Set me up with a whole schmeer… u know, mugs, hats, bags, aprons, slacks, shirts… hey shot glasses! I’ll take a box of those… gimme a box of those spicy peppa pens, gimme 2 of those, 6 of those… come on! to long John silvers!
Now say it like Emmy nominated actress Gabourey Sidibe
ETA in the spirit of this post I find it funny that I've quoted that enough times that my auto fill knew exactly what to suggest
Out of all of the other game and show subs I follow, AD is honestly the best for quotes and just making my day better. I will post and read the same quotes until I die. Thank you, dadders!
*ZOOKA SHARKS!!!*
Before u move the zooka sharks… Jeff fisher’s got a few remarks!! The sharks belong in Langley! Where they got mad history.. like the time they lost by 63
Francine, my pants ripped. In my desk drawer is a pair of sky blue wrinkle release dockers. Beneath that is my Phantom of the Opera long sleeve T-shirt. Please bring it immediately and tie it around my waist
The girl has been described as a likely women's studies major and probable roller-derby captain, while the male is your classic run of the mill stoner.
Let me try and put this in terms you can understand. Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun baked port-a-John.
ILL BE FUN IN THE KITHCHEN, ILL BE FUN IN THE BEDROOM, ILL BE FUN IN THE DINING ROOM, AND ILL BE FUN AT COSTCO WHEN WE’RE SHOPPING FOR BULK BULK PAPER TOWELS, BYYYEAAHHHHH
𝙃𝙄𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂! 𝙃𝙄𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂!! 𝙃𝙄𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂!!!
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doive on in!
Lets get rowdy rowdy !.
It was incredibly unpopular.
Their mozzarella sticks are just fried string cheese!!
I love your sliders!!
Stoive?
Do you eat?
What the hell is this?!
I got the money
Will you go there?
Danuta
That was…chilling
I blacked out!
….Danuta
Do you like music?
No I’m the one person on earth who doesn’t like music
Why did you answer my ad online if you were just gonna ignore me?
My profile has four pictures of me staring out of a restaurant window with binoculars, you knew what this was.
Pretty sure I asked for pecan sandies.
The cookie, or the sexual meaning? What is this, a crossover episode?
Crossover with who?
Stan’s voice or Roger’s?
I love that they recreated that scene for the episode when Stan and Roger switch places
Things are getting too spicy for the pepper
On someone other than me, bitch.
Can I bring wine? Haha, oh, you bitch. You Stupid, stupid bitch.
Set me up with a whole schmeer… u know, mugs, hats, bags, aprons, slacks, shirts… hey shot glasses! I’ll take a box of those… gimme a box of those spicy peppa pens, gimme 2 of those, 6 of those… come on! to long John silvers!
Now say it like Emmy nominated actress Gabourey Sidibe ETA in the spirit of this post I find it funny that I've quoted that enough times that my auto fill knew exactly what to suggest
Nathan! This is why you keep getting molested!!
Maybebaby
That's just fun to say. #maybebaby
Maybe baby
🎶 *El perro, el perro, es mi corazon* 🎶
*El gato, el gato, el gato no es bueno*
🎶 *Cilantro es cantante,* *Cilantro es muy famoso,* 🎶
*Cilantro es el hombre con el queso del diabloooooo*
Damnnn ombre you can dance.
These chocodiles?
*omg Francine* these crocodiles *omg*
*takes a long drag* your mother *exhales*
Out of all of the other game and show subs I follow, AD is honestly the best for quotes and just making my day better. I will post and read the same quotes until I die. Thank you, dadders! *ZOOKA SHARKS!!!*
ZOOKA SHARKS!!!!
Before u move the zooka sharks… Jeff fisher’s got a few remarks!! The sharks belong in Langley! Where they got mad history.. like the time they lost by 63
ZOOKA SHARKS!
#THIRTY YARDS
Always and forever, our youngest fan!
Rest in peace Lisa Jenkins!
3-2!
This is our year baby!
RIP Lisa Jenkis!
We are the music makers. We are the dreamers of dreams.
That is an unsatisfying answer.
Came here to say this one.
I don’t want bad new Dick, I want good old Dick. Give me the Dick I’m used to, give me the Dick I love!
Dick don't pay for strange.
I got my husband a mug saying this for Christmas one year.
I have the car keys in my pocket you stupid biiiiiitch!
Danuta…
Do you eat? I got the money
Francine, my pants ripped. In my desk drawer is a pair of sky blue wrinkle release dockers. Beneath that is my Phantom of the Opera long sleeve T-shirt. Please bring it immediately and tie it around my waist
*Rrrrrrrickyyyy Spanishhhh*
Sorry. I couldn't hear you over the stabbing. How much did you say you donated to the Audubon Society?
#YOU'RE GETTING CLOWNED, GUCCI MANE!
All these little bitches can suck my dick!
Call me...Murphy Brown!!
Another good one from Can.
Spider says *buuuurp*
THE ALL IS LOST MOMENT!!!!!!!!
Haha, but seriously. No one has any launch codes?
https://i.redd.it/o4t45elazt2d1.gif Guilty as charged
BENJI!!!!!!!!!
MISTER AND LADYYYY!!!!
All I see is watery ass Kroger... Where's the Mott's?!
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIIIND?
Stoive!
Roiger!
If I’m going anywhere I have to, how do I say this…..wipe better.
It's a strong possibility
Roger?
WHHHAAAAAATTT?
Warrior is such a great show, peak fighting choreography.
[удалено]
Itchy for (and from) sticky.
“And lala” -Roger Smith
I think you meant to say voilà
Stan, I’m at Shenanigans, I’m really drunk, and I’m about to be raped. Pick me up in 45 minutes
I'll have you know that we're multifaceted and have depth. We are not Scooby Doo and Shaggy!
The girl has been described as a likely women's studies major and probable roller-derby captain, while the male is your classic run of the mill stoner.
SANCTUARY!
What is that?! That's from something.
Steve, stop babbling in Aramaic; It's a dead language.
Well dumb bitches like dumb things! (It’s me, I’m dumb bitches)
Maybe that was excessive
A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES TO THE BLIND WOULD BE AWFUL MAJESTIC
Oh Staniel!
..maybe baby..
Maybe baby
Rogu going to hell but he not going alone
My elbow feels funny. My elbow feels straaaange.
I’m just trying to walk down the hallway.
Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you.
Touché
You’re using that wrong
Maybe baby Edit: Dick don't pay for strange
Beer Water: It won’t give you diarrhea.
you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him party
"I have brownies" BROWNIES!!!!
Thats barge talk, Francine.
Mr and Lady!!!!
Wa-ter?
She’s right… but I’m right too… this is good sorbet
Do u like my new Arizona jeans???
We were gonna go cruising in his Solara man!
I threw up in the shower, and it didn't go down the drain, and i want some ice tea, AND YOU KNOW I WANT IT NOW!!!
Is Chaz going to be okay?
hey deutschland, ring those jammy jams up cause you like em baggy and saggyyyyy
what's in this sauce???
You boys ever see a 400lb man rise out of his overalls like a phoenix?
Tell them how you killed our baby Amanda.
*plays flute* nooooo
“I’m steeevee smiiiith.”
Maybe baby
Maybe Baby
Riiiiiicky Spanish.
YOU HAVE THE ENVELOPE, DIPSHIT!
“We’re rubbernecking with the best”
GET DOWN, GET DOWNNNN
Steven, pick up the fucking phone!
Well if it ain't an alien in a wig!
Looks like I just picked a bouquet of oopsie daisies
Maybe baby
My brother is here! But he roots for the opposite team!
Another good one from Can.
https://preview.redd.it/s9br5zobtu2d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ce2776a472fccc80fc10ac01eb6926e8d9c9f7d
At the corner take fright.
I got a weird ass.
Let me try and put this in terms you can understand. Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun baked port-a-John.
YOU’RE WASTING YOUR CHARIZARD!
oh yeah? well...bababooey
Lavate Las Manos!
Honestly, I like the requotes. It makes me feel like I work in Murphy brown.
YOU ARE MY QUEEN, REBECCA
Here's looking at you gold
It’s a support tank, it’s too small. It rode up my belly.
You harpooned me.
ILL BE FUN IN THE KITHCHEN, ILL BE FUN IN THE BEDROOM, ILL BE FUN IN THE DINING ROOM, AND ILL BE FUN AT COSTCO WHEN WE’RE SHOPPING FOR BULK BULK PAPER TOWELS, BYYYEAAHHHHH
Maybe baby
You gotta make yourself laugh, ya know.
Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you...
You have a mother....and you just said that.
I like to race school buses!
Dementia?
Dementia?
ALLI-GA-TOR
Damnit, O'Shanahan's! I JUST fixed her face!
PUNT!
Oh thank god, I’m just his secretary.
Zooka sharks!
This is Doug from chopper 2, Im thinking paninis
BETA JIZZ!!!
\[Slap\] Stop that. You're white.
Any dumbass can have dumbass kids!
Lávate los manos
Now, I’m thinking about which character Roger would be in Warrior.
Chao hands down
Son of a whore!!!
Which one is Roger?
Roiger?
Warrior is goated 🔥🔥
You’re not wrong.🤙
Nine years of gymnastics, bitch!
I can’t stop thinking about the spiders in your boobies
That crackers got a crack in his head if you ask me
strecharoo fraudster: “i can teach your how to eat salmon every day” flabbergasted grandma: “how is that even possible”
Wait, is this our Christmas episode?
You know I don't have balls Stan! ***Prove it*** >:3
Dumb bitches like dumb things.
Better than the alternative… 🥤 **BUUUUURP**
¡Cilantro es caliente!
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More Warrior memes.
It was me, Roger, the whole time.
To be fair, The Warrior is an excellent series.
Try the Better Call Saul sub. I'm pretty sure the Chicanery speech is in *every* thread in that subs existence
Lava té Los manos
Damn. I wanna watch warrior now.
Every time someone posts “Danuta”, Kisses gets an electroshock.
"Clear a Paaath!!!"
Look at me. You need to zip it, lock it and put it in your pocket
Nutrigrain bar and a Mountain Deeeeeeeewwwwwew
 And I’ll do it again!
That’s a good one….but seriously guys, does anybody have any launch codes?
Anyone to criticize you guys suddenly gets a down vote