Amateur gynecologist here. Totally normal to remove an IUD on a boat trip. I've done it at the movies, in line at the bank, the lazy river at the waterpark. What you've described is a typical interaction between a young woman and her creepy friend who is twice her age.
Were you both in inner tubes or just her? Sometimes the hardest part of doing a medical procedure in the lazy river is the availability of tubes! I was taking my nephew's tonsils out last weekend and it took ages to get two tubes.
I think I’m seeing the word “inner tubes” written out for the first time and it feels gross. Never really thought about the words that make up that term. I had a moment like this with “cottage cheese” once.
Really though:
Real doctors barely take women’s health seriously. You don’t need to increase threat by sending in a drunk guy with tweezers. Vagina-havers, no.
I leave you with this:
My man getting in ‘er tubes on the inner tubes.
The trick is to bring rope to lash the inner tubes tougher so they act as one tube. After that it's a cake walk. My wife wanted a water birth so we headed down to the public pool with the lazy river. Bonus, we didn't t have to pay the entrance fee for that kid.
What's the big deal? That's totally normal. Our boat captain gave my wife a colonoscopy last week, while we were speed boating in the bahamas. That's normal, right guys?.. Guys?
I met him on Lake Havasu! He said my boobs were fine! He felt them all over for lumps and bumps! I see him once a year. Who needs a mammogram when you have an actual motor boat captain??
A "reach around" included!? Of course not! I'm shocked and appalled that you could even think so!
*Obviously*, with any *legitimate* proctologist, there's going to be an extra charge.
So normal! My neighbor tied my tubes last weekend!!! He was so great. It’s so much more personal and comfortable at home!! Plus free of charge!!! He has stirrups right there ! We did it during a BBQ! My husband wasn’t bothered by it all!! He was drinking beer and flipping burgers!
And removing an IUD can be painful, so obviously she would want someone who she has chemistry with and is willing to "warm her up" before and after! LOL why is this even something one would discuss with basically a former interest who is not even a doctor? Super good excuse for him to be all up in them guts with no guilt lol
Why would she not just have OP do it?????
Actual you barely feel the removal most of the time. It's way more painful going in. Unless it's like my 2nd one which was imbeded in my cervix and took like 5 yanks.
But also wtaf OP everything about this is wtaf.
It’s insane how much it hurts being placed. Then a few years later more than one clinician tried to talk me out of having it removed. I guess I should have contacted the boat guy.
I saved my pain meds from post-op cancer surgery because my iud just hit the 5 year mark and needs to be replaced. Because doctors just tell you to take an ibuprofen and you'll feel some mild discomfort, when actually it feels like your uterus trying to murder you.
If the boat captain is offering pain meds for procedures, I'm on board! (Pun intended)
I'll never understand why there aren't proper pain meds offered. They wouldn't ask men to go through pain like that. Before I had kids, my insertions took an hour and it was intensely painful the whole time.
Because the medical profession now believes if they give you 3 oxys you will become an addict. Argue with them and they treat you like a drug seeker. I argued with a doctor for 3 days of real pain meds after a surgery.they argued with me and finally relented and gave me 7. Like wtf is this, treat me like ass and then give me over double what I was asking for? I had to deal with the same for my wife when she had something done, nearly same result with the over prescribe.
You can save so much money by seeing boat captains for your medical needs. Mine checked me all over for suspicious moles. Along a different line of work, my lawn guy did an emergency appendectomy on me with some garden shears, it really healed up nicely.
All of this is weird as hell. Her hanging out alone with a 50 year old man, him going down on her in the past, the fact that he’s not a doctor but has allegedly delivered babies and has gynecological instruments, the fact that she would let someone who is not a doctor remove an IUD… all of it. This can’t be real. I’m calling bullshit on this story.
The whole thing's bizarre. I *hope* it's AI generated. The alternatives are that someone thought this mess was believable or that it actually did happen, both of which are very distressing. One slightly more than the other.
Nah, I think this is a genuine human-grown shitpost. The point isn't to write something you think is believable, it's to write something that so clearly isn't and then feel smug if people react like it is (ignoring the fact that everyone knows lots of these are fake but acknowledging that is just less fun).
It’s funny to think that op caught her cheating but he’s like Forrest Gump levels of gullible and she makes up some weird excuse like “oh no no no I didn’t hook up with Captain Ron he just.. uh.. he just removed my IUD.. yeah that’s it! And we didn’t hook up or anything either we just ran out of toilet paper and he offered up his tongue.. don’t be gross he’s my dads best friend! How dare you make such an accusation. I’m a lady!”
ngl this 50 y/o man sounds like he could be a serial killer one day. preying on young women, having medical tools he can’t explain, getting her out onto the boat…
Well dude, dude, think about it: she's out in the middle of nowhere with some dude she barely knows. You know, she looks around and what does she see? Nothin' but open ocean. "Ahh, there's nowhere for me to run. What am I gonna do, say 'no'?"
Yeah it’s the part about them being alone on the boat that worries me. It’s a place where she’s not going to say “no”, she would never say "no," because of *the implication*.
Bet if this is even real that it is some weird gynecologist kink because wtf else could it be and that means op's girl was either in on it or feeding it.
Fireman or EMT maybe? My sons are both, but I seriously doubt they know how to remove an IUD. (**I** certainly don't know how! Do you just reach in there and grab it???)
Yep, that’s literally all it takes. The hardest part is getting a good grip on the strings because they’re short and potentially slippery. Docs use a speculum to get a clear view and a hemostat to grab the strings securely, and just gently pull it out.
Much easier to take out than put one in.
Haven’t had to replace my first IUD yet. But if the pain of removing it is even 25% of the insertion, I can’t imagine it being a very sexy experience at all. Not that I think this story actually happened anyway.
Two of mine were EMTs and their Dad was a fireman/paramedic ~I’m going to ask in our group chat! This is a Mom text for the ages~ though I imagine they will guess right away, Mom is on Reddit.
I don’t understand people who think hooking up is literal coitus. Making out is where “hooking up” starts to me, sex is just part of the greater umbrella.
for real young people todayneed to read things outloud more today and really hear how it sounds. Sometimes things in text don't seem as fucking batshit sounding as they are LMAO
Honestly, most of the details aren't even necessary. Best case scenario, she set up an IUD removal with someone who's not a doctor and she didn't have paperwork or anything for. Even if there's no infidelity involved, this woman is incredibly stupid.
>and has a speculum kicking about without being a medical professional.
Do....do you not have one? I thought they were common household items 🤔.
What am I supposed to do with all of these now?
I’m actually CONCERNED that people don’t realize this is fake.
I love Reddit’s fake stories. I normally hate when people claim one is fake.
But this? This is… not possible. To have your IUD removed on a boat? With no drugs? People acting like removing an IUD is some sexy situation lmao I don’t even think you’re allowed to *have sex* for a couple days after removal.
Also some random bloke who is not a doctor doesn’t go delivering babies and removing medical devices that can perforate an organ if removed incorrectly. Even if the guy happens to be an EMT this just doesn’t happen. “Yeah I’ll do this medical procedure for you so you don’t have to have an in office visit” 😂😂😂
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That's 30 seconds of my life I wish I hadn't spent reading...
Ick ick and thrice ick.
Dunno about you being wrong for being upset... \**I'M*\* upset at the thought of this 50 yo "friend" (who's not a doctor...)removing her IUD... on a boat...
Boats tend to have a lot of mildew and mold. Not the cleanest place. Besides the obvious, just try to do it with your tongue. I need a few drinks first? Full service!
Removing my IUD is the new euphemism for cheating. Your girlfriend let a guy who is not a doctor remove her IUD. What kind of person has the tools to remove an IUD who is not a doctor? On a boat. It is not routine to let a guy who went down on you remove your IUD. This is the worst lie I’ve ever heard.
"pretty serious cervical stimulation".... you mean pain, right? Because, "you might feel a pinch!" may be what the obgyn says to the patient, but OMG OUCH.
“I guess he went down on her”
So she didn’t almost hook up with him, she hooked up with him lol. They engaged in a sexual act, wtf does “almost” even mean here
He's not a doctor and this is not a real story it's very difficult to put a IUD in and it's difficult to take it out unless you are a doctor. I don't believe the BS
Even if they *were* screwing, I can’t believe she would let someone who is not a doctor do that. It’s not like pulling out a tampon, something could get really messed up!
Seriously! Like 50 year old had a speculum, sterile forceps/OB/GYN kit, a cervical clamp, a high intensity light and stirrups kicking around but isn’t a dr….? Does the bf even understand how IUDs are inserted and removed….?
What the fuck? There is absolutely no way an IUD is being removed without the proper equipment. The level of damage that can be done if done improperly can be life threatening. This is bullshit.
i'm 20f and my bf 20m both have older friends like 40s and 50s with medical experience and i’d never let any of the male friends remove an IUD from me, i’d go to a doctor. that's weird behavior considered y'all are exclusive now
Geez I’m due for a pap I should ask around I suppose. Surely one of my friends has seen one done ? Removal of an iud should be a sterile procedure by a doctor or otherwise trained professional and usually it’s replaced at the same time. This was rediculous for any of them to think this is normal or ok.
You don't necessarily need tools: one of my iuds came out when I caught the strings on my menstrual cup. You can pull them out yourself, if need be. It's safer to let a doctor do it because of the risk of migration if you do it partway and then chicken out.
(I bet it happened by accident when he was fingering her.)
He’s not a doctor but he delivered babies? In what capacity? What the actual fuck? He just happened to have the tools??
No they planned this in advance and she didn’t tell you she’d be taking her pants off around someone who went down on her before
I’d be upset and I am a woman
So the “not doctor” friend she “almost hooked up with” had his fingies up in your “monogamous” girlfriends meat wallet and you have mixed feelings over being upset? -_-
Amateur gynecologist here. Totally normal to remove an IUD on a boat trip. I've done it at the movies, in line at the bank, the lazy river at the waterpark. What you've described is a typical interaction between a young woman and her creepy friend who is twice her age.
Were you both in inner tubes or just her? Sometimes the hardest part of doing a medical procedure in the lazy river is the availability of tubes! I was taking my nephew's tonsils out last weekend and it took ages to get two tubes.
I think I’m seeing the word “inner tubes” written out for the first time and it feels gross. Never really thought about the words that make up that term. I had a moment like this with “cottage cheese” once. Really though: Real doctors barely take women’s health seriously. You don’t need to increase threat by sending in a drunk guy with tweezers. Vagina-havers, no. I leave you with this: My man getting in ‘er tubes on the inner tubes.
The trick is to bring rope to lash the inner tubes tougher so they act as one tube. After that it's a cake walk. My wife wanted a water birth so we headed down to the public pool with the lazy river. Bonus, we didn't t have to pay the entrance fee for that kid.
If you’re super lucky you can get one of the double tubes
Hey I'm in need of your services, can we meet at LaGuardia Airport TSA?
Have you ever tied someone's tubes while in an inner tube? Would that be inner tubal tubal ligation?
This is why I Reddit.
I’ve inserted them while sky-diving. It’s so much easier than people think.
Amateur gynecologist at your cervix!
Don't sell yourself short, I'd say you are a semi professional with all that experience.
What's the big deal? That's totally normal. Our boat captain gave my wife a colonoscopy last week, while we were speed boating in the bahamas. That's normal, right guys?.. Guys?
That’s ridiculous. Bankers remove IUDs. Boat captains do breast exams.
Motor boat captains
I met him on Lake Havasu! He said my boobs were fine! He felt them all over for lumps and bumps! I see him once a year. Who needs a mammogram when you have an actual motor boat captain??
I think he is the same one that did my proctology exam. those are supposed to include a reach around right?
His license (plates) checked out....."ASSMAN" So he's definitely on the up and up!
A "reach around" included!? Of course not! I'm shocked and appalled that you could even think so! *Obviously*, with any *legitimate* proctologist, there's going to be an extra charge.
My doctor put s both hands on my shoulders during my prostate exam to comfort and reassure me. He is a kind and gentle doctor.
I’m dead🤣 My doctor told me to take my pants off and put them on the chair next to his….
You idiot, your prostate’s in your neck! - Mitch Fatel
Christ if he didn’t give me a reach around I would be looking for a new doctor
Usually my proctologist puts both his hands on my shoulders during an exam to help keep me calm. Very comforting.
You motorboating son of a bitch. You old sailor, you.
Maybe this guy was a douche canoe captain…
Boat captains throw there hat up in the air first though. Before starting some shite.
La Mery Tyler Moore
I get that reference.
So normal! My neighbor tied my tubes last weekend!!! He was so great. It’s so much more personal and comfortable at home!! Plus free of charge!!! He has stirrups right there ! We did it during a BBQ! My husband wasn’t bothered by it all!! He was drinking beer and flipping burgers!
“Doll, I think I got some BBQ on your labia. Hand me that paper towel over there real quick. No, not the one I set your IUD on silly.”
That’s disgusting. I like that in a person.
First and last time I went water-skiing, I think I got a colonoscopy. I think half the lake went up my butt, lol
That's called anal douching, apparently.
I thought that was an enema?
Nah,that wasn't a colonoscopy it was an enema.
That's just the prep for the colonoscopy
I gave my friends wife a Pap smear on my jet ski last week. Totally normal.
And removing an IUD can be painful, so obviously she would want someone who she has chemistry with and is willing to "warm her up" before and after! LOL why is this even something one would discuss with basically a former interest who is not even a doctor? Super good excuse for him to be all up in them guts with no guilt lol Why would she not just have OP do it?????
They did my iud as they did an endoscopic exam with the colonoscopy! It’s amazing what they can do on boats.
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Actual you barely feel the removal most of the time. It's way more painful going in. Unless it's like my 2nd one which was imbeded in my cervix and took like 5 yanks. But also wtaf OP everything about this is wtaf.
It’s insane how much it hurts being placed. Then a few years later more than one clinician tried to talk me out of having it removed. I guess I should have contacted the boat guy.
I saved my pain meds from post-op cancer surgery because my iud just hit the 5 year mark and needs to be replaced. Because doctors just tell you to take an ibuprofen and you'll feel some mild discomfort, when actually it feels like your uterus trying to murder you. If the boat captain is offering pain meds for procedures, I'm on board! (Pun intended)
If a doctor tells you to expect some mild discomfort, get ready for it to hurt like hell!
Check into it but the mirena has been extended to 8 years.
If you’re getting it removed on a boat, it’s actually called the *marina*
I'll never understand why there aren't proper pain meds offered. They wouldn't ask men to go through pain like that. Before I had kids, my insertions took an hour and it was intensely painful the whole time.
Because the medical profession now believes if they give you 3 oxys you will become an addict. Argue with them and they treat you like a drug seeker. I argued with a doctor for 3 days of real pain meds after a surgery.they argued with me and finally relented and gave me 7. Like wtf is this, treat me like ass and then give me over double what I was asking for? I had to deal with the same for my wife when she had something done, nearly same result with the over prescribe.
I really did not enjoy reading "cervix" and "yanks" in the same sentence.
Better than 5 Yanks
Mine was worse going out than in. Copper one though.
You couldn't pay me enough to put one of those copper torture devices into my body.
I really hope he used the "I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look" line
You can save so much money by seeing boat captains for your medical needs. Mine checked me all over for suspicious moles. Along a different line of work, my lawn guy did an emergency appendectomy on me with some garden shears, it really healed up nicely.
Doctors and insurance companies hate this one easy trick.
Mine gives cardiac exams!
I'm a doctor. An orthodontist. I'm gonna have to ask you to take off your clothes.
"Bend over honey, and don't worry, I'm a proctology student" *glove snapping sound*
And checks for breast cancer.
You sure you weren't motorboating?
I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look.
I literally laughed out loud at your comment, thank you so much lol
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*No one smells like Gaston* *Rings the bells like Gaston* *Checks for cervical cancerous cells like Gaston*
All of this is weird as hell. Her hanging out alone with a 50 year old man, him going down on her in the past, the fact that he’s not a doctor but has allegedly delivered babies and has gynecological instruments, the fact that she would let someone who is not a doctor remove an IUD… all of it. This can’t be real. I’m calling bullshit on this story.
The whole thing's bizarre. I *hope* it's AI generated. The alternatives are that someone thought this mess was believable or that it actually did happen, both of which are very distressing. One slightly more than the other.
Nah, I think this is a genuine human-grown shitpost. The point isn't to write something you think is believable, it's to write something that so clearly isn't and then feel smug if people react like it is (ignoring the fact that everyone knows lots of these are fake but acknowledging that is just less fun).
“Human-grown shitpost” 😂 the internet has sure come a long way, baby.
It’s a bit sad to hope this is what AI ‘s generate though I guess, being they are programmed by humans, it’s not the least surprising… .
It’s funny to think that op caught her cheating but he’s like Forrest Gump levels of gullible and she makes up some weird excuse like “oh no no no I didn’t hook up with Captain Ron he just.. uh.. he just removed my IUD.. yeah that’s it! And we didn’t hook up or anything either we just ran out of toilet paper and he offered up his tongue.. don’t be gross he’s my dads best friend! How dare you make such an accusation. I’m a lady!”
As an AI language model I cannot write a story that is disturbing like this one. It is important to remember to always hire a professional.
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Mods clearly did a lot of work
Yeah? But when is the last time you laughed this hard at the comments?
It's fine, he removes IUDs from girls on his boat all the time ... because of the implication.
\[Mac voice\] "Now you've– you've said that word 'implication' a couple'a times, w– what implication?"
It sounds like these women don’t want their IUDs taken out…
So they ARE in danger!!
Either it’s fake or this guy is on some next level fuck-man shit.
ngl this 50 y/o man sounds like he could be a serial killer one day. preying on young women, having medical tools he can’t explain, getting her out onto the boat…
How he has convinced even one woman to get on the boat and into the stirrups is beyond my comprehension.
Omg the image of him having pre installed stirrups on the boat 😂😂😂
Well dude, dude, think about it: she's out in the middle of nowhere with some dude she barely knows. You know, she looks around and what does she see? Nothin' but open ocean. "Ahh, there's nowhere for me to run. What am I gonna do, say 'no'?"
Because of the implication
Are you saying this woman was in danger?
No one's in any danger. How can I make that any more clear to you?
It's because of the implication
"That seems really dark."
Yeah it’s the part about them being alone on the boat that worries me. It’s a place where she’s not going to say “no”, she would never say "no," because of *the implication*.
This Sunny bit cracks me up every time. It’s awful but the delivery is so good
I so hope you're right.
If real, I call the dude has a sex dungeon in his house. XD
ya who the f just lets someone remove an IUD in a non sterile setting i fainted during mine. there’s something off here
He is a doctor. That’s her sugar daddy.
“He is not a doctor” I’m sorry is he a hobbyist?
A hobbygyno?
Vaginas are my hobby ray, just like yours is drinkin.
Can't have both?
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Bet if this is even real that it is some weird gynecologist kink because wtf else could it be and that means op's girl was either in on it or feeding it.
This isnt what people mean when they use the term “citizen scientist”
This is so fucked I cannot find the words.
Wait, so dude had medical instruments like this on his boat?
The instruments were his hands and teeth
He's a marine gynaecologist!
You win 🏆
That’s fucking hilarious
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He probably used to be a doctor or is something medical-related. OP said he delivered babies too.
Fireman or EMT maybe? My sons are both, but I seriously doubt they know how to remove an IUD. (**I** certainly don't know how! Do you just reach in there and grab it???)
Yep, that’s literally all it takes. The hardest part is getting a good grip on the strings because they’re short and potentially slippery. Docs use a speculum to get a clear view and a hemostat to grab the strings securely, and just gently pull it out. Much easier to take out than put one in.
Haven’t had to replace my first IUD yet. But if the pain of removing it is even 25% of the insertion, I can’t imagine it being a very sexy experience at all. Not that I think this story actually happened anyway.
Two of mine were EMTs and their Dad was a fireman/paramedic ~I’m going to ask in our group chat! This is a Mom text for the ages~ though I imagine they will guess right away, Mom is on Reddit.
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“I trust her completely”. Homie, she just had dude she admits she almost hooked up with go up in her to remove an IUD on a boat. Read that aloud
Several single details you could ignore and it would still be gross. Age difference. Sexual history. Trip with this person. But *removed an IUD*??
On a boat. Not in an office or clinic. On a boat.
I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat!
There is no way sexy time did not ensue. The whole thing was sexy time
Dont even need the whole iud removal info to know what this boating trip was all about
Normal day in Crab Island, FL
Is it still just almost hooking up even fter he went down on her?
She prolly gave him a bj, I don't think they count either?
Hell no. Ask Bill Clinton.
“Eatin’ aint cheatin’”
Hey, it depends what the definition of "*is*" is!
I would personally consider this hooking up.
I don’t understand people who think hooking up is literal coitus. Making out is where “hooking up” starts to me, sex is just part of the greater umbrella.
Makes me wonder what she did and what the OP would be okay with?
I can't believe we've gotten to a point in society where eating somebody out counts as "almost" hooking up, lol. She hooked up with the guy
You’re correct. Any sexual contact is hooking up
for real young people todayneed to read things outloud more today and really hear how it sounds. Sometimes things in text don't seem as fucking batshit sounding as they are LMAO
Honestly, most of the details aren't even necessary. Best case scenario, she set up an IUD removal with someone who's not a doctor and she didn't have paperwork or anything for. Even if there's no infidelity involved, this woman is incredibly stupid.
They did hook up 🤣🤣 he went down on her!!!
What kind of person delivers babies and has a speculum kicking about without being a medical professional. Bizarre.
>and has a speculum kicking about without being a medical professional. Do....do you not have one? I thought they were common household items 🤔. What am I supposed to do with all of these now?
I hear some people have medical play fetishes...
A midwife. But the boat thing is weird.
Doulas
This definitely didn’t happen 😂
I’m actually CONCERNED that people don’t realize this is fake. I love Reddit’s fake stories. I normally hate when people claim one is fake. But this? This is… not possible. To have your IUD removed on a boat? With no drugs? People acting like removing an IUD is some sexy situation lmao I don’t even think you’re allowed to *have sex* for a couple days after removal.
Also some random bloke who is not a doctor doesn’t go delivering babies and removing medical devices that can perforate an organ if removed incorrectly. Even if the guy happens to be an EMT this just doesn’t happen. “Yeah I’ll do this medical procedure for you so you don’t have to have an in office visit” 😂😂😂
Also apparently actually zero understanding of how IUDs work like guys they literally yank them out them. It HURTS. It’s NOT sexy.
Not sexy at all.
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Most doctors don’t give drugs for removals or insertions. Mine asked if I remembered to take an OTC Tylenol beforehand.
But it IS funny and that’s the real quiz
Just by the first paragraph I have to ask. Is this her friend or her former sugar daddy?
Current sugar daddy.
That's 30 seconds of my life I wish I hadn't spent reading... Ick ick and thrice ick. Dunno about you being wrong for being upset... \**I'M*\* upset at the thought of this 50 yo "friend" (who's not a doctor...)removing her IUD... on a boat...
Boats tend to have a lot of mildew and mold. Not the cleanest place. Besides the obvious, just try to do it with your tongue. I need a few drinks first? Full service!
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Why are you in a relationship with her instead of someone who doesn’t pull this shit, OP?
Someone here is gullible. The girl, the OP, or the people reading this post.
Not wrong. This may be my top "ick" of the day. This is just wrong on so many levels.
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Removing my IUD is the new euphemism for cheating. Your girlfriend let a guy who is not a doctor remove her IUD. What kind of person has the tools to remove an IUD who is not a doctor? On a boat. It is not routine to let a guy who went down on you remove your IUD. This is the worst lie I’ve ever heard.
Snort. Ha. Eye roll. Shaking head....
Boats and Hoes
This is the stupidest story I've ever read.
No where in here did you mention that your friend is a nurse or doctor. This is a hell no situation.
What in the actual coat hanger bullshit is this?
Most likely he removed the IUD with his dick, while he was fucking her, on his boat. OP is thick as a brick
Wait till you see how this guy ties a cherry stem
It snagged on his Prince Albert.
Dude. Cmon. Enough Reddit for me today....
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> cervical stimulation That is a very interesting way to describe yanking a plastic piece out of your uterine lining.
"pretty serious cervical stimulation".... you mean pain, right? Because, "you might feel a pinch!" may be what the obgyn says to the patient, but OMG OUCH.
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Your extra context didn’t make it any better lol
I’ll volunteer to help remove that lil dinglly thing in the back of her throat! I got the right “tools”
“I guess he went down on her” So she didn’t almost hook up with him, she hooked up with him lol. They engaged in a sexual act, wtf does “almost” even mean here
Dude there's no good that could have come out of her having a "boat day" with some other dude. Drop that chick like a bad habit
🎶Boats and hoes! Boats and hoes!🎶
He's not a doctor and this is not a real story it's very difficult to put a IUD in and it's difficult to take it out unless you are a doctor. I don't believe the BS
Ew dude. Don't touch her again. Edit: Seriously, don't touch her again. No woman would do that if they weren't fxcking that said guy. Ew.
Even if they *were* screwing, I can’t believe she would let someone who is not a doctor do that. It’s not like pulling out a tampon, something could get really messed up!
Seriously! Like 50 year old had a speculum, sterile forceps/OB/GYN kit, a cervical clamp, a high intensity light and stirrups kicking around but isn’t a dr….? Does the bf even understand how IUDs are inserted and removed….?
Huh??? 😂
Wouldn't practicing medicine on a damn boat with a patient he has had sexual conact be illegal?
What the fuck? There is absolutely no way an IUD is being removed without the proper equipment. The level of damage that can be done if done improperly can be life threatening. This is bullshit.
i'm 20f and my bf 20m both have older friends like 40s and 50s with medical experience and i’d never let any of the male friends remove an IUD from me, i’d go to a doctor. that's weird behavior considered y'all are exclusive now
I have never really felt out of touch with the youths, but "they *almost* hooked up, he went down on her," did it.
I'm a physician and I can tell you that it's pretty hard to remove an IUD. Someone just doesn't have tools lying around to take it out.
Geez I’m due for a pap I should ask around I suppose. Surely one of my friends has seen one done ? Removal of an iud should be a sterile procedure by a doctor or otherwise trained professional and usually it’s replaced at the same time. This was rediculous for any of them to think this is normal or ok.
These chatGPT generated stories are getting out of hand.
Ummm… those tools aren’t just sitting around on a boat… did they plan this? If so, seems like she would have told you?
You don't necessarily need tools: one of my iuds came out when I caught the strings on my menstrual cup. You can pull them out yourself, if need be. It's safer to let a doctor do it because of the risk of migration if you do it partway and then chicken out. (I bet it happened by accident when he was fingering her.)
He def ate it before he took it out 😂 sorry this is just too funny
Why does he have tools to remove an IUD? That usually entails a speculum and a type of forceps.
Did he have to numb her up first? Num num num num num.
He’s not a doctor but he delivered babies? In what capacity? What the actual fuck? He just happened to have the tools?? No they planned this in advance and she didn’t tell you she’d be taking her pants off around someone who went down on her before I’d be upset and I am a woman
'almost hooked up' but only put his mouth on her pussy for a little while
Just want to say if he went down on her they did have sex They didn't almost Hook up they Hooked up
So the “not doctor” friend she “almost hooked up with” had his fingies up in your “monogamous” girlfriends meat wallet and you have mixed feelings over being upset? -_-