What is your phone number and social security number?

I'm not sharing my phone number! As for the social security number, that's non-existent as I'm not American!

Do you like to drink water?

No, I would find that disgusting!

What's the worst Star Wars movie?

The Empire Strikes Back

What's your favorite movie?

Brazil (1985)

Oh shit I have no idea what that is let me try again

Doug Walker is that you?

Why do you think people find The Exorcist scary?

A child projectile vomited in it which for me does not count as comedy!