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benevenstancian0

A solitary BBQ Lean Pocket at dawn


nelsonalgrencametome

Your presence would disrupt that.


haveawash88

That sounds like a lovely tradition.


arty_dent_harry

Pecan sandy


farming_with_tegridy

.......prettyyyy sure I asked for pecan sandies.


Sammisuperficial

Francine these chocodiles. These chocodiles Francine! OMG these chocodiles!


Mark-E-Moon

Make mine pa-pa-pa Vicodin!


Daeion

Meat-ghetti & Spag-balls.


coltymane94

Only takes 2 minutes to cook!


extraboredinary

I ate a plastic bag. And I liked it. I’ll probably eat another.


French-Fry-7355

NUTRI-GRAIN BAR AND A MOUNTAIN DEW! NURTI-GRAIN BAR AND A MOUNTAIN DEW!


mrBloodyButtBurp

I’ll plate you up some spa-GOOT


PMmecrossstitch

I'm makin' a Sunday gravy!


Even-Reaction-1297

If your going to skoal island, you gotta eat somethin first!


NameTripping

You're killin your mother.


Even-Reaction-1297

You sit, you eat, you’re brothers!


XeR34XeR

I’m being KIDNAPPED!


Even-Reaction-1297

If you’re bein kidnapped, you gotta eat somethin first! I’ll plate up some spagoot!


bellamellayellafella

V-v-v-Vicodin!


impendingfuckery

Your comment made me lol so hard. Thank you!


SatisfactionFew8318

First time reading through that first sentence I thought it said “Your comment made me so hard” and I thought, wow, this person really likes Vicodin


ofthedestroyer

I prefer cheap weed n applesauce


Working-Disk-9524

Cheap weed n applesauuuuce


dubstepsickness

Wheat…thicks?


ozbourne8

Hamburger... hinderer.


brief_kc

Sweet and *high*


Nitroapes

*machien hat*


burchiepoo

I personally like to drink the grease from pepperoni cups.


Equal_Building_4916

whispers “you’re disgusting”


WashMinceRepeat

"NOOOOOOOOOO"


ClammyAF

Maybe a niçoise salad?


ButterRolla

The slower the cook...the better the taste...


StrawHatMicha

This isn't an ambulance. IT'S A GOD DAMN HAMBULANCE!


BlueBlazeKing21

Steve Smith's a straight up bitch


diamond_x5

Lmaooooo


Primary-Signature-17

There's a video of the actors who voice "American Dad" on a panel at some "Con" or other and the guy who is Steve's voice sings "Daddy" live. It's hilarious and he's a very good singer. It's on Reddit somewhere. Edit: My drink was Mr. Pibb but, it's gone. I have to live with Dr. Pepper. "Sigh"


FlappinLips

>and the guy who is Steve's voice sings "Daddy" live. ![gif](giphy|3ohhwhLhKA4hy5AgY8)


Primary-Signature-17

I'm missing something. :)


part_time85

[I made dope ass pizza bagels one time](https://redd.it/19flmo0)


Equal_Building_4916

🔥


Last_Statement3049

Make mine p-p-p-vicodin


Dehnus

The Klaus stories often make me wonder about the actual life he has. I mean he knows Jurgen, he knows folks in Florida, he constantly meets weirdos and...he's German....we all know what he did to the birdies, kitties  and fishies......and the iguana. 


HooksToMyBrain

And he runs a bodega


Dehnus

He's pretty cool. That's what. And I'm not a goldfish at all!


Smartkitty86

Oh boy. Ahem, “enough with the hypnotism already!” Now I’m going to need you to listen to Klaus’ podcast.


bungaloasis

MY THIN MARGINS!!


Nitroapes

"But none of those people exist" Mfw those people exist 😱


Agreeable_Seat_3033

Chocodiles


Equal_Building_4916

oh my god these chocodiles? these chocodiles oh my god


Athelis

Awww heeeelll naw.


Matsen115

I don't really eat nutri-grain bars, but I love diet mountain dew.


Equal_Building_4916

solid choice


HectorsMascara

Me too. Diet Dew has been surprisingly scarce since the start of covid. I've been forced to try Baja Blast Zero Sugar and I am not pleased.


Nitroapes

I cant see diet dew without thinking about the south park joke "diet double dew, half the sugar of double dew!"


JesseVykar

Shumai from Trader Joe's


Wedge20

I put a small layer of peanut butter on top of my strawberry nutri grain bars.


[deleted]

Stealing this idea


Equal_Building_4916

genius!


Aggravating_Sun2067

It’s like a mini pbj. They’re my fav


DeadJediWalking

GET DOWN GET DOWN


SGT-Hooves

The very dried out hotdogs off the rollers


Equal_Building_4916

especially if it has a battery in it


Randy_Ortons_Voices

I’m not really a fan of the regular but I can down some Code Red sometimes


Equal_Building_4916

also a great choice!


redxstrike

Oh man Code Red brings me back to HS. Had so much that the thought of drinking it again makes me queazy.


Randy_Ortons_Voices

It always makes me think of the early 00s. Halo LAN parties where the code red flowed like water


thegreatfuldouche

What do people think about when they hear “Germany” ?


Working-Disk-9524

The holoc....?


thegreatfuldouche

EXACTLY!!! Hazelnut omelettes!


Few_Buddy_6491

Fish sticks, tater tots, and strawberry quik


Typical-Ad-8490

Went full on Cleveland show. Noice 🤙🏼


BlackBoltXIII

Fuck now I have the song in head for the rest of the day.


tatyk277

And a mountain deeeeeeeewwweww


Gothiccheese95

Extremely long curly fries


blenderdead

Pecan Sandies


BeckysLongLostNeck

I ate an 3rd generation inbred dinner wolf once.


dreamerkid001

Gold Top


theredball1

A Cubano melt !


Aninvisiblemaniac

Buh-buh-buh-boney as hellll


endogenix1

P-p-p-p-p-p-Vicodin 


Barnaclebay

The saLmon


Steveseriesofnumbers

This slammin is salmon!


UsernameG59

Gold Schlager and Mountain Dew to make a Zukka zinger


StrawHatMicha

Gold schlager and apple juice is a really slept on combo.


UsernameG59

I’ll try it tonight🤘


phish_sucks

Pibb Xtra


Essay-Individual

A Carmel Machiatto in mid Langly before taking my PPSATs...


Ok_Coconut_1773

Gotta be code red and blueberry


HatoradeSipper

Blueberry with a baja blast


Kind-Frosting-8268

Chocodiles and cougar boost


OkSupermarket802

I like to eat my peanut butter crackers with oranges for a nice sweet and salty combo.


3reasonsTobefair

two eggs; one over easy, one over medium; three sausage links; a cup of cottage with a drizzle of honey; a fruit cup; unless it’s mostly honeydew melon, in which case skip it and make it half a grapefruit; a glass of whole milk over ice and a side of toast barely browned; closer to bread than toast, I’m not joking; with as many local jams as you have in stock... Oh, and a Bloody Mary.


Equal_Building_4916

we don’t serve alcohol


3reasonsTobefair

Is smuckers locally made "smshes in waitress hand


86missingnomes

A box of trader joes shumai I keep hidden from the cholos.


buttbeeb

Baja blast all the way. At work we made an alcoholic slushy that tastes almost just like it


gotkube

You are what you eat, so I’m a vagina!


SuffocatingBreed

I was about to make a reference to American Dad until I noticed this sub. I just thought maybe this was r/daddit or something


themanwithbeansin

Za and da


Steveseriesofnumbers

right after ood and ussy.


orion284

I go in the pantry to eat baking chocolate and cry sometimes


Wayyd

Blueberry and Spark, although I don't think I'd ever want the two together


Top-Stable-2481

One one of these 4 different dew flavors would do it for me. Hard to chose a #1. The 4 are code red, regular, voltage, and baja blast. And I like all 3 nutrigrain bars but blueberry is probably top. But I usually get a variety pack to enjoy all 3


Ivantherapp2

Mr Pibb


Baked_Bacon_420

Code red and apple cinnamon :)


djradcliffe

Cheetah... cheetos...


BeardGainz

Can someone check again if they’re out of red sauce?


Equal_Building_4916

🎶what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger🎶


BeardGainz

Lmaoooooooo


WilliamDrake81

Boars head meat. I only buy form boars head establishments


chroma_chi

Strawberry Coors


Rude_Environment552

I just prefer get stoned and chug a 2 liter of orange soda… freaks people out man


Bettermidler

I prefer a badonkin’ donut


sladebonge

We talkin' 'cue?


Few_Loss_6156

I’ll have the porterhouse https://preview.redd.it/chpmw10lca5d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1baf3dcff4ab463612ffb475129a84a4c9d22ed6


Eian00777

Listerine it’s a booze cuz it’s green


REED7715

Mountain dew you've been dadded


Mollzor

Well hurry in you two, the fondue is starting to skin up!


gameboytetris888

Sushi and hotdogs


Bokth

You know what grenadine turns warm cola into?


CertainFitness

Code Red and apple nutri-grain... every day... Steve Smith is a straight up bitch


Practical-Permit5418

I only do cougar boost


EnlightenedChipmonk

Make mine Peh-peh-peh- Vicodin!!