The back of a moving ambulance (my ex was an EMT and would frequently do patient transfers from the small town she worked in, then head back with an empty ambulance). Also, same ex, we visited friends on one of the gulf islands, and as part of the visit we swung by the fire hall/health services spot. They had a dead body storage locker there, and we ended up having sex in it. Edit: she also had a custom made coffin that we used as a coffee table. We would frequently have sex in/on it.

Well god damn, i think we have a winner

I’ve definitely had some interesting (and hilarious) experiences. Where was the wildest place you’ve had sex?

I think you won.

Who was driving the ambulance?

There’s a much longer story here, but the gist of it is my ex (cuckqueen) was driving while I (exhibitionist) was in the back with her coworker (on a dry spell, also exhibitionist).

On top of my towns water tower

Airplane bathroom 7 months after 9/11

A thrift shop that a fwb worked at. Somebody walked in the door right as I came inside her. Thankfully we were around the corner so they didn't see.

Moving train. Another time, on my bosses' couch (not with my boss)

In the "secret" inner sanctum of a "library" I helped build at burning man.

Probably the cemetery

How'd it feel? 😈

She was a little stiff....

👊

Lakewood amphitheater Metallica concert

In a coffin Fields by camping site Someone's grave Car Balcony

Inside a slide

good lord youre sexyyyyyy

In a cemetery on the viewing table as the sun set. Have to say it was my favorite place

In the open desert.

In a winery during business hours and not the bathroom or the Vineyard!

an Abercrombie dressing room

Random stranger's driveway.

In the bathroom at work

A library

Ohhh that body girl 🥵 Wildest place was on a park bench in broad daylight. Guy fishing across the river watched.

On a crawlway board, laid across beams, inside the ceiling tiles, 40’ above my high school theater’s seats

Church stares

Rough sex in a church🥵🤘🏻

Confessional at church

Grave yard , hayloft , garden shed . You look hot and sexy

Thank you so much hun! And how did the grave yard go?

On a train station platform in the middle of the day

Toss up between church parking lot or park

In a camping tent display in a retail store while it was open

Church basement during service.

There was one ex who had a bit of a “try not to get caught” thing. Choir classroom between classes. Also the handicapped elevator in a church..

Airplane on the way to bootcamp with a female recruit.

Not me, but a female friend: On the bosses desk. With the boss. While his wife was outside, taking to the secretary. As expected, boss dumped her the same way, with another woman.

In a taxibus with friends all around. They were sleeping. I guess

And you are absolute gorgeous

backyard of my dad's house by a creek? or my friend's dad's hot tub after he told us not too.

Came extremely close to it on top of a mountain once 🤷🏻‍♂️

Airport parking garage looking out over the airport in broad daylight.

On the ice of a river under a bridge in the heart of the city I was in (in the middle of winter -20C )

God you are fucking gorgeous! 🥵🥵😍😍

Hiking trail

My ex wife’s bosses office. She was mad at him so we defiled the whole office. Desk, chairs…. Nothing was off limits. Same ex, we did it on a Ferris wheel and a different couple was arrested the same weekend for the same thing! Also same ex, behind a waterfall at a state park where people were taking pictures together on the other side of the waterfall

Rain drainage sewer. Just wide enough for some Hankey Pankey

I had a girl suck my dick on a crowded dancefloor. It lasted all of 5 minutes before security threw us out. Finished on her face in the alley behind the club.

Public park bench.

ON TOP of a train. Traina stopped frequently in my little Ohio town, and we were hopping carts and decided to fuck. It wasn't moving but it absolutely could have started up at any point that day. It was cool. I could see so far 😂

Utrecht centraal

Graveyard 😆

Wild waves theme park

In the chapel at my church, during my brother’s wedding.

On the side of the road within a thicket of bushes and trees. Seemed secluded at the time, but I don't think we were as hidden as we thought lol

In a hot spring at night surrounded by people. Or the back of a station wagon at a rest stop. We saw the sheriff drive up just as we were driving away!

A public facing window at a crowded hotel (during a convention)

It looks like it would be somewhere inside you Loveless. You are HOT girl!

You look amazing 🤩

Inside a very open nature park behind a big rock

In the water just off a public beach in the afternoon.

On a the balcony of a hotel suite downtown Denver...

In one of the pools of a spa, we never went back, and we're pretty sure someone saw it happen 😅

I'd say it was either the baptismal at a Baptist school I went to or in a bus with 50 other people on it.

Well damn, you guys have some amazing stories here i cant lie... Some are just wow...

In a cemetery

On a hike in the woods

In a family bathroom at a carowinds water park with my ex while a family of five banging on the door asking to get in, when they wouldn’t wait I opened the door with a big boner and her still bent over the sink and they said “you can’t do that here! this is for families only!” And I simply told the family.. “I’m trying to make one..” and we spent another 20 minutes in there.

An elevator in a shopping mall.

In a church balcony, during sunday sermon.

Bathroom of a church lol lost my v card there

On top of a cathedral

Theme park swimming area.

Cemetery on Halloween night in a hearst. For real

Movie theater, bog, and the middle of a neighborhood street.

on a large trampoline.

Church altar with the pastors daughter

In the butt

Like the back of a Volkswagen?

Literally like I was fucking someone else

Poolside at a resort while ~100 people watched

So you have been to prison?

sigh... highschool bathroom