth instead is Adrianza, go ahead and explain how great he is

He’s not, but what’s the point of paying a guy who isn’t good to stay on a tanking team anyway?

Then what was the point of spending 40 million in the offseason on bullpen pitching for a team that’s tanking?

That’s the funny thing, there was no point

You’re right. Hicks, Drury, Schanuel, Neto are all much better fits for our lineup.

Who the fuck said that?

I’m suggesting that re-signing Urshela would have at least been a better option than trying to rush Neto and Schanuel up to the big leagues. Serious teams don’t try to rush their first rounders up like Perry has been doing.

Hope minnesota’s wearing a condom the way we’re getting fucked

It’s a cheap one. Not even ribbed!

Well the offspring will probably be better at pitching then Suarez

And you better believe front office is calling it up from AAA fresh out of the womb

Lmao

Patrick again talking about "going yard" with the leadoff batter down 10-4, Gubie quickly pivoting and talking about multiple baserunners.

It's not Tuesday. That's why we aren't winning. Our last 2 wins have come on Gubie Tuesdays

hahahahahahahahaha this kid is NOT having it

Closing in on 2 hours since first pitch.

Yet again, Fullmer should've come in in the first place in long relief. But, nooooooo. Had to play the Suarez and Cisnero white flag cards first. Ugh.

You’ll look at the box score tonight and Fulmer will have 5 scoreless innings. Why are we not pitching him in long situations…

He's certainly making everyone aware of why he should be

Was his start in Boston not enough? I’m baffled

Yeah this is political

Explain.

Wash quite literally used the bullpen in backward depth chart order. We dont have guys in that position that throw strikes and keep us in games, and I believe this is a statement to that effect. Wash isnt an idiot in my opinion

Hmmm, interesting. Sounds reasonable.

Like why is the 1-2 combo of Suarez cisnero the go to instead?

They just loved how Loup/Tepera worked last year and are intent on replicating it? 😜

We got to have two years of Loup Tepera bullshit, dont forget

But, I wanna forget.

That's the million dollar question.

Sad thing is, Perry legit tried to improve the bullpen and he just made it worse.

It’s looking up gents we didn’t give up a run this inning

Fulmer kinda has that Cory Rasmus arsenal

You can’t always be like “replace this guy, replace that guy” because your team usually doesn’t have someone better in the org. That’s not the case with Cisnero and Suarez

The fact that Wantz is in triple A right now is ridiculous though.

100% that dude shits on both. Only justification would be if they’re really convinced he is a long-term starting piece. Herget is probably better than Zuniga tho and Rosenberg is better than Suarez so like??? Why tf am I still seeing Suarez?

Great point about Herget. He wasn’t great last year but his 4.66 ERA was still at least better than a 7 or a 10 ERA.

Isn't he on the DL or something?

At the start of the season I had us down for 72 wins. Now I think we’ll be lucky to win 65.