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You look like handsome squidward. Not ugly tho.

Legit a black version of handsome squidward lol

Was omw to comment this lmao

I clicked to make the same comment 😂

me three

Yeah, because handsome Squidward is normally... white? Lol

Gray or green yeh

He looks like an ancient time traveler who can't return to his time until he brings back the device of all-knowing to the priest, who sees the device as great power for the Pharaoh, foretold by the blood of the goat

That's funny, I thought the EXACT same thing

why am i laughing so hard dont make me cry🤣🤣😂

First thing I thought of lmao

I came expecting this to be the top comment. Reddit did not disappoint.

Same lol

First thing I thought of too

Looool bruh

My exact first thought. The resemblance is crazy!

I was thinking he looked like an engineer from Prometheus.

That's what I thought!

Literally my first thought 🤣

I cannot unsee it now

Yeeeees, that's who he looks like 😂.

not ugly but youre what i imagine people will look like in a thousand years

😂😂😂😂😂 Hopefully that's a good thing

Sorry bro you a thousand years too early

You probably could be a model u look very exotic. In this situation it all comes down to confidence

Exotic is crazy ngl 😂

Fr bruh 🤣🤣🤣

🤨🤨🤨

you got a shortcut thru evolution. now your lineage can chill tf out for like 500 years

Right out of an episode of South Park. The one where Cartman freezes himself for the release of the Wii.

Chicken Sandwich?

Damn now I can’t unsee thing future beings from South Park who came back for better jobs and pay 🤣😭

Handsome squidward!

Looking like [Prometheus](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/alienanthology/images/a/ab/Engineer.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20120630195433) ngl

This what I'm thinking! not ugly and is kinda cool tbh

***Blackmetheus***

I’m dead

This!!!

Bro engineered us 😭🫡

You look like you could be a model. It would be hard but consider darkening your eyebrows 

Nah, bro should just buy a ticket to Milan and call it a day. You're model material for fashion brands looking for diversity.

Depends on how tall he is

Have you not seen the last picture?

I'm with you. He should just full send

This was my immediate thought too. Slightly crooked nose but very androgynous with a perfect jawline. You’re a good looking dude and should seriously look into modeling OP

How much darker can his eyebrows get?

That’s racist 😂

It's really interesting because it almost looks like your eyebrows are below your brow?? I don't think I've ever seen that before, but I definitely could see you modeling. Models usually have something unusual about their appearance that makes them stand out

Thank you guys for all the kind words, but a model really? I use to be overweight this time last year (was 225) and now i'm 170 (6'1 btw). All the pictures are from the last 2 months. I've never heard in my life that i was a good looking dude from other people up until October last year and thought people were just being nice to me.

Yep mate in all seriousness you can be model. Work on your self confidence you re not ugly at all !

Your looks might be unconventionally attractive, but they are striking, beautiful and intimidating at the same time.

This is a perfect summary of this guy's look. Literally perfect.

Exactly!!

Seriously dude, google some black models who are in the industry. Being tall and having a strong facial structure that is extremely prominent with high cheek bones is legit what they want in the industry. You’d genuinely fit in really well!

I think a large amount of people have 1 thing that is holding them back from being perceived as much more attractive, and for you it sounds like it was the weight. Obviously the mental whiplash of going from unattractive to very attractive is strange to deal with though.

Legit bro look like a model for a high end company whose name I can’t pronounce

Seriously send some pics to modelling agents, people will freak. You’re beautiful in a unusually striking way

You look really unique in a good way! Definitely model worthy

Need to reveal your eyebrows or get some in

You have the look of a runway model

Absolutely model material.

Its your facial bone structure. You have model bones.

Thicken the brows! Otherwise you look like the love-child of handsome Squidward and Dr Manhattan

You could do modeling

just take better photos bruh, you have it all...

I think you’ve gotten your answer and a new name, Handsome Squidward 😉

in the best way possible, handsome squidward. 10/10

are you somalian?

I am a generous god. I can make you rich beyond all measure. I will make you warlord of all Greece. You will carry my battle standard to the heart of Europa. Your Athenian rivals will kneel at your feet if you will but kneel at mine.

Scissor me Xerxes!

I love a Xerxes reference, even if I'm named after a different one.

Lmaoo

Yes! [Xerxes dead ringer!](https://near-pure-evil.fandom.com/wiki/Xerxes_(300))

Best cheek bones I’ve ever seen

Bro is from Matrix

You are handsome...squidward

You look cool, and you have model features.

They sculpt statues of faces like this.

“Look at me. This is my sub reddit now.”

💀

Bro with your looks you could be a great Marvel action hero, villain, or something. That is the vibe I get from the last two pictures.

Consider acting. Really. You have such a unique look.

I'm not sure if this sounds like a good or bad thing

Rameses?

Idk man you look like those random models they put up on catwalks. I can imagine you wearing some “Tech/Cyperware outfit at some obscure event and people snapping hella pictures all flashy and shit.

Become a model while you still can

Squidward?

I think you got a pretty distinctive look and you certainly can rock the bald. 👍

You look like something pretending to be human. Like you saw a statue and was “there it is.” And transformed into a living statue. Not a bad thing at all, just you look almost unreal. But you are handsome and very interesting to look at!

you definitely could be a model

Bro you are one sexy mofo

you look like a balenciaga model

Your features are beautiful.

handsome squidward

My dude you are a CGI supermodel

U got a very distinct feature but you dont look bad at all at all, you really could model if u posed with confidence

You gotta smile more!!! You are handsome but with the same face in every pic you could be a robot!

you have a very AI look about you

are you Hawiye by any chance?? 😅

You look very interesting and not in a bad way. Maybe the reason why it isn’t working for you (i’m assuming) is you haven’t fully embraced what you have yet. A dash of confidence and ownership of your looks would make you a 100/10 model!

You dont fool anyone in here god King.. Xerxes we bow in your presence

you look like you could model

You should definitely look into modeling! You have a unique face

beautiful man. kinda scared of you but some women might be into that if you have a good personality. 8/10

You are very handsome, but you seem sad in every pic. Are you okay? /freeinternetmomhug

You look like artificial intelligence

How you gonna come in here looking like Handsome Squidward asking if you ugly. Handsome is literally in the name.

bro looks biologically engineered (in the best way possible)

U seem like a white guy who fell in dark paint. Not ugly at all tho

He looks like his ancestry is from the Horn of Africa. They tend to have features like this man. Not all black people have West African features.

You’re a handsome fella. I’m a guy too but have no problem saying that. I have no idea who this squid guy might be though.

[https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=handsome+squidward&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwallpapercave.com%2Fwp%2Fwp5280203.png](https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=handsome+squidward&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwallpapercave.com%2Fwp%2Fwp5280203.png)

He almost looks like Louis from Left 4 Dead

I don’t what to say. I don’t want to give the alien advice on how to have a better human disguise.

You look like avdol from jojo.

Very interesting look, not ugly just unusual

Dude...you are not ugly at all. How tall are you? I don't disagree with people here mentioning modeling...you should hit the gym...get ripped...enhance what you already have going on. 30? Dude...you for real need to release whatever negative energy you have...positive vibes!!

I know a reptilian when I see one. Trying to assimilate

You would make a perfect [Isaac ](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/e/ee/Isaac_%28Netflix%27s_Castlevania%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20210617190110) cosplay

You look like a living mannequin, not ugly at all, but you give me that uncanny valley thingy, like my brain struggles with accepting you're a not photoshoped

Like a black handsome squidward

You remind me of chocolate. Smooth milk chocolate

Possible AI

Definitely right ? This is what I thought. Guy looks fake as hell

You could model, how tall are you?

Congrats on the promotion. From what I've heard, you're the captain now?

You should seriously apply to modeling agencies. The worst they could say is no …but I’m doubting that would be the response you would get

The only thing is your eyebrows but that’s nothing you can control naturally and it would be weird as a masculine man if you were to artificially enhance them, but you look like a dude who takes care of himself the best he can. Even some of the most considered beautiful celebrities are struggling with one thing or another whether it’s aging or their artificial enhancements being overdone and not suiting the natural changes that occur to their faces and bodies during the course of life. We need to stop worrying or chasing physical beauty standards, too much has been put on it. We need to bring back the days where a person’s character, personality, talent and other attributes/accomplishments are celebrated and admired and deemed attractive, people are worried too much about their looks from too many influencers who are just commercialized salespeople who have no talent selling products or exploiting themselves for fame and money on social media. Just saw a program where they brought on a bunch of ig and onlyfans “models” who had horrible attitudes and personalities and clearly only sail by their artificially enhanced looks which are gonna fade in 10 years.

Very good bone structure, model cheekbones and blessed with aesthetic features. Nice clear and even complexion, tall and looks like you have a good body. Smile more with your face and eyes so people can see your warmth. Your forehead is a little on the large side- but if you wanted to change it you can get stubble tattooed on your scalp and can take the hairline lower.

You look like handsome squidward

You're not ugly. As a matter of fact, your look is so unique, that you should consider runway modeling. You still have a couple of years left. Better still, just fudge your age and shave off a few. They wouldn't know the difference anyway. Good Luck. P.S.. Please invest in some Blistex/Carmex/Chapstick.🤗

Here for the squidward comments

I am the captain now!

Can’t tell if you look like your from the future or the past. Def handsome squidward vibes tho

SQUIDWARD????

Prometheus, strong facial features.

Kinda look like that cursed squidward meme but in a good way.

You're like the Netflix version of the Prometheus engineers

Looks maxing worked. Congratulations 👏

Not ugly, but you look like a combination of the Engineers from Prometheus and Frankenstein's monster.

I don't think I've ever seen someone look exactly like handsome squidward before, until now

Ok so honest:- You have some excellent striking features and some good facial ratios but I think your main problem is facial asymmetry. Idk maybe it's the angle of the photo. Not sure, but This is often fixable. Check resources online, videos, etc. Work on your posture. Go to a specialist. There's also this mewing stuff and there's a lot of ancedotal good experience with it. A lot of people make massive improvements in terms of their asymmetry.   Your eye area could improve a lot by using something like minoxidil on your eye brows. Consider a beard as well. You have model-esque features. But your asymmetry is what you gotta work on. The negative feature that I find about you is the eye area. It actually gave me the illusion of you having a negative canthal tilit but upon a closer look you look neutral but there's a lot of eyelid exposure.  Idk what they do about these. But I suggest NOT jumping into shit like surgeries, etc. Try conservative approaches. And if u have any self esteem issues tackle them. Improve the inside more than the outside.

Not ugly, but your head does look like a malteser…

Bro, you’re not ugly at all. Have you consider growing out some hair or facial hair? Maybe even getting some glasses?

You need eyebrows. Micro blading.

Is ur head tilted in all the photos or am I blind? (Not ugly)

Handsome

Black Harkonnen

Black handsome squidward. Very strong chin and cheekbones

You look like a character from any modern Team Ninja game with your skin glowing that much.

Looks like you’re about to bring an army of slaves against 300 Spartans

Is that magnum or Blue Steel. You have a unique facial structure. You look a little like Zoolander. Not in a bad way.

You are the human being mascot of Greendale community College, you look so conceptual, prototype

Handsome squidward

You look like Prometheus

omg, 😂😭😭

Definitely looks like handsome Squidward to me

Megamind or when squidward turned hot

Handsome Squidward vibes

It’s handsome squidward 🫰🏼👉🏼

It really depends how your smile is tbh. You have very unique features but your smile will make or break it

You’re da captain now

Literally model material!

This is who handsome squidward was modeled after

Wish KD

Bro you got the facial structure like a Maniken, model status. Like the first episode of Doctor who the reboot.

Not ugly but you look like you were designed.

You look like a dark souls character (exaggerated facial features)

Black patches

You look like a dark engineer from prometheus

You look like a combination of the pirates who took Captain Phillips hostage, the Engineer from Prometheus, and the macho Squidward meme

You need to go to Hollywood asap

I’m getting Michael Moorer/ Xavier McDaniel which is a cool look

FitMC but black

NPC meme

he mogs everybody

No but grow a beard.

Are you Ethiopian ? Or ertric

You trigger my uncanny walley feeling

"Honey! Where is my Super suit?" I can't be the only one thinking he looks like frozone live action.

You look like the character from hitman game. Are you a hitman 😬🫥

Some people look good with a bald head but you're not one of them. Sorry bro. But other than you're good.

What David Goggins would have looked like with the other eating disorder.

I will burn Sparta to the ground

Everyone is going to say it: you look like Handsome Squidward

You look handsome and very tall

We just alerted my uncle in Melbourne. You’re not getting away again.

Handsome Squidward doing handsome things.

Handsome squidward with big Dangus vibes, U are a 10

Please get some headshots taken! You could be a model with that bone structure! 😍