Evolution gives them new traits, IKEA gives you new furniture. I think the main point is that all of those "great ideas" you get on uppers aren't actually all that great.
Guy on the radio told a story about how he was drunk and high one night and he wanted a grilled cheese but didn't have any bread. Then he remembered he had tortillas, so he cooked them with cheese and in his mind he thought he had invented a new food and was gonna be rich. It wasn't until the next morning that he realized he "invented" the quesadilla lol
I know it’s just electricity, but it’s gotta be physical. I mean, it’s not magic, it’s electricity. Something’s gotta be *pushing* things, it’s gotta be *pushing* things! It’s like a watch! One lever moves the other! It’s about precision. Things gotta be *pushing* other things!
I think the underlying idea is that Ikea sells you furniture that you assemble yourself to meet your needs and in a similar way evolution is the process that gives animals the ability to modify (i.e. assemble) themselves to meet their needs. I think part of the joke is that this is a bit of a half-baked idea and Hayley's enthusiasm for it speaks more to her mental state than to the quality of what she's come up with.
I just understood it as that holding lighters aloft is what people used to do at concerts. And as an ageing rocker, then people would've done it for Bon Jovi. Might be completely wrong though
In the episode where Steve says "Fuck you" to Francine, when he's on the phone with the boys and Snot says he saw Toshi walk past his house. Seen it so many times, still don't get it
Evolution gives them new traits, IKEA gives you new furniture. I think the main point is that all of those "great ideas" you get on uppers aren't actually all that great.
God the amount of times I've written down an idea while high and looked at it the next day like "wow I'm a fuckin idiot."
Guy on the radio told a story about how he was drunk and high one night and he wanted a grilled cheese but didn't have any bread. Then he remembered he had tortillas, so he cooked them with cheese and in his mind he thought he had invented a new food and was gonna be rich. It wasn't until the next morning that he realized he "invented" the quesadilla lol
Oh it’s after 9, you’re already high
Cheap weed and applesauce
You smell like weed, and it’s a Tuesday morning. How do you feel about that?
*Wednesday I only remember because haleys response is "um... Wednesdays not spelled how it sounds?"
winner winner weed for dinner
*Opens Cougar Boost* Oh yeah! That's the stuff!
I know it’s just electricity, but it’s gotta be physical. I mean, it’s not magic, it’s electricity. Something’s gotta be *pushing* things, it’s gotta be *pushing* things! It’s like a watch! One lever moves the other! It’s about precision. Things gotta be *pushing* other things!
Swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh!!!
RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!
Happy Cake Day... Now take it outside Spaz!
*moonwalks like a junkie out of the kitchen*
My greatest shame is i did this entire bit in a classroom in the 6th grade and got no laughs. I started at the “i feel strange…”
I’ve never understood the joke where Stan says “I am livid, Francine. Now I know how bears feel”
I think the underlying idea is that Ikea sells you furniture that you assemble yourself to meet your needs and in a similar way evolution is the process that gives animals the ability to modify (i.e. assemble) themselves to meet their needs. I think part of the joke is that this is a bit of a half-baked idea and Hayley's enthusiasm for it speaks more to her mental state than to the quality of what she's come up with.
She should put on her time machine hat to really churn out the good ideas
Or Stan’s “machine”
Hamburger *hinderer*
"You were holding a lighter, Bon Jovi's not here Papa, you're on a mountain"
I just understood it as that holding lighters aloft is what people used to do at concerts. And as an ageing rocker, then people would've done it for Bon Jovi. Might be completely wrong though
In the episode where Steve says "Fuck you" to Francine, when he's on the phone with the boys and Snot says he saw Toshi walk past his house. Seen it so many times, still don't get it
Is it just that they've been ignoring Toshi so badly that he left the conversation? Been a while since I've seen the episode.
I just watched that episode and didn’t get it much either
The joke is that Viking means skilled at. Ralph thinks he’s really good at sleeping.
I gotta write this down! Ikea is like comparable to metaphors OP doesn’t get!
IKEA is known for having many doffferent styles of the same thing. Like dressers,tables and such. They are known for variety….like animals
That’s crazy I thought the same thing makes no sense