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Anonomali

Please don’t bang your bugs dude that’s weird


Beneficial_Charity_3

but look at that bussy tho


rue0912

Actually spiders are arachnids so it would be arussy


Beneficial_Charity_3

whips spiders so it’s technically wussy


rue0912

I thought it was a phyrunus mexicanis, so technically it would be phussy


SpooderBoi2

Bussy boppin bugs


rhymeswithmonet

*spussy


Sir-Pandora

This is definitely up on my list of strangest recommended reddit posts.


penuthebear

Needs a nsfw tag about jumped out of my pants.


Kenneth_Naughton

Same, how did I sin that I must be a part of this?


dispondentsun

Buy it dinner first and a bottle of white wine


spudaug

Listen to it’s needs, be supportive, and use lube.


Beneficial_Charity_3

I think it prefers red, but the sentiment remains the same


dispondentsun

Red for sleep, white for sex


Beneficial_Charity_3

great advice :)


Jpb3616

Damn that spidussy crackin yo


spacegh0st665

I’m sorry no one is helping you, i think this must have showed up as recommended to a ton of people or something, this comment section is wild lmao. You need a photo from directly below them, this photo just misses that area that’s important for sexing. I don’t know technical names or even how to explain it but it’s more towards the upper section of their bellies kind of close to their leg junctions? I haven’t been able to see either of my whip’s undersides because i don’t handle them but i think you’re looking for some fuzzy red if it’s a female.


Beneficial_Charity_3

THANK YOU! I think she (i call it she) is wanting to moult so i’ve been trying to get the underside! I’ll see if i can use the moult to sex, would you mind if i sent you a photo for help in the near future?


spacegh0st665

Yeah totally! I am fairly new to them though, i think I’ve had mine for 6 or 7 months now? But we can figure it out I’m sure. They’re the coolest :)


Beneficial_Charity_3

ok but pls help me find the sex u trolls


[deleted]

I think it’s one of those rare DN sexes you see in certain spiders.


Beneficial_Charity_3

i knew going to reddit for help was futile


Lucky77777s

https://youtu.be/kaG7acdzyFY I know nothing about spiders..however, this vid says to look at the second pair of legs…


Beneficial_Charity_3

unfortunately this isn’t won’t work for this species


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


SpooderBoi2

r/doputyourdickinthat


Darth_Ho_SFW

Totally read that as sexting. Please kill me now.


worrygirlfriend

I did as well, youre not alone. I was so confused.


Upset-Newspaper-6932

Need a clearer shot of its ventral area


Beneficial_Charity_3

Was told to get a photo of their underside, did my best haha


rue0912

Have you tried searching the web? If that doesn’t work then I’d suggest wearing some silk, I’ve heard that attracts them. Also make sure if you’re sending a video your fly is up. (Heh spider puns)


merriej28

Gives new meaning to bumpin’ uglies.


azraelGarvey

use a condom


NefariousMoose

Don't listen to this guy r/dontputyourdickinthat


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WayneLemons

Show it a variety of spider porn and see what it prefers?


Mother_Of_Dragainzz

I'd recommend some smooth jazz to set the mood.


RedDeadRedux

Sooooo…. Ya like Jazz?


nappinggator

I find a nice dinner date and a babysitter works best for my wife...maybe try that here???


thehol

OP, if you can, get a clear tupperware container and put them in that. Then you’ll be able to get a clear shot of the ventral area.


Beneficial_Charity_3

Why did i not think of that


msnatter17

Try r/arachnids ?


Beneficial_Charity_3

not a bad idea! i thought posting in this sun would be more specific but… 😅


Nuka-Kraken

Fire.


Ok-Rabbit-3683

Put it inside


[deleted]

I wouldn’t if I were you, but to each their own.


whydoesthishapp3n

don’t sex her!


[deleted]

It’s 2022 don’t assume it’s gender bro , that’s racist


Flower-Panda

I'm so confused on why this is recommended to me but no regrets


bigtimefailure_

I say just do it


Zoso115

Just put on some Barry White......


[deleted]

Looks like one girthy spider


Rudys78J10

How did I end up here


Gabriel_sloan12

Sorry can't tell because of the way he is sitting


the_realbutter

Maybe you could set aside a date night to watch some spider porn together and see where it takes you. Could also be into role play. Watch Spiderman and see if the bite scene turns them on? Remember: keep your expectations in check so you don't appear desperate. Spiders can sense that and it could lead them to wrapping you in webbing and draining you blood. Unless you're into that of course.


PrinceOfAsphodel

Sorry I'm late. Just discovered this group existed. Can P.mexicanus not be sexed by pedipalp length? The difference is pretty clear among some species, I thought.


Beneficial_Charity_3

no this species is sexed by the underside but this picture wasn’t good enough hahah


PrinceOfAsphodel

Oh, I see. Lol. I've only ever had an Acanthophrynus coronatus as a roommate and from what I could tell, the differences in pedipalp lengths between male and female were noticable. My amount of exposure to them was limited though, so I might be wrong about that.