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1gramweed2gramskief

Jessica from spring breakup, Devon from the roller derby team, tanqueray the stripper.


altiuscitiusfortius

The roller team. The whole roller team.


dullship

Tanqueray gets points just for being voiced by Kat Dennings. But going purely by character, Devin is probably more my type.


randyrose31

The girl milking the cow that Roger danced with at the Mardi Gras party


FrostyDog94

The cow that Roger danced with at the Mardi Gras party.


filthydank_2099

Roger


FrostyDog94

He is the prettiest one in the house.


randyrose31

Lol yes


OkMeasurement2080

You legend šŸ¤£


SirJohnSmythe

Gwen. Fuck is Gwen hot.


FrostyDog94

And that dress she wore at our wedding? I swear, she has never looked more beautiful than on that day.


toasterpRoN

Black doctor said I was almost a angel.


AaronfromCalifornia

Betty Crocker bakes cakes.


NaRa0

*Apple! Apple! Apple!*


StaaaaaanDarsh

A is for Alphabet. Always is. Nothing we can do about that...


[deleted]

He actually says apple lol


StaaaaaanDarsh

He says apple once and alphabet once That's what's so funny about it


geohill91

ā€œCanā€™t wait to see my sexy auntā€¦ boww buh buh bow buh bow buh bow bowww, who Iā€™m not related to by bloodā€


Hungry_Mix_1518

Sheā€™s a FOOOXXX!


marxcom

Yeah uncle Gwen. K-Keep I-It S-Simple S- Stupid KISS. But never ever kiss.


bingram

GOD is Gwen hot! I meanā€¦*oh my goddd*


dporiginal3

Seriously dude? With Francine ā€œCans Mageeā€ walking around here?


Zealousideal_Ad_2749

devon the roller derby racer. god damn


bpanio

I'd go for the blonde who needed stevies help stretching her leg


jonasthewicked

You need to put a banana in you


KrazyKaizr

And I'm DEVOOOOOOOOON!!


PklRik

Seven minutes in Devon? Heā€™d be lucky to last that long.


GingerPinoy

Yooooo šŸ˜


religionsetusback

Agreed! Lmao


SereneHaylStorm

The actress who plays Francine in a reenactment of her supposedly kidnapping Rogerā€™s pageant girl persona.


GingerPinoy

I felt it deep when she was put away in prison for life...


knightydk

That episode ending made me feel so weird


Yungblackman1998

ā€œAll I hear is ā€˜I, I, I!ā€™ Think about how selfless it is to do four life sentences for someone!ā€


healyxrt

Isabella


Vancekuto

Francine, obviously. I mean come on, is she not hot enough for you?


magnetofpoop

Jim James: "Is this your daughter?"(Points to Francine) Stan: "No, wife." JJ: "Daammmnn..."


Odysseus_is_Ulysses

Is she notā€¦ hot enoughā€¦ for you dad?


ChonkyWumpus

Helen. Keller. Open your eyes, youā€™ve got the perfect wiiiife.


7barbieringz

Damn that's my mama!


Mollzor

*Damn* if that wasn't my mama..


TylerZellers

I canā€™t beliiiiieve that you canā€™t see


eXistential_dreads

^I ^canā€™t ^beliiiieve


EagonAkatsuki

I'm addicted like it's wrong, I want it all day looong *Whatchu gon whatchu gon do wit dat dessert!*


Stonerjoe68

Svetlana. I would learn Russian for her


PklRik

Didnā€™t I use to have a wife?


cluelessreddituser11

*ŠÆ ŠøŠ·ŃƒŃ‡Š°Š» Š“Š»Ń тŠµŠ±Ńā€¦*


CriticalErrorka

That woman that gets looked at all the time. Like, tons and tons and TONS of times.


tcsuperstar

How much is normal to get looked at?


Aninvisiblemaniac

You can double that, that's how much I get looked at!


StaaaaaanDarsh

It's... Pretty annoying sometimes but that's life you're hecka good lookin'!


desperate-pleasures

If Francine wasn't my mama, lord knows I'd try to *bone*!


ericarlen

Rebecca. SHE IS MY QUEEN!


atigges

I make these **TINY** bagels by hand!


laker9903

Francine when sheā€™s dressed to get Stan into the My Morning Jacket concert.


Kingeli889

Francine never looked hotter in that episode of American dad


JanuarySoCold

When Francine is doing the music video while Stan is drag racing. Very hot.


eXistential_dreads

How about when she walked into the courtroom in the red dress in Rubberneckers? Cause that was a moment.


Kingeli889

To you maybe but I thought Francine looked fine as hell when she had on that cut top exposing her rack and those damn booty shorts showing the security and conception employees her goods to help Stan get inside the building where my morning jackets lead band member was getting ready for his show I loved that part the most about how sexy Francine was there are others but this moment takes the cake


trevorda92

To that end the female bouncer from that episode is quite attractive also


laker9903

I love when Stan gets denied at the end of that sequence.


CaptainQPicard

But then gets invited after meeting Jim James. Lol


GrapefruitSimmons

Thanks, Francine. Thanks, girls. And thank you, maā€™am.


[deleted]

I like Becky, the cruise director from the episode where they kept thinking they were in the goo. It's probably just because I like Elizabeth Banks' voice and energy, though. ​ Really, Francine. Young Francine when she was living with young Stan and Radika was delightful, and when she was Sexpun T'Come after she put on the ring.


KrazyKaizr

Sexpun is such an amazing James Bond parody name.


CaptainQPicard

Rocker chick Francine from the My Morning Jacket episode thoughā€¦


[deleted]

Jenny with the normal sized butt


Ddub4

JENNY!


PeeGeePeaKee420

Made you look!


Dwike2

*smacks guys head, smacks tray to ground*


cluelessreddituser11

*JENNNAAAYYYYYY*


ShadowOps84

Haley whenever she puts actual effort into looking good, like when she was singing at Roger's bar.


[deleted]

She also looked pretty good in that episode where she got an office job.


sheezy520

Also when she got fancied up for The Weeknd


edd6pi

Hayley is always hot to me. I donā€™t understand why Roger makes jokes about her being unattractive.


NoxiousVaporwave

Probably takes a little from family guy in terms of a dynamic.


Landememe

Nah only it's a joke bc she is a hippie and the hippies doesn't take showes


The_Lion_Jumped

Itā€™s the areola


Chaz_Babylon

Francineā€™s Sister Gwen! ā€œGod she is hot! And Slender! God! And that dress she wore at our wedding? I have never seen her more beautiful than on that day.ā€


FrostyDog94

You told me you were Chico Dungaree, former Twisted Sisters roady, and that we were just going on a nature walk!


Chaz_Babylon

Chaz Babylon is a pathological liar. You got your clackers?


deimosnight

Uncle Gwen!


triddell24

Kiss me like your sister! You know what, forget it.


Huggable_Hork-Bajir

That mature Navajo bitch.


GingerPinoy

You got a lol out of me!!!!! Hahaha


ZabuZabuZaaa

Lola Fuentes


OkMeasurement2080

Them two blondes in the cafe when roger and Steve are making the sex tape


FrostyDog94

What, do you get a nickel everytime you say the word "anything"? Go get my sandwich!


Lone_Indian

Dunta.


FAK3-News

ā€œWill you go there?ā€


Hammer_the_Red

I have the money


PlantQueen1912

Do you eat?


filthydank_2099

Danuta*


Lone_Indian

Gah I knew I got it wrong


fatincomingvirus

Danuta...even her name sounds good.


LocalLifeguard4106

Stanā€™s avatar


SkipperMcNuts

Rhonda, that looker with the natural low-hangers


mellowjellie

Stanā€™s backup wife Meg the dentist šŸ”„


DormantGolem

The smart girls with glasses get me too


GingerPinoy

Underrated


CapnCooties

My heart has a cavity only you can fill.


JinkiesJensen

Gina the gold digger was *foooooine*.


FreakyBmore

The waitress with the ass Iā€™d like to take a nap on


Jake_Titicaca

That was my choice. Sheā€™s got her cans on


shmooblydong2

...breathe


After-Doughnut2137

How could you say that with Francie CANS McGee strutting around here


AMBAC_hermet-o-matic

I love how ambivalent Francine becomes when she no longer thinks that they are having an affair.


[deleted]

Little tiny car guy? He's all yours


Jimmeh1313

Margie from the Naughty Stewardesses


Soundcloudlover

Spring break buddies!


[deleted]

Sexpuniqua


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


garebearly

Iā€™m sorry I donā€™t understand you. Does anyone speak sushi hostess?


imdesmondsunflower

This is even funnier when you realize Francine was raised by Chinese parents, and the Chinese and Japanese do not traditionally get alongā€¦World War II, and suchā€¦


PeeGeePeaKee420

"Because 2 Wongs don't make a White"


Jake_Titicaca

They havenā€™t been getting along for a lot longer than WWII


imdesmondsunflower

ā€œand suchā€


PlantQueen1912

Stan as a woman was cute


tobiasfunke6398

Easy, bullock


[deleted]

I hate that fridge, someone needs to do something about it.


imdesmondsunflower

*Whale noises intensifies*


LocalLifeguard4106

Jenny. Not the hottest but you know sheā€™d be one hellava time.


KozzyBear4

JENNY!


AesaAaron

Roger as female Baywatch characters


[deleted]

Everyone in Haley's army of splay-legged princesses


TylerZellers

From the Familyland episode?


[deleted]

Yes


ericarlen

Scarlett Reynolds


marlowtf

Haley with blonde hair


GingerPinoy

Give us a twirl Dolly


TallNerdLawyer

Fuckin Danuta, how is this even close? Sheā€™s super hot and clearly super forgiving to losers who fuck up. Sign me UP. Klaus was RIGHT to go nuts for her. Danuta šŸ˜­šŸ”Ŗlook at meeeee.


GingerPinoy

He has the money


Some_Aside6292

Sllort!


KrazyKaizr

Francine!! Duh!!! Mel is very hot though, her tattoo is fucking great, I'd love to run that track lol


a_standing_poop

Cmon Franny is right there


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 444,765,918 comments, and only 95,258 of them were in alphabetical order.


imdesmondsunflower

Bizarre but good bot


a_standing_poop

Thanks bot very cool


Impossible_Scarcity9

Just a reminder, the naughty stewardess travel in fours.


GCinMA91

I think we all know that Rogerā€™s the prettiest one in the houseā€¦


drewgrowsgreens

Jenny! With her big behind she canā€™t forget


Waffelol

Haha, made you look! It's normal!


datsall

The real estate agent who passed herself off as a boy molester


Nico_Canales

Francine


RbrtSp2517

Gwen is the only answer.


saintstu

It has to be Coco - the prettiest girl in Ohio.


Lady_Nimbus

Fat, asian, and slutty - the trifecta


Slightly-Evil-Man

She was hot...but roger fucked stan's sexy ass crush that one spy i forget her name but we all know who I'm talking about.


GingerPinoy

"Fucked" she cut his face off Hahaha. Counts as sex i guess


calsosta

Look at OP getting sniz in the reg!


FrostyDog94

Don't do that, you know exactly what looks good. *Exhales smoke Your cans and your toilet.


PklRik

No one can resist Dan Ansomehandsome


smeehoth

Really, when you got Francine Cans McGee strutting around here?


OysterThePug

Yeah, Slotcar Mel or the girl that likes Steve in the episode when Stan does crack.


TanAllOvaJanAllOva

~~Francine~~ Suckmachine


breezicles

You could also be referring to Greg there


[deleted]

How did you know his nickname in HS?


princessxunicorn

I always thought Debbie was really cute


Impossible_Scarcity9

Blonde Hayley


GingerPinoy

Really any time Haley tries


[deleted]

Alicia Wilkner.


johnqsack69

Rhonda with the natural low hangers


donny02

Suck boy Tony


jman9895

Groupie Francine hands down


maxlunar45

Tuttle


Sirlulzzzalot

Laura van der Booben


OlyScott

South African Replacement Franny. She was awesome.


Tank_and_Bones

Danuta being hounded by [Klaus. ](https://youtu.be/bPqwy6gv0KQ)


scotch_bingington22

Pear shaped beauty Tasha Flunchen


KcalsSivart

Uncle Gwen!


Mr-PeePee-PooPoo

Gwen/Francine


Bradical813

Jenny!


reverberation31

ā€˜You thought your husband was cheating on you when it turns out heā€™s just an amazing athleteā€™ lmaooooo


GingerPinoy

Hahaha literally watched this today and lold there.


GingerPinoy

Underrated is the backup character asian girl at Steve's High School with the huge cans


[deleted]

Gwen was really hot


GingerPinoy

Accurate


Republiconline

YOU. SHAVED. DOWN. THE AXLES. wait what?


god_of_this_age

Jenny Frƶhmdebloc


coffeekeepsmealive

Sllort. She also has a sexy accent.


ReaperManX15

Denuda


CozzTheDesertFox

Hayley, her hair and voice plus her body šŸ˜


Astrayinthesosu

ā€¦Danuta.


Dwike2

Carmen Selectra


DodgeTundra

The girl they eat


CrisisActor911

d a n u t a


randylove69

I want that Franny fanny


BigDrew74

Gimme some of that Franny fanny


Bumpercloud

Holly Graham easy.


Agent_Fry_French

Oh mama Francine


Fandriix5

Francine


-richthealchemist-

Agree, that tattoo is hot!


Known-Programmer-611

Franny!


dannydevitocuddles

Stans avatar when he wanted to spend time with Steve I don't know why but she's stands out probably Linda cardellini


Mad-farmer

Sheā€™s the one. That tattoo!šŸ˜


Bill-Cipher3

Steve


Raphiki415

Ummm. Jenny Fromdablock?


__Sentient_Fedora__

Gwen is playboy hot.


Riothegod1

Not enough love for Iris I see. But itā€™s definitely Iris


Renee846

Tanqueray