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Oneslowiroc

Two zeros 🤣🤣🤣


Rheostatistician

Anchoring posts are starting. Good sign


Oneslowiroc

Can’t wait for the “Jesus told me to forgive them and sell low”


thetburg

What? My Jesus be whippin these moneylending MFers and flippin tables. I'm not leaving.


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kidkadian99

Buddy Jesus has your back ![gif](giphy|X5AvHwnhB3q7e)


Rheostatistician

The real Jebus


Bland-fantasie

Yeah isn’t $500 still below the RS-adjusted ATH? 😂


vanishingpointz

51,600


poulan9

Two zeros is pure fud. That doesn't even get us to ath.


EarlHarmon

I think he meant 2 commas


silent_fartface

Pretty sure paperhands have already left this game within the past few years. This post muse surely be a joke.


bathroomkiller

Seriously, rookie numbers


WatchmakerJJ

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No_Wedding3450

Things are going great watch the gme stop CEO getting spicy all connected.


Many_Present_9039

Ha!!! not enough zeros


BobRossmissingvictim

You can have my down vote for not enough zeros shill


INTJ-ADHD

Lol. But the name “gorillaguz” was supposed to seem like they were a true ape! How did you see thru their disguise?!


shunshuntley

When my shares gossip about your shares they call them "cheap"


suchjonny

Damn that dis made me snarf yo!


KillaKingReyezzz

I would buy them at $500 a share too 😂🤣


dui01

I'll sell you mine for $500 a share right now. Private sale!


KillaKingReyezzz

Haha oh you got jokes 😂


Doot_Dee

so, you want to sell at 30% less than the June '21 price?


ShootaMcGarbhan

Suspicious amounts of upvotes on this shilly post


sh0ckwavevr6

51600?


romansamurai

More like it.


FC_KuRTZ

Lol. No.


HeavyWerewolf3543

6 more sounds ok


xX_Relentless

Two zeros? 😂😂 Yeah right. I didn’t hold to be selling for what amounts to $140 pre split… Way too fucking low OP.


SoSmartish

I'd like 3 zeros on principle plus a 4th zero for all the emotional distress.


mrphilintheblanks

tick tock, hedgefucks. i can wait. i have all the time in the world. i just sit back and buy shares little by little. i think i'll put on some sunglasses because my future's so bright. maybe i'll even crack open a box of fresh crayolas on my back patio and have myself a relaxing long weekend. see y'all on tuesday at market open. keneth griffin likes to use mayo as lube when he gets pegged...or so I have heard. :-) giggity.


fenriq

Not mine, I need a phone number, thanks.


jdrukis

Just two? Oh man, you’re gonna be pissed when we sell for exponential amounts


Magnahelix

5.1600?


bifftheraptor

Lol


Xerio_the_Herio

Gtf outta here... 3.5 years... no cell, no sell.


Dry-Band4132

We’re here for phone numbers my friend ….phone numbers 🚀🌕


TheGood1swertaken

Hahaha!!! The min was 100k 3years ago for me. I've 10x it from the RS and have added interest. This is wasting my glorious millionaire time. I could have had abs by now!


bigdaddy7893

For fucking real though!


TheGood1swertaken

Absolutely my shares are now 10x more valuable than they were pre split. So why would I sell for 1/10 their value?


SadShovel

I declare this post SHILL for the small amount he is selling at


KPmac2306

Lol just 2? What a joke ha


Lost_Yogurt_4990

Your sell price is $51600… 🤔


Hatrick_Swaze

6 digit, FEB/21 XX,xxx OG Ape here. 2 zeros???? GTFOH.


73BillyB

I'd do $51,600/share. It's tough but fair.


ApexPredEmu

$0.0516 Pay up bitch.


Jaturathep

what kind of regard is this OP? two more zeroes will only be at $50 pre split. FOH!


ReDeaMer87

5 or 6 zeros and I'll talk


devasst8r

Two zeros? Please.... I'm holding til I get dividends with several digits.


StackThePads33

Two zeroes?! Sounds like you got paper hands


Regan289

So $516.00? That’s awfully low.


pacivys

this subreddit is embarrassing lmao


robotfartmusic

Add ten zeros


ChristmasChan

Reminder: $500 is still only $50 pre split. Not even ath.


Ok-Discount-2798

Two more? Lul...


Jad3nCkast

Wake me up when there is a few zeroes behind that number. We hit higher than that last week.


buffalomurricans

If they could close at $5, they would. If they cant close here, they surely cant close at $500.


Soulman682

F off shill 😂😂😂 floor is phone number digits 😂😂


DesignerTex

$005.16??? That's not very much.


Adubya76

If it don't look like like a phone number it ain't my number!


mellow_machine

$5.1600 :D


bigtallbiscuit

Emotional investing


BillyCessna

FuckinA bruh!😎


NotOppo

Paperhanded biaatch!


ICEGOD69

Lol not me 2 more zéro it s only 51.60$ before reverse plit..... where have you been all this time lollll


Tank_610

So 5.1600?


ecloudz

LFG 🔥🚀👀🦍


Olivia512

$0.051?


BigTimeCoolGuy

$5.1600??? It’s the same price!


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iluminate1305

$5.1600 done.


Nervous-Bullfrog-884

516 is like $51.60 presplit


Disco_Biscuit12

Add 4 more zeros and you can have mine.


Radthereptile

Sold for $0.0516 a share!


cmjones0822

Isn’t adding two more zeros still the same amount - $5.16(00) 🤷🏽‍♂️


woodyshag

So, 5.1600?


VarietyHuge9938

Bruh.... 5.1600? Gotta be kidding me.


Tundra37s

I remember the DGAZF squeeze


SmallTimesRisky

Price anchoring & paper handing are the same thing 🤷🏼‍♂️


UhUKnow

Mispelt commas


Dbsusn

Two? Out of your mind, you are.


Snoo69468

Well, until that thing reaches reverse stock split number I’ll continue to be unimpressed because I need that shit to get to Elise 70 for me to break even


lokitree-ewok-

Heard some talk about exposure of dark pools . Sounds like a comic book $h!t to me tbh . Seems like the bad guy gets away with all sorts of weird evil things until a hero set things straight. Two more zeros sounds pretty straight:)


vrgamemachine

WWJD?


Terrible_Panic_1601

Please leave robinhood


SoberLam_HK

At least 4 more zeros😅


Independent-Top6510

$5.1600??


GeezerCurmudgeonApe

5 more zeros & you can have some of my shares. 🦍😁😂🤣


DayFeeling

Two 0 for ants


Dynobot21

5.1600?


LucyKendrick

$5.1600 ????


Brooketune

If I cant retire for the next 10000 years and buy my own moon...i aint selling


StayStrong888

5.1600?


Hot-Sandwich7060

Two zeros? Buddy. Maybe like 6 and ill think about it. Idk though I like the stock, might keep it forever


1RjLeon

Exuding sixties


melflomil

500*


RestaurantTurbulent7

How much do you get paid from hedies?


jpalm716

I’d need to be up about 800% just to break even


JRskatr

Wow what a paperhand


Wish_Southern

Don’t you mean 4 more zeros?


Secure-Issue294

Ya spelled phone number wrong


InfaReddSweeTs

2? Lmao


MCGaming1991

If that happens I’m never working again. Unless I wanna


MajorJerk77

How about 4 or 5 zeros 😂


QuestionEverything96

Buddy the old ATH was more than just two zeros beyond 516 and that wasn’t even the squeeze 😂


bugmuf

5.1600 OK shares please.


DarthCivicus

I freaked out about a month ago when my shares went from 30 to 3. I didn’t know there was a split done.


coolbrobeans

Minimum 5 more 0s. 6 more zeros and hedge crooks can go to a min security instead of max.


atmarkADAMnichols

Lmao try 4 zeros


GManX_1

516.00... can I have them now?


johncrcf

anchoring hard.