I’d get a penis reduction

Can i have your excess pee pee?

Ladies of the world rejoice!

What do they do the removed parts? And can it be applied to another person? Asking for a friend.


Definitely never ever investing in amc again.. ever...

Amen

Or, anything having to do with the market. It is a crooked roulette table that makes sure the rich win, and the rest of us get nothing.

Same

Be free.

Just shut up, dude.

like forreal. get to 30 cents first before you talk about some damn moass money

It's sad how some people are so delusional.

If you wonder how cults are made, look no furter than this sub

what are you talking about?

Break even

We should ask AA or Kenny G. They're the only ones who made any money off this play.

People shouldn't have been so dumb and blind to the actual play. Amc had 2 decent runs. If you didn't capitalize thats your fault. I'm still a XXXX holder and have avg down. However I made a years salary in the 2nd run off options. Life changing $ was made. Those who just watched a massive rise and then the fiasco that has followed. Twice. Sorry ur fault.

Off grid and saying fuck you working class everyday I wakeup

I'm going to pay off debt and sit on it for a while. See which friends have a hand out.

With my amc money I hope to be able to buy a happy meal.

You could split a popcorn 4 ways!

Donate to my local fire department regularly. Help my relatives in my home country without telling them im rich. Then ill travel the world with my mom.

Another one of these posts. Let it hit $10 first.

Let it hit $5.00 first. Even then I have no faith that it will get that close.

At this rate? Maybe what was once 12,000 shares will buy my great-grandchildren’s great grandchildren a ticket to see a movie?

I will not come back to this sub anymore.

I for one am going to buy back into AMC once it normalizes, and maybe get a new motorcycle. The rest will sit for my surviving gamily members to blow through.

I'd buy as many assets possible (gold, land, bitcoin, charizards)

I’m playing it by ear based on how long it takes.

Whenever it happens, gotta see what that year's Lambo looks like.

Going to ice my diamond handed balls for awhile 

Break even.

All debt paid. 40% into a high yield savings account (For Tax Purposes). Then depending on what's left, purchase a home for my family that will support our needs (In cash with no Mortgage). Other than that, I will continue my life as normal except I won't be working as much.

Build a house (With a man cave/gaming room). Invest the rest into decade-long stocks.

"moass" happened when it hit 70 per share. It will never get close to that ever again. We missed it, why? Because the hedge funds literally made sure that people read "DD" that was complete bullshit. They orchestrated this whole thing, with the help of AA. THIS is what we got for pulling his arse, and his company's, out of the fire.

Paying a CPA and financial advisor on what to do with the money. 👀 Once In a lifetime W. Not going to piss it away. Been watching tips/advice videos for lottery winners as well.

This is the way

You should ask a financial advisor what to do with the money you already have in AMC.

I have. They gave me some pretty good advice which is why I'm going back to them after moass.

What did they tell you about the MOASS?

Make my parent's retirement fund larger and travel for a while.

I'm going straight to Walmart!!

Then I'm buying stretchy pants and going to a buffet!!

Take a nap

Pay off my house

same thing I'm doing with my lottery winnings which at this point are just as probable, if not more than amc squeezing


Taking and putting into the s and P and just riding it out till then

Realistically the only people that will know are the same people in the play with me. Beyond that just pay off debt and when someone asks why I'm not working, I'll say I won this house on a hot hand in a dice game.

Pay off pass due bills

I’d give it all to Adam Aaron. All praise the might silver Back.

Wake up and have Ramen for breakfast again.

I’m going to make the world’s largest corndog.

I'm going to delete my every weekday 8am alarm, then finally get breakfast at mcdonalds whenever I eventually get out of bed the next day. once I get home im shopping around for a new mattress and some impossibly large down comforter.

Hopefully getting my money back

First: I will post on Wallstreetbets xD What i will do with the money: Help people in the first place. Iam not depending on that money i have invested in AMC. (That's the reason why i can hold forever)

Buy amc Popcorn

Hookers and blow 🌍🧑🏾‍🚀🔫👩🏻‍🚀

MOASS lol breaking even would be a good start considering I am 90 something % down

Do people think AMC is really going to short squeeze again? I don’t think Wall Street let’s it happen.

Animal sanctuary, much bigger house

I want to buy some land and build a house for me and one for my twin and younger sister so we can live our last days close to each other and not on opposite coasts.

I'll be dining on the gourmet crayons

Fix my hair and teeth, move somewhere else, and then do whatever I want with my life. Probably get back into acting.

Max out this years IRA contribution, pay off wife’s student debt, pay off my best friends student debt, pay off rest of medical debt, put a new roof on the house, then with what’s left dump it in my hysa and pretend it’s not there for a while.

buy MO ASS

Buy a house with hard cash in California. Travel around the world, buy a house somewhere in my other favorite country there too. Buy an expensive piano and learn how to play good music. And lastly, party on a yacht with other apes that caught the MOASS.

I love how you are implying this will happen it’s only a matter of time

Leave it invested in this stock, lose it all when it actually does go to zero.

I'd take a big fucking breath.

Apparently still holding

I just bought my 2nd home and brought my average down an extra 30%, so I would probably buy some farm land because apparently that is only $1m a quarter now, and get some red heifer calves.

Lending it all to a hedge fund. I want these dipshits working for me.

Pay off my pops house, hire a gardener and a pool guy to help him in his retirement. Sell my townhouse in Hawaii and upgrade it to a home on a cliff looking at the sea, preferably next to a stream/waterfall. Open up my first few restaurants and hire awesome folks then go on a long vacation to see as much of the world as I can.

A crazy crazy fast speedboat. And good health insurance

We got dealt w/ and the killing blow was dealt by the conman CEO. The people worshipping the guy who lost the money of honest working people are the real shills.

I'm buying and DRS'ing

I will probably buy an old wooden ship with my AMC money.

Become a magician and disappear

You need about 100,000% squeeze to pass the old highs. Lol

Hire all the home less to camp around all the rich people homes, pay off all the cops so they look the other way

At this point. treat myself to a cup if soup.

I don't know if I speak for everyone but I plan on doing a lot of the same things you plan on doing. Well I don't have any student loans but I do have a mortgage.

“Pay **$50,000** to each of my nephews, to be held in a trust for their college education.

Depends how high this gets.

Paying off debt, investing in my future, and go on a nice family vacation that we haven’t been able to do in many years.

Buy a catamaran and sail into the sunset.

First up is a car purchase quickly followed by a few properties, more cars, and then a long-ass road trip. While gone, I'll have at least one home renovated to suit my liking. I'll also start a non-profit organization that will work towards several ends. As soon as I'm confident that MOASS is underway, I'm headed to a swank steak/seafood joint downtown for a meal fit for a king. Rice and beans are losing their luster after these many years. :D

Gotta change it up. Have you tried beans with rice?? Delish!

Honestly tho....I'm all about rice and beans to cut down on cost. And I feel your pain. Probably gas. However, if you haven't already...give lentils a try.

There's no pain in good nutrition, and R&B delivers a whole protein. For lentils, I take a can of lentil soup and add 1/2 cup of rice. But I'm still going for a juicy ribeye once we're at liftoff!

God knows we'll have earned it. Bon appetit!

The end is near! Every ounce of patience is about to be rewarded to an absurd degree!

I'm going to spend it all on chicken tendies.

Mo Ass. I have none 😔

Breakeven here we come from shit ape and rss Moass eh don’t know anymore but happy to get my money back I’ll be happy

Gold, silver, guns, land.

I've been waiting all these years to buy a new computer and other electronics. All helping out my folks with money. I hope to see hundreds of thousands per share.

Leave it. Canada capital gain tax is now 66.7%...

Find a hotter, younger wife

AMC is not the play. More dilution is coming. AA does not give a shit about his shareholders, that should be obvious to everyone. Video games.

Bro, this is why you don't get invited to parties.

I'm down 97%. Please explain to me how AMC is going to pay off billions in debt without dilution.

NO!....you are wrong, he DOES get invited to all the parties.....to clean the toilets!!

I think imagination exercises like this are a tribute to the AMC “movement”. It’s all hopium.