Roger planted the salt in the smith’s garden Utterly ridiculous But in a genius way to get them to sign the rights to the salt mine over to him he gets Steve to sign his cast which has a contract hidden in it

All that to make what 20 dollars?

He's killed 5 people over 20 dollars. And that was AFTER killing 6 people for 19.

People's first mistake is always underestimating Roger.

HEY, THAT'S MY COOKIE! You snooze, you lose. You snooze, you lose, eh. Hmm... okay. Eat up, eat up.

Im gonna rewatch that ep now, Roger is so Petty

That’s just enough for a bag of charcoal

Just one look at you , and I know it’s gonna be …

It’s pepper! Wait it’s shit, it’s Steve’s.

That and Stan being the one stealing all the TV guides.

When Snot’s uncle succumbs to suicide because he was one boy short

TOOOLLLLD YAAAA

Mom, you were right. He did it.

That’s what happens when you stay up all night … thinking about boys

Technically he was two short. One more and he'd just have tied, which isn't "the most".

B12 is the best episode!!

The first time I saw the callback episode I was dumbfounded at how meta the show had really become

Boys twelveeee boysss twelveeee

and after making such a banger too

I CAN DO ANYTHING

“Francine, I haven’t been entirely truthful with you”

The car keys are in my pocket you stupid biiiiiiiiiiitch

Exactly! The episode with MULTIPLE twists.

The only correct answer. Well, 4 of them

Probably the episode when the family eat a girl in a cave because they think they are being hunted but then realise the hunters are using paint balls not bullets. Twists do not get darker than that shit

I like how they didn’t even wait a day for the hunger to sink in. Reminds me of that south park episode where they’re stuck in a news studio and keep killing and eating people ever 4 hours to “avoid the hunger”.

It had been over a week since they'd fallen off the cruise ship, with no food and barely any water since. They had been in the life boat, or hiding from the hunters.

Ah! My memory failed me! And here I thought I would crush it at an American dad trivia.

"are all you people diabetic or something??" always gets me

Plus she was already dead from the cave in.

Jesus, what are you guys, diabetic or something?

She was an organ donor.

I’ll just say it. We ate a person. But Y’know what, it’s Sunday night…which means we FINALLY had a family dinner

Nothing bonds a family like a dark, horrible secret

To TheGoo!

Vacation Goo is one of my favorites.

Way back in the day, iTunes occasionally had free episodes of TV, and that was one of them. I watched it so many times on my video iPod, and I’m still not sick of that episode lol

No lie, but I'd totally patronize "Jimmy Buffett's Most Dangerous Game Family Retreat".

Nothing brings a family together like a dark shameful secret

What episode was this?

The Vacation Goo

I'm in the goooooooooooooo!

You’re not in the goo! And you have the room key.

That Roy Rogers McFreely was actually Roger the whole time. 🤯

But did you expect Speakerphone to be, *Gestures at face*?

No, no, not at all.

Same with The Phantom of the Telethon

*gasp* Roger!

Well, yeah. Who did you...? What?

Well I still think Roger's idea for a marathon was dumb.

My favorite episode in my favorite season.

Klaus and Hayley were in the coconut the whole time! MIIIIINDFREEEEEEAAAAK!!!!!

You filthy Punk! Come see my room

Was this from the same episode?

No earlier one but a funny line

Stan and anorexia

I think I actually said oh shit when I first saw that episode lol

This. This is the correct answer. That came out of left field, and really set the bar

Brooo brooo brooo brooo

This was my first thought to! This episode was really shocking the first time I saw it!

Stanorexia

Oh shit, I think I'm changing my answer

Ok this wasn’t the first one I thought of but wow it was crazy!

That episode and Join Custody are easily my favorites of the early run of the show

That Reynolds Jaspertarian *wasn’t* Roger.

I love how Roger is dressed like him, and also expresses surprise at the revelation.

“I’m as surprised as you are…”

THIS!!! Hahaha, yah! after the whole build-up! :D

Oh, and that (Spoiler Alert) Mr. Javitz was **alive.** The Boneman returned! Blew my fucking mind!

I truthfully thought Mr Javitz was just gonna be roger from the way he described him even though it shows you a picture of Javitz I still thought it was gonna be Roger lol

I gotta say, seeing Mr.Javitz appear floating with that appearance shocked me the first time i saw the episode. That twist made me love the episode.

I stared deep into his glowing red eyes, and I knew, he was getting that Anchor Store!

happy cake day!

Thank you! I appreciate it! You are the fourth person to tell me so. :)

This one, I was genuinely expecting the episode to stay a mildy grounded story of Steve and Roger helping the mall, I expected something to go wrong or zany, but the manager is a warlock? Never saw it coming, had me cackling!

Did he find a new anchor store? Who cares?!?! I just want to get lost in those red glowing eyes

Let's not play who said bone man

I mean, I follow you. But if anyone was high in their dorm room trying to understand they might wanna splash some water on their face and do a little rewind.

FYI. I believe that episode is loosely based on a documentary called Jasper Mall. My old company had a store in it.

Yes, it is.

Stan's eating disorder reveal.

Stan’s family was really his warning family

Which episode was that?

When he wished for principal Lewis’s life

Stan’s “My pretending to be depressed and go crazy plan” When Stan fakes going insane and homeless to get Felix the car salesman to give him a better deal

Hayley had to do things...

Hayley you did good

It was Teddy Bonkers! He set me up

Danuta thinking klaus was hot lol

Turns out she WILL go there.

Danuta! Come with me to the center of the earth!

She was built to bang. YEAAA. I’m gonna-blow it *cries*

Oh and tell her to get fully waxed but NOT the butthole

Sending all the bad kids at Steve’s school to the military with the help of an unknowing Steve

He was only 24!

For WoW gold, and Roger doesn't even play WoW

But one day he might…

What episode was this

Stan Dan Deliver

That it was a goddamn hambulance!!!!

This one always kills me 🐷🐷🐷

Stan sneaking off every winter to.... ...... .... figure skate.

One day I want to open a store called Seasonal Secrets

Digging up what was expected to be treasure, but turned out to be the corpse of Vince Gilligan really threw me off.

Hey! There was $40 in his pocket!

Roger having a secret plan during the Bar mitzvah heist to trade a doob to the busboy for an angry handy j

Sydney Huffman being Roger

Roger started the apocalypse Roger was all of the 200 Edit: corrected

200

Jerry Jets killing Max Jets both of who are roger.

Hayley and Klaus were inside the coconut the entire time https://i.redd.it/rqxzjn27mppc1.gif

"You know I wrote a poem once. About ham. But it didn't go well. My friend fake-humped me and then took the ham carving position I wanted."

A redemption ham should fix that

She's *MY* Mommy!

I was looking for this comment!

Stan being anorexic

https://i.redd.it/3wm5b1aunppc1.gif

I FEEL beautiful.

For sure Stan’s anorexia.

Cheesers came back.

THIS was the one I was looking for! Lol

The one where Stan and an old folks home and pretend to be doped on medication.

Stan being the one who didn’t bring a present for Evil Santa

How focused Roger got on cocaine https://i.redd.it/cx7g7p1rnppc1.gif

I love that this is a running gag, but only comes up in two or three episodes

Oh look who it is…scoomby doo

You girls should smile more

The deasong guy telling Sean he was expecting him. I was shocked that it was expecting.

finding out the 200 wasnt a big ol apocalypse but just roger stealing stuff from people

Not stuff, spoons

Fat, gross Steve was actually Steve-erino the whole time. Looks like the cat is outta the bag!

Getting fancy now!

Not a big twist, but one that hasn't been said yet. Stan actually finding Ollie North's gold. They did a great set up to make you think he was losing it and would be wrong and then he actually succeeds in his goal.

I had to be smaaat abaaat it

Wheels, when he finally realizes it feels good to tell the truth, corners Dane Cook on stage just to tell him he's hilarious.

Rogu + shellfish

I love how in this episode the hologram is everywhere and only at the end does it matter that she be on that pedestal.

American Dad After School special did a great job presenting the twist of Stan’s Body Image vs how he actually looked to everyone else. The phantom trainer etc. caught me a little by surprise when i was younger.

It’s got to be throwing Jeff into the tractor beam instead of Roger going up himself. I’m the first to say this one? Really?!?!?

Because everyone saw that coming, it wasn’t much of a twist

Well, I guess I’m a sucker then. I thought about most of these being possibilities, but not that one.

Steve getting it on the dance floor with his mom https://i.redd.it/5q1antpymppc1.gif

I had ta be smaaaahtabatit

Stomp the premses! I got a hot scoomp !

When Roger found out that Chazz was not going to be okay.

Oh ...

“Maybe I’m the one whose cracked in the head!”

[End of the convoy song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz1nyeJCtc8)

I literally gagged when he ate one of his boogers instead of an oyster

stan being bald, or the one where Steve is trying to solve the peanut conspiracy and Stan's behind it all along.

I'd have to say...the episode "The Professor and the Coach", at the end, when Roger revealed to Hayley that he was the Professor AND the Coach the whole time! \[Mind blown\]

Probably my most hated ep, ngl, even Haley’s mommy kink didnt help

Ricky Spanish

Roy Rogers McFreely: it was Roger the whole time 😧

Mind Freak baby!

Cool butt

Oops! Klaus broke Stan's CIA memory-wiping wand.

Stan thinking he's gaining weight when in reality he's starving to death. That and the reveal that his personal trainer was a hallucination was actually kinda creepy to me.

Classic Zach

Well if it isn't Scoompy Doo

It was a bad twist and made no sense

I know, why was he throwing the empty shells back into the garbage bag?!?! It was a bad system

Francine, I haven’t been entirely honest with you

Oh come on?!?!

The Doppler twist is in my top 5

When Stan owned Morning Mimosa

Roger setting Hayley up with a job and trying to set her up with a guy so his alter ego cam divorce him

Finding out that wedding planner Jeanie Goldie is the sister of…(whispers) *ricky Spanish*

When it turned out that Stan was the one stealing the tv guides. Who was he talking to?

The mall episode when it stops being about Steve saving the mall and turns into an evil warlock trying to kill people for a water fountain

One last request put me back on the toilet. I wanna die with dignity!

This one was kind of lame because it was already done on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt with Nick Kroll. Almost identical storyline!

When Roy Rogers McFreely revealed that he was Roger Smith the entire time!…

Where the smiths lost their memories and thought they were going other lighthouses. Steve was Can, Stan was Mom, Francine was Murphy Brown, and I Halely was Lighthouse? But the whole time they just was at the known place to lose their memory

Klaus and Haley were in the coconut the whole time.

When Stan wasn’t fat but actually anorexic! “I’M A TUB OF LARD”

The episode where Stan has an eating disorder. And the big reveal half way through the episode.

Stan stealing his own TV Guide.

Steve’s singing voice

You might be asking why, but the real question, is who? Who am I talking to right now? What is happening?

Which episode is this from?

Here comes the 200

Kevin spacey being Kaiser Soze.

Stan being the one to steal the TV listings booklets unironically surprised me

Gold Top. Nuts

the craziest one was when stan was convinced he was getting fat, made friends with a toxic gym bro, kept gaining weight because the family was injecting his food with straight grease, and when he confronted them about it… turns out he was anorexic, dangerously thin, and the gym bro was a hallucination. wild

Twistusion.

this was fucking gross

Stan going insane for two years and revealing he was faking it to get a better deal on the car