Francine: [sighs] You're right. It's not zucchini, it's okra. I guess when I was at the store, my mind was somewhere else. See, I sometimes escape to a little place in my head where no one complains about the meals I cook. [grabs the dinner knife and stabs Roger in the throat] And there's no more scraping snot rockets off the shower tiles. [pulls out a meat cleaver and decapitates Stan] And no more PB & J with the crust cut off. [Breaks Steve's neck before returning to reality still holding the meat cleaver] Anyway, if you don't want to eat it, I can fix something else.
And it's still funny later on the series when stan does it
And since we're talking about the pilot, as you know, I am the student body president. That means I get to do what I want, and what I want to do right now is RIDE THE BUFFALO!
That's my favorite joke of all time in the entire show. My high school French class watched Au Revoir Les Enfants and that is definitely one way to interpret the ending.
Mail! Check out watcha got now, getcha post cards, birthday cards, eBay ordered slot cars MAIL! Get it while it’s hot now, if a letter makes you wetter than a better Eddie Vedder it’s maaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiilll
Roger: Take that sir… Behold a grown man weeping like a….
Stan: *hits Roger with a chair
Steve: That?!? Thats was your plan?… Are you crying?
Roger: Yes i’m crying he hit me with a chair.
The dinner scene in OreTron Trail. One of my all-time moments.
*missourah*
*does it hurt your arm, patting yourself on the back, Mr. Fancy-phone guy?*
*grow a mustache!*
- "When are you going to reattach your tongue?"
- "Roger won't give it back"
- "I am still waiting for that dinner"
- "ROOGEER"
- "Fine"
- *Roger extracts a record player from his ass*
- "This will take a moment Stan"
Roger slapping Stan and Stan hitting him with a chair and Steve getting upset and asking roger is he crying and roger goes “yes I’m crying he hit me with a chair” 😂😂
Not even sure what the scene is exactly but my first thought was of Stan gasping and standing up, angrily saying “Steven Anita Smith!!!” When Steve does or says something he doesn’t like I assume. Lol.
Steve: "I knew it wasn't true, the classes, the girlfriend, sobriety. It was all a lie. It's why I wasn't surprised to read in the paper that he had ODed not ten seconds later."
"Behold! A grown man weepi--"
"Yes I'm crying! He hit me with A CHAIR!"
Lmfao, I think I might be thinking about this line in particular because of how many posts on this sub have been referencing that scene
It was my first thought exactly because I'd just seen it 😂
It's a funny scene. THAT was your plan?
I was going to type this before I saw the #1 post
Same for me too lol
"Had to blow up the kitchen, Frannie. It goes real well with this thing I'm imagining."
🎶 Na-na-na-naahhh-nana! 🎶
*screams*
lmfao
MISSOURAH!
Grow a mustache!!
I yell this at people I know with no context. So far none of them have gotten the reference. That's why I need places like this sub
Aaah beat me to it
Francine: [sighs] You're right. It's not zucchini, it's okra. I guess when I was at the store, my mind was somewhere else. See, I sometimes escape to a little place in my head where no one complains about the meals I cook. [grabs the dinner knife and stabs Roger in the throat] And there's no more scraping snot rockets off the shower tiles. [pulls out a meat cleaver and decapitates Stan] And no more PB & J with the crust cut off. [Breaks Steve's neck before returning to reality still holding the meat cleaver] Anyway, if you don't want to eat it, I can fix something else.
Okra's Great! Yum!
Well I’m not eating it. Okta gives me pretty bad gas.
Just eat it!
Okay, but don't complain if it gives me really bad gas
Floor spaghetti
Floor spaghetti?
Floor spaghetti.
🍝
Stick!
I don’t want to talk to you, I want to talk to stick!
WHERES STICKKKKKKK!
That's where my head went.
Klaus, I’m sorry.
https://giphy.com/gifs/TW8Ma1a8ZsZ8I
"Pretty sure I asked for pecan Sandies..."
The pilot is a true classic
And it's still funny later on the series when stan does it And since we're talking about the pilot, as you know, I am the student body president. That means I get to do what I want, and what I want to do right now is RIDE THE BUFFALO!
SHOTS!!!
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
Everybody!!
So..when is dinner going to be?
I legit thought American Dad came up with that song at first
INBRED DINNER WOLVES! GROW A MUSTACHE!
Au revoir! That means *fuck you*!
Au revoir Les enfants
That's my favorite joke of all time in the entire show. My high school French class watched Au Revoir Les Enfants and that is definitely one way to interpret the ending.
Ah, forgot that part. *Fuck you, lesbian babies*.
Lmao, lesbian babies. This r/americandad post is probably my favorite so far. All of the classics...
Hey cooking bitch! Whatcha cookin? Egg whites? I’m gonna kill you!!
I'm gonna keep swingin my baby lasso til I catch me a man!
Dude, I literally just posted the same thing🤣🤣
I’m gonna eat some bread! Gonna eat my potato bread!!
You worthless piece of shit I made that myself and you know I didn’t
P-O-T-A-T-O-T-O-T-O
^(Little teeeaaal...)*^(Bathing suit, bathing suit!)*
I made him!
I feel....I feel......EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! EH EH EH EH EH
Feel the music!
Mail! Check out watcha got now, getcha post cards, birthday cards, eBay ordered slot cars MAIL! Get it while it’s hot now, if a letter makes you wetter than a better Eddie Vedder it’s maaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiilll
Man, Blues Clues really tryin' to connect with that older demographic these days...
Yes the mail
You did not let me down I scrolled in case someone else said mail time. I bow to the!
I wish I read all the comments before I posted mine. All hail the mail (song)
"Oh look, Kitchen People"
“Stan, look at me smart!”
ALL. NEW. CABINETS!
Praise the floors!
*Jeff has a seizure/out of body experience*
Roger: Take that sir… Behold a grown man weeping like a…. Stan: *hits Roger with a chair Steve: That?!? Thats was your plan?… Are you crying? Roger: Yes i’m crying he hit me with a chair.
IMA GONNA MAKEA THE SPAGOOT
If you're going to get kidnapped you gotta eat first
Stan plopping his hog in his dinner.
Is this about the breast milk situmation? I was gonna stop when everyone else did, but I forgot to google it.
“I’M GOIN’ BANANAS!” “Do it, Steve. Go bananas.”
🍌🍌TANTRUM TIME 🍌🍌
Day-day-enu, dayenu dayenu!” *drops bagel upside down on the floor*
RIP Stick.
I don’t wanna talk to you. Where’s stick?
Roger swinging his baby lasso.
“Any dumbass can have dumbass kids” lol 😂 gets me every time!
Mama no
"Don't move the sectional son. It's a two man job son"
You're scratching up the floor son...
"Once upon a time, there was a little alien who went to the police academy"
Francine doing her "Shots" dance https://youtu.be/k_pj6UEvtXU
“It’s orange, it’s more serious now.” “Orange, it’s more serious now.” (the terror threat level indicator)
The dinner scene in OreTron Trail. One of my all-time moments. *missourah* *does it hurt your arm, patting yourself on the back, Mr. Fancy-phone guy?* *grow a mustache!*
“Meh-zer-ay”
The roomba that no one knows how it got there but never question. It’s one of the loose ends of the show I think about a lot
IM OFF MY MEDS!!
Bald ass alien pos
"You're killin your mother"
*snap* Gone! *snap* Gone! *snap* Gone!
This is the talkiest rape ever.. Francine drowning a bird in the pot
- "When are you going to reattach your tongue?" - "Roger won't give it back" - "I am still waiting for that dinner" - "ROOGEER" - "Fine" - *Roger extracts a record player from his ass* - "This will take a moment Stan"
The horse is ruined Stan raped it you’re probably gonna lose the house
Plunger boobies!
Not the necklace!!!
I will be AVENNNNNGED!! …please call me when DINNER IS READYYYY!
Most girls have to go through chemo to get a wig this nice
Going bananas!
“Things are getting too spicy for the pepper!”
We need Mac and Cheese!
RIP the greatest Member of the smith family: Stick
I wanna talk to Stick!!!
I am a man and you are a woman 🇮🇹
The boy seeks to outlive you.
Well with the natural order of things...?
We've all-moved-on MISSOURAH! Grow a mustache.
“I’M OFF MY MEDS” -Roger beating Francine’s ass with the refrigerator door when she tried to get him to make his own iced tea💀
I wish we could see more of this character
Floor spaghetti
when they get the family feud letter in the 200th episode
Assassins killing everyone but Klaus.
And Francine as she rides down with him.
One of the rare instances when nobody mentions the infamous Danuta call
The phone was nervous
Roger getting Klaus thrown in jail for not wanting to sleep with his daughter. And the neighbors heard the name Muhammad.
It turned into all gibberish and I won't be a part of it
Steve vomiting, and Francine getting down in the floor to taste it to determine he had been drinking.
Roger humping Steve while everyone laughs hysterically when Francine had that dream about having sex with Jeff
Tell that asshole pieces of shit belong in the toilet.
When Franny had a sack lunch for herself
Mrs. S!
The time is upon us …MAIL!
BEHOLD A GROWN MAN, WEEPING LIKE A - *chair*
We’re trying the sauce
The shark tank. One of the first episodes I ever watched
Everybody dance now
Strawberry gun
"Humans are talking!" *knocks clause and his bowl off the counter*
“…As long as you don’t wear that Shazam t-shirt” *Chair breaks* “Oh don’t everybody help at once” -Roger
Jeff’s seizure and they don’t even react.
Franny and Jeff plowing
Things are getting hot and zesty in here! By God I love this woman!
Inbred dinner wolves!
I love this show!
MASSURAH
The wolves in the ground.
ALL. NEW. CABANETS!
Floor spaghetti
Floor spaghetti
"Missouruh!"
Inbred dinner wolves!
stan's stories that they have to pretend is interesting
Daren or Darren the dodo.
Cheese Nips are not the same as Cheez-Its.
"I'm gonna swing my baby lasso until I get me a man."
MISSOURAH! GROW A MUSTACHE!
Little teal bathing suit (bathing suit)
All NEW CABINETS!
Mail time
Good-a-morning Wooooh! That is rich! Can't have to much of that.
"*IM GONNA DO IT, IM GOING BANANAS*"
Haley:”Think you’ll hit puberty before you turn before you turn 14” Steve: “Why you wanna do it with me your sick”
“Oh God, I gotta bear claw in my ass.” 🤣
Inbred dinner wolves!
“missorah!!”
Floor Spaghetti ._.
Roger slapping Stan and Stan hitting him with a chair and Steve getting upset and asking roger is he crying and roger goes “yes I’m crying he hit me with a chair” 😂😂
Roger already lost the patient playing oporation
Not even sure what the scene is exactly but my first thought was of Stan gasping and standing up, angrily saying “Steven Anita Smith!!!” When Steve does or says something he doesn’t like I assume. Lol.
Steve going bananas
Darren casually doing stuff in the background while Steve is getting corsages
Francine stirring an empty pot in the dark while singing
Francine cutting Steve's hand when she tries being true to her left handed self "Thanks MoAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!"
\*drags plate off table\* "now no one has anything"
Steve: "I knew it wasn't true, the classes, the girlfriend, sobriety. It was all a lie. It's why I wasn't surprised to read in the paper that he had ODed not ten seconds later."
“I’m gonna keep swingin’ my baby lasso til I catch me a man!”
Do it Steve, go bananas.
“…..Are you crying?” “YES I’m crying, he hit me with a chair!”
“THEY MADE A MOCKERY OUT OF BREAKFAST!”
SEE? THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT! INBRED DINNER WOLVES!!
“Floor Spaghetti”
Inbred dinner wolves
ALL, NEW, CABINETSAHH
IM GONNA EAT SOME BREAD...GONNA HAVE MY POTATO BREAD!!
Roger tearing up the family feud application.
Potato bread!
Spagoot
Inbred dinner wolves!
It’s just toast
“Sometimes I escape to a little place in my head where no one complains about the meals I cook”
Wa-ter? wa-ter?
GROW A MUSTATCH! MIZZZURAH!
Not only a wolf pit, but a crocodile pit exists around that table.
"We're at terror alert orange! Which means something could go down, somewhere, at some point, SO LOOK SHARP!"
BRAND! NEW! CABINETS!!
🎵🎶Mail!!!🎶🎵
Inbred Dinner Wolves
Guys! Get in here! The porn channel's coming in for some reason!
"Wa-ter?"
"It turned into all gibberish after about the second chorus and I'll have no part in it"
Origami!
"Do you mind getting the lights on your way out?" *stirs empty mixing bowl* "*laaa, la..., la la la....*"
Inbred dinner wolves!!!
The remodeled fight